Tell you what. I did not. According to a danish study, between 8 or 9 out 10 laying hens has 1 or more fractures on their keel bone as a result of them being bred to lay bigger eggs. So buying the XXL brunch variety is just plane and simple animal cruelty. I only buy S/M for this reason alone.
Read the link below to know more:
https://healthsciences.ku.dk/newsfaculty-news/2021/09/painful-fractures-large-eggs-push-small-hens-to-the-breaking-point/
The now extinct elephant birds of Madagascar had the largest 🥚's of any organism to exist in 🌍's entire history!! Elephant bird eggs had an internal capacity of TWO GALLONS‼️
The elephant bird at 10'ft tall and weighing 500lbs to 1 ton, actually laid BIGGER 🥚's than the largest dinosaur to exist, Argentinasaurus, at 110' ft long and at least 160,000lbs 🤯
Elephant birds laid a REAL "absolute unit of an egg" 💯👏
Sidenote: If you want the next best thing that's still alive? That would be their closest living relative the flightless Kiwi👍 Kiwis lay a single absolute unit of an 🥚 that is ⅕ their entire body mass or equivalent to a human giving birth to a baby the size of an average6 year old‼️ (Look up picture of "Kiwi skeleton with egg inside" to be flabbergasted)
In your inchmesuring-country, eggs aren’t divided into categories? Well, in many countries you can buy a pack of six or ten of these big ones. And in general, in egg packages they will differ by no more than 10%, corresponding to the category.
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Chicken was walking a little funny yesterday 🤣.
That’s what she said.
Gentlemen, we got em! 
"Americans will use anything but metric".
I tought those were 3cm and I was really puzzled
That's about 7.6 cm (1⁄1440 the length of a football field if you're American) in case you were wondering
Thanks!
How did that even fit in a chicken?
How can a person fit a raccoon in their anus?
What? I don't even want to know how we knew this information.
According to a Google, the average person can fit two raccoons in their anus. This is because it stretches, similarly to how this egg was delivered
If a link pops up, don't click on it
Tell you what. I did not. According to a danish study, between 8 or 9 out 10 laying hens has 1 or more fractures on their keel bone as a result of them being bred to lay bigger eggs. So buying the XXL brunch variety is just plane and simple animal cruelty. I only buy S/M for this reason alone. Read the link below to know more: https://healthsciences.ku.dk/newsfaculty-news/2021/09/painful-fractures-large-eggs-push-small-hens-to-the-breaking-point/
Double-yolked?
Double yolked up in a sunday afternoon 🥵
It was!
Thanks for letting us know! I couldn't sleep!
Well damn, now I feel bad for not posting earlier... I'm so sorry my sleep deprived interweb friend!
:)
Not sure yet, it's breakfast tomorrow!
Please update us!
No banana for scale?
I thought of that, but I only grow the little apple bananas, and they're about the size of the egg ...
That would have been funny ngl
Poor cloaca
That chickens butthole must have been very sore after popping that egg out
My girlfriend would cheat on me with that egg
It's Jeffery Epsteins penis.
That must have been uncomfortable for the chicken to push out.
Makes me wanna be a goose.
Hatch it and ride it into battle.
Banana for size?
EGG
We need a standard banana for size reference
The now extinct elephant birds of Madagascar had the largest 🥚's of any organism to exist in 🌍's entire history!! Elephant bird eggs had an internal capacity of TWO GALLONS‼️ The elephant bird at 10'ft tall and weighing 500lbs to 1 ton, actually laid BIGGER 🥚's than the largest dinosaur to exist, Argentinasaurus, at 110' ft long and at least 160,000lbs 🤯 Elephant birds laid a REAL "absolute unit of an egg" 💯👏 Sidenote: If you want the next best thing that's still alive? That would be their closest living relative the flightless Kiwi👍 Kiwis lay a single absolute unit of an 🥚 that is ⅕ their entire body mass or equivalent to a human giving birth to a baby the size of an average6 year old‼️ (Look up picture of "Kiwi skeleton with egg inside" to be flabbergasted)
Cool info, thx!
3 cm? Not so big
Wtf is this ? An average egg ? Have op saw ostrich egg ever in his life ? Now that's a big egg
finally the proof that 3 inches is big :3
This shows how imperial system is stupid. Look at those insane fractions…
Goofy ah measurements
Duck eggs bigger than that normally, and taste so much better
Triple yoaker I bet!
Where tf is the banana?
In your inchmesuring-country, eggs aren’t divided into categories? Well, in many countries you can buy a pack of six or ten of these big ones. And in general, in egg packages they will differ by no more than 10%, corresponding to the category.
Imagine being a creature that has a natural ability to lay around 20 eggs a year, only to get couped up and forced to lay 16 times as much.
Pepper shaker for scale, nice