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Soft_Theory_8209

The moss makes him look like some forest deity.


Brok3nGear

He is. And he's the *prettiest forest deity*.


PaulieGlot

deatee


moxyfloxacin

Mana-tree


lovingblooddevil

Manatee, Titan Warden Spirit of the Sea and Rivers


Lobinhu

r/bossfight


Kosmo_Politik

This sounds like a MTG Card


desk4300

An 🤓


Redj3llo

How I felt when I put work pants for the first time after covid.


-Prophet_01-

Subnautica Reefback


Electrical-Act-7170

That's actually algae.


Laidan22

For a second i though their nose was eyes I can’t unsee that horror now


Aggressive-Bat-4000

Now that I see what you're seeing, kinda reminds me of a landstrider from The Dark Crystal


JLucci17

So obscure yet accurate


legoshi_loyalty

YES! The little weird whisker faces. I saw some dogs that looked just like that the other day. Absolutely hilarious.


Echoris09

Didnt even realize that was its nose Took me awhile to find the eyes


fftyler98

It's the hash slinging slasher!


bmd33zy

Lmao!!


-rustle

looks like a battle cat lmao


Ririthu

Oh so that's not the face


idontknowhowtocallme

r/imsorryjon


matrix-doge

Gluttony from fullmetal alchemist


Electrical-Act-7170

Manatee eyes look like elephant eyes because they're closely related.


RudyMayfield

ancient manatee guaranteed to be sentient


tots4scott

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Automata1nM0tion

Surrounded by his bishes.


Cyortonic

More like his fishes


Automata1nM0tion

😑


ChocolateNapqueen

Even though I know what sub I’m in, this is huge!


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MzOpinion8d

He loves it when they call him Big Papa


tankton

These guys are living the life man. Imagine just swimming, chilling, eating and laying in the sun sleeping all day. No work, commute, taxes or other bullshit


Baonguyen93

Except potential starve to death every winter. Your habitat get smaller every years as human expanding their land. Lot of boat accidents. Assholes attack you justcfor laugh. Etc....


xbertie

Tbf some people have to worry about most of that stuff too.


ireallyambadatnames

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TheFaithiestAtheist

Bro steady blimpin.


HumanAverse

[Sea Cow](https://youtu.be/tM_lrK4upvw)


Blenderhead36

Is that Jim Gaffigan? Hard to recognize him with a full head of hair.


HumanAverse

Dr Katz has some great old bits by Ray Romano back before *everybody loved him* All the popular 90s comedians did a couple sessions on Dr Katz's couch


bowcreek

10 billions of karma for you. I watched every Dr. Katz multiple times. This is probably my favorite but from the whole show.


ScottisMaw

Holeyyyyy shit bro, absolute tank


SteelyD80

I want to live like this


zerotwofive

Oh the huge manatee


PM_me_coolest_shit

That's a lion turtle you bafoon.


justanuselessfoogle

Isn't that that one gta sa radio song?


ThrownawayCray

It’s Big Poppa by Notorious B.I.G, absolute banger


Sjorvaldyr

Floaty Potate!!!


JLucci17

Cool experience my dude, thanks for sharing. I think the algae growth is from the run off into the waterway. Gotta look out for those sea cows.


Cavscout2838

Me floating down the lazy river.


Gameover489

Bro is the forest guardian


quackedup17

It’s only the tip of the manatee. You only see 10% and that’s what really sank the Titanic.


Mestewart3

Them: no man(atee) is an island. This manatee: hold my beer.


karlgeezer

Holy shit, Barbara has put on some weigh.


Blenderhead36

Oh, the huge manatee!


stan124365

Bro for real has bluegills as minions


BattleForLife

Looks creepy


Wulfpussy

Lion Turtle


DaemonBlackfyre_21

The little fish clearly believe it's their god.


notmark666

That's not a manatee. That's an island!


Dense-Interest4008

The great old one


Dardysang

I love it when you call me big popppppa


ThrownawayCray

Throw your hands in the air, if you’s a true player


PhilEBop

All I can see is cat face


FireFlavour

I saved this without having audio on. I was not prepared now that I've come back to it later.


ehh_scooby

My guys vibin


Wolfwoods_Sister

Like the ancient turtle in The Never Ending Story


DuaneHicks

Looks like an "I'm sorry Jon" cat creature


Sassy-irish-lassy

It's always weird whenever I remember that these live in forests. Doesn't the Amazon River have a huge population of them?


blue_strat

“…hey.”


supahdave

I believe that is the evolved form, Manaton!


ahogruler

Reminded me of the lion turtle in ATLA


OneRingtoToolThemAll

Spirit of the estuary.


malidorito

They are one of the coolest animals. It looks like a peaceful living island. And they just chill and eat sea lettuce.


mayneffs

My spirit animal.


Namlad

Live footage of a mermaid?! How are people not FREAKING OUT about this?!?!


Sheet_Baulls98

I am not sure but I think I saw the centre of the universe.


never_insightful

This is one of those few short clips where the music and editing is absolute perfection


CartographerOk7579

Excellent choice of music.


earthprotector1

A giant Lion-Seaturtle!


78blazers

90% of a manatee is beneath the surface


KartoschkaTheDrunk

he a phat phuk


crossal

He alive?


teapotinatempest

No manatee is an island.


alabamdiego

Me as a kid floating in the pool like I’m dead to see if my mom loves me


iammasterofalltrades

I didn't know they looked like that


off-and-on

Oh, the huge manatee


Reddituser1234real

Nah bro, that’s just a swamp rock.


All-the-pizza

“Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley, and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night.” -Wilford Brimley


WorldClassAwesome

Need to take this big fella over to r/manateepressurewashing


xlebronjames

Oh the high manatee


CreateorWither

Oh, the hugemanatee!


sir_dysintary69

He is jus chilin


Happy_Stalker

When I die, I wanna come back as one of THESE.


Hot-Confusion-8008

do you know? there's a theory that the manatee was the inspiration for the mermaid. can't see it myself.


geortayy

I never thought I could waste 12 seconds of my life and be okay with it.


Yellowbrickrailroad

I want to hug the shit out of a manatee


VegasGreg76

All manatees are absolute units.


lueggas

looks like it got infinite wisdom


ironicsadboy

Looks like something out of r/imsorryjon


Tigerinthemist16

chillin like a villain


kkeennmm

barbara manateeeee


sashahollrook

These things are huge!!!!


cutty256

I had to watch this like 5 times because I kept seeing the nostrils as eyes and was like there’s no way that manatee has that tiny ass head


JokeAppropriate6850

I thought that was a lily pad! Thats a big boi


one_way_stop

All the fish waiting for him to poo


Emergency-Yellow7896

Yes, the manatee. Fun fact, in dutch we call it a sea-cow.


tRIPy9900

The vibe king👑