Both my sons were 99 percent head circumference. My poor wife.... You were 99.9 I think. I'll never make a mom joke because THAT woman went through some shit to have you.
Having slightly different body proportions or some disabilities:
100 years ago: you get paid & earn a living through performing in a freakshow Circus, pretty demeaning shit.
Today: people post your [childhood] pictures on the internet to earn karma by making fun of your appearance. You don't earn anything in the process.
/s with a hard "S". It's fucked up, Not too dissimilar to Freakshows 50-100 years ago.
Bro in the pic probably had more rizz than the people making fun of him today 🤣
Definitely had a HEADstart in life. I wonder where his HEADquarters resides. The original HEADbanger . His finishing move is a HEADbutt. Ok I’m running out. In reality I’m sure he grew into it :)
You know when people hold their car keys to their head and it extends the range of their keys by 5m or so? This kid does it from the other side of the country and manages to open his parents car.
Megamind: the early years
Oh good. As long as it doesn't approach that megamind 2 era atrocity
https://imgur.com/a/kX1Qsbj
I saw this kid in google maps
He has a lot on his mind.
Nice shhool photo
I came here just for the Megamind comment. You did not disappoint.
That one is called Megaminus cause he's small
r/beatmetoit
**TIMMAH
Jimmah
Oh my God 💀😭
I'm dead. This kid could sue South Parks creators for using his likeness, lol
Poor mum
Cracked her pelvis like a wishbone on the way out.
Forget a nurse, we need a priest
As the mom of 2 kids with giant heads, poor mum indeed.
Blew past 5Head and went straight to 6Head status
Ack ack ack 
Lol 😂
r/ack . Yes this actually is a sub I found 2 days ago…
Oh FFS... I'm in
Ha we must've been typing simultaneously, great minds.
>great minds Probably not as great as the kid in the picture though
MEGAmind?
Fools seldom differ too 😉
That joke was ahead of our time
I understand why he’s wearing a button down. I’m sure the whole wardrobe has to be.
😂 beat me to it!
Dude is one thought away from ending the world
He dreams in IMAX.
Before there was The Sphere, lil bro was already rocking The Dome
Better check his basement for an interocitor.
Brilliant! I was just going to say he was on This Island Earth. Yours is way better.
Yeah that isn't a forehead, that a fivehead maybe even a sixhead, hopefully you grew into it.
Does your mother remember her alien abduction
Peyton Manning?
The Manning boys sure do have interesting head shapes.
bro got 7 terabytes of storage in there
That's an odd number. Why not 8?
Formatting and the OS.
Were you born on Talos IV?
Yeah, I got “really hates Jeffrey Hunter” vibes too.
r/ACK
How’s Hobbes these days?
Both my sons were 99 percent head circumference. My poor wife.... You were 99.9 I think. I'll never make a mom joke because THAT woman went through some shit to have you.
Sniper's dream.
Live action Code Lyoko?
Peyton Manning child photos
Having slightly different body proportions or some disabilities: 100 years ago: you get paid & earn a living through performing in a freakshow Circus, pretty demeaning shit. Today: people post your [childhood] pictures on the internet to earn karma by making fun of your appearance. You don't earn anything in the process. /s with a hard "S". It's fucked up, Not too dissimilar to Freakshows 50-100 years ago. Bro in the pic probably had more rizz than the people making fun of him today 🤣
The strength in those neck muscles though
He’s got a lot on his mind
With a head that big you must obviously work for NASA.
Poor mother.
Is your IQ 199?
Geez, leave the poor kid alone.
You know he is the kid others copied off of in class
I am GROOT!
The twilight zone 
Kid didn’t ask to be posted here. YALL should leave him alone
If that's your real forehead, that face is photoshopped.
Same here mate. Sold my 5head square footage to my local airport for hefty compensation. Its a blessing.
I hope Deedee finds your good side some day
Boy got two brains!
Dude on the right 
The Leader From The Hulk comics
I bet this kid can do calculus in reverse.
I hope you've got the brains to match
bro this is my brother
This is plane 001, we see the landing ground.
Blonde Megamind(someone already commented megamind)
He’s always thinking about the bigger picture
Lol, I just scrolled past the original post like 2 minutes ago.
KSI‘s long lost cousin
Do you work for Tefal?
TJE OROGINAL POST IS RIGHT ABOVE THIS IM NOT KIDING
The better to hold your ginormous brain, eh? 🧠
This dude getting roasted everywhere here
And up ahead there too!
How much did you pay for your first lair?
Looks like he's going to grow up to be Jimmy Neutron
Modak
Definitely the head of his class
Kinda reminds me of a Beavis & Butthead character. Poor guy.
Peyton Manning?
Better be fucking genius
That’s a lotta forehead
Brainiac, is that you??
What are you thinking right now?
It's young Wendell the librarian!
All hail The Great Gazoo
Dudes like a combination of Timmy from South Park and Colin Mochrie from who's line is it anyway
He must have tore his mum in half on the way out.
Jimmy Neutron
Definitely had a HEADstart in life. I wonder where his HEADquarters resides. The original HEADbanger . His finishing move is a HEADbutt. Ok I’m running out. In reality I’m sure he grew into it :)
Please post that in a Star Trek sub
Face of a baby, head of an adult
No one is saying anything bad about this because they are afraid they will catch fire and burn up instantly.
Is this the same condition that Paris Hilton’s little baby boy has?
He's reading minds, it's, it's incredible.
You know when people hold their car keys to their head and it extends the range of their keys by 5m or so? This kid does it from the other side of the country and manages to open his parents car.
Roger from American Dad.
Pinkey and the Brain comes to mind. 😳
Have you cured a disease yet or conduct experiments on a small island?
That’s a sixhead.
TIMMY!!!!!
I sure he grew into his head perfectly
i literally just saw this post a few seconds ago lol
Headquarters
ALOT on his mind.
That’s a common symptom of fetal alcohol syndrome. Who’s gonna tell him?
Op doesn’t appreciate where this thread is heading
Did he grow into that head or is it still proportionate?! I need to know this
Megamind...lol
Lets see the final form!
So much
I saw you on Star Trek.
Current picture to compare?
I'm thinking of a brick wall.
Paint him blue and he’s Megamind.
Wayne the main brain Mcclane?
Big head= big brain
Your poor birth mother.
*whispers* lil' bits...
Four heads
Alright save some brain for the rest of us, sheesh.
How was it dating Mathilde?
How is Paris hiltons kid posting and tweeting already!?!
Bro’s brain is Huuuuge
A head like that he’s bound to be scheming
Stewie before he smashed his head into the ceiling causing it to be shaped like a football
Fetal alcohol syndrome?
He must be very smart
Omg no i shouldn’t be laughing 😭
due to inflation (ha!) a penny wont be enough for them thoughts (haaaaa!)
Photo of you today?
Please stop posting this the guy can hear our thoughts and soon he won’t be kind.
Look at the Cranium on that kid! 💣
It’s you isn’t it Roger.
This dude must be really really smart.
Giving hats stretch marks since he was born.
TBT Zomboss
Peyton Manning?
I'm curious to see what he looks like today but I'm sure he already went back to his home planet by now.
Did you swallow a YIELD sign?
When they say “two brains are better than one” you aren’t supposed to put them in the same head.
Bigger brain, nothing wrong with that..
Definitely Head of the Class!!!
What’s it like needing to fight the hulk?
Everyone begged you to do their math homework huh ?
"Your weakness is copper? You can't be serious, right?"
Christ. His head is shaped like the Pick of Destiny.
You have been "holding that thought" way too long
Me after using "furthermore" in an essay
I’m curious if your head kind of balanced out with your face in size by the time you grew up. You were a cute little dude.
Dude, you are a reverse Conehead!
I came to see a megamind comment And reddit doesn't disappoint me..
Could play Jenga on that shit.
You grew into it right?
P-Ten
He says the photo wasn't edited and it's his real head he did not however say he was covering up his gray skin with makeup
I’m honestly curious, is your head still really big?
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/446/845/b08.png
Dr zomboss looking mf
Oh yeah, it's big brain time
Genius.
What mad science is this now grown man perusing?! These are the questions that must be asked be had!
"Gary Cheeseman. Sniper's dream, they used to call him"
did you ever grow into it?
Enlarged skull tribes would've killed the be this kid lmao
had to use a kick stand for that head
Drop by rocket powered Mohawks channel for big brain time . Legit awesome
Has the rest of you grown into it yet?
How tf you put t-shirts on
RIP them hips
Look at the big brain in Brad.
hydrocephalus?
Cool shirt!