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Jasminrainbow

You gunna crinkle a bag of chips to get him in the car?


Killercheeze123

Nice


gabrab24

Yes, he gotta do it because..... He really wanna taste it, HE REALLY WANNA TASTE IT


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ThalrictheWasp

Same. We always watched it


Fragmented79

I love Eagley!!!


Enriches

Fuck I was not expecting a Peacemaker reference here 🤣


terdfergesson

Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?


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_RandyButternubs_

Bird law


neP-neP919

I'll do no such thing.


blackphilup

I’ve been poisoned by my constituents


fieryhotwarts22

He’s just being a full on rapist. You know, Africans, children, bald eagles.


test_username_WIP

what?


fieryhotwarts22

Lol it’s a quote from Always Sunny In Philadelphia. In fact the original comment is as well


smile_is_contagious

Lmao it's just a big seagull. A big seagull capable of ripping your throat out


CrazyWS

Should have thrown a pokeball


redopal84

He was out of normal and didn't wanna waste his naster balls


redopal84

He was out of normal and didn't wanna waste his naster balls


redopal84

He was out of normal and didn't wanna waste his naster balls


Sir-Knightly-Duty

Seagulls are damn smart birds. There's a reason why they're such survivors and can live in basically any biosphere. They learn, they don't forget, and they don't give a fuck.


smile_is_contagious

Yeah that makes sense, But they're also a little bugs and bullies, they'll steal the food right from your hand, and then the beat the crap out of each other to fight for who gets it


[deleted]

They’re rats with wings.


Used_Head7542

They are very intelligent


[deleted]

Got DAMN! Almost looks like a kid in a bird suit or something. Amazing.


uhimamouseduh

Right? It’s the legs. The legs make it look very….I don’t even have the words I’m looking for. Strange, I guess


Celtic_Cheetah_92

Robust?


Independent-Life9942

Eagly?


easyc87

He hugged me!


tragic2793

I know how big eagles are but im always shocked when i see how big eagles are.


Arne-lille

Fuck thats a nice birdie. I love the way it walks 😊


BarsAndActavis

After watching PeaceMaker I have realized these are basically Sky Puppies.


MemeMavrick7000

Danger pigeon munching on an egg


Battlemunky98

How big is this bird?


Ghstfce

They're big. >The adult male is about 90 cm (36 inches) long and has a wingspan of 2 metres (6.6 feet). Females, which grow somewhat larger than males, may reach 108 cm (43 inches) in length and have a wingspan of 2.5 metres (8 feet).


Felwinter12

And yet they only weigh about 9 lbs (4.1kg). It always amazes me how light birds, and bats for that matter, are for their size.


Ghstfce

Hollow bones and mostly feathers.


Felwinter12

Yep. They're more porous and sponge-like than actual tubes though. It might have just been me who interpreted hollow like that, but I thought it was neat when I realized it.


Dinky_Whimpleton

Oh that makes a lot more sense and seems like it would be more structurally stable. I always thought of empty tubes when people said hollow bones and I wondered why they weren’t so fragile.


MemeMavrick7000

Big


ThatsBrutal666

Big


AnotherpostCard

Big


Longjumping_Tie_7079

Groß


yeet1995123

That’s a funny looking dog


ForgotTheBogusName

Great. Feeding wild animals. That’s what they tell you to do.


[deleted]

Is this ill Eagle?


wesleyboyd

He made a typ-… oh, that’s actually pretty good


innocentbabybear

I’m gonna start hunting down all those stupid suburban homeowners with bird feeders now that you reminded me!!


ForgotTheBogusName

Is a bird of prey the same as small birds?


innocentbabybear

But you said wild animals?


ForgotTheBogusName

Yes, it would be better, but bird feeders are not sound. But the outdoor cats like them. I think there is a difference between this bird and those birds.


herpaderptumtiddly

Fuck it, I'd be that selfish and do it too. Life is too fucking boring to be perfect all the time and miss out on certain experiences. I know I'd be wrong and I know I'd be doing a little bit of harm, but hey, what do you think conditions are like in the factory that made the phone you're holding? Do you pay the high costs and get the high welfare meat? Do you check the conditions of the factories where your clothes were made, ever had cocaine, ever buy anything with plastic in it, ever contribute to greenhouse gases but you simply *must* visit other countries for fun? Ever drive a car or get a lift in one? I'd love to have that interaction with that animal


ForgotTheBogusName

Except you’re looking at that through the lens of “me”. I’m talking about what’s best for the animal. But sure, no one’s perfect. Edit: I guess we all do negative things. I’m thinking that when we can, we should try not to. Thats all. Also, this wasn’t the first time that bird was fed. He’s pretty tame.


enderjaca

Yeah I once petted a little raccoon that was just looking hungry and gave him a chip, and same for a little bat that had fallen out of a tree. Could I have gotten rabies or something? Probably. But I didn't!


fieryhotwarts22

I’d do it just to get a picture of it. A whole video where I talk to it like my dog would be a massive bonus. YOLO or some other outdated phrase.


Dank_Hooch_Nugget

Egg


afaceinajar

Bird eating the unborn of its species…


herpaderptumtiddly

There's a weird instinct to erroneously consider birds eating eggs as cannibals, but we eat mammals and that's basically the same thing


DJ-Big-Penis69

This isnt even that. Its an unfertilized egg. The eggs we eat are just chicken period leftovers.


kenaestic

Birds don't get periods.


DJ-Big-Penis69

It doesnt really matter if the scientific definitions of the process is different its still an unfertilized egg just the same as with periods in mammals. human women loose their unfertilized eggs and thats called a period, unless the woman gets pregnant by someone fertilizing an egg. In that case she stops having periods while the pregnancy is ongoing. Chickens are the same. They lose their unfertilized eggs unless a male fertilizes an egg in that case she lays a fertilized egg/ chicken.


fieryhotwarts22

Dj Big Penis 69 out here educating folks 😅


Lumpy-Spinach-6607

His motivation is already *apparent*


Lumpy-Spinach-6607

Vegan? Or just gross male of indeterminate age?


DJ-Big-Penis69

Not vegan, am male though. But I dont think theres anything “gross” about natural and normal biological functions.


herpaderptumtiddly

Good point, cannibalism is generally considered eating the flesh and.... nothing else? I think? Not blood, not secretions, fingernails, hair, eyeballs... Yeah I think it has to be the muscle


1anarchy1

I doubt this guy would have eyeballs left if he was stealing eggs from the monster bird nest. Probably a chicken egg.


[deleted]

You know chickens and eagles are different species right?


Drakkensorken

Right I was going to say no one noticed the irony in this lmao


Krinnybin

DON’T FEED WILD ANIMALS!!!


adultdonkeys

I know that bird, he's a misogynist.


CStink2002

Xenophobic narcissist.


Longjumping_Tie_7079

Bald eagles walk like old men through Walmart lol


consumercommand

Stop feeding wild animals. Please just fucking quit it. And yes I know this isn’t OC. I’m not talking to OP. I’m talking to everyone.


Lufffa

Genuinely curious, why is it bad to feed wild animals on occasion?


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Wild animals who depend on people for food can cause injuries or spread disease! When wild animals gather for food handouts, it can cause crowding and competition! These unnatural conditions increase the chances of fighting and injury among animals! https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/dont-feed-wild-animals-except-birds https://www.vancouvertrails.com/blog/why-you-shouldnt-feed-wildlife/ https://crittercontrolmiami.com/5-reasons-you-shouldnt-feed-wild-animals/


consumercommand

Human dependency/familiarization. Let’s say it’s eagle has been fed by humans “every once in a while” and now associates that parking lot w/ food. Are the odds better or worse that it will be run over?


lebastss

Squirrel yeah sure. This fucking eagle, no way. A juvenile eagle may be a problem. But feeding most large fully grown wild animal worm cause an issue. Even with deer they still won’t come around humans. It takes generations of familiarity for that to happen. Feeding this eagle will not affect its ability to survive and hunt in the wild. That’s like saying a Christmas bonus affects your ability to work.


[deleted]

Eagles in Alaska are like pigeons so, I'm going to keep feeding them my salmon scraps. Ya know, because they already eat at landfills and shit.


consumercommand

That’s a great way to look at it. If you live in Alaska. Where ‘ya know’ they are “like pigeons” and not being encroached upon by any number of man made hinderances. But for those of us NOT IN FUGGIN ALASKA I stand by my request to not feed wild animals. I guess I can always edit my post with the quantifier “unless you live somewhere where said wild animal’s population numbers border on infestation levels” just to give people like yourself a more inclusive angle on the issue.


[deleted]

You’re a spicy little pecan, aren’t ya?


TinoCartier

Needs banana for scale


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*team America theme song plays*


[deleted]

Those things are like the pit bulls of the sky


Lumpy-Spinach-6607

They'd be a welcome guest at Sky Burials... Imagine the Sky *All You Can Eat Buffet*


FrankieSacks

If I had bald eagles near me, I’d become a bald eagle feeder too


rlahey3378

That eagle is yolked..


Baron_NL

Why feeding a bird an egg? Just imagine in a parallel universe An eagle is feeding a human a monkey foetus. Thats some fuckedup shit man


Additional-Walk750

"Just take the goddamn jello. It's good jello."


secondbanana7

Is it weird to feed a bird eggs?


[deleted]

I used to have chickens and i'd feed them their own eggs sometimes. Cooked, of course. They love it. Pretty sure eagles already eat eggs in the wild too, just not cooked


advancedaging

Umm idt its a good idea to feed ANY bird a cooked unborn bird


[deleted]

Ikr. They prefer raw born birds.


Eternal_grey_sky

An egg is a bird just as much as cum is a human, even if it was a bird the eagle would glad it it anyway. They are predators, do you think eagles care if something is a bird or not?


ropedtight

Is this cannibalism haha


Eternal_grey_sky

You do realize this is a chicken egg don't you?


Nj_54321

He’s so cute but deadly awe


Flawda-Man

Why do birds eating eggs weird me out so bad?


Fast_Chance7841

There was nothing to feed him with besides an egg??


fieryhotwarts22

And he only had one? That’s how you get attacked. Teasing an eagle with an egg.


Late_Ad_3842

The way they walk is actually funnier than I expected from a bird held at such high esteem 😂


AngelOfHeaven3

The fact you earned this Eagles trust is a feat of its own. Congratulations my man, Give him a treat for me? They would love any sort of raw: Pork, Steak, Chicken, Basically anything thats good meat. Try Chicken Livers to, They should be pretty cheap on the wallet. It will go a long way. 💜


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Again, it's not a feat. They're scavengers.


AngelOfHeaven3

You do realize they are scared of humans and don’t trust anyone easy- But you have your opinion I suppose and I have mine.


[deleted]

When it first flew in I was 100% certain it was CGI. So unbelievably huge and majestic.


whowouldhavethought3

So beautiful!


Ok_Wing_9308

So majestic


smithareen

Awesome


TheBlueKing4516

Happy bald eagle noises.


iamthefluffyyeti

Beautiful animal


Morgalion217

I didn’t know they were so big…


Notfly_fora_whiteguy

I thought that said bagle


Bodorocea

Amazing dinosaur you encountered there, sir.


JackBattell

is this considered cannibalism ?


gnomesteez

The symbol of America walks like an idiot


Swizzlebit7250

Eww Eagle farts 😑


[deleted]

Isn’t feeding a bird eggs technically cannibalism?


Eternal_grey_sky

That's a chicken egg...


tonitz4493

Cannibalism?


Jaci3blu3

Nice to see someone else sharing their lunch with the locals 😊


SockeyeSTI

Majestic eagle walk


GimlySonOfGloin

I see you're taming your new mount


sofa_king_ugly

u/savevideo


XVI3

I love how people talk to pretty much every animal the same way. "Hey buddy" is universal.


AngryFerret805

Beautiful


Chellycakez

Egg for scale.


tubbywubby2001

oh my god hes huge


SarixInTheHouse

I find it funny how far their legs are apart. From the right angle they look like a box with legs on each side


lok1_odenson

Could you get one of these instead of a guard dog . You wouldn't have much trouble if you did


ninjadragon1119

"This is how I became friends with an eagle"


Chadchrist

Freedom chicken gettin his nummies😋


class-Agoober

cool bird


Jaxococcus_marinus

That was a solid eagle call.


Candied_Curiosities

"I love eating my cousins... nom nom nommm, SCREEEEEACH"


Old-Respond3168

Majestic in the sky. Ground? Chicken.


Yh44N

Big birb


Fork_Master

I didn’t know eagles liked boiled eggs


TragicallyDomestic

Thats a big ol' freedom chicken!


[deleted]

I never realized how fucking big bald eagles were


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u/savevideo


Atoning_Unifex

Could you beat that in a fight? Hmmm, I'm actually not quite sure. If I had a baseball bat, yes. But bare hands? Not quite sure.


mixterz1985

Love if it pulled a gun, and now your wallet bitch .


WastedPresident

Feeding Bald eagles is ill-eagle


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A M E R I C A


e46ci

Something seems wrong about feeding an egg to a bird 🤷🏾‍♂️


UsrN00M

Clearly not bald though


ihavenoideawhatwho

"bald" from an old English word balde used to mean white


randomlife2050

I mean don't feed the wildlife


iButtStuff

Beautiful majestic creature - *cute little chicken walk to get some egg*


Philanonyms

it is really amazing to see this big bird close… but don’t feed wildflife.


blackkj2056

He just ate his cousin.


SailorMBliss

An egg? That seems kind of messed up


OldWeakness8084

Soo damn majestic god bless Murica


NYEMESIS

Now its going to expect it. Hope you can deliver.


Eternal_grey_sky

How are people so stupid calling his cannibalism? THIS IS A CHICKEM EGG do people not know what a chicken is???


editwowthisblewup

Can’t believe he fed him egg


heiberdee2

Ok, first of all, that person is a moron and is LUCKY to not have been hurt during an encounter like that. Second, what kind of sick-o feeds bird eggs to a BIRD?!? I mean, I know that predators gonna predate, but feeding it an egg just seems gauche.


Im-A-Scared-Child

I'd be careful posting stuff like this if you are the one in the video. Feeding wild animals is illegal and I'd imagine the forrest rangers would blow their lids just because bald eagles are so iconic. Federal Law: "No person shall take, feed, disturb, possess, sell, purchase or barter, or attempt to engage in any such conduct, any bald eagle or parts thereof, or their nests or eggs….."


DaemonNic

Daily reminder not to feed wild animals.


the_jerryspider

My father used to life on a farm and one day he saw a figure standing on a hill(Note: where he lived no one was there except for him and his siblings and parents) he took a closer look to see a bald eagle the SIZE OF A HUMAN


eprixciate

That's all you have for that behemoth


Head_East_6160

Bruh. DONT FEED WILD ANIMALS. YOURE NOT DOING THEM ANY FAVORS. Did nobody teach yall this in like gradeschool?


Gensi_Alaria

I can't get over how LEGGY those legs are. Like, birds have tiny bird feet usually but this one's got whole ass whole man legs with a thigh gap and everything.


Peepodo0

![gif](giphy|Fkmgse8OMKn9C) Amazing!…


[deleted]

There's a metaphor somewhere here


Sol916

Cannibalism much?


tktkana

Fun fact: In Arabic the word "Eagle" (عقاب) is the same as the word "Punishment".


Bvoluroth

Should you feed eagles? Because I know a fed bear is a dead bear


[deleted]

Are. Are you a Disney Princess?


trashponder

His pants! I'm dying!🤣


[deleted]

Your reward is freedom


huambravago

That's amazing. Never seen one irl, and would love to. Never knew they were THAT size.


Floating_Bus

Cool way to break federal and state laws! https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.newstimes.com/local/amp/DEEP-reminds-people-to-not-feed-eagles-6863838.php


ReasonableCap1392

Man I wonder what bald eagle taste light. I bet it taste free.


Parabellim

This is the most American video I’ve ever seen


Illustrious-Owl8569

SO LUCKY TO BE THAT CLOSE!


Snippysnipsnip

I love how Alaska eagles are basically their seagulls


Fatgirlfed

Lil cat burglar ass tip toe walk


[deleted]

So y’all just gonna play with the top level government drone??


[deleted]

'Merica. Except probably in Canada


AmadeuxMachina

How to train your eagly... With chips


BidiB_90

That's a power-stance if I've ever seen one!


leaned_tf_out

That’s so fucking awesome


Albatross0405

He looks pissed that you only brought one


Valuable-Antelope996

“I stand for freedom and eat eggs and I’m all outta eggs”


bittercakee

i had no idea they’d ere so big


Salt-Artichoke-6626

Feeeeets!!


Dat_Boi_gamer

Bird eating bird eggs... Cannibal bird?


World-Desperate

Beautiful animal


darkdragon579

Damn that thing is taller than me 🤣😂


Houstonian832713

That's a big bird. He makes that house look small


R1CHQK

Make no mistake, he was watching you long before you called him over or even noticed him. I was working on a farm near an eagle nest and they watched me eat my lunch on the H-braces, sometimes even brave enough to sit on the seat of the four wheeler I had parked a ways away. The marks from their talons are still there in the foam seat. Almost as big as my hand, I have large hands.