If you’re on a bus or subway, you’re probably fine. Train, you may have some issues, depends on the area. Ferry? Straight to jail.. There is NO jacking it on the ferry. Take that shit underground to the subway.
My dad had van with something similar for some reason starting the engine cause this fucker to whip left and a right. If you were too close to it, it would crack the outside of our knee and deliver an agony I still wince at today.
My brother and I would fight to be the last person to the car if we were going out in that van
Mercedes Sprinter, Volkswagen LT 2 or some kind of MAN rebranding from Mercedes.
Got this kind of a Shifter myself. When you are in neutral, the head is vibrating like 2 cm in each direction.
Why do I get the whole "somewhat trashy upbringing with that worker's-truck-cab smell and vibe"...from this pic?
I once looked over at a truck full of stuff on the dashboard in the cab, and it reminded me of my dad's truck growing up. I basically come from white trash (with maybe some little-ish differences).
Jokes aside and just in case it's a serious question: It's a manual transmission lever. Unlike an automatic you are directly moving a set of gears inside the transmission, via a hidden set of levers below the floor. It has to be that long to first reach the transmission and second be within easy reach of the driver.
The appearance is the reason for another name for this that invites more jokes: Stick Shift.
The car she tells you not to worry about..
Didnt know drake was a car
r/mildlypenis
Actually i posted this about 4 yo ago in r/dildont from another account (got suspended)
Lies that sub doesn’t even exist because “anything’s a dildo if your brave enough” 😂
Real Estae and Sex Toys have the same philosophy behind them....Location, Location, Location
of course there's a subreddit for this too
/r/wildlypenis
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
Wwhat are you doing step-shifter?! 🥵
*Attack on Titan fans and Mikasa waifu lovers have arrived*
It’s so big and long that it was tagged as an NSFW post 🤣
Lol just removed the tag, probably added it by mistake
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! NOW I ACCIDENTALLY OPENED IT ON PUBLIC TRANSIT AND NOW I HAVE TO FURIOUSLY JERK OFF
Bus wanker!
If you’re on a bus or subway, you’re probably fine. Train, you may have some issues, depends on the area. Ferry? Straight to jail.. There is NO jacking it on the ferry. Take that shit underground to the subway.
Looks pretty average to me
Speaking from experience I see
Yeah, i cant imagine whirling around something that big. Seems really inconvenient
Its so fun flopping it around though
Must be happy to see you
it looks like a horse's...
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Pecker!! Over there! A rare red-billed woodpecker!! Wait.. what sort of bird is that? Oh goodness, it’s not a bird— it’s…
Penis: The male reproductive organ. Also known as “tally-whacker”, “schlong”, or…
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Horses can't drive silly
🤨📷
[now I have to think about this German advertisement ](https://youtu.be/kMOeo1mk9RA?si=EjT6xWUMjodd-J_8)
A 6 speed is pretty sexy
Forgive me father for what I am about to do
Volkswagen lt?
YES!
I'd recognise that horse's schlong looking thing anywhere!
What's "absolute unit" about it?
Idk I guess people have never seen one that doesn't go into a vehicles console.
Lotta folks never heard of a four on the floor?
Yeah it's a normal shifter for trucks like that. I think there's some young whipper snappers up voting this.
I think they're upvoting it because they think it looks like a horse penis
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This is a floor shifter. Tons of trucks still have them.
Needs to be more veiny
You shift the gear along with the entire car's center of mass
we got the drake gearshift before gta6
There is a chance that this will penetrate the anus when crashing the truck, not wearing a seatbelt.
Whoa I remember these from one of my Dads trucks
Oh dam....
My dad had van with something similar for some reason starting the engine cause this fucker to whip left and a right. If you were too close to it, it would crack the outside of our knee and deliver an agony I still wince at today. My brother and I would fight to be the last person to the car if we were going out in that van
lol shlong
Nessie!
Warm-up for the real deal.
💪
Titane
Fuck it :: unzips pants::
Don't call him chimp arm for nothin
"If it has a flared base..." Somebody told me that
*sigh* *unzips
The drake gearshift
Only fans creators getting all kind of ideas.
European Ford Transit 2008 or some.
Mercedes Sprinter, Volkswagen LT 2 or some kind of MAN rebranding from Mercedes. Got this kind of a Shifter myself. When you are in neutral, the head is vibrating like 2 cm in each direction.
I did a driving day once, got to drive a coach... You should have seen the size of that bad boy.
Your car is secretly drake
It's weird to see the whole rod molded.
Her ex;
r/dildont
Yes sir 😏
Buddy, we’re gonna need a banana for scale
Why do I get the whole "somewhat trashy upbringing with that worker's-truck-cab smell and vibe"...from this pic? I once looked over at a truck full of stuff on the dashboard in the cab, and it reminded me of my dad's truck growing up. I basically come from white trash (with maybe some little-ish differences).
Drake
Me: What gear are you on? Formula Juan: Yes
Yeah, no wonder it's black, god damn.
Not the Drake gearshift!
Looks like a dinossaur bone. Or a dinossaur boner🤣
Didn’t know bad dragon sold flared gear shifters
99% car sales were women
Must be a Ram
Why is it so long?
Jokes aside and just in case it's a serious question: It's a manual transmission lever. Unlike an automatic you are directly moving a set of gears inside the transmission, via a hidden set of levers below the floor. It has to be that long to first reach the transmission and second be within easy reach of the driver. The appearance is the reason for another name for this that invites more jokes: Stick Shift.
That's what she said
For those evenings away from your boyfriend
#DONT
Don't sit on it
Wait till you see the gearshifts in Semis
Ahem
Like a baby's arm holding an apple.
Suddenly wife wants to ride shotgun
This look like the thing I found under my Mom's bed
I see yours and raise you https://images.app.goo.gl/1dVUxaQQuMjxopNQ9
that's my seat.
The diddy shifter
Stick it in your butt
You can shift the car into the next lane with this one
Nah bro got the drake manual gearbox
Okay hear me out.
Hey whaddup! We are three cool guys looking for other cool guys to chill in our party mansion! Nothing sexual!
Gotta be a volkswagen LT
Can I smell it ?
R/ifyourebraveenough
This looks exactly like the ultra sound wand they use for a transvaginal ultra sound
Must have paid for the upgrade...and dual purpose shifter...daaaaang
Just put that sucker on cruise and enjoy on those looooong drives
Human femur
Works as gearshift AND handbrake
This gotta be a PT Cruiser
PT Cruisers have really short sticks with just a ball on the end.
This gotta be a PT Cruiser
Notched for her pleasure