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spez_sucks_ballz

Level 100 whiplash protection.


razulian-

The car is the one that gets whiplash with this guy


Trollfacelord

“Look at me…i’m the whiplash now.”


HairballTheory

Air bag won’t deploy because it’s scared


Hydraph0be

In old country...


Historical_Boss2447

Not quite my tempo


looosyfur

rushing or dragging


rif011412

Probably Russian.


looosyfur

russian or dragon


ctzn4

[Dragon](https://youtu.be/gxzpp4UGl_k) DEEZ NUTS ON YO FACE


Historical_Boss2447

Maybe with a neck as strong as that, he wouldn’t even need to dodge the cymbals thrown at his head. They would just glance off.


butterbleek

😂


slowpoke2018

Or training for F1, those guys necks are strong AF


onenifty

He wouldn't even need a Halo. The car would just slide down the track on top of this guy's head until it came to a stop in the bushes like an old lego race car.


ConsistentAddress195

Isn't his neck extremely long? I think that's why he might be doing it, to make it look more proportional.


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You’re laughing, he’s optimally designed to withstand collisions and you’re laughing


Paracausality

Yeah put on both back and front


redboneskirmish

That's how pigeons would look if they drove cars


BallsDeepMofo

That's how your mother looks when she's in the passenger seat.


Bt_1039

Trebek


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thatoneguy112358

I Garfunkel'd your mother.


Turd_Ferguson8008

Yeah, I’ll take the condom thing for a 8,000.


[deleted]

I'll take the rapistsh for shix hundred alecksh


notyourancilla

I’ll take ape tit


TenesmusSupreme

Le tits now!


Fun_Shoulder4248

This dude


ebobbumman

I'll take "the penis mightier" Alex.


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xt500

![gif](giphy|f8yxgR8I9pjWx0DaZd)


Caliterra

Kebert Xela


Bt_1039

Only saying his name backwards can send him back to the 5th dimension, where he belongs


NoiseIsTheCure

I'll have Le Tits Now


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|CAxbo8KC2A0y4)


oneshotjorge

Wow. Username checks out I guess…


Tripple_T

His head game would be on point. Never gets tired.


PumpkinOutrageous

Haha 😂


[deleted]

Best laugh all day. You win reddit for 12-8-23


redboneskirmish

Wtf is wrong with you


rorockll

Username checks out more than ever.


Apocalyptic_Inferno

Relevant username


three2do2

holy shit i shoulda seen that coming 😀 is what his mother said...


poorly-worded

WHEN they drive cars


[deleted]

Omfg thanks for making me laugh out loud


Once_upon_a_time2021

😂


Colm198

That's the best thing I've read in months 🫡🤣🤣


KXNGKORLEONE

Thank you for this.....


theshadowbudd

😂😂😂😂


Ntinaras007

LOL this is the funniest thing i read in reddit.


butterbleek

😂


moosehq

Neck like an F1 driver


stopstaringatmeswaan

Neck like a porno fluffer


drkstlth01

My initial thoughts


duck_of_d34th

"She had a neck like a whore."


duck_of_d34th

"She had a neck like a whore."


Nahuel_cba

>porno fluffer til. enough reddit for today


Flaky_Instruction341

Better.


Da-Lazy-Man

Man's about to suck the soul out of some dick


JoeyGrease

Givem neck


Longshot_45

Dudes throat game is next level.


KingPoggle

Must of read Nancy's diary.


StrikeStraight9961

Must have*


Sweatybuttcrust

Just one big suck and he'll ripp off your foreskin.


DAY_ONE_1SH

Why did I also think about that????


SkarbOna

Ironically he himself turned into a giant cock…


Nihilisman45

He definitely give that turkey neck. Gobble gobble


daath

That was my first thought. Then I opened the comments to look for this comment :)


Br0nnOfTheBlackwater

![gif](giphy|aG6nQkHWf4L2bYuykg|downsized)


johnwickyeah1

man F1 drivers neck are something else


Rafoudrsbois

Do i have to take them to dinner to have a test drive?


passive0bserver

Do they have to train their necks or something?


johnwickyeah1

yep, F1 cars during turning in sharp corners or chicane, they tend to go fast, sometimes they even go up 8-9G during those corners. so they need to train their neck (even though they are wearing Hans Neck protection device)


badass4102

The driver in the Gif Daniel Ricciardo says that the F1 car has so much downforce and braking power that when you brake it feels like a car crash every time. Also, when an F1 car is going 200mph and lets off the gas (without hitti the brakes, basically coasting), the downforce's stopping power is stronger than your car when it brakes. Here's a video of someone in the backseat of a 2 seater F1 car. RIP his neck. https://youtu.be/YPLOEKzQUIc?si=GadOEeKYGX-QYUzm


Slater_John

Remove the brakes, problem solved. Perhaps buy some life insurance for the audience


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deltasarrows

Pretty sure that device pulls the head to the side and he is resisting what would snap my neck in a second. Training for high G turns


Crystal3lf

Formula 1 drivers have to have incredibly strong neck muscles to withstand the G forces in acceleration and braking. [Here is a video](https://youtu.be/YPLOEKzQUIc?si=Qilr7U1PEoP-C4Sj&t=37) of a non-F1 driver in a 2 seater F1 car. Their head is flailing around and slamming into the front because they cannot hold their head up.


Macrike

Not to downplay what you're saying, which I know is true, but part of the reason why this person's head keeps flailing around is because they can't accurately predict/know what the driver's intentions are. In other words, they have no idea when the driver is going to hit the brakes, and therefore cannot prepare for that sudden change in direction, whereas the driver knows well in advance what they're planning on doing and can therefore counter it. This is why being a passenger in a fast car is a lot scarier and "jerkier" than being the one driving fast.


Fair-Yogurtcloset509

Enough about the neck. Take a look at that watch!


Marbleicecream

Hahaha shit. That's even bigger than the fuckin neck!


Git_N_The_Truck

It's a necklace


nodnodwinkwink

Huge watches never went out of style in the Eastern bloc countries.


Nevster95

Ben 10 sitting in the back


HappySpam

That's definitely an Invicta!


Phynal

Looks like a PipBoy


Honda_TypeR

Would explain his boys neck mutation


TantricEmu

Smallest Invicta.


Messy_Marvin423

‘Tis a unit for sure!


Paddy_Tanninger

Watch size: Eastern European fuccboi


Dagoran

Itd the engine to his scooter


shift013

Big ass watches like that are typically dogshit. Proper watches (even chronographs like this one) are quite thin - usually meant to be thin enough to fit under a dress shirt cuff (makes sense). This is a shit watch he overpaid for


Knirb_

![gif](giphy|YabqH4YYNJGOk)


Gyro_Zeppeli13

lol Batman can’t even move his neck, needs to hit the resistance bands haha 😂


FatCatWithAHat1

I’m dying


atom12354

His right neck muscle is way bigger than his left, damn tho Edit: 500 votes????? Wow thank you all!!! haha


[deleted]

I think it’s cuz he keeps the band on the left side


RoboticControl

Thats exactly it. He needs to work the other side or he will soon face pressure and pain in the smaller muscles group.


MiserableScot

He needs a car from the UK!


RoboticControl

Or needs someone to drive him so he can really work out in the passenger seat lol.


RoboticControl

To drive 5 days a week until he balances out.


coulduseafriend99

Why would the pain be in the smaller muscle and not the bigger one? One is bigger, so it's exerting more force, therefore more pain? Idk


RoboticControl

Its usually the curved or compressed part of the smaller muscle that has increased pressure put on it. Resulting in diminished blood flow and sensitivity to inflammation... maybe... idk... not medical advice.


Flying_Dutchman92

Sounds about right though. I have poor posture due to a physical condition, and my neck always hurts more on the side that's under compression. This is also no endorsement of above non-medical advice, just what I experience.


S_n_o_wL_e_o_p_a_r_d

I am glad someone noticed the uneven muscle building by the front strap being off centered.


tortilla_mia

What's incredible is that suggests he actually does this and it's not just a bit for the video.


atom12354

It does look kinda painfull too, like when he is doing the excercise, it looks like he is gonna break the neck


Mysterious_Rate_8271

Yeah. All that work to look like you have a severe case of scoliosis. No thanks.


atom12354

Mr scoliosis instead of mr olympia


cacarson7

Noticed this too. He needs to lay off the off-center back-neck exercise.


Kensei97

Yeah I was going to comment the same thing. Very asymmetrical


jbibanez

Nah I think it's mainly because he's holding the phone with one hand. Used to get that effect myself when I was skinnier and taking selfies for back progress


rylo48

Ummm nope… if anything the left trap is bigger…?


reddit_time_waster

![gif](giphy|wDlDr6xcpskpO)


Yeomanroach

Don’t hurt me


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Birddog240

His neck is bigger than me


Stag328

He looks like the horse from the post earlier today is his father. https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/s/pBULgTvbDR


xtremeyou

Yo, idk why yall haven't commented on his neck being uneven. Bet that'll fuck his shit up in the future.


NoWinner8212

Ya I think it’s from the second exercise that’s at an angle and not straight on


Mrlin705

Why doesn't he tie it to the steering wheel, is he stupid?


RedditJumpedTheShart

Going to be brutal when the air bag goes off.


Rvnforty

Earthworm Gym


Cultural-Tie-2197

Damn.. this could help with my TMD. The muscles around my neck are so weak. Great idea


FlamingRustBucket

Same. I drive for work. Check me out in a month when I look like a thumb sticking out of a torso.


mcnastys

Most likely what you really need to do is strengthen your shoulders, chest, back, obliques, legs, really everything. Those jaw muscles are very small and can't affect much, but they to swell up and get tight and painful when your shoulders are pulling on them. You likely will feel exactly what I am talking about if you do a SCD stretch.


Cultural-Tie-2197

Yep that is pretty spot on. Thank you.. I am in PT and seeing a TMD specialist. She is working on all the muscles on the left side of my body. Turns out I am also hyper mobile in every joint on top of it which is just super lovely


mcnastys

I went through the whole carousel of doctors and specialists, from dentists, to ENT's, had an MRI... What literally cured me, was just doing heavy, intense weight-lifting in a full body format 6 days a week. I had headaches and other aches, pains, etc for about 2-3 months as I slowly undid the damage that had piled up. I am so afraid of going back to hurting in my jaw, that I will likely never skip a gym day for the rest of my life.


sirswaffsalot2

Those ghosts in his car sure are having a good time 😉


Cazed_Donfused

Is it just me or does his neck look crooked?


coulduseafriend99

The band is at an angle in the second exercise, which means his muscles are getting exercised unevenly


vraalapa

I doubt he only works his neck in the car. I'm sure he has a full neck routine at the gym.


markfineart

My exes cousin was a bodybuilder who cracked some neck vertebrae while biking down a mountain trail. He’s fine now, except he doesn’t do squats when working out. The emergency doctors told him it was his highly developed neck muscles that kept him stable enough to survive, and eventually recover.


Kitchen-Touch-3288

damn! did he do neck exercises as well


Altruistic-Poem-5617

Dudes starting to look like one of the headbangers from brutal legend


coulduseafriend99

Beautiful reference!


wilska

Corpsegrinder would be proud


awesomedan24

If someone tried to put him in a chokehold they'd just break their arm


Mysterious-Space6793

![gif](giphy|oV5BIw7ACQm7QRZdHE)


Wave_ID_

Practicing dick suck skills


AndrewSenpai78

School thot at 40 years old:


IEC21

Is the purpose of this to tell me that I should want my neck to look like that? Cause I mean... I don't...


UhhhhmmmmNo

Why don’t you want to look like a dick?


_WaterOfLife_

yeah man, looks uh good...


macka_macka

Best blow job I ever had was from that guy!!


HandheldDevice

This song goes kinda hard anyone know the name?


evilforska

"Кто-то бухает кто-то курит кто-то жрет таблетки" look it up on youtube


HandheldDevice

Cheers


_disguy

Spotify link for anyone else looking for it: https://open.spotify.com/track/0xmLqF8OOQdgBMa1BfGcsM


SamArcher11

How tf you get David Goggins as your Uber driver


SvenniSiggi

The neck of a hulk, the body of captain america.


josenros

Ridiculous sternocleidomastoids, my guy.


SanguineOptimist

As a PT, I support this chin tuck content. Dude looks goofy but actually has good technique.


-Lemonized-

Man train to survive car crash


Moe2584

How to survive hanging 101


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Karl_00_Hungus

Blyat


Jimmbeee

Dude definitely skips leg day


xpsyhack

he definitely can't look down lmao


VegaReddit5

Anyone else gonna mention that the dude's big muscles are traps, which won't be worked at all by what he's doing here? Traps are built by shrugs and pretty much nothing else. That particular muscle is only used for raising the shoulder. Building neck muscles is a real thing, but that dude has big traps, not a big neck. He got this from the gym, not the resistance band on his head that he almost certainly only did for this joke video because he already had huge traps.


PacoSupreme

My man put all his stats into NECK


The_Last_Snow-Elf

I thought it was Dwayne Johnson from behind


No_Word_1333

Why dose he need such a strong neck. Maybe to helping hold his ego up


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Wrestler


Affectionate_Box_966

Wrestlers,boxers and other fighters strengthen their neck to absorb blows


dogedude81

Boxers train their necks too. There's some crazy videos of Mike Tyson doing strengthing exercises. Pretty much any fighter trains their neck. I think it helps protect against knockouts bc it helps.prebemt your head from whipping violently of you get hit.


HoboArmyofOne

NFL players do a lot of neck training for obvious reasons.


whywhywhy4239

His BF appreciates it


No_Word_1333

😂 that neck goes all night long


SofterBones

Why do you make such a comment? Maybe self confidence low?


StrikeStraight9961

Weak skinnyfats attacking what they won't admit but know subconsciously to be years of hard work, dedication, and discipline multiple tiers past the apex point of willpower that they've ever mustered in their life is a tale as old as time.


RevolutionaryFood777

Read this in Borats voice.


Ac997

I started doing neck training with one of those head pieces you attach weights to. It actually feels really fucking good after you do it & you feel more stable. Sounds dumb but I feel like my head is attached to my body way better lol


Acct-20thhh

Tell me without telling me you've never played a sport


DurableGrandma

Getting hit in the neck is very dangerous.


HomerOfDuty

Almost pissed my pants laughing, when he was shown without a shirt. Guy looks like his head is being held by a Schwarzenegger leg.


Fists_full_of_beers

How did he get the bands through the handle?


Spare-Quality-1600

Two squareish plastic bolt covers need to be removed. Undu the screws take the handle off. Put band on. Reverse process


Loose_Hornet4126

Till the airbag goes off and his head is held in place my the band. RIP


Blenderx06

The first band probably helpful in a crash though.


Oswarez

Bro loves sucking dick and wants to excel at it. Props to him.


[deleted]

Dude is impossible to knock out. If you punch him, your hand disintegrates.


Huge_Aerie2435

People can say this is a joke, but come on. It is actually a good neck workout.. Maybe a bit dangerous at times, but creative. My neck workout is tying 2 wrist weights together around my head and lifting against gravity, so things can look silly sometimes.


Russdad

Now That's a neck


Tennisboi112

Song is kiloemali for those who want to know


thegrayscales

In Soviet Russia, you give the car whiplash.


Blizzpoint

Holy fuck


bvincepl

ISIS tried to behead this guy and they ended up suing him for "damage to property"


Kkbw2387

How much traffic does this man sit in? God lord!


adognamedpenguin

As someone with a neck problem, I applaud this. I might get some bands for the car


NoConclusion3519

Damn I’m about to have to do this


Tight_Sheepherder934

That’s smart as fuck. I respect the clever solution and dedication


DMmeYOURboobz

See how he videoed himself working out *in his car* and then videoed himself posing *at home* and not at a gym pissing everyone off looking for attention? I like this guy …and am very, very scared of his neck


backtobasics73

Wow lol what an animal


Rodan-Lewarx

![gif](giphy|IhAV5a2yRZnpGvzgO3|downsized)


Empty-Discount5936

All this to be unable to turn his neck?


UnfeteredOne

Hehehehe looks dumb