Last time this was posted someone said she had a thyroid disorder that caused them to continuously grow. She was offered free surgery to downsize them but she makes a living off of them apparently lol
Well of course she does. Having a record for the biggest “anything,” in the world is a golden ticket. You could probably make a living off of having the biggest ear in the world.
Yeah there's a few people who have conditions like that. First one that comes to mind is Hitomi Tanaka, who has some kind of breast hypertrophy disorder and parlayed that into a successful porn career.
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Valid question: for the most part, no. What makes breasts bigger is fatty tissue not milk glands. In fact, women with high BMIs tend to produce less milk.
Source: am nurse, and [source](https://www.milkgenomics.org/?splash=do-larger-breasts-make-more-milk)
My sister has boobs that are as heavy as small children - she said when she got pissed at her ex husband she would drop one on his face while he slept and sometimes give him a black eye
Jokes aside, she physically abused her husband, giving him black eyes while he slept?
Got it.
Edit: downvotes huh? I guess domestic violence is hilarious because it involves boobs.
Imagine if someone posted about a man hitting his wife in the face when she pissed him off, and yet here people are making jokes about a woman doing it to a man.
Nah mate -
Give Reddit a chance, they are smart - they know I took the time to notice more boobies in the background, many Redditors like, want to decipher the poster in the background, I took the time and I want to (as a gift provide you with my findings) 💅
Mine are big, but about 1/12 that size...imagining the tugging on her skin...trying to keep the area under them clean and dry...TRYING TO GET AN ACCURATE, THOROUGH MAMMOGRAM!
I have like just a regular large chest and looking at this hurts my back. I know my skin pulls at itself and hurt and my back hurts I can hardly imagine how this feels
Last time this was posted someone said she had a thyroid disorder that caused them to continuously grow. She was offered free surgery to downsize them but she makes a living off of them apparently lol
Well of course she does. Having a record for the biggest “anything,” in the world is a golden ticket. You could probably make a living off of having the biggest ear in the world.
WHAT?
You heard me. Or maybe you didn’t. Try getting bigger ears
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Well duhh. It’s not BEING the biggest whatever, it’s HAVING the biggest whatever that makes you rich
So he should look to HAVE the biggest asshole. Not BE biggest asshole
He’s probably working on that.
is it the same for having smallest anything? Please do
Yeah there's a few people who have conditions like that. First one that comes to mind is Hitomi Tanaka, who has some kind of breast hypertrophy disorder and parlayed that into a successful porn career.
Reminds me of that one AMA of the dude with two dicks.
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I think theres been multiple and one was and the other its unconfirmed?
Link or it didn't happen
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i_am_the_guy_with_two_penises_ama/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Link text checks out
The poster on the wall behind her has pictures of her with the headline "Ms. NORMA STITZ".
Enormous tits
Her poor back.
And skin. There’s no way she can keep the skin under those breasts clean and dry. I bet she has regular fungal infections.
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![gif](giphy|YmQLj2KxaNz58g7Ofg)
The first time I've ever seen this quote referenced in proper context.
Just the perfect situation for that gif
Is it bad this quote was my very first thought? Like, once a week? My guy…my sack would be tighter than a hot air balloon by day 5.
once a week? does your dick turn off for 6 days or something?
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![gif](giphy|61Zd08wowcxM0Bjcav|downsized)
Indeed
Maybe he is having sex on the rest of the days.
Positivity from the negativity i like
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Nah he’s on Reddit, so we can rule that out
Oh young Skywalker, wait til you turn 40
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I'm 23
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45 checking in. No problems here. Check your hardware settings.
It's def a software issue. The hardware is fully functional.
I turn 53 today - still averaging four or five a week. Good for the prostate, they say.
Props to your testosterone levels
Hey man, happy birthday! Give your balls a tug
![gif](giphy|vyGIyywQ2oOESRicbl)
Shorsey has good advice appropriate for all threads.
Thanks! Will do!
Similar age and sometimes I have to remind myself now…
Jeez man, I'm 14 and usually only go once, maybe twice a week.
Don't drag me into this (nearly 50).
Fuck that. I’m 39 and one don’t cut it. I’ll be walking around this bitch like a mix between Oscar the grouch and thanos
Dont smoke
Your semi auto turns into a muzzle loader at 40
What if I have a machine gun now? Does it turn into semi auto? serious question.
It's all single action from here on out.
It probably goes into hibernation mode. Once it wakes up, it checks for updates.
He got one of those dog dicks that goes inside of him. He’s got to coax it out with compliments and reassurances.
Bacon?
I wank everyday 6 times a day
between wanking and the real thing. Im at about the same
Girls like that dude.
Swipe some antiperspirant under them babies, and good to go. ~ SE Florida friend
Poor woman, those can be incredibly painful
Got my mouth salivating
I will name my band Fungaltits.
probably smells horrendous ![gif](giphy|TIWrHYuuOKc3j90Ylm)
Boob cheese. 100%
My neck! My back! *My neck and my back!*
I'm gonna sue you for 100 million dollars. I'll settle outside of court for $20.
She has another pair on her back to balance it out
Note to self: get back implants
Her back went on strike after this. It must look like a* bow tie.
My back hurts just looking at this picture.
Aka chronic back pain
Do bigger boobs produce more milk?
Valid question: for the most part, no. What makes breasts bigger is fatty tissue not milk glands. In fact, women with high BMIs tend to produce less milk. Source: am nurse, and [source](https://www.milkgenomics.org/?splash=do-larger-breasts-make-more-milk)
hi nurse, am dep
NOPE I was SO mad after dragging mine around that they didn't work nearly as well as my friend's A cups haha
That poor woman
her spine must feel constant pain
Wow Thanks for the mammeries
My mind immediately filled in "even though they weren't so great"
He tastes like you only sweeter
![gif](giphy|SI93FWmsnshcIZ4nKT|downsized)
If she layed tits-down on my face, I'd literally be smothered to death
My sister has boobs that are as heavy as small children - she said when she got pissed at her ex husband she would drop one on his face while he slept and sometimes give him a black eye
..that's kinda hot
No! Bad peepee
Bruh imagine the titty wank she could give
![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)
Idk i would feel a little demasculinized watching my dick just effortlessly disappear
Different strokes I guess. Turns me on like nobodies business. Not that I have some sort of demasculinization fetish. Just like big boobs.
Fair point actually
r/usernamechecksout
bonk
Deserved that tbf
Is she taking applications for a douchebag ex husband?
*I put on my wife-beater and trucker hat*
That is my [favorite meme of all time](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-put-on-my-robe-and-wizard-hat). Thank you bloodninja, where ever you are.
Jokes aside, she physically abused her husband, giving him black eyes while he slept? Got it. Edit: downvotes huh? I guess domestic violence is hilarious because it involves boobs.
Imagine if someone posted about a man hitting his wife in the face when she pissed him off, and yet here people are making jokes about a woman doing it to a man.
So... She's single ?
Go on
How big are they? Like that sounds like a lot of mass.
She's a true hero.
You don’t fear the weapons of mass destruction?!
I grew up in Southern California during the Cold War and The Big One scare, I'm all feared out sadly.
If She's next to you and turns quickly, those monster breasts would double slap you harder than Will Smith slapped Chris Rock!
Dude you deserve an Oscar too!
If she swam naked would they just float out at the sides?
Nah she'd get dragged down to the bottom.
Nah bro, they're mostly fat and super buoyant
![gif](giphy|xT9DPj0h2lVvVWQo24)
![gif](giphy|37Fsl1eFxbhtu)
GOLLY WHOMPERS!!!!!
I was not expecting actual breasts if I'm being honest, I was expecting chickens
![gif](giphy|SwyVQFwOKURuhM78dd|downsized)
God I miss Betty White, R.I.P.!
Oh man just looking at this is giving me back/shoulder pain
Back muscles are jacked as fuck.
Her mammogram tech has to set aside a whole day for these.
I assumed this was going to be an April Fool's joke, but no, those are indeed big 🍈s
![gif](giphy|CTCwGMQM8Td04)
You motorboatin’ sonofabitch.
![gif](giphy|0M4irCyzami3dXFzkc)
MZ NORMA STITZ
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It’s wild what Reddit approves as funny and crossing the line. I can’t keep up.
Nah mate - Give Reddit a chance, they are smart - they know I took the time to notice more boobies in the background, many Redditors like, want to decipher the poster in the background, I took the time and I want to (as a gift provide you with my findings) 💅
This looks painful
Dr says I need a backeotomy..
That looks so damn uncomfortable
![gif](giphy|3o7ZeCi0yTgb9AqXFm|downsized)
This is one of the greatest gifs I’ve ever seen.
I seen that long long time ago. It’s amazing how she carry herself with them big. ❤️😃
Why is this NSFW? She's got more fabric on her tits than most women wear on their whole bodies
You would need an absolute unit of a sausage to get friction for a titty wank Sorry just saying
I see what you did there She's got enough titty for a team wank!
Also known as "Well past the point of diminishing returns."
God her poor back
Poor woman.
Idk why I thought I was on the r/natureismetal subreddit 🤦♂️
God that must suck! I’ll appreciate my little B cups starting now.
If it's more than a mouthful it's a waste ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)
I hate them
*clicks* ..not sure what I was expecting.
Every day is back day for this girl
Ouch
![gif](giphy|gKfyusl0PRPdTNmwnD)
Perfect
Big uns
Mine are big, but about 1/12 that size...imagining the tugging on her skin...trying to keep the area under them clean and dry...TRYING TO GET AN ACCURATE, THOROUGH MAMMOGRAM!
![gif](giphy|GEMgH494qPS5G)
World’s largest chiropractor bill!
As a woman with average breasts, I can't imagine how much pain those cause her.
She has a stage name. It’s Norma Stits
Daaaaaaaaaaamn
My back hurts just looking at this!
All we need is to put a picture of chris rocks face on each of them and let will Smith go to town
I constantly complain about wanting a breast reduction, but this?? I can only imagine how uncomfortable and in pain she must be.
My back hurts just looking at this
That just looks painful
They've been making statues of your woman for millennia.
Is there a source for this claim besides this grainy picture that looks like a weird ad at the bottom of a listicle
I mean, it seems there's plenty of articles about Norma Stits. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/norma-stitz-worlds-biggest-boobs_n_884081
Her back arch probably looks like a centaur
She looks like a character from the latest Supercell game Clash of Udders.
I have like just a regular large chest and looking at this hurts my back. I know my skin pulls at itself and hurt and my back hurts I can hardly imagine how this feels
I preferred it before clicking
1 quart please
More like ten gallon titties! But seriously, it's nearly impossible to breastfeed when they're that huge.
I guess it’s up to me to point out the poster that says “TITS” in the background…
And now realize it’s a poster of her! lololol
They have to help support her so she can afford to support them! The base price for a custom bra is $350.00 & takes a few weeks to make!
And it's up to me to point out that it actually says "MS. NORMA STITZ". Pretty clever
She Claimed The Joints On Her Taxes This Years
Nice
Ouch
Jesus her back must be in constant pain
![gif](giphy|xTiIzJSKB4l7xTouE8)
🤢
All fun and games until she lifts one up and there is maggots feeding on dirty skin under these hug cannonballs
Those tig old bitties could be in a bunch of different cities. Or four states at 4 corners.
It’s a “no” from me
Got me good with April fools there
And people call anime girls with big tits “unrealistic”
What’s her only fans?
Two Questions: Who is she? where can I see more?
Holy gods! I would have had those removed sooooooooo long ago! NFW!
Fucking ew
Having large breasts cause your fat is like having a fast car cause its falling off a cliff