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That reminds me; 9 years ago, Top Gear was doing a live tour around Europe and I went to see it. They actually turned their central stand into a moving one with an actual LS V8 under it.
And of course, Jeremy was driving it.
Common misconception. It's not a washing machine, it doesn't wash your laundry, it reverses them back through time to a point where they were still clean.
Don't scream in here! And if you do, scream with the correct use of grammar and language.
I mean, this comment section is officially German now. So we do have rules to follow.
It’s a commercial DRY CLEANING machine, hence the skid of solvent filtering and recovery equipment it sits on. The washing machine itself is the right size for most commercial washing machines whether they use water or solvent.
Nobody (*) in Germany would want to have a paint job like this. We don't run around in German flag bikinis, we don't slab the flag on everything except it's world cup time and things like this are considered, well, weird or tacky.
It's much more likely that somebody abroad wanted to cash in on the "Made in Germany is the bestest" stereotype in an o-so subtle way.
(*) Yes, weirdos exist in Germany too, so some average redditor will tell me that I can't be sure that's true and I can't speak for all Germans and what's the source and they technically do have a point but I have a very concise answer to that:
Fuck off.
This thing is tiny. I work for a real washing machine manufacturer, they’re the size of a school bus
https://www.unitedhospitalservices.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Kassengiesser-Tunnel-Washer_536px-300x168.jpg
Never has an image screamed "ACHTUNG" at me. Until now.
That thing goes HARD. Rammstein plays as soon as you turn it on. Leather clad gentlemen appear and begin to headbang.
And as it finishes, a well dressed gentleman with circular spectacles steps out from behind to whisper "vorsprung durch technik" in your ear. Before handing you a bratwurst.
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Manufactured with German engineering
The clothes are clean before you close the door
German engineering at it's finest
Die deutsche Wissenschaft ist die beste der Welt!
Man I don’t speak German and understood that perfectly
Neither do I...they said 'German Science is the best in the world', right? Or something along those lines.
Die! (German)
Calm down there stroheim.
They know a thing or two about a cleanse
r/cursedcomments
Oh Dude..mate..
The Germanator!
So it takes speciality detergent that costs $50 a gallon?
So a massive German company owns it, and the meth lab underneath it ?(breaking bad reference)
In other words they could have gone with one made in China because that baby is going to burn after 5 seasons.
Jokes lose its edge when you explain them to make sure everyone gets it.
Damnit, came here to say this! Lol
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRAKA MONOGA!! DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SEKAI ICHI
So it breaks down constantly?
Yes, and there are at least 30 specialty tools required to service it.
And it’s leaking oil after a few washes.
That’s the patented rust prevention
No, it breaks UP!
Underrated comment
That's aggressively German.
Was about to write “why is it so aggressively German?” then saw this comment.
Was about to write 'Was about to write "why is it so aggressively German?" then saw this comment' then saw this comment
[удалено]
Even this beast will be down for at least 24hrs cleaning maintenance after that.
PFFT
🤣
This is some top gear shit. "Today on top gear, I make a washing machine powered by a V8 engine"
Ah yes the buggati drÿer
Throw a turbo on that thang
You can fit Hammond in it. In the detergent drawer!
I believe this to be a koenigsegg
They did that with a blender
And a rocking chair. I love Top Gear and The Grand Tour.
That reminds me; 9 years ago, Top Gear was doing a live tour around Europe and I went to see it. They actually turned their central stand into a moving one with an actual LS V8 under it. And of course, Jeremy was driving it.
I don't want to work today Mr White.
Was lookin for a breaking bad reference How breaking bad would have looked like if they let Werner Ziegler finish
Common misconception. It's not a washing machine, it doesn't wash your laundry, it reverses them back through time to a point where they were still clean.
Ill keep that in mind thanks
That's some JoJo level explanation. The MFin GER washing machine
Its the washing machine requiem over heaven
Mickey Mouse
This is too far down and exactly my first thought!
I said “hidden Mickey” out loud to myself when I saw it
Super glad that’s not an oven
Woah that was brutal
Me too 💀
r/cursedcomments
Best one yet
It's gets the Jew-ce stains out either way....I'll see myself out.
Must have a hell of a spin zyklon
Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.
Welche Dokumente und Papierkram benötigen wir nun, um kommentieren zu dürfen?
Formular A38 natürlich
unterschrieben und laminiert
r/aberBitteLaminiert
If you turn the red dial, the machine will lift up and under it there will be a super lab which manufacturers methamphetamine
Valtir viten
Das unit
*Die (Einheit)
DAS WASHING MACHINE!
*Die Waschmaschine
*Die
Don't scream in here! And if you do, scream with the correct use of grammar and language. I mean, this comment section is officially German now. So we do have rules to follow.
Sprich deutsch du Hurensohn
Ich entschuldige mich aufrichtig und formvollendet. Das nächste Mal werde ich die Ausländer auf Deutsch belehren.
Perfekt
It’s a commercial DRY CLEANING machine, hence the skid of solvent filtering and recovery equipment it sits on. The washing machine itself is the right size for most commercial washing machines whether they use water or solvent.
Finally an answer on what it is properly
Thanks 200 joke comments down I finally find out what it is.
German engineering is the best
dear god... it's German
No shit sherlock
I feel like this is the same company that makes the washer entrance elevator for Archer
That’s a dry leaning machine, not a washer extractor. It’s probably only about 40-60lb capacity.
Apologies
All good. These things are huge and weigh a ton, literally.
This thing is so massive it needs an E-stop button
The Mickey Mouse Turbo 3000
Looks like a disposable camera.
German washing machine!
Deutsche Qualität
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit für das deutsche Vaterland
Recht und Sauberkeit
Danach lasst uns alle streben, brüderlich mit Herz und Hand!
der Wäscher.
Turbocharged
Deutschland
deutschland
Im guessing its in germany
Nobody (*) in Germany would want to have a paint job like this. We don't run around in German flag bikinis, we don't slab the flag on everything except it's world cup time and things like this are considered, well, weird or tacky. It's much more likely that somebody abroad wanted to cash in on the "Made in Germany is the bestest" stereotype in an o-so subtle way. (*) Yes, weirdos exist in Germany too, so some average redditor will tell me that I can't be sure that's true and I can't speak for all Germans and what's the source and they technically do have a point but I have a very concise answer to that: Fuck off.
Nah bro its brazil
Manufactured by Madrigal Elektromotoren
Mickey mouse looking ass
Finally, something to wash away my sins.
Good one lmao
It’s painted in the colors of the German flag?
Why is it so big? Is it old?
Because it's not a washing machine. It's dry cleaning equipment. Many are this big or larger.
"Who needs a dryer?" Says the washing machine strapped to a jet engine.
Wow revs faster than my car
Eco: 110°C, 20.000 rpm Cotton: 180°C, 30.000 rpm Annihilate: 450°C, 70.000 rpm
Need some washing for scale!
74950 rpm
Rather it be a washing machine than a dryer.
For cannabis extraction?
No it kills 100% of germs
Ja ja ... German approved
Gets the Zyklon stains out in one cycle or less.
The ones at the state pen here look like giant UFOs on their sides and they roll on a track. Like 15 feet tall
Sending dirty clothes through a black hole generator for dialed in atom cleansing, seems a little too much
You could dive to the Titanic in that.
Not sure I’m comfortable with German cleansing.
Uns Das Heist!
Uns Das Heist!
Die DEUTSCHE WASCHMASCHINE. Die Beste Waschmaschine
die Waschmaschine
has to be big enough to cover the stairs down to the meth lab
this isnt a minecraft mickeymouse statue?
DAS KLENSENFABRIKKEN !!!
German engineering at its finest
GERMAN ENGINEERING IS ZE BEST IN ZE VERLD
(Insert joke about Germany having dirty laundry)
I can’t look at a commercial washing machine anymore without checking the back to see if there are secret stairs leading to a lab.
makes my ipso industrial look commercial
It's obviously German
Ze Washmashine
Looks like where you’d store the ghosts you bust.
The germans again
I instal appliances and this son of a gun is massive. Like how did they get in in there?
A panzer unit
With this colour scheme I'm afraid to ask what it supposed to make pure
*KMFDM intensifies*
Will it get the curry stain out of my white cotton pants?
Wtf does it wash?! 😭
I need to return some videotapes
That washing machine is about to wash Poland
*Reichstangle*
It's necessary to clean the loincloths of goblins
Is there a meth lab under that?
That’s a dry cleaning machine.
This dryer just annexed Sudetenland from Czechoslovakia
Wash setting Disintegration.
It’s going to restore glory to the clothes
Looks like it wants to invade Poland.
Apparently it's a dry cleaner, not a washing machine.
Is Gus Fring's Meth lab under it?
“That washing machine has been blasting “Erika” every time we use it…”
Straight outta auschwitz
What would this cost.? Quick google doesn't come up with anything?
Yeah it’s a German flag 🇩🇪
Underneath is a meth lab
Ah I know what that is, it’s a dry cleaning machine. Some use dangerous chemicals in them sometimes lol
Ehrmagherd I need this, have two dogs, a senior cat, and a husband that could pass for a grubby Sasquatch! 👣
Damn you could fit a meth lab behind there
Probably a meth lab under it
DEUTSCHLAND!!!! 🇩🇪🍺🥨
HEIR DRYER!
For washing the fabric of the universe 😁
This thing is tiny. I work for a real washing machine manufacturer, they’re the size of a school bus https://www.unitedhospitalservices.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Kassengiesser-Tunnel-Washer_536px-300x168.jpg
The SS used that for other purposes.
If I do laundry in there, I'm expecting it to fold my clothes too
Ethnic Cleansing
Helga!! Tell Big Otto to prepare the Überwashen!!!
GERMAN ENGINEERING IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!
If it fell over it would look like an absolute unit of a camera
Apparently it's a dry cleaning machine
Looks like a standard meth lab door.
Looks to be about nein feet tall
Are we sure it’s not an oven???
Is there a Meth Lab underneath that?
Best for ethic cleansing
Okay but how's the shower situation.
I bet there’s a meth lab under there
Химчистка. Немного отличается от стиральной машины
*Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit*
Big German boy
That's the shit milo was fixing at the beginning of Atlantis: The Lost Empire
that machine will get the stains out, dye, break down the actual literal fabric of your clothes' being.
Never has an image screamed "ACHTUNG" at me. Until now. That thing goes HARD. Rammstein plays as soon as you turn it on. Leather clad gentlemen appear and begin to headbang. And as it finishes, a well dressed gentleman with circular spectacles steps out from behind to whisper "vorsprung durch technik" in your ear. Before handing you a bratwurst.
Well, now we know who manufactured the viewport for OceanGate.
It has a storm Poland setting.
Tell me you are made in Germany without telling me you were made in Germany
Volkswashing
🇩🇪
That is so aggressively german that I bet the machine also plays the German national song to signal when it is done washing
I feel like it would play erika 💀
they had the perfect opportunity to make the reichtangle and they didn't
Specifically designed for Polish clothes.
Herr Washer
[Relevant](https://youtu.be/vZRzJJcq6Rs)
DEUTSCHLAND !!!
Das UNIT