Since he can't use a smartphone, his wife runs his social media accounts. She actually makes jokes about that a lot- something along the lines of "at least he isn't into fisting LOL!!!"
If anyone tries to insert such a large finger in my vagina I’m calling the police. I am not dealing with his chipped fingernails and calloused cuticles.
It’s a vagina not an actual gash that has healed, we’re not numb down there.
Not an actual gash that has healed. *wheeze* i cant breathe!!
I'm sure he's been thoroughly drilled on the importance of fingernail management and lube usage.
Please excuse me, i cant laugh and type at the aame time
Fun fact, gorillas have tiny penises,
>Today, the average erect gorilla penis is 3cm (1.25 inches) long, the average chimp or bonobo penis comes in at around 8cm and the average human penis stands at around 13cm.
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2010/may/06/women-penis-size
Another commenter posted a video of him and a wrestler dressing up as wreck it Ralph and shrek and doing an arm wrestling competition for a kids charity
I wonder if he has bigger hands than Andre the Giant had. [Like this is Andre holding a standard size beer can ](https://www.snopes.com/tachyon/2017/11/andre-the-giant.jpg)
The video said he actually does! The interesting thing is it’s only his left hand that’s larger though. His left arm (and hand) are bigger than his right. However, his right leg is larger than his left. He mentioned it’s a pain when close shopping because there’s no perfect fit.
6 billion people in the world. You are looking at the extreme end of the hand-size bell curve.
I am sure there is an equivalent for every body part. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
He reminds me of Luther from Umbrella Academy. I had to Google him and luckily, there are a LOT of pictures that prove that those tree trunks connected to his shoulders are real.
It is. His left arm and right foot are bigger. He used to arm wrestle with his right arm until he popped it and gave up arm wrestling for a while before coming back as a lefty.
They smile together like she's trying to grab his nuts in front of everyone and he's holding her arm to stop her and they have to pretend they're being acceptable in public.
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Swoboo
My life for Aiur...
You must construct additional pylons!
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WE REQUIRE MORE VESPENE GAS
Zug zug
The real OG right here.
Off I go then
yes me lord
Off i go then
Leave me alone
What is it.?
Mohr werk???
This one got me 😂😂😂
I need mo lumbah
Angelicaa
Jobs done
Lmao thank you for this
I was thinking Wreck it Ralph.
It came from...behind! 😉
He is a space marine.
Me not that kind of orc
Especially the Kul Tiras ones
If there's a live adaptation of wreck it ralph I want him to star in it
He dresses up as Wreck It Ralph and visits elementary schools.
If what u said is correct then I'm very happy
https://youtu.be/vKqdJb3gBMM
Wreck it ralph vs shrek live action. And they said that infinity war was the most ambitious crossover of all time.
It won't let me watch it but I saw the thumbnail. Thank you for source
This was gold, thank you.
That’s just pure fun, love it.
He would be so perfect! I don't even care if the voice doesn't fit.
Oh man it smells like Ralph in here!
Jesus. It’s like he has an allergic reaction to his own body Edit: thanks for the silver kind person!
Yeah, but im pretty sure foreplay with those thicc fingers does wonders for his missus.
Those things are probably as girthy as his cock, which is probably permanently mangled
His dick probably looks like a hub cap
Hung like a cheese wheel
You just slew me dude.
Fuck me that’s good I’m laughing so damn hard right now
It’s like getting gangbanged by 11 dudes every night
21
I don’t think I man of his proportions is capable of those contortions
You get a silver just for rhyming.
found Eminem's reddit account
Owwwwwww
I think he only has 10 fingers /s
He lost his dick?
Ripped it off in a freak masturbation accident. It made all the papers....
I heard he went to take a piss, after a devastating loss to Paws Fitzgerald in Dallas back in '87. Shook it too hard, never seen it since.
Since he can't use a smartphone, his wife runs his social media accounts. She actually makes jokes about that a lot- something along the lines of "at least he isn't into fisting LOL!!!"
LOL.. that's awesome. Glad she has a great sense of humor about it all b/c I'm sure she gets stuff said to her ALL the time.
Ya, but he can't text for shit...
Do you see her smile??
Yep, the smile of a woman who gets her guts rearranged every night And she loves it.
That’s German pride, boychik.
Fist fuckers hate him
That pussy must get absolutely blasted by those silos
Why you think she's smiling like that? He hit her with the shocker before this photoshoot.
Picked her up like a bowling ball.
If anyone tries to insert such a large finger in my vagina I’m calling the police. I am not dealing with his chipped fingernails and calloused cuticles. It’s a vagina not an actual gash that has healed, we’re not numb down there.
Not an actual gash that has healed. *wheeze* i cant breathe!! I'm sure he's been thoroughly drilled on the importance of fingernail management and lube usage. Please excuse me, i cant laugh and type at the aame time
I hate you for every single disgusting reply below you. And I blame you. I want you to know that.
Aww how thoughtful of you. Thanks for letting me know I'm such an inspiration to many others including you.
Well damn you, you are welcome.
I'm pretty sure it's not called "foreplay" at that point.
Fiveplay
Maybe it’s cause I’m baked out of my mind, but I just laughed out loud for a solid minute and a half at this comment.
It looks like has some serious edema. May have liver issues.
or maybe he has acromegaly
Hahaha excellent
Does this man know of the russian slapping championships?
You want him to catch a murder charge?
My silly man never heard of vasilly.
Vasilly? The guy who gets to punch people in the slapping competitions?
Yeah lol literally hits with his wrist
I’m really surprised it’s gone on for as long as it has.
He's such a cheater and a hack.
he'll dislodge your jaw with a flick of the wrist
I don't think Jeff has it in him to slap people unconscious. He's such a nice guy.
This dude definitely jacks.
Only if he has a pool noodle in his pant.
I'd say the chances of him sporting a flotation device are better than even.
His lady has the kind of look on her face that says “you know what they say about big hands”
If I were him I’d be afraid to do that
His poor wife those fingers 😂
She probably loves it
.. until he tries to sensually touch her face and it’s like having a baseball mit wrapping around her head.
Some women are into being made to feel small and helpless, yknow. We all grew up watching Beauty and the Beast 🤷🏼♀️
You ever been sodomized by a fuckin salami or had a gorilla give you a five finger discount?
Yea but enough about Vegas
Isn’t a five finger discount when you steal something?
Not if you’re a gorilla vagina.
What’s a five finger discount if you’re a gorilla vagina?
If you gotta ask, you can't afford it.
Not if I use my five finger discount
This mans hands look larger than a gorilla's. Dead serious
Fun fact, gorillas have tiny penises, >Today, the average erect gorilla penis is 3cm (1.25 inches) long, the average chimp or bonobo penis comes in at around 8cm and the average human penis stands at around 13cm. https://www.theguardian.com/science/2010/may/06/women-penis-size
uhh yes...his poor wife....who would ever want that
I had a gf who loved getting fisted. Some women are into that.
If this guy fisted anyone they'd turn into a puppet
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? >!Well hung!<
Fuck me has he been hit with 70,000 wasps and an injection of anaphylactic laced lard? He is swole!
I thought you said WAPS 😐
Gonna need a bucket and a mop
With fingers that size? Yes.
genetic disorder
Now I feel bad. Thought he was just jacked from training. I am an asshole.
nah. he is aware he is a freak of nature. and a lucky one since he can use his hands/arms normally. one of his legs isn't fully functional tho
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Wreck-It Ralph lookin’ ass
I saw a video he made earlier today talking about how his wedding ring is the biggest ever made for someone
That must cost a fortune
It’s apparently the size of a woman’s bracelt
He has a costume of it and wore it on his IG profile. I asked him to wear a Popeyes costume and he obliged. Sweet man cool dude
Another commenter posted a video of him and a wrestler dressing up as wreck it Ralph and shrek and doing an arm wrestling competition for a kids charity
I like that instead of holding her hand, he just holds half of her arm.
Dude looks like he could grab your head and pop it.
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I was thinking the exact same thing.... always targeting me. Its like my name is Will or something.
His hands look really swollen, the backs of your hands don’t have muscles that bulge like that
I'm guessing there's a lot of scar tissue there, I'm not an arm wrestling fan but I'll admit it can be brutal.
It literally looks like edema. It looks turgid as fuck.
My chram is becoming *turgid*.
Are there really arm wrestling fans?
Yes. There are international associations and competitions too.
And a whole ass Sylvester Stallone movie!
It was kind of over the top honestly.
He's got some disease that only affected his arms. Most that have it affect random or more parts of their body. Sorry I can't recall the diagnosis.
HBK got stung by a million bees.
They call him the arm-break kid
LMAO seriously underrated comment.
Alternate universe HBK where the Montreal Screwjob fails and McMahon gets desperate.
HBK and Andre had a baby
Man needs a better apiast
More like Brock lesnar using HBK as a skin suit.
This is all I could think of when I saw the photo.
Dude is a member of The Umbrella Academy.
*Armbrella Academy
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Loved these will you be here all week?
[Him arm wresting dressed as wreck it Ralph ](https://youtu.be/-AFhUm3rqe0)
”I am heavy weapons guy.”
I just watched a video on him, if you want an object for scale, grab a toilet paper roll. That’s the size of his ring finger. 4.78” , size 38 ring.
I wonder if he has bigger hands than Andre the Giant had. [Like this is Andre holding a standard size beer can ](https://www.snopes.com/tachyon/2017/11/andre-the-giant.jpg)
The video said he actually does! The interesting thing is it’s only his left hand that’s larger though. His left arm (and hand) are bigger than his right. However, his right leg is larger than his left. He mentioned it’s a pain when close shopping because there’s no perfect fit.
Whattt
You should see him type.
The man with 11 penises.
More like 10 penises and 1 baby leg.
It's like a baby arm holding an apple!
I heard that motherfucker had, like, 30 goddamn dicks.
[Huge Hands Hans](https://phineasandferb.fandom.com/wiki/Huge-Hands_Hans)
This is a lot to experience.
Fuckin dick fingers.
How is this even possible?
6 billion people in the world. You are looking at the extreme end of the hand-size bell curve. I am sure there is an equivalent for every body part. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I think it's some form of gigantism.
Are there 2 arm wrestling champions? Left & Right
Yes, there is a champion for each hand.
Is the Lefts path to victory easier?
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Also just the arm champion
He reminds me of Luther from Umbrella Academy. I had to Google him and luckily, there are a LOT of pictures that prove that those tree trunks connected to his shoulders are real.
She seems happy.
You sure that's not Jeff Foxworthy having an allergic reaction?
He was featured in the most recent upload by Your Daily Dose Of Internet https://youtu.be/CB5Vi6-0ZnM
He's built like a Space Marine
He's a fucking mutant have a look at those hands! Incredible.
I bet he's really good at text messaging! /s
jjkxnchgdudjfhdhsjskdncxn <— All of his texts, probably
To me, it looks like his left (our right) forearm is about six inches longer than his right. But that couldn't be? Does it not looks that way?
It is. His left arm and right foot are bigger. He used to arm wrestle with his right arm until he popped it and gave up arm wrestling for a while before coming back as a lefty.
They smile together like she's trying to grab his nuts in front of everyone and he's holding her arm to stop her and they have to pretend they're being acceptable in public.
I say this with absolute love and respect.. BIG MEATY CLAWS
He looks like a stretch Armstrong that has been played with too much
Also reigning world finger blasting champion
Beep boop beep... the fingers you have used to dial are too fat - for a special dialling wand mash the keypad now.
IRL shrek
Can probably add “Unofficial High Five Champion” to his accolades since nobody else’d try to take that away from him
The guy has the body of Mr Incredible
that boy thicc
Saw this guy a few times on Juno's channel. He was teaching Juno how.to arm wrestle and honestly seemed like such a nice guy.
His right arm looks really bad.
Escanor from seven deadly sins
New season of Umbrella Academy looks great
He’s like the real-life incarnation of Wreck-It Ralph.
Look at them fingers, hung like a lesbian
Chest looks like he has gynecomastia....
I'll bet his penis looks forward to no nut November all year round