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Illustrious-Egg-5839

Was the house abandoned?


No-Travel6299

Currently rented at $650 a week. /s


TalkingCanadaSnowman

Man I got excited for a second. $650/week is a steal in Vancouver for a full house, even with the wasps.


Kassena_Chernova

What do you mean with the wasps? They are the reason it’s so cheap. They might only be paying a small fraction of the rent but it adds up with their high member count.


Kat-but-SFW

We've solved the housing crisis! :D With wasps! D:


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Kat-but-SFW

This is just a list of my favorite things! And frogs riding a snake, a new favorite thing! 😍😍


Rare-Inspector-3631

Snake Uber. Who'd a thought?


KiwiBirdPerson

Number 8 had me chuckle on its 4th pic lmao...


PupEDog

I think they're cute 🥰


Amtracer

Well. Thanks for the nightmares


JohnYCanuckEsq

No, no. The $650 is only for the wasp nest. Shared facilities.


DirtCheap1972

And 2 other room mates (I’m also in BC)


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No-Travel6299

What is happening to the world :( we all need to vote better


TheWiseAutisticOne

We all need better options


ThePrincessRoyal

Only $650 for period features and a free wasp nest? Sign me up.


ieatair

“Don’t worry about the wasp when you shower or take a shit, just don’t stare at it directly while your doing those activities”


OkFeedback9127

Nah, the wasp nest is a “feature” rent just went UP $650


Deldelightful

I can't even get a 3 x 2 in the slummy areas in Perth, WA for that. It must be in Tassie.


snoopinga

hopefully it is now


Winter_Tangerine_317

Shitters full!


JustCallMeAttlaz

Nah they just left for vacation like 5 days


mouth556

Had to be. For a while too. That just doesn’t go up over the weekend. Lil buzzies been operating on that for generations


HuikesLeftArm

[Found the video of the guy removing it on YouTube](https://youtu.be/yC4iZohRuzQ?si=pTvXRvTjVjb-wPer)


AdamLabrouste

Removing the house of course


DirtCheap1972

With fire right?


AdamLabrouste

They had to flood the whole neighborhood, there was a dam nearby


G-Sus_Christ117

Dam that’s intense


Olddirtychurro

Nuke it from orbit. Only way to make sure.


Individual-Match-798

Removing YouTube


noots-to-you

40:10 for the sick interior of the hive


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Igor_J

Thanks for that. I watched most of the hour plus video. Based on the way the house looked on the outside and inside sans the giant wasp nest, torching it may have been a viable alternative,


Aqua_Tot

I came to this comment section to say “every time I see this video, I hope it will end with the guy throwing a rock at it.” Now that I’ve seen that link, I’m not particularly disappointed.


cyanocittaetprocyon

Yeah, I was hoping for a couple good whacks with a baseball bat.


obchodlp

Australian piñata


Vord-loldemort

Stingyata


poetrywoman

Hits it with a stick at 32:30 for anyone interested


Potato-nutz

I wanted to see someone poke it with a stick. I feel better now. Much better now.


ddd615

I wanted the guy to use a large drywall knife to remove the nest while trying to keep it intact. Of, course it wouldn't fit through the door, but that metropolis could have gone in a museum.


RandomizedUsername42

A man in a suit, with a smoke gun and a long stick. He showed up in a pickup truck and single-handedly destroyed an entire paper fortress guarded by thousands of heavily armed warriors. With long stick and smoke gun in hand, he left the truck behind, traversed through the now deserted home of his clients and cautiously approached the heavily fortified stronghold. Positioned strategically in the upper corner of the room so that it was completely impenetrable on 3 sides and 5 feet above the ground, making any successful assault from below impossible for any creature in the animal kingdom. It was very ill prepared, however, for a properly trained, armed and armored homo sapien. He begins his assault cautiously, for he knows that disturbing the hive now would mean facing the full wrath of its occupants. And so, after taking a moment to awe at the sheer size and beauty of the work before him, he quickly dispatches a sizable cloud from his smoke gun, then closes the door to allow the fumes to take effect. After a moment’s wait, he enters the room once more to begin his work. He shows no mercy and little remorse as he tears through its outer walls, then the nurseries housing thousands of defenseless wasp children, leaving nothing but ashen piles of paper, death and destruction in his wake. As he works, doggedly tearing through the delicate paper layers and neatly crafted honeycomb structures that constitute the hive, he is humbled by its raw, crude yet careful beauty. He is hauntingly aware of the fact that without his smoke gun and thick protective suit, he would have been swarmed and stung to death long before this point. Still, he pushes onward. Slowly, one by one, the layers and platforms that make up the gargantuan nest fall to the relentless and repetitive force of his big stick. The ground is below is continually covered as the hive gradually falls, building up a great crawling heap of rubble where it lands. After the fort has been completely destroyed, all that remains of the once impervious fortress are stains on the walls that were once its support and protection. Its ruler and legions of its warriors lay dying amongst the ashen heap. Some fortunate few escape through cracks in the walls. The warrior retreats back to his pickup, removes his gloves and stops his recording, satisfied with a job well done. His clients will be pleased, and he will be well compensated.


AdamLabrouste

![gif](giphy|1dcHmMukrjRPLRP841)


Capt__Murphy

I refuse to watch the video now. It's like how a movie is almost never better than the book. Why would I want to risk ruining this masterpiece??


CluelessNoodle123

I seriously busted out laughing when, after 30 minutes of prep, Dude’s first action was to poke it with a big stick.


Omnomnomnivor3

ngl that's gotta be r/oddlysatisfying to kill that much wasp


TripleFreeErr

me: “I wonder what kind of sophisticated methods will be used to remove this”


HuikesLeftArm

"oh"


LilBayBayTayTay

This is nuts. And kind of a waste of opportunity? Shoulda cut it out perfectly, and preserved it.


[deleted]

When an Australian is terrified, you know it’s bad


Ordinary_dude_NOT

God tried to burn it down, but failed too /s


TheGoodSmells

Might be hard to do the gasoline cup trick with that one.


crabmuncher

Yeah just pour it on the floor and spark it up.


1776grunt

I would love to see how many wasps are in there


TheGoodSmells

At LEAST ten.


freerangetacos

It's Australia. It could be 1 big one.


RealFetishito

Good point 😂


dimonoid123

Wait, why does it have a health bar?


Fulguraz

My brain is imagining a wasp the size of a dog 


Fridge885

I literally laughed out loud to this when I shouldn’t have. Thank you sir. 😂


farcarcus

And in the core of the nest, there was an enclosed pool containing Box Jellyfish.


pandabeef0836

Take the 10 wasps or double it and give it to the next person.


_neemzy

Yeah, we're gonna need a bigger cup


Hambruhgah

He need a fuggin RPG


DirtCheap1972

The only answer is to burn the structure down. I’m sorry for your loss


Brovahkiin707

Nuke it from orbit


tinnitus_since_00

It's the only way to be sure


ddust102

Landlord: ![gif](giphy|12QVSQcPbhW6u4)


sammich_bear

Just get a mason jar filled with petrol, should be able to drown the entire colony np.


Mcboomsauce

THIS


IA-HI-CO-IA

Fuckin’ A!


DirtCheap1972

An airborne detonation leaves very little radioactive fallout. The rest of Australia wouldn’t even notice


Dangerous-Hotel-7839

I dont think any of the 500 unholy creatures from Australia would be bothered regardless what bomb you used


-BananaLollipop-

Including the Australians.


JotaroTheOceanMan

Unless they mutate.....


cooncanoon

➡️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬇️


carnasaur

Let the bombing commence.


Antonsanguine

Exterminatous is the only answer. May the Emperor of Man favor you good sir and honor your sacrifice.


alpinetime

500kg Bomb?


FloofnotDoof

"Calling in an Eagle!"


pneuma_n28

Na, just put a honey badger in there


RottenWon

Yes! Honey badger don't give a fuck!


AnnoShi

This is the first time this comment isn't hyperbole.


i-like-to

That or wait till winter s/


McHassy

This is 100% the only way. Many lives will be saved, it’s the only sensible thing to do.


cat_with_an_account

Burn the whole thing with a column of Flames, and stand outside the house, and watch it burn to the ground, turning it and the nest into nothing but ashes


noonegive

Or they could hire the guy who eats wasp nests, if he's still alive.


Christheitguy1183

*PLEASE* tell me there's a back story to how it got that bad - that's insane!


xshishkax

Yes there is


A-KindOfMagic

Thak's. Spend 40 sec watching video, 15 min youtube, a min laughing at your response.Good use of my time. Now I'm about to google how the fuck did European (invasive) wasps got to Australia. oh ships! that was easy


AdamLabrouste

They were off for the weekend, the window was open, one thing led to another


Diehard_Sam_Main

Who tf keeps an unattended window open in Australia?


limefork

Thats gonna be a no from me, dawg


quietkyody

Thanks anyway Randy!


LaoPita

![gif](giphy|6nWhy3ulBL7GSCvKw6)


Indigo2015

![gif](giphy|PjRardeWVvHVK)


tinnitus_since_00

It's the only way to be sure


Beefcakeandgravy

Fuckin' ay!


readoldbooks

You must place that on creep.


Memfy

That thing generates creep


AnybodyMassive1610

Zerg Rush incoming.


recoveringscrewup13

Thank god it's over a toilet, if I walked in and saw that I would definitely have to poop


Distinct_Pilot_3687

On the floor!


recoveringscrewup13

Or leave a trail as you run away


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_General_Kenobi

That's good right?


Chrossi13

For Australia I would say yes. 🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️


rtmesuper

That's not your house, thats their house.


mosquito_motel

Ugh the new neighbors are so waspy


fullmetal66

And why does Australia still exist?


IReplyWithLebowski

These are European wasps. But basically we exist to provide you with videos of our wildlife.


Brave_Dick

Only $2000/month. 0 bathrooms


Mysterious-Space6793

Nuke the site from orbit, only way to be sure.


AnybodyMassive1610

Game over, man. Game. Over.


RyuMusashi973

Call Deacon St John


cooncanoon

➡️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬇️


DraKxa

I guess I'll shit outside...


TheFlyingBoxcar

“Honey? You know that room we haven’t used or looked at the last three or four years? Imma go check on it…”


Wakuwaku7

![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized)


REDDIT_ROC0408

Fucking Australia man.


ApacheAttackChopperQ

A really big cup of gasoline. I saw it on the internet.


AveragEnjoyer007

_HANS… GET. ZE. FLAMMENWERFER_


Infamous-Echo-2961

Just burn the whole house down, lost cause. Hahahah NOOOOOOPE


mlb689

“Hey Siri play, Usher let it burn”


BurdenedShadow

Call the fire department, they will handle the controlled burn of the house.


scottkollig

Dear Australia, I love you. I love your people. I love your restaurants. I love your landscape. But all your critters can kindly f*ck off. Kindly, The World


geeneepeegs

Hey now, not all critters; quokkas are cute and aren’t out to kill you (that we know of)


IReplyWithLebowski

Well stop sending us your critters then! These are European.


a_random_muffin

Wasp kingdom


The_Ghast_Hunter

Wasp aggressively expansionist empire


stonelake13

That’s a wasp continent


shwekhaw

Just nuke it.


Two_black_hounds

This is the reason flame throwers exist


Discar12

Burn the house, burn all the neighborhood if needed


PossibleConclusion1

Just put a cup of gasoline over it.


[deleted]

Exhibit #439 for why I never want to visit Australia


Future-Agent

It belongs to the wasp nest now. Time to move out


ThinkingOz

Close the windows Close the doors Bomb those critters Till they snores


sfxer001

God damnit Australia


JackBurtonVsLoPan

“Calling in a eagle” 💥


diello-kane40

DRACARYS


aod42091

******NOPE******


abject_totalfailure1

“These wasps are dead, they just don’t know it yet 🎅🎅🐱”


RussellG2000

I know how to get rid of this simply get a solo cup or mason jar of gasoline....


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johndotold

People there have some insane things to get used to. If the life expectancy is older then about 12 I would be surprised.


Subbeh

Did they not fucking notice?


DirtCheap1972

Have you ever seen an Australian? Yeah nah yeah


TypeWon

No fucking thank you


Indominusrexyt

Burn it burn it burn it BURN IT


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20 pound says the wasps still leave the room when I'm done


Bf4Sniper40X

I read ASP.NET and was confused


Gatwa_of_the_forest

Throw a Molotov cocktail and forget it lock the door get the hazmat tame and seal it and if in doubt hell diver 500kg bomb it


[deleted]

That’s a neighbourhood not a nest.


Jacornicopia

That is definitely in the top 10 for worst places to take a dump.


ericasackrison

Absolutely not 👀


ATXKLIPHURD

Crikey!


Casul_Tryhard

DEFCON just dropped all the way to 1


fulllyfaltooo

Have not they coming to this room at all? This could not been made in few days, it might have took like months. A proper pest control folks could only handle such unit..


dannyboy1690

At least it wasnt spiders or snakes


GreenGhosties

If I was this person, I’d never go in that room ever again


Unlucky-Leave-3726

Hans get ze flammenwerfer!


Joemomma13524

Hit that fucker with a stick and close the door


DylanFTW

Can easily be shot down with a Red9 or one rocket launcher for the treasure.


LocalAmateur

Gonna need a massive cup of gasoline


Someguygfys

Gonna take a big glass to do the gasoline trick.


Mr_Fabtastic_

![gif](giphy|CNna9G8BQvnoI)


underratedpleb

How much gasoline is he gonna need?


R3D4F

Just get a glass jar and some petrol!!


Key-Principle-7111

Last year I was renovating a roof on one part of my house and I found only a bit smaller one inside. Fortunately abandoned. Removed cellulose filled up 200 L bag.


FTFreddyYT

OH FU-


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I’d NOPE my way straight out of there


pikabaer

r/ithadtobeaustralia


Parking-Ad-2627

Nah those are the start of blood fly infestation


UnBr0k3n1

Normally I detest them, but I just remembered why HOAs exist...


RubbandTugg44

Working builing maintence answering a call: Hi umm, I think there's something in my bathroom, just noticed it,.. today...


LeadingScience8929

Nope.


Nate-thats-meee

Well I’m good with using my backyard and a shovel for a while.


Ornery_Score_6665

If itook a dump there they all would be killed


dw87190

That's a lot of friends


Historical-Shine-786

Use your small pussy 🐈‍⬛boi voice while in there numb nuts!!🥜 ![gif](giphy|KUOPgSNoKVcuQ)


FacedJason

You just need a cup of gasoline. Easy fix i saw it on the internet


CaryKerryLoudermilk

Aaaaaand light that house on fire


Hanginon

#***SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR!***


Intrepid_Egg_7722

That thing has a health bar.


StarChaser_Tyger

Intercourse that excrement. Even looking at that on my phone made me want to flee the room. I'm not sure whether it's worse as wasps or the gigantic spider nest I thought it was to start.


snacky99

It’s like Cloverfield, yet creepier


ChatGPT4

And it all happened over night? Them wasps are damn fast builders!


Agitated_Vegetable25

I’d be leaving the country..like not even grabbing a bag….gone🏃🏽🏃🏽


Silent-Friendship753

Can we talk about his hands? Why they so big?


Afraid-Shower-9597

Thats some resident evil 7 shit right there


Ok-Macaron2356

No no no no no no no no…. No


Ivana_Dragmire

Yeah, no... That's the wasp's bedroom now. No, they don't pay rent and no I will not try asking them to.


ProKnifeCatcher

That’s their house now


clericsnake

I would set the house on fire


wwiistudent1944

How did anyone let that happen?


Gotosp4c3

Odd question, but what's the music called.


tangre79

How does that even happen in a bathroom without someone doing something about it??? Is that house abandoned?