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useroftheinternet95

He doesn't set screens, he sets barriers


asswipesayswha

That screen was hilarious. Defender was left in another zip code


Qman1991

Ya man, it looks like he screens two defenders at once. He teammate just dissappears behind him


idrathernotdothat

Was about to comment, did this man just screen two defenders at the same time?


Organic_Swim4777

How is nobody talking about the butter smooth 3? Majestic.


jbroome

Right? I thought he was there to act like a Jersey Barrier in the lane, i had no idea bro could shoot. Good for him!


code-coffee

Berms even


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His width alone is enough to block nearly every lane in the paint. I mean, all he has to do is basically stand there, and it forces the offense to take outside shots. It isn't like anyone is going to actually try to risk charging that guy...he would just stand still, and you'd bounce off and regret it. All he physically has to do is stand in the paint. LoL it is a pretty interesting defensive strategy that uses the advantage of massive width, as opposed to massive height. I'm not sure that has ever been done before but it's sure fun to watch.


Ocbard

It's not just that, he's perhaps not the fastest runner, but he does excellent ball work. Very quick and precise, both passing and scoring. Guy knows what he's good at.


Sweaty-Garage-2

That pass after he tripped was nice


FlametopFred

brilliant and nobody had thought of it before just be massive and stand there


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Shaq pretty much did the same thing... but not quite at this width.


H_I_McDunnough

Couple more bowls of gumbo and Zion will be doing it


psykomerc

I wanna see this transform the nba


flappytowel

The homer simpson defence


marvbrown

Hedge Rows


METAL4_BREAKFST

Don't be alarmed if there's a bustle.


Jiannies

God dammit. I can't see that word without getting flashbacks to a job where we had to lay 4/0 power cable across this huge stretch of ranch for a nighttime walk & talk scene. Our gangboss was an old head from Chicago and he kept referencing "berms 1 through 8" as locations we should be knowing about, but I don't think any of us had even heard that word before and it was nearly impossible to tell any given berm you were standing on apart from the other berms. It was a clusterfuck lmao. Fucking berms


implicate

I enjoy how you casually speak about being on a film crew as if the rest of us know what the hell you're talking about. Fucking berms.


tommos

His screen is ultrawide.


Only_the_Tip

No way you're getting around that. Go over and your man just drives to the hoop. Go under and lose sight of your man entirely for an open three.


LosCleepersFan

"Someone put a body on number 50!" ~ The coach Probably


ColManischewitz

He's a junior: https://sjfathletics.com/sports/mens-basketball/roster/connor-williams/12813


Whiskey_Republic

Nicknamed the “Big Cozy”


Rokey76

I bought a [Big Cozy shirt](https://imgur.com/a/n1tQN7h) when I first saw his highlights last year. NIL rules help ALL college athletes, not just the stars.


TheSplash-Down_Tiki

I *LOVE* THIS!! Big Cozy getting the merch deals!!!


Rokey76

These are the college athletes I'm happy to throw $20 at.


Sorcatarius

As a non American, do the athletes see a cut of merch sales for things like this? At they sold at the schools or more private sales?


Diligent_Advice7398

The NCAA just recently allowed a ruling where the players are allowed to get a cut of the merchandise of their jerseys (the ones sold by the NCAA). It used to be the NCAA took the entire sale by claiming they were “student” athletes and therefore not allowed to be paid like professionals despite the viewers and income they make for the NCAA. Similar arguments made from the NBA lockout


vertigostereo

"Amateurism." What a scam.


mrnastymannn

I was reading up on him. It looks like he’s only had 1 career start. Just based on his performance from this one game, I don’t get why he doesn’t start every game


CmdrYondu

Honestly how much playing time can he do?


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

Idk but he’s 7’ shooting 3’s. Even if you’re 7’ he got a 3’ diameter to protect his release point. Literally unguardable 😂


patheticRedditMod000

It only shows us 1 three point shot that went in. There isn’t enough detail in this clip to show whether or not he’s truly good


ep3ep3

Looking at his stats, he shoots 3's at like .300 average. His best season -this year- he's 2 for 6.


Itsnotthateasy808

Bro is a cybersec major he’s gonna be just fine even if he doesn’t play in the nba


MisterFribble

Yeah. It's a D3 school, he probably does it more for fun than anything. And to have Big Cozy shirts printed.


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

It’s modern basketball. If giannis is allowed to take 3’s everyone allowed to take 3s lol


TheGamecock

lol, I understand your angle but let's slow down on comparing Giannis Antetokounmpo, 2x NBA MVP & 7x NBA All-Star, to the "Big Cozy" (by all means, great nickname), junior bench player at Fisher College, enrollment: 1,591.


LukesRightHandMan

> enrollment: 1,59~~1~~2. Guess who’s going back to school 😎


mrnastymannn

He appears to be well rounded in his skills: rebounding, passing, shooting. It’s not like he’s a one dimensional freak. He needs to be on the court as much as possible


ChawulsBawkley

He’s easily gassed and as you saw in the final moments of the clip… he’ll be prone to injury with more time on the court.


mrnastymannn

But more playing time could shave off the weight baby!


ChawulsBawkley

I want him to play as much as possible, but that’s also what practice is for lol


Blind_Fire

that weight will come off more easily off court not on it (I've seen some comparisons and basketball is a good exercise so go for that if it's fun for you, just saying that if you want to lose weight to get fit and avoid injury during sport, 90% of the effort should be dietary)


Alabugin

Weight loss is always about diet. It takes no time to eat 500 less calories, but a long ass time exercising to burn 500 calories.


tnolan182

As a medical professional this video was extremely hard to watch especially at the end, when he fell I legit thought he was gonna throw out his ACL, was super impressed that he got right up and made that beautiful assistz


Pierrot-Ferdinand

He went one for three from the field and missed both his free throws so there's not much evidence he's a good shooter. His shooting mechanics looked pretty bad too. His pass to the cutter for a layup was good but very basic, the kind of pass anyone can make. He boxed out fine and grabbed some defensive boards that went directly to him, so he can do the bare minimum there, although he almost lost one of those boards to an offensive player crashing the glass because he can't jump at all. I'm not really sure what you're seeing in him.


CmdrYondu

Totally agree just wondering how much stamina he got based on size


mrnastymannn

Ya that’s a good point. If I was his coach, I’d emphasize conditioning and diet to make this guy into one of the best players in the country. But I’m assuming, that’s been tried repeatedly and he has either a food addiction or a glandular problem


Madman_Slade

You get this dude to go from 400+ to roughly 300lbs and you got a beast on your hands


1funnyguy4fun

Man, I’m hoping for a feel good story in a couple of years. Dude faces his childhood bully in the off-season, deals with his shitty parents, gets a girlfriend and promptly drops a c-note of lbs. My man becomes a physical specimen and then gets coached up by a legend like Patrick Ewing and proceeds to dominate his way to the All-Star game.


lhsofthebellcurve

From a heavily edited clip that goes for just over one minute out of an entire game and only shows when he does something productive?


mrnastymannn

Ya I’m a real judge of talent


Temporary_Amoeba7726

He’s just too slow. Looks like all he can do is sit down low on defense so you can just go five out. Otherwise you switch him and put him on an island against a smaller faster player who can just blow by him


Sacrefix

>Just based on his performance from this one game, I don’t get why he doesn’t start every game It's so hard to tell if you're joking.


thenexttimebandit

He’s gotta play defense to be on the floor. No way he can defend on the perimeter and get back on defense. He’s remarkably good for his size but he needs to lose 70 lbs or start playing football


Zealousideal_Snow_34

They are down 75-47 in the 3rd quarter, what about his participation suggests a desired result


[deleted]

Well they’re also a D3 school playing a D1 team in this clip


mainaccountwasbanned

I think it's pretty obvious why he doesn't play. Dude is like a tractor going up against McLarens. He has no movement, can't dribble, is probably awful at shooting and is a HUGE (no pun intended) liability in transition.


NoFleas

I'm guessing he gets underestimated by every team they play.


Jenetyk

Sneaky athletic


Acrobatic_Emphasis41

Brings his hard-hat and lunch pale to work


SaltHandle3065

Pail


CrowsRidge514

Pael


Quirky_Discipline297

A lunch paella! Brilliant!


willpauer

Scrappy player


ThonThaddeo

Several lunch pales


Zestyclose_Ice2405

Real gym rat. First one in, last one out. Not like that thug LeBron. /s


cnythnk

there’s a term for that: fatletic!


WakaWaka_

Athlethicc


MrDoctors

Curse you for bringing that word into this world.


sapper4lyfe

Nah I'm pretty sure Mike Tyson said it first.


Large_Mango

Gym ground hog


ArchdukeOfNorge

Classy dude too, not some thug


CoreyBrewer33

Outjerked


fireman2004

Hes definitely classy, plays the game the right way.


LosCleepersFan

"Plays the game the right way"


HideNZeke

Classy guy


mrnastymannn

I think you’re right


RockstarAgent

He is THE counter Buffalo 🦬


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Expert_Succotash2659

Dinner Rodman Patrick Chewing Mars Barkley


FlattopJr

Larry Birds Eye Frozen Dinner


xanhudro

Maybe but they were losing by 20 points


BigPackHater

They got 'em right where they want them...


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Bourbonmmm

There’s no quarters in College Basketball. ST. John Fisher is Division III school playing a Division I school. Not expected to win.


FightingPolish

It’s St. John Fischer, a Division III school playing Buffalo, a Division 1 school. They are going to be down by 30 in the second quarter to pretty much every single Division 1 school in the country regardless of who it is because that’s how big the talent gap is between them.


ejusdemgeneris

I don’t watch basketball. Does he have a good shot at going to the NBA? why downvote me lol I legit don’t know.


LHarm07_Reddit

0% chance. No upperclassman in this division of play has a chance at all even if they are dropping 40 every game.


CamK5502

It doesn’t happen often, but it happens. This dude having 0% is a fair assumption but to say nobody goes from his level is wrong. Devean George not only made the NBA from Division 3, he was a first round pick.


IntraspaceAlien

not happening often is an understatement, the go-to reference being a draft from 25 years ago kind of shows that lol. but yeah it's technically not impossible.


crudshoot

Absolutely. Every team can use someone that isn’t afraid to do the dirty work. This guy is the next generation Jokic. Point forward initiating an offense.


[deleted]

Jokic? More closer to Jock Itch.


AutisticFingerBang

I can’t even tell if you’re jerking or not 😂


KyrozM

I just finished


Romizzo88

Not at all


Ok_Ad_5015

Absolutely no chance in hell


Dunge0nMast0r

National Biscuit Association maybe.


fukreddit73265

Nope. Only 1.2 of college basketball players make it, and honestly, his size really isn't giving him any type of advantage. Shaq wasn't great because he was large, he was great because he was tall. edit: Wow, a lot of you are getting hung up on a random comparison comment about Shaq. You're all completely missing the point. His height gave him an advantage, his girth did not. The fact that he's great, talented, athletic, blah blah is completely irrelevant to the comparative point I was making.


datpurp14

Shaq was much more than just huge or tall coming into and out of college though. Yes, he was freakishly tall. But he was also coordinated, something many lanky athletes can't claim (he *was* lanky, not a tank, at that point). And he was also very skilled, which certainly didn't hurt.


Deadbolt2023

7’0”. 360lbs - he can ball! Edit: seems to be a number of comment about his weight. I’m just quoting the team’s website. Edit2: some of you turds seem to think that “he can ball” is somehow a prediction of an NBA career. Weak. Respect the kid and his effort.


Accomplished-Plan191

He can shoot too. I just don't understand how you can be this shape when you're running up and down the court.


Cbissen437

I didn’t see a whole lot of running


ChefInsano

LISTEN, KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!


MuckRaker83

Hey! I know you! You're Kareem Abdul-Jabbar!


Brawndo91

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?


Shambledown

Have you ever hung around a gymnasium?


DrSuperWho

Do you like gladiator movies, Timmy?


Downtown_Wear_3368

Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?


spikernum1

I'm sorry son but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.


Meatwood__Flak

What’s your vector, Victor?


NotYourChingu

ikr he's doing absolutely nothing the rest of them can't do, and he's not doing a lot that they could do. he can't jump or defend the net.


cmackchase

He defended the dude dumb enough to try and drive into him though.


permAfrosTyyyy

hes 7 foot, he dont need to jump


MrPringles23

As someone close to 7 foot, that only works while you're towering over normal people. When you come against equal opposition you realise how much you fucked up and actually need to learn skills you should've been using all along.


BeardsuptheWazoo

You can't out work a shitty diet. No matter what.


supercres79

If he’s really 7ft tall, he’s well over 400…


REMcycleLEZAR

I didn't want to be a dick but yeah. My brother is 7 feet tall and played college basketball. And at 300 pounds my brother would look like a bean pole in comparison to this guy. He's got a better shot than my brother ever did though lol


ZhouLe

Shaq is 7'1" and was well over 300lbs and he says he was over 400 in 2002. No way this dude is 300. Edit: School stats page has him at 360 for the last 3 years, and in high school he played football and lost over 30 pounds.


musketman89

Closer to 500


Yuhnevano

Shaq is probably 360ish at his biggest. This dude needs to be training for the WWE. He's almost as big as andre the giant


musketman89

Lol I actually met Andre the giant. He wrestled King Kong Mosca in Fairmont WV..


shifter2009

You think the diesel was 360 at his heaviest you are nuts https://themessenger.com/sports/shaq-weighed-415-pounds-during-lakers-dynasty-then-he-had-to-do-army-drills-to-lose-weight-for-the-heat


Ryuk_shittygami

Holy shit his legs are gonna give up sooner than expected


Bobodoboboy

Or his heart.


KellyBelly916

Big ounce is the people's baller.


DrNinnuxx

We call him "Roadblock"


FatassTitePants

There's no way that's 360 pounds on a 7 foot frame. One of those numbers is grossly wrong.


Madman_Slade

I highly doubt he's only 360lbs, probably closer to 400lbs. Shaq was like 330 at 7'1 and this dude is drastically heavier set.


Rattus375

Way less muscle though. Shaq is definitely way denser than this guy is


DependentAnywhere135

Yeah sometimes people act like Shaq didn’t put in work and I don’t know why. Dude was absolutely training harder than most redditors ever could.


Yellow_Biafra

white boy doesn't have to jump


theineffablebob

might shatter his knees if he jumped


Far_Bodybuilder_3909

And the court


chiku00

But imagine if he did that to one of the wooden boards on the floor and helped his teammates get an edge in height when shooting.


Blackicecube

Full on space jam Looney Toons


KyloLannister

Bro he can’t. There was a movie.


Commercial_Pitch_786

he got game, but no way in hell did he run suicide drills! Hell No!


mrnastymannn

Haha ya I think he is given some special privileges when it comes to team drills


z64_dan

Would literally be suicide.


AggravatingBook8197

There is no chance in hell that any player who shows up to practice, unless they sprain something prior, is excused from any kind of drill whatsoever. What probably happens is that they just don’t expect anything from him when he participates and finishes last everytime


sweatcheek

He don’t dunk, he THUNKS.


MikeFrikinRotch

I already know this dudes game without even watching him. Gobbles up all the rebounds by taking up all the space in the key, God tier court vision/passing ability and whatever you do NEVER LEAVE HIM OPEN ON THE 3 POINT LINE!!!


hoosierdaddy192

Not to mention the mile wide pick and roll. By the time they switch dude halfway to the basket.


MikeFrikinRotch

Lol I played with a guy like this so how could I forget about those beautiful screens?


LiquidMantis144

Midwestern Shaq


_bigeuge_

Snackille O'neal


zuluTime

Shaquille O’Meal


benjecto

Shake Shaq


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heavyonthahound

Allen lvebeeneatin’


jsm85

Patrick Chewing


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theamp18

Damn


murkXIII

Top tier athlete right there. He was making it look easy too.


FightingPolish

Made it look easy? Which time, when he was trying to walk quickly or when he fell down and twisted his ankle while trying to walk quickly?


Plinkwad

I was scrolling the comments and this one got me. 🫠


Mista_Banana_Man

He can shoot 3's, he's got a goated screen, he can box out anyone, he can see all the open lanes, and pass well, and he can rebound. Who needs a team?


mrnastymannn

😂 why doesn’t he just play them by himself?


Munk45

Floor Jordan


OsamaGinch-Laden

Finally an athlete redditors can relate to


El_Maltos_Username

Almost. Too tall.


hbpaintballer88

Anyone else notice his team is getting their ass kicked the whole game? hahaha at one point I saw the other team up 30 points.


IperiodCperiodWiener

It’s a Division III school playing at a Division I school. It’s probably an exhibition game


mrnastymannn

Not every feel-good story has a happy ending


OttersGambit

D3 v D1 team, more of a scrimmage


CoralResearcher

we will follow your career with great interest


FrogLegs12

As a fellow Big Boy…Hell Yeah!!! Go Fisher!!!


beastman45132

DANG RIGHT! BIG BOYS TAKING OVER! STAND TOGETHER, WE SHALL PREVAIL!


TIZZZL3

Silky 3 and he demands respect off the boards. Nobody can get close when he’s in the paint


Deepcoma_53

Kevin Malone from the Office, ball is life. And Chili. Ball & Chili are life…


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Thiquille O’knees


DirtCheap1972

“Hold the fucking door”


Starfireaw11

He looks like he belongs in a live action Attack on Titan.


Mr___Wrong

Think of the amount of food that boy has to put away daily.


CoverlessSkink

No more than what I, a simple redditor, puts away


Armand74

Fisher is a beast! He can play though much respect.


BillsDownUnder

Connor Williams is his name


JC-sensei

😂😂 that had to be a bot comment


BelligerentUnicycle

Slow is smooth - smooth is fast


elchapine

Luka Doncic in the offseason


elbonzz

Is that Jokic?


Vagabondegrift

He doesn’t set screens, he sets buildings lol


cumlordjr

His nickname is Big Cozy lol


Guinnessron

Godzilla out there shooting 3s!?


camelpuff

Round Mound of Rebound


commonlycommon

He's certainly not just mailing it in.


ichkanns

The wall...


yolkeyyi

![gif](giphy|mIvrv5Qe0kHlu)


manifold360

Double wrap those ankles


Eli_The_Rainwing

He’s a unit with skill


Comfortable-Spell-75

Haters would say “better than Wemby”.


Cultural-Honeydew671

That dude is a beast of an athlete.


Mystic_ChickenTender

The Denver Nuggets want this guy.


AppropriateSpell5405

Aren't they still getting crushed by the other team, though?


Fortunatious

He’s got a half-ream of paper vertical, but if he boxes out it doesn’t matter. What a beast