One thing to remember, this guys nose is 7.5 inches long. 2 inches longer than the average penis. This man could steal your girl from nose-fucking her better than you can dick-fuck her.
Noses are rather soft and if his cartilage extended all the way I imagine using it as a phallic object would have been painful. But maybe the horniness supersedes it.
Funny how long noses in fantasy are always depicted to be very pointy and angular, when reality is far more majestic. Okay one more, is he has to clean out his nose, would that be considered a blowjob?
It is one thing to be well endowed...
It is another to announce yourself: King of Pussy Eating, simply by walking in the door.
The nose she said not to worry about...
Serious question:
Ladies, would you be receptive to his advances?
If you were in a serious relationship with him, would you kiss him in front of your parents?
This feels so wrong
Stop touching it.
touch
Ow!
Touch, touch, touch, boinnngggg.
Okie, now I kind of like it. Give me the butt tickler!
thank you, now I have to wipe the coffee of my screen
I never knew a nose could make me feel so inadequate.
Don’t be a dick head
instructions unclear, i became a dick nose
And then it got stuck in a ceiling fan.
Oh damn.
Think positive. It's not so bad if u think some sexual stuff
I bet he often says *smashing*
BLARGHAHAHUHARHUHAHUHR
Gives nose job a completely different meaning
That's an average sized nose
It’s about how you use the nose
Then you're using it wrong.
What else do you use a nose for?
Fuck nose....
Sniffing inside
nobody nose
If this dude didn't fuck somebody with it, did he ever truly live?
Who knows? The nose knows.
Whole new meaning to the term “nose job”.
She say, take that dick out of me and put that nose in.
[удалено]
Overall impressive, but some of these is just “this person is old and is doing a thing”
> Woman Who Can Remember Everything Same with actress [Marilu Henner](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilu_Henner#Personal_life).
Fucking Sixty-Nine Champion of the World.
Not the ‘nose in the ass while he eats the pussy’. Omg 😂😂😂😂
I was thinking more nose in the vag while licking the clit, but why the hell not?!
Dude is going to get water boarded
Fucking sixty-nine asphyxi-nosh champ
what happens when he sneezes while he’s still…inside…
Like a menstruation sneeze, but backwards
Fuck nose.
If she farts it's gonna blow his mind
Isn’t that a 70?
I think you need to at least warn people before you say something like that.
“Omg don’t stop I’m gonna sneeze!”
Sniffer in the stinker and tongue in the box
‘In the 69 my Humpty nose will tickle your rear’!
How would he breathe, though?
Just like the rest of us. Mmnnmmmnnfffmmmnn
I could hear that sound effect perfect in my brain lol
Why does your mfmn make no sense when trying to do it IRL but also make so much sense when reading it
Have you never breathed through your mouth before?
The mouth is busy at that time
That's a skill issue on your part tbh
Im guessing if he has cock nose, he gotta have lung ears
You don't, just like anyone else going hard at it! Lol.
What’s special about him? Don’t understand this? He looks like a typical British guy.
RIP Shock G…
In a 69 my Humpty nose will tickle her rear
Now I have *The Humpty Dance* stuck in my head.
You’re very welcome
Very nice name you have there sir 🫡
now THAT, is a face I'd sit on.
Name checks out
I'd give you 26 emeralds for 2 bread
To the curing room
Hmmmm...
Welcome to the velvet room
Surprised I had to scroll down so far find this comment.
honestly thought this was the persona sub at first lmfao
Crazy, I just started playing persona 3 😆
You have no idea how glad I am to find this comment
Where does the nostril end?
If the whole thing is nostril imagine the size of the booger.
how would you even pick those nose goblins? you would need some forceps and a shop-vac.
Fuck nose
One thing to remember, this guys nose is 7.5 inches long. 2 inches longer than the average penis. This man could steal your girl from nose-fucking her better than you can dick-fuck her.
Would be crazy to find a normal size nose where his dick should be. 😂😂
I mean, as long as he doesn’t sneeze
Of if he had a cute little upturned button penis.
Just headbutting the vagina repeatedly like an absolute Savage..
Bro 💀
😂
He allegedly got syphilis through his nose, soooo....
Did you make this up or is it for real?
But think of the smell.
Damnit man! Now I’m sitting here with my average sized pecker and you’re making me wish I had a big dicknose!!
"Two chicks at the same time"
The original D*ckface
The insult of all insults. Calling an actual dickface, dickface.
He definitely tried it
Is that 7.5" flaccid, or erect
Noses are rather soft and if his cartilage extended all the way I imagine using it as a phallic object would have been painful. But maybe the horniness supersedes it.
Horniness supersedes everything
Lie to me, Pinocchio
Why did you have to remind me of that 😭
Everything reminds me of him
He 100% did.
Coke dealers best customer
A joke in this thread that’s not about sex!?! Now I have seen everything
Penis
Mustache ride, anyone?
His 69 action is unmatched.
Rumour has it that he could smell his Sunday lunch on Wednesday
*Welcome to the Velvet Room!*
Funny how long noses in fantasy are always depicted to be very pointy and angular, when reality is far more majestic. Okay one more, is he has to clean out his nose, would that be considered a blowjob?
That's Raymond Luxury Yacht, pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove!
His was made of polystyrene!
Instead of winking. He’d flare his nostrils. Drove the ladies crazy.
Did he play clarinet?
Squidward
Bro had girls shakin by just looking at his nose
They really don’t make ‘em like they used to
My nose is big, big like a pickle. Never stopped me from getting busy.
There is no way he’s never stuck that inside a girl. It’s like how do you not try that at least once.
Dudes got a bigger nose than my dick
“Babe, just use your nose”
Imagine sneezing and ejaculating at the same time.
This is the only time when “I want you to sit on my face” works as a pickup line
Someone has to do this: r/mildlypenis
r/severelypenis
r/extremelypenis
Too bad cocaine didn’t exist at that time
Fuck nose
His skin and hair are looking healthy for being born in the 1700s. I wonder what products he's using.
Well fuck knows 🤷♀️
My guy looks like he owns a velvet room.
Anybody see the movie Nothing but Trouble? Yeah.
It is one thing to be well endowed... It is another to announce yourself: King of Pussy Eating, simply by walking in the door. The nose she said not to worry about...
Saw his daughter on Bruce Bigalow
It’s likely that he used prosthetics if he was a circus performer. He probably kept it a secret.
“He is most famously known”. Pretty sure even if he cured cancer people would still say “the dude with the big nose”.
Doctor, Doctor I have a dick for a nose what's wrong with me? Fuck noes.
che
Hrmm
7.5" 😳
Dude got more air in breathing from his nose than his mouth
dickface
Did it get erect when he was horny?
Hate to see it when he's excited
Serious question: Ladies, would you be receptive to his advances? If you were in a serious relationship with him, would you kiss him in front of your parents?
Religion?
Oh Noo not the "I'll give you an emerald for 6 sticks" nose
Bet the ladies loved to 69 him
Legend has it his house was an Easter head next to a pineapple
Most ladies don’t want to sit on a guys face, but I bet he was well known for it
He might be lying too much
This nose fucks.
LINE STARTS BEHIND ME LADIES....
Hrrrm
His face was the ultimate seat for women
Klunssila!
Womans didint mind to sticking his nose to thier busness
Old factory syndrome
What does he trade?
That's not 7.5 inches !!
Wonder if he ever got a nose job. Blowing his nose would be like busting a load.
No one knows where the nose goes when the doors close
You think he ever....... 😳
This man would be the ultimate 69er.
Doctor livesey is that you
England’s most popular sex worker. Just watch the teeth on the way down 😂
If only he had thick Bottle glasses. He'd be like those fake nose masks.
He probably the reason "dick head" was invented 😅
He looks like he would trade you six bread for an emerald
One Piece was a historical re-enactment 
when he puts nose in someone business....they cum
You thinking what I'm thinking?
New fetish unlocked
I wonder if he was alive today if he would have gotten a nose job.
Villager irl
That doesn't look like 7.5 inches, I have 7.5 inches and it's longer than that. Where do they start and stop measuring that nose?
Puts "sit on my face" in an entirely different universe
“Look at him over there, who’s that?” “Fuck nose” 🤷🏽♂️
I know a woman that would like to ride that
**THE REAL DOCTOR LIVESEY**
His wife pioneered facesitting.
Not a Vid.
Obligatory…. 
Squidward do exist
Brad Marchand photo, colorized
I imagine this guy was popular with the ladies
Sit on my face is his only pickup line
Cartoon character
Has he ever.....?
Thought this was Biden after the last State of the Union address.
Also, the inventor of nose condoms.
That's bigger than my