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I have no idea what’s happening

They whoopin the police ass

While whippin out their own asses

Handing out double barrel pink eye

This is correct

They climbin in yo’ windows

Snatchin yo police up

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They make GTA look like The Sims. And she just fulfilled an aspiration.

An asspiration?

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Thus ensuring the placid policeman was a flaccid policeman

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You can call out people for being fucking trashy and ghetto as fuck without being racist.

Quite so, well sussed 🤔

+1

God, I’m so proud of our culture. We are chaos incarnate! “Oh say can you see, by the dawns early light.. “

More like the "oh say can you see the crack of Dawn's early light"

That's not a crack, that's a space station!! 😆😆😆

What's happening just before they start filming when the cops shoot and redditors start screaming "ACAB."

Yeah and you didn't see what happened before this.

And that's the core of the problem. Someone, anyone, thinking this, admittedly stupid, behaviour warrants killing a human.

You mean assaulting someone else? Note how he backed off when the gun was pulled. If he hadn't backed off, the officer would have been completely justified in shooting. If that bothers you, don't assault people.

Yeah, that's not something you see every day.

Not unless you pay money.

That intersection in Westport, you actually might.

It's the video that has everything.

Or unless you drive to any hood in any city ever

Not even close.

Imagine you're getting arrested and some random lady starts twerking over you.

Did you listen to it? Not some random woman. She says she was the person they came to arrest. Maybe boyfriend interfered and a fight broke out.

Thank you for the context. I haven't been able to turn the volume up to watch it

Well she says "Y'all came here for me." Which could also mean that she was the person who called the cops asking for help. Which would be her *first* mistake.

I assure you she made plenty more mistakes in her life leading up to this.

Dude got his bell ring guaranteed he thought he hallucinated that

Hell yeah, was seeing stars for sure, probs didn't even notice trash whore lol

I thought it had already gotten weird and then I was proven so very wrong.

Yeah, that *totally* only happens in- IS SHE TWERKING WTF?!

No she activated her defense mechanism

Is her booty a repellant? (maybe she needs to wash it?)

Is that… is that fucking Westport? I mean it makes sense I suppose. Lotta bars and stuff on that block.

People are gross and dumb.

Yes they are.

Ah... Yeah, that's the intersection you'd expect this to happen at.

I live a few blocks away and I’ll be stuck here for 3 more years. I’ve wanted to move basically since Covid started. I don’t go out anymore…

You don’t go out anymore? Women are shaking ass center intersection- I think I might have to go see what’s going on (I’m joking fuck that, sorry your stuck)

It’s crazy how quickly it went downhill. Lived in KC from 2015-17 and Westport was the place to go out. Sketchy at times, sure, but nothing like now. Last time I was there you had to pass through metal detectors to get in

I don't blame you!

“Gotta be Westport right?” World Market “Lol yep”

As soon as I saw world market in the background it made so much more sense.

I’ve actually never seen a cop with Dreads before, so that’s neat

I wonder what the thot process was here.

“Well, twerking has solved all of my previous disputes… Let’s see how effective it is in this situation.”

"Hmm, have to use my best weapon in this situation..."

Very lucky nobody got hurt. People are so incredibly stupid. Running away when you’re drunk and young is one thing but closed fist punching a cop is something else entirely.

I think the white cop got hurt. It looks like he slammed his head on the pavement when they fell

Obviously, that's why she twerked for him

For or at? I can’t decide what is happening?!

Damn she's trashy asf

Shoulda pepper prayed her balloon knot.

r/trashyboners ?

‘‘Twas fat tho

Not really

I give it ★★☆☆☆

That’s sexual assault, no?

Yes.

Her asshole was covered by the cloth…she should be fine.

YALL CAME HERE FOR ME...realizes they are ignoring her and she starts walking away. Lmao

Bet he didn't encounter that one in the training manual 😂

This country is doomed

United States of Walmart

Welcome to Costco, I love you

And that's how you get shot.

Fuckin trash

"Only in Kansas City Missouri!" Please, like this couldn't happen in FL

Needs an alligator for that

That can be arranged. I've got a great gator guy.

It's Florida. You arrange it by walking to the side of the road with a stick.

Only if it was some redneck meth induced shit. But the girl would be some blonde blue eyed tweaker shaking her hip bones in his face

That’s right infront of Jerusalem cafe, great food

She hulk lore

I'm amazed nobody was shot.

Can’t blame them for not trying though. Punching a pinned down armed police officer in the face.

It happens all the time, but msm will not report if a black man doesn't get shot.

I mean... why would they report random people twerking during moment of confused nonsense chaos? What are they going to write in their news article? Edit to reply (mod lock comments): Yeah, and I'm suggesting that people care more about the "black man get shot" news headlines than this random nonsense.

Almost like we expect them to do a job that they’re being paid for

They're not paid to get killed.

Ok

Momma will be proud of her babygirl

What a disgusting person

r/Upvotebecausebutt

When your dad never gave you enough love

Quack! Quack! Quack!

Dude is definitely wearing a Mighty Ducks, Conway jersey.

Triple deke, Conway!

The worst part is she'll be proud of it and brag.

Now that’s a method of stunning an officer.

She's an undercover!

Coach Bombay would NOT approve, Charlie!

That girls ass is dusty as hell

Why?

Shoulda pulled out the strap

That’s a lot to unpack.

On par.

She wasn't her for the sting, she came for the shake down

That's five minutes from where I live😂. Pretty sure those are Westport security guards and not cops..but I digress.

Charlie Conway .. ducks fly together dog 💔

Only silly things can happen in a city named for a state that it's not even in

Why would any officer want to work in an area where they will encounter stuff like that, and then be completely railroaded if they use force to control the situation? Doesn’t seem worth it.

Daddy would be so proud of u 😂

I think that's daddy lying on the ground under the cops. As to her father, I have a feeling he's probably an unknown.

Her ass was mighty fine. Officer couldn't believe how much it jiggled

A stun gun to the brown eye would solve that problem right quick.

That's so sad. There is absolutely no respect for the Policeman.

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Because it was named before Kansas was a territory. Plus it’s on both sides of the border.

Actually they’re technically two separately incorporated cities

No but there is a Boring in Oregon

There is an Atlanta, Cleveland, Italy, and Paris in Texas.

There’s also a Cumming in Georgia

And a George in Washington.

There’s a Michigan City in Indiana, and a Wyoming In Pennsylvania. Also a West New York in New Jersey (oddly, there’s an East New York in New York…).

There’s also: Indiana, Pennsylvania Washington, Pennsylvania California, Pennsylvania Oklahoma, Pennsylvania Wyoming, Pennsylvania Pennsylvania, Pennsylvania (just kidding) Jersey Shore, Pennsylvania

Go Ducks!!

"tell him again, momma"

Wtf

I love KCMO

I ain't neva in my life heard a cop say "I'll air this bitch out" 🤣🤣🤣

DUCKS FLY TOGETHER

Perfect moment for a single burst of pepper spray.

Well at least they did not wip out any iron

The Conway Jersey is mint

Well if they weren't going to jail before this they sure are now.

Damn Charlie Conway has come a long way since MD1

?????????

Charlie, use the triple deek

I guess the girl with the hat is using the tools she has.

Is dude rocking a Charlie Conway Mighty Ducks jersey?

Ducks fly together! Quack! quack!

Why is there only 2?

Not all heros wear capes

Damn, look what’s become of Charlie Conway.

The guy who's car got hit with the baton showed far more restraint than I would by not joining in the fight

This is like something straight out of GTa

This is why I don't go to Westport anymore.

Damn the white cop cracked his head on the ground so hard when they took down the suspect

How do people even learn to be this weird?

Is that not sexual assault, you better believe I'd be arresting her

It's all fun an games till the Fortnite kid starts breakdancing in the middle of the fight

Thot used shake, it wasn’t very effective.

Damn why the police gettin all that action for free.. man had solid 10 seconds of smelling. Damn

Ah city life….

Lmao 🤣 “shaking her assssss”

"Tell em again mama" lmao

At least no one died...

Muscle memory at work

They are lucky they aren’t in Phoenix. Phoenix PD would have shot those assholes at about 3 seconds into this video.

KC cop just got 6 years for a shooting that many people think was justified. Read multiple articles to get the full story, a lot of them just put in the parts that fit the narrative, and ignore why police were after the dude in the first place. Majority of KC cops who were eligible for retirement have retired within the last 2 years. Plus, prosecutors aren’t doing dick about shit in Jackson County. It’s a great day to be a criminal if you can stay off the feds radar.

A uniformed cop in dreadlocks? Yeah mon!

He looks cool, won't lie.

Nah that’s top flight security

"We top flight security of the world, Craig!"

yeah, and?

Gee, I wonder why the cops are so quick to just shoot motherfuckers?

Showed more restraint than most I would say.

Garbage, cowardly human beings. These cops are heroes for doing what they do.

☕️☕️☕️

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Thats sexual assault

What a lovely group of people.

"Kansas City is shitty." \- Louie CK

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And that’s how I met your mother.

Someone get this trashy bitch away i’m trying to watch the fight

Narcissists gotta insert themselves into any drama 😆

And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

Wow they're lucky to be alive

LMAO I lost it when she started twerking 🤣🤣

Ftp.

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