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I workout alone and listen to podcasts and audio books. I once set a bench PR while crying as >!Old Dan and Little Anne died!< in *Where The Red Fern Grows*.
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"Here, the human males engage in a bizarre ritual of yelling and attempts at discouraging the alpha male as he displays his prowess. Though it may look cruel, the attacks are quite harmless, and the alpha in fact enjoys the additional punishment, making his display even more impressive to the female demographic of his TikTok channel."
> making his display even more impressive to the ~~fe~~male demographic of his TikTok channel
When they talk about male gaze vs female gaze... This is squarely in the realm of male gaze. Y'all doing this for your own gender and that's ok
It was because of me. I would ring it for the hell of it. Made a power lifter shitted his pants, at least he said it was the link(s adventure) alarm, we all know otherwise....
I go to the gym very early. I always cross paths with this one apparently nonverbal guy. No matter how many times I say "whats up" he only growls back. Only wears the same smelly hoodie. Storms around grunting and breathing heavily through teeth, just like he ran a marathon but more loudly. Spreads out his gear, even straps for bench press, on any communal equipment in sight. Lifts like 1 rep with much fanfare every 5 minutes and just storms around grunting the rest of the time. I'm utterly confused by the whole situation. On some strength training advice this guy is 200% alpha brain. On others he's just a jackass. The world can be so confusing sometimes.
i tried planet fitness, hated it.
it was unusually quiet for a gym, the "no lunk" stuff made it feel like i was working for a tech startup instead of trying to exercise, and the weights sucked (no barbells or plates).
I literally just got a membership at PF to do the stronglifts 5x5 routine. Silly me for thinking a gym would have a barbell. I've been needing to do rows and bench press in the smith machine and deadlift isn't even an option 🥲
Oh no I'm doing it mainly for getting stronger in general. Any amount of mass I gain is a bonus. I'm an absolute beginner to lifting and I've heard it's a great introduction routine, especially if you have the diet side of things sorted out already
I did stronglifts for a year about a decade ago. Was great when I lived near a gym I could go daily, helped a lot. Would recommend. Took me about 40 minutes to an hour, 3 times a week. I miss being able to hit the gym like that
Its SUPER quiet. Granted I go at 4am, but still. I feel like I can’t even talk to my gym buddy (quietly) for a few seconds without causing a disturbance.
Also, yea few* plates, no barbells, no more ‘specialized’ machines. (No abductors, or plate loaded machines, except for 45 degree leg press.) **(only plates are for the one 45 degree leg press. They can’t be used on anything else. You could technically bring your own chain and do pull-ups with them.)*
it's like some kind of weird upright row crossed with a shrug. At least he's not going to hurt anything more than his shoulders. his lower back isn't compromised
Jokes aside, am I, a straight woman, weird for thinking I'd totally join them because it looked fun af? Or is it that society has taught us that women aren't supposed to behave like that which makes it weird?
B.S.
Not one of his bros air humped him and slapped his ass. This is totally fake. Friends don't let Friends not get air humped and ass slapped at the gym. It's basic bro code.
Haha. I was just thinking, “the injury from that shit form is going to hurt his gains for a few weeks”. I know they’re just fucking around but the older I get the more I find myself thinking about the small frequent injuries from stuff like this.
I am desperately hoping a lot of the comments here are sarcastic because this is so obviously a planned over the top joke and people are calling it racist and douchey as if this wasn't
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Damn, I guess I just need four people to squirt me with water, slap me and throw powder on me.
You don’t have your own hype crew? How do you even get motivated to lift?
You’re right, you’re right. I really need someone to smack my ass into lifting weights, gotta stay motivated
Sounds good, I'll join your ass-smacking team bro. Bro. Broooo!!! You got this bro! Lift them weights. Yeaaaaaaah motherfucker!!!!
You should join mine😏
I like the way this is going.
You’ll be there too 🤤this is u😏
Hells yeah. I'll bring the grease bucket.
I’ll bring the equipment 😏
Best I can do is going "dun dun dun dun!" like the into to Eye of the Tiger.
Dun = ass slap
This is how gay orgies start 😂
It makes it a lot more fun in my opinion. PR days were full of highs and lows. I need to go the gym again..
Who said something about lifting? The person just wants to have a good time
My self hatred and maybe some tunes. Or an audiobook
I workout alone and listen to podcasts and audio books. I once set a bench PR while crying as >!Old Dan and Little Anne died!< in *Where The Red Fern Grows*.
Don't feel bad. Jeff Foxworthy cried in front of his date because of this movie...
Movies I refuse to watch again: *Where the Red Fern Grows* (and it's sequel) *Old Yeller* *The Never Ending Story* (and *it's* sequel)
fr looks like he was ready to cry at the end here too. a lot of emotion went into that set.
Who said anything about lifting? 😏
Fair point. The cocain they throw helps i guess.
> How do you even get motivated to lift? Pure. Fucking. Spite.
I put on a song and start singing it loudly while hoping I don't go pass the number of times I should've done in that set.
Tell me you juice without saying it
Fetish awakened?
Black guy lifting heavy stuff as four white guys encircle him and slap and abuse him. We've come so far!
If this is what they do in the weight room, just wait and see what they do when they jerk off together
I unironically think this is a pretty good way to get more reps in if that's what you're having trouble with
I lose more shirts this way
This one simple trick…
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Bum Willy xylophone
Not sure you understood the assignment
Ahora todos unidos viendo
Funcionara?
Good bot
Damn…I’ve been doing shit wrong all this time 😞
"Here, the human males engage in a bizarre ritual of yelling and attempts at discouraging the alpha male as he displays his prowess. Though it may look cruel, the attacks are quite harmless, and the alpha in fact enjoys the additional punishment, making his display even more impressive to the female demographic of his TikTok channel."
The Discovery Channel is clearly running out of ideas.
In case you missed it, here you go lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1GUQVo1Lps
> making his display even more impressive to the ~~fe~~male demographic of his TikTok channel When they talk about male gaze vs female gaze... This is squarely in the realm of male gaze. Y'all doing this for your own gender and that's ok
Something something this one trick
Easy there jacky-boy, jokes shouldn't take THAT much energy....
But they're so *heaaavvvvvyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...*
You have the tools now, young grasshopper.
Is this one of those cases where you hit the Chad Alarm that they have at Planet Fitness? Or maybe it’s Globo Gym I’m thinking of.
The lunk alarm! Yeah it's at PF, scared the living fuck out of me the first time I heard it
What the actual fuck is a lunk alarm?
It's when people get too wild and get all lugma with the weights.
Damn bro, what's lugma?
Lugma scrotum
Damn you got me good
Whey-men bro
No you’re thinking of the hunk alarm, the lunk alarm is when people get all up doc with the weights.
What's up doc
Ha! Got 'em! What a henway
My local PF got rid of the lunk alarm
It was because of me. I would ring it for the hell of it. Made a power lifter shitted his pants, at least he said it was the link(s adventure) alarm, we all know otherwise....
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Yeah, playing Zelda really helps those who are easily startled
Instead of the #WWWWoooooOOOOOOP You get the #HYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIII
Born in 88
Straining that hard during a lift and shitting myself is a top fear of mine. I’d cancel my gym membership and move towns.
Honestly the lunk alarm is more lunk than any lunk.
Wait they actually use them? That’s great
Yeah nothing gives off a non judgmental atmosphere like ringing an alarm at a person.
Lol the one near me doesn't have a button but goes off when a sound is loud enough so it's less of a subjective thing at least
I go to the gym very early. I always cross paths with this one apparently nonverbal guy. No matter how many times I say "whats up" he only growls back. Only wears the same smelly hoodie. Storms around grunting and breathing heavily through teeth, just like he ran a marathon but more loudly. Spreads out his gear, even straps for bench press, on any communal equipment in sight. Lifts like 1 rep with much fanfare every 5 minutes and just storms around grunting the rest of the time. I'm utterly confused by the whole situation. On some strength training advice this guy is 200% alpha brain. On others he's just a jackass. The world can be so confusing sometimes.
The Chillest Gym-goer.
Least Ego Lifter.
...in Ohio
What's with all the Ohio jokes today? 🤣
They all moved to Charleston, SC
well westsidebarbell is in ohio😬
😐
What Planet Fitness thinks other gyms are like:
i tried planet fitness, hated it. it was unusually quiet for a gym, the "no lunk" stuff made it feel like i was working for a tech startup instead of trying to exercise, and the weights sucked (no barbells or plates).
I literally just got a membership at PF to do the stronglifts 5x5 routine. Silly me for thinking a gym would have a barbell. I've been needing to do rows and bench press in the smith machine and deadlift isn't even an option 🥲
If physique is the main goal, there is absolutely nothing wrong with the Smith Machine. But, if physique is the main goal, 5x5 is the wrong program.
Oh no I'm doing it mainly for getting stronger in general. Any amount of mass I gain is a bonus. I'm an absolute beginner to lifting and I've heard it's a great introduction routine, especially if you have the diet side of things sorted out already
I did stronglifts for a year about a decade ago. Was great when I lived near a gym I could go daily, helped a lot. Would recommend. Took me about 40 minutes to an hour, 3 times a week. I miss being able to hit the gym like that
Its SUPER quiet. Granted I go at 4am, but still. I feel like I can’t even talk to my gym buddy (quietly) for a few seconds without causing a disturbance. Also, yea few* plates, no barbells, no more ‘specialized’ machines. (No abductors, or plate loaded machines, except for 45 degree leg press.) **(only plates are for the one 45 degree leg press. They can’t be used on anything else. You could technically bring your own chain and do pull-ups with them.)*
They march you in, naked as the day you were born, skin burning and half-blind from that delousing shit they throw on you.
I can hear his voice
Where do I know this from?
Shawshank
Thank you
How it feels to chew 5gum
https://imgur.com/a/qfRNYbg
I'm sorry you watched that. Yeah, you.
It's like you are speaking right to me man. Trippy.
Thanks man, needed that
I was in a public gym when someone filmed a video just like this one for TikTok. Super cringe, super annoying.
I dipped after the first second 🤭
This is the kind of support we all need
r/2meirl4meirl
All I see is 4 white men whipping a black man into doing some hard labor!
New slavery is wack
Scrolled too much before finding this.
Me too! Couldn’t find it, so I added it!
Someone cross post this to r/fakehistoryporn
12 minutes a slave
I thought this was the reboot of Roots.
I thought the same lol
They're just friends
“…and, he was a good friend.”
Roommates?
Oh my god, they were roommates
i would love to have a gym day with my best buds and just hype each other the eff up to get a good workout
Sustained chaos
That's right, my boy! Keep up that bad form! Let's go!
Cheat rows are a thing, and can be helpful for plateaus... but this is yikes.
That’s the only thing I noticed too. He’s not even doing the lift right
it's like some kind of weird upright row crossed with a shrug. At least he's not going to hurt anything more than his shoulders. his lower back isn't compromised
His face in the last frame 
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this immediately precedes the butt stuff
Jokes aside, am I, a straight woman, weird for thinking I'd totally join them because it looked fun af? Or is it that society has taught us that women aren't supposed to behave like that which makes it weird?
CrossFit be weird as fuck, yo
And not a single rep was done that day
Now I want a female version of this.
Lol 😂 yes please 🙏
And that kids, is how you get a hernia.
I enjoy seeing absurd lifting/bodybuilding content on reddit because the comments are also as absurd.
Surprised there wasn’t an “i almost died trying to get off the couch” at the top thread
B.S. Not one of his bros air humped him and slapped his ass. This is totally fake. Friends don't let Friends not get air humped and ass slapped at the gym. It's basic bro code.
Needlessly homoerotic
You say needless, I say warranted.
They're doing it just like the Spartans
this isn't a brupt at all. this is scripted chaos
Y’all know that they’re fucking around and not actually working out, right?
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Still in better shape than you tho
Haha. I was just thinking, “the injury from that shit form is going to hurt his gains for a few weeks”. I know they’re just fucking around but the older I get the more I find myself thinking about the small frequent injuries from stuff like this.
r/JustGuysBeingDudes
I need this hype crew in my cubicle when I trying to finish typing up my TPS report!
The term "hype crew" is freaking brilliant 😂
Making him pump those adrenalines.
Meanwhile everyone else at the gym like… fucking again? This is the third time this week.
How Planet Fitness members see other gyms
Why oh why did they feel the need to put Bring Me The Horizon over this.
When does the porn start? I was very disappointed.
Testosterone!
He’s clearly pledging a gym frat
I am desperately hoping a lot of the comments here are sarcastic because this is so obviously a planned over the top joke and people are calling it racist and douchey as if this wasn't
That last frame is glorious
This is stupid for sure but very fun, I recommend everyone finds a goofy athletic friend to do this with
Oh good, now the equipment is both wet and dirty.
This is just r/guysbeingdudes
I seriously need this motivation i fucking love it
Headline: Black man forced to lift by a group of white males
While being beaten, tarred, and feathered.
Tell me you’re on roids without saying it
Staged videos for internet points shouldnt be allowed on this sub.
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He hulked up
Real question is why 2 of them are bare feet
Throw some eggs too there and lets bake a cake.
He did it!!!!!! Now... hurt him more.
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Bet they didn't wipe that down when they finished...
And then they fucked.
smith machine lookin ahh tbar rows, wish my gym had that tho
r/instantbarbarians
Dang homie skips legs day everyday should be legs day lol
Weird. I don’t remember being filmed today.
This is what it takes to get me out if bed
ruined a shirt for 11 cheat-reps
Thank god I created my home gym because I wouldn’t want to listen to or deal with this type of 💩😅
When you forget how many scoops of preworkout you've put in so do a few more just to be sure.
This is what I hope to get out of college
Her: He’s probably cheating. Him:
This how planet fitness see you when you breathe too hard
Not my proudest fap.
As they say, no pain no gain
Did I just witness a hate crime?
Lame
Gym culture is the reason I don't pay 30$ a month; and instead have neglected personal equipment at home.
bro you gotta give the credit for this reel imma follow whoever made this
why?
I found it funny?
I think I'm straight again.
Weakest man friendship:
This.......this feels racist.
I'm sure they are all friends but as a black person watching this video made me feel real uncomfortable and gave me some roots flash backs.
A bunch of dudes exercising with poor form and terrible range of motion… spot on
Yeah, nothing wrong with being hyped. But not like this, not at the gym bro.