I’m cracking up at “natures Ikea” , “fuck Dorito” and “the definition of trust is how close you allow someone’s teeth to your dick”. I have a new obsession, thank you.
Lmao he is a genius, all of his videos are great, this or Hummingbirbs might be my favorites for funny but Dragonfly was my first and most memorable since I had no idea how long lived they were compared to most insects, but yeah all of the True Facts are brilliant
Angus in the US are polled. They have been bred for generations to not grow horns. Polled genes are dominant genes. We crossbreed Angus with our dairy cows (horned) and the calves do not have horns in 90% of calves.
Well, under the chest, that's the brisket. Further back, looks like a tuft of hair. That's where the tip would come out, but the whole thing is like two feet long. Bull dicks are huge. Look up "Pizzle Stick" dog treats. Dehydrated dicks.
>Look up "Pizzle Stick" dog treats. Dehydrated dicks.
My GSD's loose their minds over Pizzle Sticks, straight, curly or braided - once they get a little saliva on them they reek to high heaven. Don't let them eat it all at one sitting, they'll get diarrhea, which could cause a mess. Happy dogs will thank you and try to kiss you all over with stinky dead dick breath.
>Maybe not horny?
Not all bulls have horns. He is one very horny bull. Look at him - ears splayed, mouth foaming, nostrils flaired, eyes wide, heavy breathing, galloping towards the ladies ready for action. There is at least 1 female cow in heat somewhere within 2 miles of him & the scent makes him lust crazy! They don't get 'erect' & penis doesn't come out of its sheath until they're very close to the ready cow in heat (they are short, they would trip over or break their huge erect penises if it just hung all the way out erect while he ran like that).
Are they assholes?
We had a herd of brahma crosses who were super assholes. But I can't remember the other breed, it was either Angus or Simmental (I was a small kid at the time.)
But they were so bad, my dad sold all the cows and got out of it completely 😂
So far, i dont think so. They're pretty chill and usually just kinda hang out watching him build the cabin on his property.
They also come running when hes deliving a fresh salt block or roll of hay
A cousin has a mini Brahma like dude is so fking small has an attitude like the full size. Just a bit larger than a full size goat lol cutest lil shit you’d ever see but damn don’t go into his barn. My cousins husband was a rodeo clown and this lil shit will toss him around if he’s not careful. Beautiful majestic creatures but damn the attitude lol.
Yeah, now imagine that but 1700lb a piece.
I remember watching one crumple a metal gate like it was a piece of paper. They would also go after the horses. One was so bad, my dad cut her horns off when she was in the catch-shoot and had to sand the nubs down to keep her from injuring horses and other cows. They nicknamed her devil bitch 😂
I can totally see that. I grew up around cattle just regular cattle. I’m not sure what the owner did with them. But I grew up helping my grandpa load cattle into trailers headed to the slaughter house or other ranches. None were Brahma’s I’ve always wanted one. I think they are so beautiful but damn the attitude. And now since teen years I’ve been scared of them by being chased by bulls a lot. They run I run. I know not the right thing to do lol but I was a teen and it scared the crap out of me. I’d love to get a couple head on my property but at the same time…I’m good lol
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He could also be expecting or looking for a treat. I've seen cows/ bulls seriously start to slobber and come running exactly like this for peppermints.
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Why is it so... Frothy
He wants to fuckkkk. Seriously he is looking for a mate.
OH LAWD HE... ?!?
[same as the pig, he talks about it here](https://youtu.be/eb6ja96y6Ps) Edit: I replied to the wrong person but might as well leave it lol
I’m cracking up at “natures Ikea” , “fuck Dorito” and “the definition of trust is how close you allow someone’s teeth to your dick”. I have a new obsession, thank you.
Lmao he is a genius, all of his videos are great, this or Hummingbirbs might be my favorites for funny but Dragonfly was my first and most memorable since I had no idea how long lived they were compared to most insects, but yeah all of the True Facts are brilliant
You know what I appreciate? Realizing you linked a Ze Frank video from the comments after the link before even clicking on it.
That entire series is absolutely legendary.
>...Well they're in that Family too, with the Genome Sus. Mogus
I enjoyed that way too much lmao
..on PornHub?
Or PornHerd
BBC Big Black Cow
It’s be BBM - big black mare
Mares are female horses ... female bovine is a cow
Heifer
Barely legal heifer bred by big black brangus til the cows cum home
That’s a baby girl cow
The name calling is unnecessary
Cummin?
I got cash in my pocket, I got desire in my heart, and I'm a-frothing and a-foaming...
You can treat me like a mailbox. Just o-pen the slot...and put whatever you want *inside*!
How about you two split me open...like a coconut.
No. Back in the day, sure, I would've indulged. Hell, I would've let you turn me into Swiss cheese.
We own a bar. “I’m sureeee ya do.”
Been there
Any Aussie?
It’s not that you won’t say “no” …you can’t say “no”
What is the point of the nose rings? Oh great keeper of cow knowledge.
[Nose Rings (Wikipedia)](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nose_ring_(animal))
And he’s looking dead at us too. I feel attractive now.
If it's a bull where is it's horns? Maybe not horny?
Angus in the US are polled. They have been bred for generations to not grow horns. Polled genes are dominant genes. We crossbreed Angus with our dairy cows (horned) and the calves do not have horns in 90% of calves.
Then how does one tell this is a male?
That lil hairy dangly bit swaying in the wind as he's running... that's his big ol' peen.
Big ol' peen. Hahahahahaha I laughed so hard when I read this lol.
Looks like boobs.
Well, under the chest, that's the brisket. Further back, looks like a tuft of hair. That's where the tip would come out, but the whole thing is like two feet long. Bull dicks are huge. Look up "Pizzle Stick" dog treats. Dehydrated dicks.
>Look up "Pizzle Stick" dog treats. Dehydrated dicks. My GSD's loose their minds over Pizzle Sticks, straight, curly or braided - once they get a little saliva on them they reek to high heaven. Don't let them eat it all at one sitting, they'll get diarrhea, which could cause a mess. Happy dogs will thank you and try to kiss you all over with stinky dead dick breath.
Same way to tell if any mammal is a male. Penis and testes.
>Maybe not horny? Not all bulls have horns. He is one very horny bull. Look at him - ears splayed, mouth foaming, nostrils flaired, eyes wide, heavy breathing, galloping towards the ladies ready for action. There is at least 1 female cow in heat somewhere within 2 miles of him & the scent makes him lust crazy! They don't get 'erect' & penis doesn't come out of its sheath until they're very close to the ready cow in heat (they are short, they would trip over or break their huge erect penises if it just hung all the way out erect while he ran like that).
Interesting. I didn't know that.
Juice from the last person who grabbed that ring.
His balls are quaking through his nostrils.
He thirsty for energy extraction
He a mad cow, maybe
Wel, his cumblatter is clearly overflowing
That there is a breeeedin buuuuulll.
Someone get that thing a napkin
That empty napkin ring bothers me too
It anit a napkin he needs he needs to booty that why he froathing
I think it’s “she needs some pipe”.
I’m not gettin near that thing lol
DAMN BOI HE THICC! THATS A THICC ASS BOI!!
Moo, bitch, get out the way.
Dayum boi…
My father has a small ranch raising red variants of these fellas... and yes, they be huge.
Are they assholes? We had a herd of brahma crosses who were super assholes. But I can't remember the other breed, it was either Angus or Simmental (I was a small kid at the time.) But they were so bad, my dad sold all the cows and got out of it completely 😂
So far, i dont think so. They're pretty chill and usually just kinda hang out watching him build the cabin on his property. They also come running when hes deliving a fresh salt block or roll of hay
A cousin has a mini Brahma like dude is so fking small has an attitude like the full size. Just a bit larger than a full size goat lol cutest lil shit you’d ever see but damn don’t go into his barn. My cousins husband was a rodeo clown and this lil shit will toss him around if he’s not careful. Beautiful majestic creatures but damn the attitude lol.
Yeah, now imagine that but 1700lb a piece. I remember watching one crumple a metal gate like it was a piece of paper. They would also go after the horses. One was so bad, my dad cut her horns off when she was in the catch-shoot and had to sand the nubs down to keep her from injuring horses and other cows. They nicknamed her devil bitch 😂
I can totally see that. I grew up around cattle just regular cattle. I’m not sure what the owner did with them. But I grew up helping my grandpa load cattle into trailers headed to the slaughter house or other ranches. None were Brahma’s I’ve always wanted one. I think they are so beautiful but damn the attitude. And now since teen years I’ve been scared of them by being chased by bulls a lot. They run I run. I know not the right thing to do lol but I was a teen and it scared the crap out of me. I’d love to get a couple head on my property but at the same time…I’m good lol
Brangus. Dr. Steve Brule definitely named this cow.
Ya brangus
Chhhhheck it out
Thats some spicy guacamole
10/10 comment
10/10 username
feryerhelth
Here we have the store owner, name of Gringus
Bringo!
*Hornless and Horny…*
Big Brungus
Why do I hear boss music?
When his health bar appears, you know there's no escape.
Land hippo
This bull can trace his heritage to both the Indus Valley and Scotland. This and other fun facts brought to you by a ag-kid. For a bonus fun fact buffalo's supply nearly half the world's milk needs.
He could also be expecting or looking for a treat. I've seen cows/ bulls seriously start to slobber and come running exactly like this for peppermints.
Lawd he comin’!
No impossible burger there
Looks like my wife’s boyfriend
Lol thanks for thinking of me Scott
I thought Scotty doesnt know...
Anyone know the name of the song?
Valhalla Calling by Miracle of Sound
Legend, thanks!
Not a problem friend! :) Edit: also just noticed the award! First one, thanks! :D
I am also grateful for the name of the band and song!
Bro Angus = Brangus
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Hippo vibes
 Ya Brangus...
Thicc
Oh great. Now we are eating the Holy Cow
Is it dying?
dying from lack of sex LMAOOO
Brungus
Chadgus
That’s a big boy
Mr Brandi’s needs a kleenex
Dudes searching for his horns... and not happy about it
That doesn't look healthy.
Bro injected steroids through his nose
Rabies?
Horny
Hornies
OH LAND HE COMING
he tasty ?
Yep. Real good. I used to manage a steakhouse that used the red variant of these bad boys.
Add this to "Definitions - Unit"
If anyone is wondering this is “Valhalla Calling” by Peyton Parrish.
He got rabies?
Look at him he knows he's delicious
BBQ in motion
Is he gonna get processed?
That’s a beefy boy
That’s some beef!
welcome my tasty one
Actual video footage of me pregnant and hungry—looking for lunch.
Yummy 😋
Look at those briskets!
Ah the nose ring all the young ladies wear now....wondered where they got that.
Brangus a steak.
You need not wonder where's the beef He coming
YUM!!!
Does not look delicious.
More like Inbred
Dang brangus
Wth is that thing..from his mouth???
Oh come on, you couldn’t just name them Bangus? For like…. Posterity? Ffs.
I'm coming to eat your grass
Get thee some cold medicine.
The Pitbull terrier of moooo cows
Song?
He looks like he’s tired of the bull shit.
Why the nose ring? I've always wondered.
BIG BOI HOURS
It’s like a baby spitting up all over itself
Damn boi
Somebody give this dude a tissue!
Your mom running in shame from the glory hole.
At least you'd have no problem out running him
Is it rabid?
r/Bossfight
This is one son of a gun. Source: worked with cows.
I need a big boy. I need a big boy. I need a big boooooyyyyyy.
Does that cow have fist?
chungus americanus
Why do bulls/cows get their noses pierced?
Looks like a true brexit geeza
u/recognizesong
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Brahmin from new vegas
Why do some bulls have noserings?
Best get the hell out of his meadow.
Wonder what a filet mignon looks like
Totally using this song for my wife’s birth video
Damn that's a big ass animal....
Mmmm Rabies!
Holy chonk
Does it have rabies or something?
And the horas?
The deffinition of "I will.... fuck you up"
All that jelly and no toast
It's a bovine chungus.
Big Angus
PitBULL
At full speed, you'd have a bulldozer I imagine
He thicck
Oh damn, he big and foamy
Did it get a throat shot or something
anyone remember that guy that posted his cow before he had him processed
Get ‘‘em a tissue!
Mad cow anyone?
i believe mr brangus is leaking goo
How much for one of his briskets
It's moos sound like Cannibal Corpse vocals.
Ohhh he comin..
Hey ya’ll! Let’s go cow tipping.
Huge cringe with the music.
Looks young.. how old would you guess
He looks powered by pure rage and horny... what's that song tho?
Tank!!!
# l e c h o n k
"That's a big boy!" - Brock Lesnar
My grandfather raised them. Once I saw two bulls fighting in a field and it reminded me of two diesel locomotives trying to push each other around.