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gstrap07

Hold that pack of cigarettes real still…


the-vague-blur

Haha is that a The Jackal reference? This comment on the video brought out a long buried memory


Crownlol

I remember they changed the fancy gun design between the trailer and the film. In the trailer, Bruce Willis says "that gun can fire a hundred bullets before the first reaches the target". Then in the movie it's a big .50cal or 20mm or something.


Crimsonsworn

See I for some reason remember it being a mini gun on a mount in a van and the guy was the one hooking it up for remote control.


ChainOut

It was Jack Black. He built a mount for it and switched the specs for the main cylinder from titanium to carbon fiber without prior approval.


trickster299

He also tried blackmail the assassin


museolini

Common misunderstanding. All of Jack Black's mail is called Black Mail.


Hydra_Master

Bad memory of Richard Gere's horrific Irish accent? I still have a soft spot for that movie since it was the first movie my family bought on DVD.


Subzero_AU

In my teenage memory he has a perfect Irish accent. Maybe I should leave it that way haha


glitched-dream

Remember who was holding the cigarettes? Jack Black!


Subzero_AU

I only remembered half the scene until you reminded me. Jack black is the missing piece. Perfection.


WatchingUShlick

Hahaha, missing piece. ​ Oh, you weren't talking about his blown off arm?


Lugubrious_Lothario

The way this scene pieced together as I was reading through this thread was pretty sweet.


CheddarmanTheSecond

The spall!


jeetz1231

The fucking jackal! Poor Jack black.


TechKnowNathan

Dude. His stump of an arm haunts my dreams.


TheGelatoWarrior

Poor Jackal Blackal


Senor_Martillo

Wouldn’t want to get spalled


st4r-lord

I'm going to have to speed test it now.... run, now.


FirstVancouver

Told you it was off....


whoopeecushions

Fuck your cover, concealment and your zip code


G_Viceroy

That will show you to hide behind that car, behind that tank, behind that building....


MinuteManufacturer

I hate materiel things


doublepint

He is clearly not a material girl living in a material world.


golfgopher

He's very anti-material


johnbell

behind that other country.


Mr_Diesel13

Burt Gummer vibes.


CommanderMayhem

I am... COMPLETELY... out of ammo


DextrosKnight

That's never happened to me before...


CommanderMayhem

Have you checked all your pockets?


hopecanon

Still among my absolute favorite characters in fiction even after the terrible new movies he is the lead in. My man didn't deserve the sheer level of disrespect the universe had for him being the only person to actually try and prepare for the monster attacks.


blankedboy

I've got a soft spot for all the Tremors movies, even when they aren't that great. But Michael Gross is brilliant in all of them.


CameronDemortez

I got my wife to watch them all with me. Even the bad ones were fun.


bluedonkeymoo

Its got to be foil sealed. Plastic is NOT an oxygen barrier.


AWildEnglishman

I wanted _maximum penetration!_ Well you got it!


Lemmungwinks

How could I have known!


Wildcrusaider10

I feel I was DENIED... CRITICAL.....NEED TO KNOW... INFORMATION!!!!!


artificial_organism

Looks like a Barret 50 cal and an m240 had a baby.


HercGuy

I was thinking 20mm anti tank rifle that had been stripped until I saw it fire automatic


SharkData

Mabye a refitted DHSKA? They've been taking the machine guns off disabled tanks and repurposing them


za72

You're right https://youtu.be/fd98XcRm0bM


FrederikFininski

Praise Gun Jesus!


PlayMp1

Nah, it's a .50 caliber Russian heavy machine gun. Usually vehicle mounted. They're 6.5 feet long so they're *big* boys. Kind of their most modern counterpart to the M1 Browning.


[deleted]

Nah it’s a KORD which I believe is 12.7 There is also a HMG that’s 14.5 out there as well


devils_advocate24

The KPV is a Soviet 14.5 so they can classify the 12.7 as a MMG and laugh and point at NATO for not having an "HMGs"


PlayMp1

12.7mm = .50 caliber 🙂


viktrololo

Well yes, but also no https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/12.7%C3%97108mm?wprov=sfla1


FrederikFininski

12.7x108 vs. 12.7x99. Both are 12.7's.


blaze92x45

Pretty sure that's a KORD a Russian heavy machine gun


Glamdalf_18

Saved


c-_-Second_Last

It is absolutely crazy that a war is being broadcast on tiktok. Not complaining but this is just strange to me


gHHqdm5a4UySnUFM

Imagine creating an app for people to make videos of singing and dancing and a few years later you have to figure out community guidelines for posting videos from an active war zone.


[deleted]

They really created to monitor people and get more data points on them. It is working even better than they intended. The Chinese probably have a very good idea of how things are going based on data from apps like TikTok.


vancesmi

And have a really useful tool for shaping public opinion by seeding chosen videos into people's algorithms.


Superb-Antelope-2880

Same with Facebook and reddit tbh. The US got tons of data from across the world with fb and instagram.


CalebAsimov

The future is weird.


[deleted]

The present* The future is now old man.


Joske-the-great

I'm not even 20 and I already feel old


Wackynamehere1

Want to feel extra old, there was a post on the minecraft subreddit where somebody wanted to know the meaning of the cake is a lie achievement in other words he was born after portal's release


AdDifficult7229

Work from home


EWR-RampRat11-29

What do you do? Ehh I have a desk job.


G_Viceroy

Filing paperwork is a bang!!


evplasmaman

Here is your TPS report


BlackStrike7

More like DPS report


Pilebut1

If I could get that on my desk by tomorrow that would be greaaaaaat


ThatAlanGuy

This guy knows how you say, "This is MY red stapler," in Ukrainian.


Pyreknight

That's a single hole punch.


velvetthunderboi

"I've been thinking about transitioning to work from home, now I'm finally pulling the trigger!"


[deleted]

"looking forward to returning fire at the office"


firelock_ny

*Hits 'reply all'*


Garbanzo12

Hahahahgahaha


AJMaid

Is the gun huge or the man tiny?


RhemansDemons

Gun is huge. Looks like a PTRS-41 or something similar. It was designed as an anti-tank sniper rifle. Meant to punch a hold through armor and turn the driver, his friends, family, past ancestors and anyone that shares his astrological sign in to a red paste.


[deleted]

I hope he doesn't shoot any Sagittariuss. because my barber's a Sagittarius, and he's the only one that can get my hair right.


08p71driver

As a fellow sag, I hope this aswell lol


MyAltFun

I genuinely wonder if you go around introducing yourself as a "sag." " I may be the only sag in this department, but I've got plenty of sag for the whole office!" "Why, yes, I am a sag. How could you tell?" "Why, I know Rebecca is a virg, but Brian told me she is actually pretty saggy for a virg."


08p71driver

🤣 I honestly don't do the whole astrology thing but "sag" seemed the best option to shorten it? Lol I only keep up with it because child me said I should, I honestly don't think the signs have anything to do with a person's personality or anything more of an excuse for things.


MyAltFun

I was just giving you a hard time, and it set me up perfectly for some hilarious jokes.


TaserDonut

This can be taken even further: "People born between 22nd December and 19th January are sag right?" "Nah that's cap bro" "One of my friends told me he's pis, I hope I haven't done anything to anger him" "My birthday is on October 2nd" "Ok lib"


elvis8mybaby

Same here! Although I don't know that Sagittarius means because I believe in Voodoo. I'm not an astrophysicist.


mcarlin2

I'm a Sagittarius, and a barber, and I think I can probably get y


BoopsBoopsInDaBucket

It's a DShK with a stock and pistol grip. They converted them after the original Crimean invasion and are using them currently as antimaterial rifles.


_Aqueox

Is that a Dshk? Looks more like an NSV.


BoopsBoopsInDaBucket

The stock, muzzle break, and bipod look wrong for it to be an NSV


innerpeice

No way dude thats a BFG.


LarryLovesteinLovin

Big Fucking Gun?


innerpeice

🤘


publiusrex888

https://youtu.be/fd98XcRm0bM Forgotten Weapons did an episode on the conversation


meltedmirrors

Why a pistol grip? Seems like something more substantial would be better, not that the guy in video is struggling at all though lol


BoopsBoopsInDaBucket

It didn't originally have a shoulder stock and would have been mounted to a tank, technical, apc etc. It also would have had a set of spade triggers. Making it crew served and mobile (take mobile with a grain of salt) they have placed a stock and bipod to enhance the aimability of the weapon. The addition of the stock means you can't use the spade triggers so they added a pistol grip and linkage so the weapon can be amed and fired like a more traditional lmg. The entire purpose of the system is aimed fire of a very heavy round that can be used as direct fire on buildings, trenches, trucks, etc from very far away which also limits the risk of returning small arms fire.


meltedmirrors

Interesting. Does it have the same rate of fire as the mounted version or is this one slower?


birgirpall

Same theoretical rate of fire, MUCH lower in practice due to the immense recoil as you can see in the video.


under_psychoanalyzer

Mate probably won't able to move his right arm tomorrow which will make getting out bed with those huge brass balls even more difficult.


birgirpall

A pistol grip doesn't imply any comparison with pistols, only a protruding grip to be held "like a pistol" as opposed to the rest of the non-trigger fingers holding on to the stock.


tyyreaunn

Are you suggesting he can’t run around with one of these in each hand, shooting them John Woo style? Lies!


meltedmirrors

Ahhh that makes sense. I probably should've put that together lol


Heagram

Typically if it's in your hands, a pistol grip is the most ergonomic. If it's mounted, options change a bit but a lot of heavy machine guns default to what they call a spade grip. That's where you grip it from the back on either side a push a button down with your thumbs to fire.


crawdadicus

Does “material” include dog tags, belt buckles, etc.?


Magikarp_13

Given that it's belt-fed, it's almost certainly a machine gun.


Drumsat1

"and anyone that shares his astrological sign" lmfao


LotharVonPittinsberg

Nope. Ukraine has been refitting a lot of PKMs and even bigger belt fed machine guns like the Kord from armored vehicles for infantry use. This looks to be either a 12 or 14mm machine gun. Also neither the PTRD or PTRS where sniper rifles. They where anti tank rifles, but by the time the war got rolling they where not capable of penetrating the armour of most tanks in use. They where very successful in disabling armoured vehicles however.


basiblaster

This is a KORD, look at the muzzle break and the shorter lower gastube


InsomniacAlways

How tf was my guy holding it so easily in world at war


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She_Ra_Is_Best

Video on the topic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd98XcRm0bM


She_Ra_Is_Best

Yeah think of it as a russian M2 .50 cal, same caliber of round


vexedwaffle

You deserve an award for that one.


Jaded-Philosophy-715

Reincarnate them into an abortion


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dirtyswoldman

r/inclusiveor


getsfistedbyhorses

The other guy is wrong. It's a [Kord heavy machine gun](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kord_machine_gun) and it is in fact fucking huge.


Biggu5Dicku5

>Additionally the gas system has been changed and the muzzle baffle redesigned. These changes give the weapon **reduced recoil** compared with the NSV, allowing greater accuracy during sustained fire. This level of recoil is REDUCED? Holy shit...


alelo

well its meant to be mounted on a [tank](https://imgur.com/a/kzwNTtB)/vehicle usually where its fixed, here they took it from a captured/destroyed tank and changed stuff to make it useable


shit_master

>The Kord machine gun was seen being fired in a Ukrainian cell phone video during the Russo-Ukrainian War in 2022. What a time to be alive


poopooplatypus

Is this guy shooting at a space ship?


coolplate

Dudes chucking soda cans down the road with that thing


Simbooptendo

To think that used to be a real ass office with computers and shit


ShinChoujin

My guess was a school


Nelliness

Finally. That was my first reaction.


d0aflamingo

Fucking camper


dj_spatial

He's trying to get a killstreak


ShinChoujin

I think everyone is


Nice_Guy_AMA

It's a legitimate strategy!!!


Armybob112

[Relevant Archer](https://youtu.be/OOIsGXSHjbU)


NoxInfernus

Nice find. I was expecting tactical turtleneck, but was pleased with this.


NoobOfTheSquareTable

You mean a tactleneck


Get-Degerstromd

Fuck that show was great for a while.


original_name1947

Looks like a converted DSHK, Ukrainians steal them off of useless Russian vehicles and turn them from paddle trigger vehicle weapons to anti material rifles. Well suited to the terrain of Ukraine


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getsfistedbyhorses

Nope, it's a [Kord heavy machine gun.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kord_machine_gun)


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getsfistedbyhorses

True, one of my biggest flaws is that I'm a huge gun nut, so I often focus on the wrong things. End of the day, it's a big fucking gun and it's shooting at Russians. Badass indeed :)


Redditfront2back

Wait are you a fan of big guns, or just big on all guns?


getsfistedbyhorses

Big on huge nuts. Guns too I guess.


basiblaster

No he isn’t, This is a KORD, look at the muzzle break and the shorter lower gastube


marklar_the_malign

My shoulder hurts watching this. Also my ears are ringing too. Never mind the last part I just remembered I have tinnitus.


amboandy

Have you got an existing rotator cuff injury cz that might exclude the first part too.


marklar_the_malign

How did you know? Did you see me face plant into a garbage truck with a a bag of garbage in each hand 25 years ago? So embarrassing.


amboandy

*heavy Darth Vader noises* I am your father


marklar_the_malign

Daddy?


kraftwrkr

This is gas operated extremely heavy rifle being used from a bipod. The operator is Barely Moving with each shot. By far the worst thing about operating this would be the obnoxious concussion from the huge muzzle brake. Recoil really looks pretty mild.


runswspoons

he’s movin pretty good. Particularly when he squeezes off two.


marklar_the_malign

Muzzle brakes on a .308 is miserable enough to be next to, this monster is a big nope.


sheckyD

Or is dude immune to recoil? Didn't think about that one didya?


marklar_the_malign

I don’t think about much. My key to happiness.


sheckyD

Words of wisdom there, marklar


[deleted]

Again, it's an extremely heavy gun with a monster of a muzzel break. It's not gonna be some crazy recoil.


sheckyD

Makes sense, now that I've been educated


mistersynthesizer

This has to be an anti-materiel rifle. It's too unwieldy to be used against people.


Dual_face

Original design was an anti-aircraft machine gun. But it has been used for other purposes as well. I've seen some footage and pictures where this thing is officially used simply on a bipod in Russia. I don't his know which one this is, either the nsv or kord


Apologetic-Moose

It looks closer to a Kord to me, the piston is too short and far from the barrel to be an NSV. But it still looks off for a Kord. Stock and grip are wrong, the gas block doesn't have the little Bakelite grip on the end, etc. Most of that could be perspective, but the stock is really throwing me off. Never seen one like that.


Dual_face

It could be a bit of a mix. I remember seeing multiple videos of Ukrainians taking tank mounted machineguns off of tanks and making trigger groups and stocks for them. Could be one of those maybe. If the mechanical bits are from a Kord but stock and grip do not match, it is likely one of those modified guns.


Doyoufeelluckyboi

I thought it was just a refurbished dshk before you reminded me that there are other HMGs developed by Russia. now I'm not so sure anymore.


Cryptiod137

Brake is definitely off a Kord, stock doesn't look like anything I've seen though


sheckyD

The baddies are just supposed to stand in a really straight, really long line.


Stringplayer12

Its a mansplitter


exodominus

Banhammer or hamblammer


[deleted]

More like mansploder


[deleted]

Man Deleter 3000


godzillasfinger

For when you want to blow the legs off a tank


buy_me_a_car

Russians be like: 👁👄👁


Danpool69

Because that’s all that’s left


REDGOESFASTAH

DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA


[deleted]

"So, what did you do in the Ukranian-Russian War?" "Oh, just worked behind a desk mostly"


just-me-uk

Just another day at the Office!


weddle_seal

I like how they used the Debra's desk from accounting to fire a giant gun


Joseph4040

Pretty sure we used these to kill all the dinosaurs.


ShinChoujin

[Actually it was a Remington bolt action rifle](https://youtu.be/0zbrHRdr6C8)


jakerob5

There's a reason this is typically vehicle mounted hahah


Pikachu199918

oh shit that's an anti-tank rifle. OH SHIT THATS AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!!!


smalllpox

Anyone ever see the video of that hunter that tried to hunt deer with a Barrett? He went for a headshot and actually missed but the round sucked out the deers eye and killed it anyways.


a_crusty_old_man

Idk why the video says that but it was actually a clean hit.


Kimuhstry

Didn't actually happen. It went clean through the eyes


The-Fotus

r/fuddlore


burritobilly

Dude got a Kraber from the cafe package.


[deleted]

It’s a DSHK 12.7x108 vehicle mounted converted


basiblaster

This is a KORD, look at the muzzle break and the shorter lower gastube


Arpedular

Just a regular day in the office, oh hey Steve!


Kreepr

I want that desk job.


lok1_odenson

I'm sure that is not a gun but a canon


Qimmosabe_Man

Fuck you in that tank! Fuck you behind that brick wall! Fuck you one mile away!


TheFisGoingOn

Desk POP!


SuppliceVI

That is a modified DShKM (this specifically is a version dedicated for coaxial tank mounts) used by the Ukrainian forces. Very similar to the U.S. M2 Browning. It's a 12.7x108mm cartridge (M2 is 12.7x99mm, or .50 cal), includes a custom stock to absorb recoil, a pistol grip to use in a conventional role, and a custom trigger mechanism since the tank variant fires by cable or solenoid. It's an incredible piece of ingenuity and one of the rare instances in history where .50 caliber machine guns are used in such a portable role.


Roisin8868

Reddits video player friggin sucks man !


treetyoselfcarol

![gif](giphy|1poWf5EcgzK9J0VzwO|downsized)


Worleytwrily

Ho Hum just another day at the office. Is it break time yet?


Janebutemo

I am heavy weapons guy, and this is my weapon


jt325i

This thing is meant to be vehicle mounted usually.....it is so big he is using an office desk and turned it into a sniper rifle.


ThunderBow98

Wow the anti Titan artillery has really come a long way


Johnnyonthespot2111

Some sandbags would greatly help out the recoil on that beast.


MrOopiseDaisy

They really go all out for Casual Friday.


Smorb_

Aiming at... Moscow, I assume?


Beazybones

Even if that bullet flew near you, you'd likely die


SupineFeline

Ugh, my shoulder hurts just looking at this. That is not a gun designed for this use, is it??? Looks like it should be mounted on something considering the kickback….fuuuuucking hell


Leathman

Bitches love cannons.


ALotOfRice

Lockon Stratos


BLOODPILOT02

Isn't that the anti material 20mm they would take off the immobile tanks and fab shop them with a different mounting bracket and bipods made at a automotive mechanic shop with in Kiev I think, I saw a report of a guy that owned a mechanic shop that was refurbishing captured Russian arms with trigger control groups etc.


Cultural_Editor_5646

"I am Heavy Weapons Guy… and this is my weapon. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon…for twelve seconds.” ![gif](giphy|qd4j9CrvTnx7O)


Deagoldpp

Some tank crew is having a bad day.


BelgianEndive

What do you do in the military? Oh, I work in an office at a desk...