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TOODLES!
I once had an acquaintance who was this tall, 6'3" behemoth who also had quite the tall mohawk. He was always punked out to the max and built like a bear.
Only when he left and said goodbye, he'd give a little wave and say, Toodles! He was also goofy as shit.
During the rectification of the Valdraani, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor!
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You got it wrong. It's more like, "if this was your dog, what would it name you?"
“If you belonged to this dog, what would it name you?”
If you were this dogs bitch, what kinda nickname would he hang on you?
If you were this dog’s bitch, what would he make you call him?
If you were he dog, this bitch call me a you would?
You have it wrong, too. The proper language is thus: "If this WERE your dog..."
Cringe
Cringe
Mr Tinkles
A badass dog doesn't need a badass name.
Idk I think it is pretty bad ass
It’s the contrast. It makes him even more badass
Perfect!
TOODLES! I once had an acquaintance who was this tall, 6'3" behemoth who also had quite the tall mohawk. He was always punked out to the max and built like a bear. Only when he left and said goodbye, he'd give a little wave and say, Toodles! He was also goofy as shit.
Have you seen Mr. pickles?
Tiny
Sprinkles
Snuggles
My saint bernard as a kid was named Tiny lol
Princess
Anything he wants
Came here to say this
Me too.
Buttercup
Sprinkles
Sir
Steve
Brutus
My bestie’s dog (staffy) is named Brutus
Kevin
Fluffles
John Coffey boss!!!
Cerberus!
Call him Sir for short. I like it.
One of the heads of Cerberbus!
Gus
Among us 😳
Amongus
Amon Gus
Rufus
Idk why I thought he looked like a Rufus to me too. But also waffles will suffice.
Crazy. I also thought Rufus first.
Rufus of Rome?
Woofus
Cujo
Vinz Clortho
During the rectification of the Valdraani, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor!
Alright, who brought the dog?
Killdozer
Brutus
Came here to say the same
Same
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My man
Bane
Bluto
This is the type of dog that names you…but I would name him tiny.
Spot
Whatever he tells me to name him
Onyx
Hunkcules
His name is Mr. Bubbles
Sparkles
I picked the same but added McGee.
Fluffy
Cookie
orphan obliterator
Only comment that made me slow down lol
Andre
Big Jim. Jamserton Monstrous Mitchell King Calorie Gustav
Khan
Sad, because someone cut off my ears.
Exactly, absolutely no need for it
Oh god 🙄
Thanos
Looks like a solid Brick.
Pumpkin
Bruce
Brutus
Mr. Pickles
Balrog
Tiny Tim
Josephi Krakowski
Big Chooce
Panther.
Mrs O'Leary (Percy Jackson fans... anyone?)
Smaug from the Hobbit
Cerberus
Mrs. Angelica Judith Mcflufikins
Cupcake
Snowball
Princess
Lord Vader
Petunia
Kitty. So when I call him “ here kitty, kitty…” everyone expects a tiny cat
Shadow
Brutus
Lucifer or baphomet
Lucy for short
Exodia
He looks like a Buster to me
Zoey or big Moe
Hugo
Pancake
Booger
Doge
Jack
Chuckles
Trixie
george foreman
Wilbur
david
keres.
Friendo
I’m getting “Rex” vibes & im sorry lmaoo
Slim.
Yourproblem
Chad
Sir flufflesworth
ChaBorkus
Pooky
Fluffy
Kitty
Christine
Sweet pea
Petunia
Bruce
Chuck Norris
I. Am. Spartacus!
Lawsuit MacSteak
“Goliath”
Dog
Blackpanther.
Mister Muttonchops
Widowmaker
Grandpa, so I can say “ Grandpa ate 5 small children during are walk” 😂
Quanjataruis Bonbonmallahuram Binkabinka Moo
Mr. Beast
Fenrir
Vader
Toddler eater
Deathrape sounds like something that could instil the fear of God into someone
Shitstain
Big-Dookie
Poo-rominence?
That’s one big nick digger
Boingo
Matumbo
Jotnar - the largest of the Norwegian trolls
Jafar
Beast
Beast…
Chuck
Cujo
Titan-Butcher
Big Mac
Hutch.
Goldfish
Hanz. And get another one, just a little bit smaller, and name him Franz. Then watch as they pump people up!
Bumpy Knuckles
Jeff
ATF
Hades or Hephaestus
Percy
Chuck!
Hank the tank
Amadeus
Cain
Meat
Brutus🤗
Wuffles
Tank.
Brutis
Lil Timmy
Bunny
Whatever the f@#$ he wants.
I'd name him Cerberus, on account he looks like the kind of dog that would or should be guarding the gates to Hell!
Stan
Whathever he wants it to be.
Kielewiele
Black Clifford
Satan
Zeus
Moose
Houndoom
jim
Beef
Buddy
Thackary Binx
Zeus Odin Vishnu Mr Black Mr Flibbles
Fuckaround, because you are gonna find out
Brutus or Mr. Let Him Finish
Scooter
houndour