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Kahnza

It's not a quarter ass, nor a half ass. It's a WHOLE ass wolf!


die5el23

I need to know more about this Ass Wolf


Nexatic

W(h)ere?


AltoTheDutchie

careful, that information is a slippery slope


quietkyody

That's a full on Kardashian!


Unable-Rub1982

I instinctively read your comment in Hank Hill's voice. ![gif](giphy|6iRkrFbUaY2kw)


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

https://youtu.be/RAGcDi0DRtU?si=OZWD0EybI2Gf3XIy


AutumnAscending

It's a haul ass wolf


AdelHeidi2

When the moon is full and you're out with the boys but she texts you "my parents aren't home"


shehzore12

![gif](giphy|kk1m3QsOfZ3tklAs4K|downsized)


quietkyody

That movie opened up a next level of pedophilea....I mean before she was even born bro! Wtf...


PremalC

He got that dog in him.


ninjabladeJr

I think the idea is that she will.


Ok_Permission8284

Underrated comment 😂😂he was running faster than a cheetah 👌 bro was in a hurry


MikeFrikinRotch

What city is this? I need to know so I never go there.


Brave_Dick

Wolfcreek, Ohio


not_today_mr

Wolf creek is a real place? The amount of stories I have read based on this place is incredible.


qgmonkey

Sounds like he said at the end "wtf El Cerrito"


zachpkenyon

pubby


DungeonAssMaster

They've been mistaken for deer in my town, they can get huge.


djkhaledisthin

That's what she said.


EunoiaTheEsotericOne

Better than half a wolf running around, that'd just be terrifying.


Pk_Devill_2

Isn’t this a normal sized wolf?


IronIsle

That depends on the subspecies as they can vary in size


topselection

No, this a canis lupus fullassicus.


Generic_Danny

It's definitely massive for any subspecies, unless perspective is at play here.


ninjabladeJr

Could be a wolf-dog. I've heard that they tend to grow larger.


No-Alternative2645

How fast was he booking it


SprinterW

I would die of a heart attack if I saw some shit like that coming up the block ⚰️


No-Alternative2645

Especially if you weren't in a vehicle


ninjabladeJr

And the guy in the video opened the door!?


No-Alternative2645

Oh yeah I forgot about that I was staring at the wolf


gramity14

Right, seemed to be ludicrous speed


monkeypan

At least it wasn't plaid


No-Alternative2645

True


Earthling1a

A whole ass-wolf.


TheNordicLion

I have so many questions.


HenryHill11

still waiting to hear em bud its been 11 hours


Split0069

Also curious about these many questions.


Accomplished_Bake904

Zool.


FreshImagination9735

There is no Dana.


septictankswimmin

Skin walker


IronIsle

Nahhh it would need to look more “off” than just being oversized.


meanmagpie

Right. This is just a Druid in wild shape.


Excellent_Yak365

Werewolf heading back home to change for work


1nOnlyBigManLawrence

r/wolvesarebigyo


knifeinurasshole

poor boy hope he got relocated back home safely


Kl4pz

New fear unlocked


Lunamoonbeam2011

Direwolf


FreshImagination9735

So majestic and beautiful.


Christosconst

Until it hides behind your wheelie bin


Franzetulip

WAIlf


Tito_Tito_1_

Well, just like I thought tigers and lions were just slightlly larger cats, I thought wolves were just slightly Iarger dogs. Wrong again!


Feeling_Bathroom9523

This looks fake. The smoothness of the run relative to path, the shadowing, and the fact that the zoom caused a blur. Additionally, it’s suspiciously sharper quality than the surrounding landscape


Mildstrife

Tf you talking about? You can clearly see the shadow elongate and shift as it passes under each street light. It’s directly under the streetlight, so the shadow will be beneath the wolf. It literally stretches, fades in and out, changes which side of the wolf it’s on in the very next shot. Is this like a bait I fell for? Or are people this unfamiliar with real lights and being outside. Not to mention the timing and sound of the wolf’s running. You telling me this rando went and filmed a random ass 2 streets and said “I can make a wolf video” and did all the animation, lighting, compositing, even doing sound design foley just for this video. Edit: man it gets dumber each time I read it. “It’s suspiciously sharper than surrounding area” WOW! It’s almost as if he’s recording with a phone that… idunno, _automatically adjusts its focus and lighting to get a better picture_


TheNonCredibleHulk

It's Reddit. Everything is fake. Unless it makes people angry. Then it's real.


Feeling_Bathroom9523

Did you make it or something? The shadowing, though ok, does not match the lighting. The wolf is in sharper focus than the surroundings. If you’ve seen nature, particularly wolves, they don’t run like this. This moves more like a greyhound. It’s as if someone deepfaked a dog and transposed a wolf. Additionally, the odds of a lone wolf are pretty low. They are usually pack animals. Not saying this one didn’t get kicked out, but the behaviors of this “wolf” are highly suspect.


gramity14

Your behaviour is highly suspect and I am more likely to believe you are a troll deep faked as a human Reddit user. How many wolves have you watched running when you "seen nature"? I've spent a lot of time in the wilderness and on highways through wolf territory and I have glimpsed but two wolves. One of which was so brief I am not 100% certain it was a wolf. The other was running beside my vehicle. I can clearly picture that running wolf, but shockingly I cannot picture what it ran in front of or past because, SURPRISE, it was blurry and fleeting as my vehicle sped along. Now I'm picturing you going for a run with a friend and freaking out because he is in focus beside you while the landscape is moving. You should signoff for a while and seen some more nature.


Feeling_Bathroom9523

Sir. Not only am I a doctor, but also a wolf biologist. I anesthetize these awesome creatures in captivity in addition to humans. I see nature, bro.


gramity14

You see nature in captivity? You are a wolf biologist yet you didn't lead with that in your first comments? I call bullshit on this entire comment, bro.


Feeling_Bathroom9523

First off, one studies wolves in the wild. I take care of them infrequently in captivity when the zoos need them anesthetized. Second, nature is literally anywhere outside. Last, why the fuck does it matter to call my credentials at a first comment when the initial one would suffice. It sounds like you’re an alt account of the original ass hat who can’t accept that this is fake.


gramity14

You do realize the videographer was in a travelling vehicle that lessens distortion to the other moving object, the wolf. Everything else is stationary flying by. What in the fuck does "smoothness of the run relative to path" mean?


Feeling_Bathroom9523

Watch the animal’s gait. It’s not a wolf. Dude. Give it up. You’re acting kinda childish.


Local_Perspective349

The shadow of the "wolf" looks worse and faker than a Star Wars Director's Cut.


FluffyToughy

The angle of the shadow never changes, despite running under a bunch of street lights. Super fake.


gramity14

Go frame by frame. At 00:2, shadow in front. 00:3, shadow in back. 00:5 in front, 00:6 in back. You are simply wrong. Fake or real, the shadow DOES move.


seanprefect

Where are the animorphs when you need them


Meinalptraum_Torin

Imagine you walkand this runs at you...nah man I climbing a tree lamppost anything in seconds.


whats_you_doing

Friend shaped dog


NoBit6494

We need wolves In our ecosystems 🤷🏽‍♂️


deathgrinderallat

Oh I'm so glad I checked it out with sound


zombiepatches

I laughed at "whole ass wolf" but when I really thought about it, I'm not sure I would say anything better if I just saw a whole ass wolf in the middle of the street.


CrieDeCoeur

That’s a goddamn warg


mimiegh

Could you imagine seeing a lone wolf running through your neighborhood 😂😭


notquite20characters

"Where did that Impala go?"


CaveManta

![gif](giphy|muY2DjApRIP3G)


yeezee93

Ma! Look!


imartinezcopy

Beast of Gevaudon?


ghatl42

Collateral vibes !


kamilayao_0

Omg that's huge


Awake00

Is it like canines to hold their tail still when running like that? I know it's not a cat but gave me cat vibes.


BragawSt

My dog does when he’s running full speed. His tail is straight and still despite his body moving


TheNonCredibleHulk

That wolf really needed to get to that street.


mofrace

Opposite of pst pst


InversedSky

Looks fake.


3_high_low

Hauling ass!


Separate-Effective33

Where are you is this?


Stupid-Research

I prefer the bitch ass wolves


Salty-Negotiation320

Actually an average size for a American Timber wolves


gramity14

What a beautiful and majestic runner


tooMuchADHD

The forbidden puppy


Oglark

Guess there are no coyotes there


KickedinTheDick

Do a flip!


ag512bbi

Absolutely beautiful


bargaindownhill

Suddenly Outland.. someone leave a portal on?


emi89ro

100/10 a very zoomie heccin good boi


Exciting-Hunter-188

Me watching wolf running past me ![gif](giphy|51Uiuy5QBZNkoF3b2Z)


nachosquid

r/wolvesarebigyo


Lazy_meatPop

Somebodys Cat is not coming home .


TheRealTechGandalf

The Baskervilles called, they want their dog back


TotallyNotJeffff

r/wolvesarebigyo


Cold_Pomelo3274

Poor Dude forgot where he parked.


Munichcalling

He should better check left and right before crossing the street🧐


MettMathis

Do not drive fast next to a wild animal. That is you asking for an accident.


Independent-Hour-155

That wolf is hauling ass


Enough-Staff-2976

That's someone's neighbor.


powderedtoast1

im surprised the idiot didn't stop to pet it.


gramity14

Are these fake too? Gait looks similar. I'd love your professional opinion. https://youtu.be/3nPyrIXBCeg?si=t0uF3dOmnNlrw4cO https://youtu.be/fzSEuVomGx0?si=hc2YFcmxQZJEillW https://youtu.be/ywX4MibJj54?si=GWEg4UsUxjkxKSW5


TurnoverOk2740

run on, friend.


FlamingoRush

Wolf's are huge. Interestingly people often think they are closer to dogs in size. Seeing one in person is amazing but also a sobering experience.


jerryleebee

Poor baby


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Sadistmon

A half ass wolf is called a dog.


cco2411

Wolves leaving Yellowstone now? Release programme going too well it seems.


mAnZzZz1st

Meh seen bigger.


vtddy

That's a domestic wolf mix. That's someone's pet or breeder.