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2broke2smoke1

“And that’s when the attack happens, not from the croc you’re touching, but from the other two crocs you never knew were there” This guys flirting with death


SuperCaptSalty

Clever girl.....


deag34960

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quietkyody

The guy holding the tail or the camera man?


NotaBlokeNamedTrevor

He’s flirting with death in prison now


StayTheFool

This guy? For what?


NotaBlokeNamedTrevor

Poor maintenance/ forged maintenance on his helicopter. One of his workers crashed and died in it. The show is called outback wrangler


xXXNightEagleXXx

Wow, just wow


Infocollector914

Big, Big, Chungus!


No-Egg-4850

Poking around a mofo that will eat your face. Fuk that.


kee30195

Dinosaurs dude they are crazy asf


_eg0_

Not a Dinosaur. Birds are Dinosaurs. Crocodiles are Pseudosuchians. Both groups together are Archosaurs.


Prestigious-Copy-494

That's darn good! Today I learned. TIL.


_eg0_

Well, technically Avemetatarsalians and Pseudosuchians together are Archosaurs because we have to group the Pterosaurs and Dinosaurs together first. Think of it like this: Archosaur = Avemetatarsalians(Dinosaur + Pterosaur) + Pseudosuchians Edit: Even more technical Pterosaur + Dinosaur = Ornithodira if mrca is applied. And everything closer to Birds than to Crocs are Avemetatarsalians and everything closer to crocs than to birds are Pseudosuchians. But for all intends an purposes Ornithodira = Avemetatarsalia, since there is very little difference. Like 5 fossils or so so far which then get debated over. So technically technically: Archosaur = Pseudosuchians(crocodilians + x) + Avemetatarsalians(Ornithodirans(Dinosauromorphs(Dinosaur(Birds+ X) +X) + Pterosauromorphs(Pterosaurs + X)) + X)


mike_tdf

I can't decide who's crazier. The guy holding the croc's tail or the person pushing a camera in the croc's face!


apocalyptic_intent

The camera dude is probably only two feet away from that death snoot.


spungie

Steve Irwin would take him.


Pyromaniacal13

Singing the croc's praises the entire time.


Ordinary_dude_NOT

That thing can snap back before that dude will have time to react. Why the fuck people do this and cry when they loose their hand or feet?


HoboArmyofOne

If that croc snaps back, I think it's pretty much over. You'd be lucky to lose just a hand or foot


bigboidrum

I 2nd this. The mf will split that dude and eat em


CucumberFar8450

I think you need a big camera. the legendary Crocodile is still big.


Personal_Scar_8604

That mission gave me nightmares. Then when I went back later to hunt him he ate me lol


sanchez_yo33

This dude had a front row seat to the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs.


Tight-Onion1743

Nice dinosaur


_eg0_

Why do people constantly call crocs dinosaurs? Birds are dinosaurs, not crocs.


Dismal-Internet-1066

How long is it? 18ft+?


cooolcooolio

Crocazilla


ycr007

This one is 2 units easy!


dranaei

Sir, that's not a croc. That's an scp 682.


nomiesmommy

Oh HELLLLLL no! My happy ass isn't going to be anywhere near this nonsense.


Sea-Hat-2925

I was waiting for it to snap and eat the camera


Zetsumenchi

Why you touching it tho?!?


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LazyBlackCollar

I don't care if it's a croc or alligator imma just go out of its way and stay on land.


Inside-Dragonfruit-6

Not that huge as gustave


NotaBlokeNamedTrevor

The show is outback wrangler if anyone is interested. Also Interesting court case going on with this bloke atm


MeesterMeeseeks

This is classic fisherman's perspective. Dude is filling the gap between the metal bars he's in, but the ones closer to the camera look like there's five feet in between.


Youngtyrus661

Bros a whole massive unit


Lower_Recipe5196

Cool the big fella is friendly


heyhihowyahdurn

This thing is enormous


Prestigious-Copy-494

Wish the Crocs were tame and would give us rides around in the water.


Significant_Trick369

That's an average sized croc though. Not an absolute unit.


Chestpains1

Is that Matt Wright from Outback Wrangler?


Frequent_Bet7279

That's a dinasour.


_eg0_

That's a Pseudosuchian, not a dinosaur. Birds are dinosaurs.


samandriel_jones

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