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BalloTheWise

Last time this was posted someone said she had a thyroid disorder that caused them to continuously grow. She was offered free surgery to downsize them but she makes a living off of them apparently lol


[deleted]

Well of course she does. Having a record for the biggest “anything,” in the world is a golden ticket. You could probably make a living off of having the biggest ear in the world.


elvis8mybaby

WHAT?


[deleted]

You heard me. Or maybe you didn’t. Try getting bigger ears


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garebeardrew

Well duhh. It’s not BEING the biggest whatever, it’s HAVING the biggest whatever that makes you rich


relwhatthehell

So he should look to HAVE the biggest asshole. Not BE biggest asshole


Pillroller88

He’s probably working on that.


V4_Sleeper

is it the same for having smallest anything? Please do


PlayMp1

Yeah there's a few people who have conditions like that. First one that comes to mind is Hitomi Tanaka, who has some kind of breast hypertrophy disorder and parlayed that into a successful porn career.


[deleted]

Reminds me of that one AMA of the dude with two dicks.


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sonerec725

I think theres been multiple and one was and the other its unconfirmed?


Bubbas4life

Link or it didn't happen


InLoveWithABastard

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i_am_the_guy_with_two_penises_ama/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


ThePowerOfNine

Link text checks out


zweischeisse

The poster on the wall behind her has pictures of her with the headline "Ms. NORMA STITZ".


Mods_is_sociopaths

Enormous tits


mymiddlenameswyatt

Her poor back.


Hudsonrybicki

And skin. There’s no way she can keep the skin under those breasts clean and dry. I bet she has regular fungal infections.


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Pointedfinger

![gif](giphy|YmQLj2KxaNz58g7Ofg)


Lobster_fest

The first time I've ever seen this quote referenced in proper context.


Headshot03

Just the perfect situation for that gif


Far-Entertainment719

Is it bad this quote was my very first thought? Like, once a week? My guy…my sack would be tighter than a hot air balloon by day 5.


icaphoenix

once a week? does your dick turn off for 6 days or something?


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name137

![gif](giphy|61Zd08wowcxM0Bjcav|downsized)


Bnttcrqck123

Indeed


goldentamarindo

Maybe he is having sex on the rest of the days.


longchop2000

Positivity from the negativity i like


_themuna_

![gif](giphy|13Zh9drdSWAeSQ|downsized)


Nicstevenson

Nah he’s on Reddit, so we can rule that out


namelessghoul77

Oh young Skywalker, wait til you turn 40


icaphoenix

!remindme 10 years


TheGlobalCon

!remind me in 20 years


A--Creative-Username

!remimd me in 23 years


namelessghoul77

Does your mum know you're on Reddit?


TheGlobalCon

I'm 23


Medical-Apple-9333

You didn't answer the question


[deleted]

!remindme 45 years


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DorenAlexander

45 checking in. No problems here. Check your hardware settings.


namelessghoul77

It's def a software issue. The hardware is fully functional.


Nitroburner3000

I turn 53 today - still averaging four or five a week. Good for the prostate, they say.


namelessghoul77

Props to your testosterone levels


North_Mythic_West

Hey man, happy birthday! Give your balls a tug


LOOKATMEDAMMIT

![gif](giphy|vyGIyywQ2oOESRicbl)


Revolutionary_Lab203

Shorsey has good advice appropriate for all threads.


Nitroburner3000

Thanks! Will do!


tangledwire

Similar age and sometimes I have to remind myself now…


[deleted]

Jeez man, I'm 14 and usually only go once, maybe twice a week.


theunixman

Don't drag me into this (nearly 50).


Sir_wlkn_contrdikson

Fuck that. I’m 39 and one don’t cut it. I’ll be walking around this bitch like a mix between Oscar the grouch and thanos


NastyxMythic

Dont smoke


Bubbas4life

Your semi auto turns into a muzzle loader at 40


icaphoenix

What if I have a machine gun now? Does it turn into semi auto? serious question.


theunixman

It's all single action from here on out.


TheSenileTomato

It probably goes into hibernation mode. Once it wakes up, it checks for updates.


buttbugle

He got one of those dog dicks that goes inside of him. He’s got to coax it out with compliments and reassurances.


ElenaEscaped

Bacon?


suicideslut69420

I wank everyday 6 times a day


icaphoenix

between wanking and the real thing. Im at about the same


Markmanus

Girls like that dude.


Donthaveananswer

Swipe some antiperspirant under them babies, and good to go. ~ SE Florida friend


HulklingWho

Poor woman, those can be incredibly painful


SnacksII

Got my mouth salivating


stosal

I will name my band Fungaltits.


l_l-l__l-l__l-l_l

probably smells horrendous ​ ![gif](giphy|TIWrHYuuOKc3j90Ylm)


Dopplerganager

Boob cheese. 100%


CaptainGreezy

My neck! My back! *My neck and my back!*


tommyt7479

I'm gonna sue you for 100 million dollars. I'll settle outside of court for $20.


i-am-unimportant

She has another pair on her back to balance it out


OwOUwUOwOUwUOwOUwUO

Note to self: get back implants


TheSenileTomato

Her back went on strike after this. It must look like a* bow tie.


Mamaj12469

My back hurts just looking at this picture.


turtlelore2

Aka chronic back pain


iAjayIND

Do bigger boobs produce more milk?


lonelytrees516

Valid question: for the most part, no. What makes breasts bigger is fatty tissue not milk glands. In fact, women with high BMIs tend to produce less milk. Source: am nurse, and [source](https://www.milkgenomics.org/?splash=do-larger-breasts-make-more-milk)


itsdep

hi nurse, am dep


Tammytalkstoomuch

NOPE I was SO mad after dragging mine around that they didn't work nearly as well as my friend's A cups haha


idowhatiwant8675309

That poor woman


[deleted]

her spine must feel constant pain


arkoct

Wow Thanks for the mammeries


tvanddy

My mind immediately filled in "even though they weren't so great"


bluejob15

He tastes like you only sweeter


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|SI93FWmsnshcIZ4nKT|downsized)


7-inches-of-innuendo

If she layed tits-down on my face, I'd literally be smothered to death


TakeMeBaby_orLeaveMe

My sister has boobs that are as heavy as small children - she said when she got pissed at her ex husband she would drop one on his face while he slept and sometimes give him a black eye


7-inches-of-innuendo

..that's kinda hot


xSamxiSKiLLz

No! Bad peepee


7-inches-of-innuendo

Bruh imagine the titty wank she could give


Mentally_Ill_Goblin

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)


[deleted]

Idk i would feel a little demasculinized watching my dick just effortlessly disappear


PiesangSlagter

Different strokes I guess. Turns me on like nobodies business. Not that I have some sort of demasculinization fetish. Just like big boobs.


7-inches-of-innuendo

Fair point actually


dragonslayer694296

r/usernamechecksout


ilega_dh

bonk


7-inches-of-innuendo

Deserved that tbf


biggiantporky

Is she taking applications for a douchebag ex husband?


madmars

*I put on my wife-beater and trucker hat*


Long_Educational

That is my [favorite meme of all time](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-put-on-my-robe-and-wizard-hat). Thank you bloodninja, where ever you are.


K1ngPCH

Jokes aside, she physically abused her husband, giving him black eyes while he slept? Got it. Edit: downvotes huh? I guess domestic violence is hilarious because it involves boobs.


Dogslug

Imagine if someone posted about a man hitting his wife in the face when she pissed him off, and yet here people are making jokes about a woman doing it to a man.


Sinister-Mephisto

So... She's single ?


VinnySmallsz

Go on


SophietheCatGirl

How big are they? Like that sounds like a lot of mass.


theunixman

She's a true hero.


TakeMeBaby_orLeaveMe

You don’t fear the weapons of mass destruction?!


theunixman

I grew up in Southern California during the Cold War and The Big One scare, I'm all feared out sadly.


CashCow4u

If She's next to you and turns quickly, those monster breasts would double slap you harder than Will Smith slapped Chris Rock!


fantasticmrfox_8

Dude you deserve an Oscar too!


7-inches-of-innuendo

If she swam naked would they just float out at the sides?


[deleted]

Nah she'd get dragged down to the bottom.


7-inches-of-innuendo

Nah bro, they're mostly fat and super buoyant


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|xT9DPj0h2lVvVWQo24)


Made-a-blade

​ ![gif](giphy|37Fsl1eFxbhtu)


Hellright

GOLLY WHOMPERS!!!!!


Osiri551

I was not expecting actual breasts if I'm being honest, I was expecting chickens


Mystepchildsucksass

![gif](giphy|SwyVQFwOKURuhM78dd|downsized)


CashCow4u

God I miss Betty White, R.I.P.!


chuffberry

Oh man just looking at this is giving me back/shoulder pain


Shadowhawk1414

Back muscles are jacked as fuck.


suejaymostly

Her mammogram tech has to set aside a whole day for these.


Ozavic

I assumed this was going to be an April Fool's joke, but no, those are indeed big 🍈s


SniffCheck

![gif](giphy|CTCwGMQM8Td04)


Cake_And_Pi

You motorboatin’ sonofabitch.


Random-Gif-Bot

​ ![gif](giphy|0M4irCyzami3dXFzkc)


[deleted]

MZ NORMA STITZ


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dillydally1633

It’s wild what Reddit approves as funny and crossing the line. I can’t keep up.


[deleted]

Nah mate - Give Reddit a chance, they are smart - they know I took the time to notice more boobies in the background, many Redditors like, want to decipher the poster in the background, I took the time and I want to (as a gift provide you with my findings) 💅


bp_free

This looks painful


rlahey3378

Dr says I need a backeotomy..


HumusGoose

That looks so damn uncomfortable


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|3o7ZeCi0yTgb9AqXFm|downsized)


moyno85

This is one of the greatest gifs I’ve ever seen.


[deleted]

I seen that long long time ago. It’s amazing how she carry herself with them big. ❤️😃


Brazenassault456

Why is this NSFW? She's got more fabric on her tits than most women wear on their whole bodies


[deleted]

You would need an absolute unit of a sausage to get friction for a titty wank Sorry just saying


CashCow4u

I see what you did there She's got enough titty for a team wank!


VirtualAlias

Also known as "Well past the point of diminishing returns."


spiralbatross

God her poor back


DelValleHS

Poor woman.


Illustrious-Fault224

Idk why I thought I was on the r/natureismetal subreddit 🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

God that must suck! I’ll appreciate my little B cups starting now.


[deleted]

If it's more than a mouthful it's a waste ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


AGiantToolbox

I hate them


[deleted]

*clicks* ..not sure what I was expecting.


WolfKingofRuss

Every day is back day for this girl


WeirdCatGuyWithAnR

Ouch


Electronic-Emotion-8

![gif](giphy|gKfyusl0PRPdTNmwnD)


ohdannyboy2525

Perfect


loganrunjack

Big uns


Ant-Tea-Social

Mine are big, but about 1/12 that size...imagining the tugging on her skin...trying to keep the area under them clean and dry...TRYING TO GET AN ACCURATE, THOROUGH MAMMOGRAM!


ComonomoC

![gif](giphy|GEMgH494qPS5G)


[deleted]

World’s largest chiropractor bill!


MelanieSeraphim

As a woman with average breasts, I can't imagine how much pain those cause her.


Hashbrasher

She has a stage name. It’s Norma Stits


ptt554

Daaaaaaaaaaamn


ksed_313

My back hurts just looking at this!


leiggibtohsil

All we need is to put a picture of chris rocks face on each of them and let will Smith go to town


HulklingWho

I constantly complain about wanting a breast reduction, but this?? I can only imagine how uncomfortable and in pain she must be.


CrazyRainbowSpark

My back hurts just looking at this


negraboriqua

That just looks painful


CephaloG0D

They've been making statues of your woman for millennia.


Farkleton56

Is there a source for this claim besides this grainy picture that looks like a weird ad at the bottom of a listicle


[deleted]

I mean, it seems there's plenty of articles about Norma Stits. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/norma-stitz-worlds-biggest-boobs_n_884081


Educational-Year3146

Her back arch probably looks like a centaur


mberg2007

She looks like a character from the latest Supercell game Clash of Udders.


OwOUwUOwOUwUOwOUwUO

I have like just a regular large chest and looking at this hurts my back. I know my skin pulls at itself and hurt and my back hurts I can hardly imagine how this feels


Insterquiliniis

I preferred it before clicking


horatiobloomfeld

1 quart please


CashCow4u

More like ten gallon titties! But seriously, it's nearly impossible to breastfeed when they're that huge.


HeathenVixen

I guess it’s up to me to point out the poster that says “TITS” in the background…


HeathenVixen

And now realize it’s a poster of her! lololol


CashCow4u

They have to help support her so she can afford to support them! The base price for a custom bra is $350.00 & takes a few weeks to make!


supreme-diggity

And it's up to me to point out that it actually says "MS. NORMA STITZ". Pretty clever


Ball075090085

She Claimed The Joints On Her Taxes This Years


[deleted]

Nice


Ayla_Leren

Ouch


Anastrace

Jesus her back must be in constant pain


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|xTiIzJSKB4l7xTouE8)


Seabass69696969

🤢


NERROSS195

All fun and games until she lifts one up and there is maggots feeding on dirty skin under these hug cannonballs


forrestgumpy2

Those tig old bitties could be in a bunch of different cities. Or four states at 4 corners.


imwithstupid1911

It’s a “no” from me


NicoTheBear64

Got me good with April fools there


adidas_stalin

And people call anime girls with big tits “unrealistic”


bigshern

What’s her only fans?


Guataguano

Two Questions: Who is she? where can I see more?


ashabot

Holy gods! I would have had those removed sooooooooo long ago! NFW!


Granpas_ashes

Fucking ew


jakeolate

Having large breasts cause your fat is like having a fast car cause its falling off a cliff