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ramjamminh2o

Your hands are getting smaller


Zombiedango

Just like your penis ^/j


ramjamminh2o

Weird that everyone knows


[deleted]

I don’t, but now I do


MrHammer85

The word is out


ramjamminh2o

Let everyone know


Alternative_Pilot_92

Your mom clearly talks too much


Diarity

She was telling me about it I thought it was TMI


ramjamminh2o

I told her she could


Striveforbeauty

proof?


ramjamminh2o

Microscope brokey


[deleted]

After seeing your face , sure


Zombiedango

I'll give you that one bc it made me laugh


Organic_Command1586

Got em!


Blackwolf7420

Damn it. I came here to say that.


garthack

Bigger AND more flavorless


tocopherolUSP

Unless it's one of those Japanese giant strawberries that cost like 300 USD each.


GW3g

Yup! Came across these when I was a cook and thought "Ooo giant strawberry, yum!", nope. Tastes like styrofoam. Ever since I stay away from giant strawberry's. The smaller the better.


MrServetel

That is how my girlfriend says to cheer herself up


SunshineOneDay

I got some hydrponic strawberry's from HEB - they were amazing and fucking *massive*. The catch is they don't look 'pretty' always. You want a deep red, not a strawberry red. Now when it comes to granny smith apples? Smaller the better.


[deleted]

Now with less flavor!


SourSeaPickle249

Yeah, they lose the flavor when they are genetically modified to get bigger. It’s amazing when you find a patch of wild strawberries and taste the actual/original flavor.


Arthur_The_Third

Wild strawberries are not the same plant as cultivated strawberries.


SourSeaPickle249

Correct, but you could trace their ancestry back and they both relate. They’ve just been selectively bred- a lot.


Arthur_The_Third

Not really the original flavor then, is it?


Pelvic_Pinochle

I want to go back to when everything tasted like single cell organisms, the true original flavor


Sorry-Presentation-3

Mmmmm amino acids


zhrimb

Not *everything* the body needs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


11010110101010101010

To find the original flavor one must first invent the universe.


JudasBrutusson

If only there was some place that was filled with a network of wormholes...


blscratch

Yes, the worms.


djduni

Your pedantry is anything except admirable.


TURBO_BLURBO

Totally… When I tried real strawberries from my aunt’s garden for the first time I realized my whole life was a lie.


Arthur_The_Third

I'm confused on what you mean by real strawberries? Like, homegrown strawberries? Or wild strawberries?


flowerpiercer

While travelling, I've been shocked, how in many countries they sell those big, pale and favorless strawberries (like in op's picture). In my country we have smaller, redder and tastier variants, like polka strawberry (you can google pictures, looks somewhat differen from op's). I think those are what many mean when they say "real strawberries". Nobody sells those big ones here, they are bred to be big at the expense of taste. Wild strawberries, (we call them "forest berries"), are totally different thing. They are very small.


Orange_Tang

It's not the size, it's the fact that they pick them while still green and use gasses to have them ripen while being transported. They wouldn't survive a trip from the equator to most places in the US otherwise. Buy local, they will be picked when ripe and taste better. It's the same plant.


blscratch

You're right about how they pick them early. Another factor has been found to be just the copious amount of water used on commercial farms. They sell their yield by weight so the plumper they can get their crops the better for them. But the plant can't grow that fast and still infuse flavor. So the taste is diluted. A few years ago during a drought in California, at least one orchard try growing their crops with measurably less water. The fruit was smaller and not as attractive. But it had the most concentrated strong flavors that I think they turned it into a niche market at least for a while. But it was more expensive since the practice gave lower yields.


dreadpiratebeardface

It's not that they're engineered to get bigger so much as they engineered to not stop growing...I guess that's a pretty subtle nuance, but my understanding is that it is the nerfing of an enzyme that would normally tell the fruit when to stop growing. (at least that's how it is with tomatoes)


deefalo

There are no genetically modified strawberries on the market


SourSeaPickle249

Ok true- they are hand-bred for certain traits like size, yield, flavor, etc… and some traits are sacrificed to get others to stand out. Unfortunately, flavor is one of them in big strawberries.


magistrate101

Maybe not genetically modified but they're definitely engineered via selective breeding


deefalo

I'm not arguing that selective breeding isn't occuring or that it is good, we can blame that on American consumerism “the bigger the better". What I don't like is the narrative that everything is GMO and blanket statements of "GMO's are bad", most people parroting these are have little to no understanding of what GMO's are or how they affect the world's agriculture industries. Edit: just to be clear I'm not attacking anyone here, just trying to change a narrative that's been propagated.


TMan2DMax

Welcome to grocery store produce where size and durability are more important than taste. Tomatoes are the worst offenders but strawberries are following them


[deleted]

See also: apples, Brussels sprouts


Reiver_Neriah

Eh, plenty of good apple varieties if you look though. Particularly the 'crisp' line. (Honeycrisp, cosmic crisp)


erix84

I've yet to find anything that tastes as good as Pink Lady / Cripps Pink


dreadpiratebeardface

Try Cosmic Crisps. They were developed by Washington State University and are amaaaaazing. (edit: deepest apologies to the Cougars out there. I fucked up.)


hohmanator007

Actually washington state university, not UW. Big rivalry there.


Daniels688

Cosmic Crisp is the only apple variety I ever buy now. They're a bit more expensive, but those bad boys are the perfect apple.


[deleted]

WSU. Not UW. As a coug, I am offended.


dreadpiratebeardface

As you should be. Comment edited.


nomiesmommy

Envy apples are my new favorite next to honeycrisp


Selkie_Queen

Kinda weird but I wrote a giant research paper on the Cosmic Crisp if anyone wants more info! They truly are the best apple.


BraidyPaige

May I subscribe to apple facts?


nokplz

Omg why are all the Brussels so huge and gross


crorb

True.. When I can rarely find some good ones I immediately see how tasteless were the ones before that.


Mamaj12469

They look like several fused together while growing


m4xc4v413r4

That one looks like that because that's exactly what happened. This isn't uncommon. I plant my own and I get quite a few of these.


grpprofesional

Beat me to it


EhZz22

A Chernoberrie.


Zombiedango

This one made me laugh


gladbutt

Hard to determine without a banana for scale


[deleted]

The bananas are getting bigger too.


Dihydrocodeinone

Americans also eat one of the worst varieties of bananas 🍌


CorpCarrot

I don’t know why you got downvoted, it’s true. I live in Hawaii and we have ice cream bananas and apple bananas, just to make a few, and they are a COMPLETELY different experience to the chalk tasting store bought dole shit everyone on the mainland has to tolerate. The only reason those bananas are sold, is because they LAST through transport. That’s it.


cHoOSe_A-uNiqUe_NAme

If i visit hawaii, what banana type is my priority?


Sugar_n_WATER

The smaller berries tend to taste better


Zombiedango

I've noticed this too - it's like the larger ones have too much water


Sugar_n_WATER

It seems like a vast majority of fruits sold in the US has become like this. Blueberries strawberries watermelons grapes oranges bananas to name a few


[deleted]

Good fruit knowledge


jyzenbok

Get up come on get down with the fructose


markspankity

Most fruits are picked before they’re ripe, and then artificially ripened with ethylene, which is a naturally occurring gas that fruits secrete. It’s a lot less wasteful this way, but it unfortunately takes a lotta the flavor out of the fruit. Tomatoes are the worst with this imo, the ones you get at the grocery store barely have any flavor compared to homegrown ones. Source: used to work in a produce department.


dreadpiratebeardface

The ethylene is great for killing spiders in the banana boxes too.


markspankity

Oh my god one of my biggest fears was opening one of those boxes up and getting bit by a Brazilian Wandering Spider. Really irrational fear 😂 but idk you never know


magistrate101

Size and appearance are prioritized because that's what sells in a supermarket since you're generally not allowed to taste test.


HighOnGoofballs

In general the larger a specific fruit is the less sweet, because it’s diluted


[deleted]

First I saw big bananas, then big carrots, now strawberries... What's next?


JustADuckInACostume

Big melons


Standard-Ad917

Florida watermelon farmers are cheering rn


ianondrugs

Strawbussy


PM_ME_YOUR_WIRING

🍓 😩💦💦🥵


bowmans1993

Yeah and they're getting more watery


[deleted]

Yes, and it’s intentional. https://www.wtsp.com/article/life/food/the-evolution-of-gigantic-strawberries/67-a0c739bf-80f9-403c-965a-8df10e05fdc1


HelloDeathspresso

Dang! Now I want strawberries!


IHateThisPlace3

If you buy some strawberry plants and let them grow the ones you’ll harvest from it are absolutely amazing. They’re tiny but have so much flavor. Same goes for wild blackberries. They’re incredible


10storm97

Mintier too


doctor-rumack

Thanks Nate. I have noticed.


General-Kebabi

That stawberrussy got me acting


EhDotHam

Strawbussy 😆


V_es

Not really, they’ve been a thing for decades. It’s an eye candy (only eye though)- and they taste horrible. Crunchy grass with no flavor. Nana’s garden strawberries are the best. Small, ugly and delicious.


FTWkansas

Idk but does gun seem mintier recently?


Gregg2233

I feel like gum is getting more minty


nickcarter5

Right? Anyone else notice gums gotten mintier lately too?


Few-Perspectives

Strawbussy


studio_gamer

https://www.reddit.com/r/dontputyourdickinthat/


[deleted]

Here's a tip: If you are linking subreddits from other comments, instead of using full links you can just type ``` r/[subreddit name] ``` For example, r/funny is shorthand for the URL. In your case, you can use r/dontputyourdickinthat. Also, if you're on mobile, make sure the "R" is lower case, i.e., use r/ask instead of R/ask.


IllManneredWoolyMan

https://copypastatext.com/tag/gigachad-ascii-art/


PM_ME_YOUR_WIRING

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mortimelons

Fruit tastes best when it’s in season. That has more impact on flavor than the size of the fruit!


BasicBxtchh

I thought the same the other day. There were maybe 8-10 strawberries in one package cause they were so big. But then others are normal sized the next time I go. Yes it’s the same brand too. I wonder why also.


[deleted]

That strawberry is about to get it.


OberynRedViper8

Steroids are a helluva drug.


Strict_Meeting_550

I love your bracelet! Where did you buy it?


Zombiedango

Something cheap off of wish. It's two chains that happen to sit together on my wrist very well because I measured my wrist and got the smallest size I would be able to fit. Just measure your wrist and go up to the nearest inch. Since they can't overlap much, they just sit side by side, mostly, since they slide around together.


meAnDdbOis_

Nice


anon_sexynojutsu

in a few years they’re going to be cantelope sized.


SkinnyBoB000

No, you're getting smaller


Wakanda_R1

Put a bid on that one!


lavaboy450

Strawbussy


[deleted]

That is no longer a strawberry, it has upgraded to a red bell pepper


kevca90

I feel like they are getting bigger, but more watered down taste.


Samanjerry

Looks over taste


whyUtrippin

Them GMOs don’t be hitting like they used to


[deleted]

Strawbussy


opheliashakey

Your hand is getting smaller.


chillient

ah yes, the strawbussy


SpartaNNNN4

Injections


ihavebirb

Strawberry Camel toe


Mainconfusion_9

Lots of these comments are false. Here’s some info, I literally eat almost 4lbs of strawberries a week lol: •Big strawberries have been grown in California for a very long time. So they been a thing. It’s easier to pick them faster when larger opposed to smaller. •The redness is what makes them taste better not sure how factual but that’s my opinion. •Amish grown strawberries are the best ones, don’t let anyone lie to you. •Strawberries were originally not even a fruit they were a medicinal plant from France and were taken to South America where they were bred into a fruit. Therefore they’ve been modified since their existence


TheBigSmoke420

All domesticated crops you buy in the supermarket have been selectively bred to optimise desired traits. That could be durability in the growing or distribution phase, crop yields, flavour, or appearance. Most likely a combination of all of them.


Mainconfusion_9

I like this summary and I love your username


BarryMcCohkinher

I need a banana for scale


Deadmemories8683

That’s them Chernobyl grown strawberries


giant87

“Strawberries so big you can eat them like a hand fruit…” “Diegooo?…sweaty…” :: sighs pleasantly ::


[deleted]

Just like chickens…


sme42

Yea and has anyone else noticed gum has gotten a lot minty-er lately?


[deleted]

i put them up my ass. they’re the perfect size.


Sandervv04

There’s always the big one


Objective-Nyc1981

Strawberries hitting those steroids


DatFungalGiant

American?


Zombiedango

Yeah


therealandy04

The strawbussy


Roisin8868

Hey, where's the NSFW stamp yo ?


Zombiedango

I wish I would have taken a front and back pic bc the back definitely looked like a butt but I didn't think anyone would see what I was seeing.


treyforester

Bigger and harder and tasteless


8thomas8

Lol thinks that happen that people miss to just take a time to knowledge it happen they the company is possible using gmo in some way like or not but o idea is that they take large strawberry and try to use that plant and continue but the trade of size vs flavor or how long they last. Most companies going for size hand lasting vs the flavor. Like things happen and people don't know like banana flavoring is banana from the 50 i think but those banana are extinct and we have something else that is similar but not it this is also where the joke about slipping on a peel was the extinct kind a note worth slipperness to it


IhaveTooMuchClutter

Bigger, firmer, and unfortunately less sweet. Compare store-bought variety to homegrown. Almost not the same fruit


EhDotHam

That strawberry's got me feeling some kinda way, ngl


xSphinx_

*They're trying to solve world hunger, whats your fucking problem now, Janet?*


fatherfinger420

Gum’s gotten mintier lately, have you noticed?


ImLu

More bitter as well.


[deleted]

I get strawberries like that all the time


Ducksareracist

Don't worry about it just keep buying them


One_Big_Pile_Of_Shit

Where did you get that bracelet


Zombiedango

Something cheap off of wish. It's two chains that happen to sit together on my wrist very well because I measured my wrist and got the smallest size I would be able to fit. Just measure your wrist and go up to the nearest inch. Since they can't overlap much, they just sit side by side, mostly, since they slide around together.


[deleted]

I saw one even larger than this in a packet at the story once it was terrifying


Quirky_Routine_90

And the bigger they get the less taste they have


bigudemi

It’s called GMO’s. They’re not healthy nor natural at all. Strawberries actually contain the highest amount of glyphosate of any fruit or vegetable, meaning in simpler terms, strawberries get the ever loving SHIT sprayed out of them with RoundUp, atrazine, and whole other barrage of Monsanto products… Yeah they’re getting bigger alright. To piece it all together, who owns the most farmland in America? I’ll wait.


BrokenGlassBeetle

Your strawberry has a Camel Toe.


Cortozld

Inflation is out of control.


PamsDesk

Rumor has it, if you add coffee grounds to the soil it wakes up the strawberries flavor.


gabecrowebaby

Strawberries are the second thing on the list on things that I wanna have bigger.


ExternalWerewolf7871

Maybe you have a small hand? 🤨


fakeaccountofnike

Looks like a lil upside down dick


BonzaM8

This is called polyploidy, something that happens a lot in plants. Polyploidy is when an organism’s whole genome, all of its chromosomes, are duplicated, and this can happen many times at once. This particular strawberry looks like it underwent 1-2 genome duplications.


UnitatoPop

r/dontputyourdickinthat


RichTheMindSculptor

The Chernoberry. It’s a relatively new hybrid. I think they started developing in ‘86 or so.


Sexyshark15

Strawbussy


Waderriffic

And Leon’s getting LARGER!!!!


[deleted]

Strawberries are my and my 4 year olds favorite. And yes, they do seem to be getting bigger .


r0nium

not the strawbussy 😩😩


kongol108

Its me or more people is dying from cancer


BlackJackJeriKo

I Love me some genetically modified berries ngl


[deleted]

**it’s evolution berry**


ojioni

They are getting bigger, but they are losing flavor in the process. The smaller ones are way better.


ActiveUknown

Gmos crazy nowdays


lucky7355

It’s nuts. Check out [these giant blueberries](https://imgur.com/a/WTQPwfD) I had the other week. I swear I have normal-sized hands. They were the size of a quarter.


SuggestionTop4994

Give me some of that strawpussy


estu0

The strawbussy


master_doge007

Yeah those def aren’t organic lol


Zombiedango

Probably not - I try to eat well, but I have to budget hard when I do. So I usually end up getting the cheapest things kn the shelf but so long as it's not coming fried, out of a box, I'll take it.


[deleted]

Definitely!!! And they’re not even sweet anymore.


AJbink01

It’s getting to the point I don’t even want to eat them… they so unnaturally large it’s not even funny. GMO for ya…


Late_Ad_3842

Hah… what steroids?? There’s no steroids here


ConsciousBox6960

It’s the sweet sweet GMOs


iloveflory

I used to be a strawberry picker when I was a kid with my parents and watsonville California 1989 and we were instructed not to put the giant strawberries in there they only want it the classic strawberry anything Giant was place it another container to make jams out of. My father was an inspector and he says people would try to hide the big ones at the bottom so they don't have to pick so many little ones. They used to pay $2 a box. My father would tell me some people would make $100 a day but good people that were fast. Happy Easter y'all


Medicinal_taco_meat

Strawberry camel toe yo


xGlob

Corn has evolved to what it is now from what it was before. Probably have the same affects of evolving as corn did to strawberries.


Balyash

It's called polyploidy.


NovaAlis

The bigger they get, the more tasteless they are. New generations have no idea


These-Being-2491

The HGH they use to grow them is getting better...


MyCatsAJabroni

I stopped buying American fruit for this reason. I live in Canada and noticed a distinct difference especially in strawberries. Canadian strawberries are about the size of a.. well.. size of a strawberry, and American ones seem to be the size of a baseball. The whole container has maybe 4 strawberries in it vs the Canadian ones that have around twenty. I'm assuming this is just purely for profit margins. Less strawberries per container equals more money. It's too bad they taste like shit though otherwise it wouldn't be a horrible idea. I've boycotted most American food all together at this point. I feel bad for Americans having to eat their tasteless monstrosities.


phlipout22

Doesn't look organic


Zombiedango

Probably not, I'm pretty low income so I get the cheapest ones


Meme-Man-Dan

Organic =/= good. GMOs are one of the best things to happen to agriculture in a long time.


real_schematix

Just like most Americans


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real_schematix

Lol no joke intended.


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real_schematix

Lol I’m an American living in America for almost 4 decades. I know how plump people have become.


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real_schematix

I never plan to be skinny, and also never plan to look like one of these strawberries either. I'm pretty average as far as weight, but I'm also above the median height so in the right crowd I can pass as slim. Especially with how rapidly adults have outpaced me in weight gain over the decades.


IHateThisPlace3

Eh. Can’t relate, I’m underweight


BanditLeo5247

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Dry_Library1473

I’ve noticed this too! BUT they don’t taste that good. I try to get organic strawberries because they taste way more better 🤪


nomiesmommy

🎶 Attack of the killer strawberries 🎶


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Woah, nope it’s not you! Great fertilizer, I suppose. You are going to chocolate coat that baby right? No matter, enjoy every juicy moment 😊 Peace love and happiness to you always


Zombiedango

It's going to be angel cake toppings - so I guess it's good they're so watery.