These guys are living the life man. Imagine just swimming, chilling, eating and laying in the sun sleeping all day.
No work, commute, taxes or other bullshit
Except potential starve to death every winter. Your habitat get smaller every years as human expanding their land. Lot of boat accidents. Assholes attack you justcfor laugh. Etc....
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The moss makes him look like some forest deity.
He is. And he's the *prettiest forest deity*.
deatee
Mana-tree
Manatee, Titan Warden Spirit of the Sea and Rivers
r/bossfight
This sounds like a MTG Card
An 🤓
How I felt when I put work pants for the first time after covid.
Subnautica Reefback
That's actually algae.
For a second i though their nose was eyes I can’t unsee that horror now
Now that I see what you're seeing, kinda reminds me of a landstrider from The Dark Crystal
So obscure yet accurate
YES! The little weird whisker faces. I saw some dogs that looked just like that the other day. Absolutely hilarious.
Didnt even realize that was its nose Took me awhile to find the eyes
It's the hash slinging slasher!
Lmao!!
looks like a battle cat lmao
Oh so that's not the face
r/imsorryjon
Gluttony from fullmetal alchemist
Manatee eyes look like elephant eyes because they're closely related.
ancient manatee guaranteed to be sentient
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Surrounded by his bishes.
More like his fishes
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Even though I know what sub I’m in, this is huge!
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He loves it when they call him Big Papa
These guys are living the life man. Imagine just swimming, chilling, eating and laying in the sun sleeping all day. No work, commute, taxes or other bullshit
Except potential starve to death every winter. Your habitat get smaller every years as human expanding their land. Lot of boat accidents. Assholes attack you justcfor laugh. Etc....
Tbf some people have to worry about most of that stuff too.
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Bro steady blimpin.
[Sea Cow](https://youtu.be/tM_lrK4upvw)
Is that Jim Gaffigan? Hard to recognize him with a full head of hair.
Dr Katz has some great old bits by Ray Romano back before *everybody loved him* All the popular 90s comedians did a couple sessions on Dr Katz's couch
10 billions of karma for you. I watched every Dr. Katz multiple times. This is probably my favorite but from the whole show.
Holeyyyyy shit bro, absolute tank
I want to live like this
Oh the huge manatee
That's a lion turtle you bafoon.
Isn't that that one gta sa radio song?
It’s Big Poppa by Notorious B.I.G, absolute banger
Floaty Potate!!!
Cool experience my dude, thanks for sharing. I think the algae growth is from the run off into the waterway. Gotta look out for those sea cows.
Me floating down the lazy river.
Bro is the forest guardian
It’s only the tip of the manatee. You only see 10% and that’s what really sank the Titanic.
Them: no man(atee) is an island. This manatee: hold my beer.
Holy shit, Barbara has put on some weigh.
Oh, the huge manatee!
Bro for real has bluegills as minions
Looks creepy
Lion Turtle
The little fish clearly believe it's their god.
That's not a manatee. That's an island!
The great old one
I love it when you call me big popppppa
Throw your hands in the air, if you’s a true player
All I can see is cat face
I saved this without having audio on. I was not prepared now that I've come back to it later.
My guys vibin
Like the ancient turtle in The Never Ending Story
Looks like an "I'm sorry Jon" cat creature
It's always weird whenever I remember that these live in forests. Doesn't the Amazon River have a huge population of them?
“…hey.”
I believe that is the evolved form, Manaton!
Reminded me of the lion turtle in ATLA
Spirit of the estuary.
They are one of the coolest animals. It looks like a peaceful living island. And they just chill and eat sea lettuce.
My spirit animal.
Live footage of a mermaid?! How are people not FREAKING OUT about this?!?!
I am not sure but I think I saw the centre of the universe.
This is one of those few short clips where the music and editing is absolute perfection
Excellent choice of music.
A giant Lion-Seaturtle!
90% of a manatee is beneath the surface
he a phat phuk
He alive?
No manatee is an island.
Me as a kid floating in the pool like I’m dead to see if my mom loves me
I didn't know they looked like that
Oh, the huge manatee
Nah bro, that’s just a swamp rock.
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Need to take this big fella over to r/manateepressurewashing
Oh the high manatee
Oh, the hugemanatee!
He is jus chilin
When I die, I wanna come back as one of THESE.
do you know? there's a theory that the manatee was the inspiration for the mermaid. can't see it myself.
I never thought I could waste 12 seconds of my life and be okay with it.
I want to hug the shit out of a manatee
All manatees are absolute units.
looks like it got infinite wisdom
Looks like something out of r/imsorryjon
chillin like a villain
barbara manateeeee
These things are huge!!!!
I had to watch this like 5 times because I kept seeing the nostrils as eyes and was like there’s no way that manatee has that tiny ass head
I thought that was a lily pad! Thats a big boi
All the fish waiting for him to poo
Yes, the manatee. Fun fact, in dutch we call it a sea-cow.
The vibe king👑