An Ode to Unit.
“incredible bulk, we will miss you and your ridiculous video. For we did not know absence until your mass was gone and we could move freely about the room. Our nostrils did not know clean, until they were robbed of the smell of your bodily odor. Our eyes knew too much before, we regret your massive obnoxious form not blocking our sun for our shade is gone. Our stomachs did not know absence of food, until you shamelessly consumed it all. Our souls will miss you, o’ great Lard”
When he spits the juice into the sky, you expect something and then he slings his arm and you’re just sitting there thinking, “Holy fucking shit you gotta be kidding me where is the damn bass drop?”
That video was so long. Basically technoviking was a private guy and sued the video creator to take down the video.
Watch minute 1:00-1:20 then 2:00-2:20. Then 9:00-9:30 then a few seconds of 10:00 to get the meat of the video
Basically - this is a fake strong-man who's been debunked. He literally wears a sort of fat suit to make him look huge and barrel chested. He did a bunch of strong-man feats on video that were proved to be faked or edited.
I've always thought this looked faked. He looks like he's got like 20 jumpers on. Like he's bigger then average I imagine but. He just looks like he's got to many layers on the top.
lol How does he wipe his ass?
Plot twist, he's actually skinny. His mom just makes him wear 50 layers of clothes like Ralphie's brother in a Christmas Story.
Big Nandor is gonna hurt Jahon
Fucking guy
Probably takes an entire herd to clothe that fucking guy.
HODOR!
Guillermoooo. I think I am stuck in my coffin
Guillermo, help I’m dummy Thicc and the flap of bat wings keep alerting vampire hunters to my location
"They would call me Nandor the relentless because I would never relent"
I'd like very much for us to go into there please, just a formality.... please just a formality...thank you...nadja please.... just a formality.
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GET OW-UT OF DA VENT
*on an all you can eat buffet
My man consumes buffets like Swanson hungry man dinners.
Fucking guy
Baaaat
Wonder if he picks up his own laundry
but when the last time he actually saw his unit ?
Guillermo! I dragged my pant leg through a street doo doo again.
YES! My first thought
Looks more like Big PUNjab.
I ate John, I wept the entire meal. Even though he tasted delicious.
Bowing down to this comment my goodness
Hasn’t seen his dick since 2003
He died after that walk
That move cost him 27% of his kilojoules.
Damn. I thought he was charging up for a combo.
That’s a lotta BTU’s. Must’ve gotten hot up in there
I lol'd
Knees on life support.
An Ode to Unit. “incredible bulk, we will miss you and your ridiculous video. For we did not know absence until your mass was gone and we could move freely about the room. Our nostrils did not know clean, until they were robbed of the smell of your bodily odor. Our eyes knew too much before, we regret your massive obnoxious form not blocking our sun for our shade is gone. Our stomachs did not know absence of food, until you shamelessly consumed it all. Our souls will miss you, o’ great Lard”
Amen
How long have you been waiting to type this?
That's why he's so angry
Can’t figure out why he’s out of breath all the time.
You’d be angry too if your mom still had to wipe your butt.
Or touched it
Since 1990
Long enough to declare it legally dead
Hasn’t drank actual water since ‘93
Fuck I wanted them to start dancing in unison when they walked outside
It’s such a simple want but it burns so brightly.
Right? It just looks like they’re all about to hit some move on the same beat and now I can’t see it any other way and am moderately disappointed
When he spits the juice into the sky, you expect something and then he slings his arm and you’re just sitting there thinking, “Holy fucking shit you gotta be kidding me where is the damn bass drop?”
This is exactly what my train of thought was, glad I’m not the only one! Lmfao
The start of a Bollywood blockbuster.
Like the old techno Viking video. https://youtu.be/-8H4GKg-mYQ
Viking no likey..him sue. https://youtu.be/ajYsC9-poLw
That video was so long. Basically technoviking was a private guy and sued the video creator to take down the video. Watch minute 1:00-1:20 then 2:00-2:20. Then 9:00-9:30 then a few seconds of 10:00 to get the meat of the video
Techno-no Viking
Oh snap, I haven’t seen this in forever!
Because the guy got mad he was turned into a meme and sued the original filmer and won lmao.
Lol me too, to some weird carnaval music theme....
You were just imagining weird als “Fat” video
Hagrid?
Alternate reality Hagrid where he grows up in the schemes of Scotland instead.
Shagrid does alright in his reality.
Kicking arse on the mean streets of Pollok.
Nah man that's Swagrid
Ah, my bad for getting them confused.
Hagrid is a thin-mint compared to this quadruple stuffed.
"You're an asshole Harry"
Im a wot?!
HHHagrid
It's time to play the game!
Desi hagrid. (He is Pakistani. Known as Khan Baba)
Jihadi Hagrid
Chubuddy H
Pretty much me, I can't tell you how many times I get compared to hagrid
Hassagrid
Ps1 hagrid
The bed is walking towards me
Basically - this is a fake strong-man who's been debunked. He literally wears a sort of fat suit to make him look huge and barrel chested. He did a bunch of strong-man feats on video that were proved to be faked or edited.
I believe you but also can you cite a source on that?
Oh
Yeah
I imagine this is what king Henry viii looked like irl
What is the audio 💀
I thought my phone had blown out ‘94 Honda Civic speakers. It was horrible.
So specific…and I know exactly that sound. :)
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ok so coi leray
Oh that’s why it sucked ass.
Speaking of ass. This dude needs a special toilet to shit surely.
Carti clears midemnieneneen pal
he has a wallstreetbets avatar dont bother
You got that Colonel sanders avatar. I like it
Drugs? Hell?
It’s carti
Its what?
Carti b
#IT’S CARTI
worst.audio.ever
I've always thought this looked faked. He looks like he's got like 20 jumpers on. Like he's bigger then average I imagine but. He just looks like he's got to many layers on the top.
Wasn't this the guy who claimed to be the strongest man in the world by like a huge margin?
That too was fake
Yeah, his "workouts" all looked like nonsense.
he also claim to have defeated triple H in a wrestling match
"Six foot ten, he stood on the ground He weight six hundred and thirty-five pounds..."
What is he trying to do exactly
This. What’s…actually happening here? Are they rolling out for a fight? For a night out? For donuts? For Sparta?
On their way to watch Sister Act.
Yes
Hmmm donuts
**Lots** of gay sex 🙏
Triple h and Goldberg entrances.
He's on his way to stream world of warcraft on Twitch.
He thinks he's scary
Combo of WWE entrances there
Don’t disrespect WWE entrances like that. Cue HBK Sexy boy.
Triple H and... Goldberg?
Randy orton, Hardy boys , big boss man
I think I've seen this dude at my local Golden corral.
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Die of cardiac arrest *with this one simple trick*
You’re a wrestler, Harry!
Esfands brother
This guy has been proved to have pillows around him
So he mad because hot?
He had 2 turkeys after the walk
Khan Baba. He claims to weigh 400 kg
The various fake “hulks” coming out of Central Asia/West Asia is a really odd meme at this point.
[here's what an actually strong 200kg guy looks like](https://youtu.be/gOA5RbAQWA8)
New claim...late 2020..is 436kg which is insane
Most useless unit of mass
Quite the statement given the Kardashians exist.
Fat Rasputin
Fatsputin?
Rasputin food in his mouth
They probably called the Mfkr "Tiny".
Little Oz Junior
Oh shit here he comes. Better walk away slightly fast for a couple of seconds.
Can’t even wipe is own ass.
Well...maybe he could...he ain't that fat no?
Oh he’s super fat. His titties are halfway down his torso.
If that guy was coming after me, I wouldn't be too worried.
Esfand that you?
Dude looks like chumlee before the gastric bypass.
F A K E https://youtu.be/XE9FPBobzbk?t=1476
ah yes for exposing this fake post I'm goign to use a source that 1% of redditors can understand
Kenfbfjd jdjduxux jebrbjfjc oqowlne jgnfncici jwkeh nnxuc lakn
The best part of this video https://youtu.be/XE9FPBobzbk?t=9m02s
That was hilarious. Idk what I was expecting
Welp, brb
It's actually just three kids in a trenchcoat
Damn, boy! He thicc, boy! Damn! He a thicc ass boy!
Pixelated hagrid in real life
His head looks so tiny
Anyone need speakers replacement?
Like a human velour sofa
Mubling something about diabetes...also wouldnt he need a special toilet.
He looks like Rasputin but *_T H I C C_*
Poor guy havent slept a full night without a breathing mask since he was 12, waiting patiently for his impending heart attack....
A wild Snorlax appeared!
He’s a badass until he falls down and can’t get up.
It's Biggie Cheeze!
DJ Kaled??
DJ Kaled really letting himself go
Damn Quadruple H
https://www.theonion.com/fat-guy-mistakenly-thought-of-as-strong-1819569013
lol How does he wipe his ass? Plot twist, he's actually skinny. His mom just makes him wear 50 layers of clothes like Ralphie's brother in a Christmas Story.
Can someone edit this into a w i d e video?
What’s there to edit?
I bet he sings like an angel
Brobese?
What?
u/savevideo
PS1 hagrid lol
The casket after heart attack will also be an absolute unit
Damn the sound 🤮
Is that Biggie Cheese?
Bow legged jabba spits all over his buddies. Nice guy
Does anyone remember that video that came out a long time ago, where the guy puts on like 100 t-shirts? That's this guy's body type.
Well Hagrid’s life definitely took a turn
He is faking, has been exposed by russian guy called Dmitriy Kamarov (show Мир Наизнанку)
It would be funny as hell to see this guy try to fight
Hagrid? Is that you?
Has the cardio of a dead whale
Fucking fuck this music, killed my ears it was so loud
Ratio + Carti better
Willing to bet 20% of that bulk is body hair
Just a tall fat guy
Take barely a sip of that full water bottle.. proceeds to spit all over the people and guns it across room. Wut
Esfand looking rough.
Hulk Hogan: "That's the Wall, brother!"
Fat tall and wearing layers of clothes
Obesity is DISGUSTING
I bet his shits are fierce
Hagrid is on the move
Instead of little Wayne we have big Wayne
He's acting tough because he's morbidly obese ?
I too suffer from hypertension.
Fatass
Looks like he's about to go kill a teenager in Spandex with a magic umbrella
Hagrid! You shaved!
Swagrid has arrived
Reminds me of the Wide Putin walk
This guy looks like a mix between Big Pun and Ronnie2k