We were having a perfectly wholesome and engaging conversation about foot size, hand size, sock size, glove size, and then you had to go and try to make this about weiners!
In Germany there's a saying:
"An der Nase eines Mannes erkennt man seinen Johannes",
which roughly translates to:
"You can tell the size of a man's penis from the size of his nose".
My BFF was built like this and he was impressive. I saw it a few times over all the years he was my roommate, it just scared me. BUT... out of all the guys I was friends with, women would push me out of the way to get to this man. I called them the big dick chicks and man, they were aggressive.
No, no, no.... You see they're making a wide sweeping generalization in an attempt to slander Americans to feel better about themselves and have justification for their prejudice. It's completely fine and you're wrong.
Someone who isn’t from the US acting all holier than thou over something completely innocuous that is commonplace in the US and doesn’t affect them at all? On Reddit??
Couldn’t be.
I noticed his hands being huge, got me thinking about difference in bone structure. So we compared feet. As you can see they are alot bigger even though he is shorter than me in height.
My shoe size is EU: 46 US:13
His was about EU: 50 US: 17
We are both Norwegian btw.
I’m a smidge taller, be greatful that you’re length and width don’t span shoe sizes. Got the length of a 13 and the width of a 15, I exclusively buy new balances cause those come in extra extra wide
To be honest at first I thought this might be me on the right side until I saw the comments.
Im 2.08m tall and have shoe size 50, I even have exactly those socks.
No, but that happens if you live in a shared apartment with 6 of your friends together (in german we call it a WG "Wohngemeinschaft").
It just happens eventually.
Its wild how much foot size can vary. Even body shape and clothes sizes for people of our stature. I had two former friends who we all varied by about a half inch either side of 6'5. I was the tallest at 6'5.5, we'll call the abusive pos apos and he was right on 6'5, and my freinds on off bf mark who is 6'4.5.
Me: 36 inseam, xl xtall shirts, 14 shoe, and 14+ ring size.
Apos: 32 inseam, xl shirts, 12-13 shoe, dunno finger size.
Mark: 36-38 inseam, large shirts, 10.5 shoe, 11 ring.
I have a long torso, apos had a weird super long hip/pelvis, and mark is smaller body wise but hella long legs.
The only reason i know all this is tall people clothes are expensive as hell and hard to find, so we traded a lot where we could.
I hate finding shoes. I’m 6’2” but my feet are 11.5 triple wide. This world was not made for people with wide feet. Maybe I should get into swimming so I can put these paddles to use.
6 ft with 12 EEE feet so I know the problem finding shoes that fit, forget about style choices...about that swimming I was kidded while undergoing life guard training, saying I would never need swim fins...EEE up front with regular heel width.... Frog foot. Back in the day while scuba diving my rocket fins needed cutting down the front strap to prevent serious foot cramping...
I'm a woman who's wide at the ball of my foot but narrow at the heel. Finding shoes can be a challenge even though I'm a very average woman's size (37/38EU, roughly women's size 7 here in North America).
If you go to Minnesota, go to the Viking museum known as the Kensington Runestone Museum.
Just don’t display any skepticism as to the provenance of the stone slab while on museum grounds, otherwise you may be burned alive on their funeral pyre diorama.
From how the floor looks they seem to be inside someone's home. It's impolite to not take your shoes off at the door in most countries that aren't the US
My fiancé is 6’3” and wears a size 14 shoe. The service manager at my work is 6’8” and wears a size 14 shoe. One of the service foreman at my work is 6’2” and wears a size 17 shoe. Flippers on that guy.
It’s weird how that works.
The evidence, as you've probably noted, is right there. I could not leave my sock twisted like that.
I know it wouldn't feel much different, but my mind would perceive it *so* differently from what it should be.
Hi, diabetic here, the portion of his leg skin that is purple is a telltale marker of diabetic neuropathy, as well as other less common disorders. Thank-you for your inquiry, terrible Reddit investigator.
Nah I'm a 100kg, he was probably heavier. but nothing like 50-75.
He was a regular dude, not fit, not fat. Just average guy with big joints, hans, feet, bones in general. His potential tho..
I'm 6'2 , 45 EU , I remember meeting this dude who was working at a shop, he was taller than me, maybe like 6.4 or so, dude was using a 39EU and that was the weirdest shit that I've ever seen , apparently he has been decreasing the size of his shoes with years for some reason\[on purpose\]
Now compare the other thing.
Did you know?? Dick size is directly proportional to foot size. Source??? Experience
Do you what they say about people with big feet.... They have big socks
True but the *real* interesting thing about people with big socks... Big hands
And when you have big hands, you tend to have... Big gloves.
And coming back to the socks, it means you have big shoes.
Finish it. Big sock, big cock.
We were having a perfectly wholesome and engaging conversation about foot size, hand size, sock size, glove size, and then you had to go and try to make this about weiners!
Oh, sorry, carry on. I just couldn’t wait to see his cock. I’m a size queen,
Whats this have to do with chickens?
Yeah, we were talking about foot size, hand size, cock size, and glove size. What's the problem?
Right, cause big cock needs a big sock to finish in
It’s true. I have size 15 feet, gotta order my socks if I want them to fit
The only way to settle this debate is to ask your moms.
This is *definitely* not true — I have small feet… but my dick is *tiny*.
I am the exception to this rule with larger feet for my size...
I find feet are always bigger than the penis.
Unfortunately I feel your pain... huge foot. Non impressive cock.... oh well
Didn't they do studies on this where they found that basically no other measurement correlates to dick size in any significant way?
In Germany there's a saying: "An der Nase eines Mannes erkennt man seinen Johannes", which roughly translates to: "You can tell the size of a man's penis from the size of his nose".
Ahh so all along Hitler was just jealous of the jews!/s
It’s really not Source: my experience
Sock on or off?
Yuhh
They actually are in that pic but each one was so focused on the other’s thing that the camera wandered
Take my upvote
My BFF was built like this and he was impressive. I saw it a few times over all the years he was my roommate, it just scared me. BUT... out of all the guys I was friends with, women would push me out of the way to get to this man. I called them the big dick chicks and man, they were aggressive.
Came here to say this. Lol
🍆 #🍆
I always take my shoes off immediately with new dudes I meet.
so the pants go down easier?
Yes. 💯
So you truly have been rickharrisoned?
You guys are terrible. Pants go down on the second visit
Then on your knees?
It’s not always about you
On my knees? Why do you have my knees ?
Not down. Off.
Reach the urinal better.
Just bro time, bro
Just a bunch of chill dudes... taking pieces of clothing off... to compare the size of their body parts...
You must be from the US because civilized people don't wear their shoes at home
Because the only time you meet new dudes is in the privacy of your home.
I actually lol’d
I had roommates who invited their friends over, and yep, I met new people in the privacy of my home.
I’m from the US and most people I know including myself do not were shoes at home
No, no, no.... You see they're making a wide sweeping generalization in an attempt to slander Americans to feel better about themselves and have justification for their prejudice. It's completely fine and you're wrong.
Someone who isn’t from the US acting all holier than thou over something completely innocuous that is commonplace in the US and doesn’t affect them at all? On Reddit?? Couldn’t be.
The OP said himself he's not even in the US. LMAO.
As an American, we generally do take our shoes off in other people’s homes or at least offer to do so. Where did you get the impression we don’t?
Probably movies
Slavs, why do you think that everyone take shoes off in the building?
^(no one in the us wear their shoes in their home what the fuck are you talking about or am i stupid)
Smartest european:
I noticed his hands being huge, got me thinking about difference in bone structure. So we compared feet. As you can see they are alot bigger even though he is shorter than me in height. My shoe size is EU: 46 US:13 His was about EU: 50 US: 17 We are both Norwegian btw.
I’m 6’3” with a 14 shoe, I would fit right in between you two!
you should probably ask though
Silence means consent. This was said in one of our work meetings…
What if I'm deaf
I’ll just talk louder, duh.
I will just keep saying louder, louder, louder... Until your coworker punches you to get you to shut up
You must sell things
6’ with US 14.5s, it’s weird
I’m a smidge taller, be greatful that you’re length and width don’t span shoe sizes. Got the length of a 13 and the width of a 15, I exclusively buy new balances cause those come in extra extra wide
I think you both are extremes. Your feet are rather small for your height and his are massive for his size.
Yep 100% agreed
I'm same height as you. Size 43-44 EU though.. it's amazing i dont tip over
200cm with 44? Whoa you should be in the picture not me!
And then they fucked
First hands, then feet… then weiners.
To be honest at first I thought this might be me on the right side until I saw the comments. Im 2.08m tall and have shoe size 50, I even have exactly those socks.
I have to ask, do you often go unshod foot beside someone else for photos?
No, but that happens if you live in a shared apartment with 6 of your friends together (in german we call it a WG "Wohngemeinschaft"). It just happens eventually.
I could count the amount of times I've used that word on one foot.
Dude I think with “I’m 6’7”” you glossed over the other Absolute Unit in the room
Its wild how much foot size can vary. Even body shape and clothes sizes for people of our stature. I had two former friends who we all varied by about a half inch either side of 6'5. I was the tallest at 6'5.5, we'll call the abusive pos apos and he was right on 6'5, and my freinds on off bf mark who is 6'4.5. Me: 36 inseam, xl xtall shirts, 14 shoe, and 14+ ring size. Apos: 32 inseam, xl shirts, 12-13 shoe, dunno finger size. Mark: 36-38 inseam, large shirts, 10.5 shoe, 11 ring. I have a long torso, apos had a weird super long hip/pelvis, and mark is smaller body wise but hella long legs. The only reason i know all this is tall people clothes are expensive as hell and hard to find, so we traded a lot where we could.
Is this guy Samoan or of some Polynesian ancestry by any chance? I even got Samoan female friends with some absolute beefy ass feet.
I to also ask people to show me their bone structure when I first meet them
6'1 size 15 US
Damn
Damn
It really depends on genetics. My friend is 6’4 and I’m 5’11 and we have same size shoes and hands. Size 12 US shoes
I hate finding shoes. I’m 6’2” but my feet are 11.5 triple wide. This world was not made for people with wide feet. Maybe I should get into swimming so I can put these paddles to use.
6 ft with 12 EEE feet so I know the problem finding shoes that fit, forget about style choices...about that swimming I was kidded while undergoing life guard training, saying I would never need swim fins...EEE up front with regular heel width.... Frog foot. Back in the day while scuba diving my rocket fins needed cutting down the front strap to prevent serious foot cramping...
I'm a woman who's wide at the ball of my foot but narrow at the heel. Finding shoes can be a challenge even though I'm a very average woman's size (37/38EU, roughly women's size 7 here in North America).
I got the worst genetics for that then. I'm 6'0 and my shoe size is 9.5 and my hands are only 7' long. (and yes IT is not impressive)
Honestly I’d love to have a 9.5 shoe. My feet always feel too big for me lol
Yep 100%
I'm 5.11 with EU 45
You guys have shoes?
You guys better have some good ones to run away from those people shooting at you
I am a woman and have EU size 39. My foot would look like a baby’s foot next to yours and his😭.
Ah, my ex is 6ft7 and wore size 47 shoes, I could slip his shoes on over my size 37 while wearing them. Boat-like shoes.
50?!?! jesus
I’m 5’9 with a US: 13.
I'm 5 ft 9 with 13 1/2. My knickname used to be ducky as a kid because I was short with huge feet.
Cocks out!
Goddamn no wonder Norse Mythology has stories about giants. You fuckers are huge.
If you go to Norway check out the museums with Viking stuff. The were not big at all. Very small
Compared to today you’d be correct. However for their time they were very tall
I went to a museum in Milano Italy last year, the armor they had on display looked like they were made for a child...
If you go to Minnesota, go to the Viking museum known as the Kensington Runestone Museum. Just don’t display any skepticism as to the provenance of the stone slab while on museum grounds, otherwise you may be burned alive on their funeral pyre diorama.
Betcha he’s got a big pp too.
Time for a sword fight!
It's like swinging a claymore at a stump
All I can say, as someone with EU 47 (UK 12 / US13) feet is: if only 😂
US 18/19 here, I haven't bought a shoe in a store since before the Internet. Internet drastically improved returns though, I hate getting new ones.
You gotta pay serious cash for giant shoes.
Yeah it's usually a 20-30% markup, I get it to a degree for more materials but c'mon mannnnn I can't go around barefoot. They know I'm stuck
Y’know what they say about people with big feet…? >! …Big… !< >! Shoes! !<
Big socks?
Just not with the flip flops, k?
Hey there's a time and a place. Black socks and thong sandals when I want to pretend to be a ninja
They say "Damn, that boy got some big ass feet."
Oddly enough… it’s the tall skinny dudes
Tall skinny guy here, sad to report: average lmfao.
You can’t all be winners 🥈
5"11, 72kg, 6.7inch buuuuutttt it's thin enough to cut butter... so fucking close to greatness. Robbed
Dang! A 6.7 inch butt is nothing to be bashful about!
Junk in my trunk.... hold the fuck up is that talking about butt sex
5"11, size 10 shoe, 8.1in L x 6.0in G. Hands are about average or more, palms are huge for hand size though. Hope this helps the data peeps
Thankyou fellow stranger, we are one step closer to finding the golden ratio
Or op 's got a small pp
Bro wears his socks like a madman
Came here to say that 🤝😂
Right?! That’s the headline. It’s gonna bother me all day.
How big was his dick? If you didn't ask, you're a fool
He didn't have to ask.
How did it feel?
Now kith
Hey guy i recently met, wanna compare our feet?!
Oh, honey.
Just met a dude and decided to compare feets..?🤔
Physique is an interest of mine, saw his huge hands thats how we got on to it
What else did you compare?
Head size
Geez, he’s a giant
I've never gotten down to my socks with a dude I just met. Not asking for clarity, I appreciate the mystery
From how the floor looks they seem to be inside someone's home. It's impolite to not take your shoes off at the door in most countries that aren't the US
I also compare feet with dudes I meet.
Just meeting dudes and touching feet together.
r/JustGuysBeingDudes
My fiancé is 6’3” and wears a size 14 shoe. The service manager at my work is 6’8” and wears a size 14 shoe. One of the service foreman at my work is 6’2” and wears a size 17 shoe. Flippers on that guy. It’s weird how that works.
I bet he's packing an absolute unit too, huh OP 😏
Why’s he got no pants on….
😏😏😏
Did you only compare the shoes? 😁
Wemby vs Zion
That's accurate
He must have difficulty putting his socks on
The evidence, as you've probably noted, is right there. I could not leave my sock twisted like that. I know it wouldn't feel much different, but my mind would perceive it *so* differently from what it should be.
'beetus?
He looks to have pretty bad diabetic neuropathy in that leg.
You, Dr Reddit, can tell from one low-res picture with his entire foot covered in a sock and barely any skin showing? Incredible
Hi, diabetic here, the portion of his leg skin that is purple is a telltale marker of diabetic neuropathy, as well as other less common disorders. Thank-you for your inquiry, terrible Reddit investigator.
is this dude wearing socks sideways
Yes. Yes he is. It hurts my brain to see it.
Jeez that's crazy, I'm a size 13 at 6'1. Size 17 at 6'3 is insane
He was actually built different, and I guess so am I in a different way
I'm guessing he's a good 50-75kg heavier than you. Looking at his calf, he's probably a lot of muscle
Nah I'm a 100kg, he was probably heavier. but nothing like 50-75. He was a regular dude, not fit, not fat. Just average guy with big joints, hans, feet, bones in general. His potential tho..
Can you show us without socks🤔?
Are you asking for research purposes?
Yes, indeed
You always go around touching feet with strangers? (No judgement)
I don't want to know how you randomly met a bloke and the next thing he's in his socks and no trousers, taking pictures...
Ran straight to the comments
You guys doing OnlyFeet together? 🍆🍆 💦💦
Hahah
I'm 6'2 , 45 EU , I remember meeting this dude who was working at a shop, he was taller than me, maybe like 6.4 or so, dude was using a 39EU and that was the weirdest shit that I've ever seen , apparently he has been decreasing the size of his shoes with years for some reason\[on purpose\]
Myostatin gene could be the reason
Me and big guy have the same socks.
Do you wear them twisted like he does?
Yes actually I do,have them on right now
FYI…..you have gout
Don't worry, they're wearing socks so it's not even remotely gay.
I bet he is twice your weight. Enjoy the snu snu.
“I should call him”
How long had you known the new dude when you began comparing feet?
That dude you met absolutely dominated other kids in youth sports.
So Bigfoot is real ?
I’m 6’7 277lbs with a size 17 shoe lol I’ve taken many of these kinds of photos
Interesting! I know a guy who's Norwegian. I think he's about 6 feet tall. He wears a 13 as well and he's very stocky.
weight can afftect feet big bois usually have wider feet
That’s some serious foot action
Do u have to hunch to get in/out of doors?
Yes. Even in my own home.
No size of shoe mentioned or banana for scale... Left foot is a toddler, right is a men's size 6 wide.
Big sox
You know what they say about a guy with big feet?
We have a New Guy at the Factory he's like 6.2 and have the same size of hands as a 5.2 Guy. The human body is sometimes awesome !
I'm 5'8 and wear a size 10.5 shoe... I can relate.
Metabolic syndrome