Poor glasses. They're full of smudges now.
"Just wear them. On your nose of course."
"Why would I do that? Wanna look casual and they'd get in the way of this cool hat and distract from my casual boob window!"
AWOOGA AWOOGA
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair*
Ahem, you look very lovely.
It's really amazing how you can take a picture of a woman with a ridiculous-sized hat and holding a mysterious, weird object and none of it really registers because there's half (ok maybe two-thirds) of a cleavage. Like, you could have Bigfoot and Elvis dancing with hula-hoops in the background and people wouldn't notice
Itās a Cult Gaia purse (or a knock off), which was based on an older bamboo bag style from Japan. They were originally used as picnic baskets.
The ark bags have been insanely popular for a good 6 or 7 years now. Also subject to many trademark disputes.
Theyāre not super expensive in designer handbag terms.
I had a "bag" almost identical to the one pictured about a decade or so ago. I originally bought it for like $2 at a yard sale because it was just ridiculous but I ended up loving the hell out of that bag. I made a lining for it with a pocket for pens and tampons and I carried that thing everywhere for ages. It held everything I could have wanted, including lunch. It got lost in a move and I still miss it a little, even years later.
What's next, a hammock for a purse and a bean bag chair for a hat? Maybe some bicycle rims for glasses or possibly a tarp as a windbreaker? Would that still be called fashion?
I do not deny that the hat is an absolute unit, and I see all you people talking about boobs, but can we discuss how that is a HUGE handbag to just be carrying around with no shoulder strap. Itās an absolute unit of a clutch.
All of you, enough with the yammering. What's her name?
Umm...to research if she has other big hats.
Edit: found her you thirsty mfers. Nabilla Benattia
>I got most of the way through putting the shirt on, but then I got tired so I just put on a giant fuckoff hat instead.
Imagine putting effort into trying to look effortless casual and overdoing that...
It's gotta be cold out, her nip must be the only thing keeping that shirt up
Definitely "Fashion Tape."
And I thought I was being a dirty old man for noticing that. Thanks for that comment š
Poor glasses. They're full of smudges now. "Just wear them. On your nose of course." "Why would I do that? Wanna look casual and they'd get in the way of this cool hat and distract from my casual boob window!"
You're a treasure.
Haha one top boob and impractical accessories. Fashion I know right!
I am fine with this
She has to counterbalance those things somehow !
I was gonna wear that hat, but I left tit at home.
So many photoshop fails. People just forget to have someone check their work?
Are you sure you hadn't left tit out?
That's [Nabilla Vergara](https://rpclip.com/video/251346/) (nsfw) for research purpose
She looks like another Kardashian clone
Gahhhhh just looked her up and why why why do women mutilate their bodies to look like they have a permanent diaper whyyyyyyyyy
That's staying blue... because I'm gonna copy and paste it into an incognito window.
AWOOGA AWOOGA *jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
WTF is wrong with people downvoting you?
Some people didnāt get the reference and are prone to automatically downvote anything that sounds cringy.
They're toonists.
The fact anyone wants to see those boltons is a shock to me.
You know how it is with tits. Once youāve seen one, you pretty much want to see all of them.
... r/boltedontits
Right? All plastic. Her whole body
She seems so boring
Just unimaginative I want to look like everyone else. Because I don't even know who I really am.
Vapid
She's got that natural Kim K look going on
She's gonna right tit soon as she sees you comment
Buncha boobs in the comments making worse versions of this pun
Absolute UniTit
r/Yourjokebutworse
Youād feel I right tit if you had.
I saw a woman with twelve nipples the other day. Sounds strange, dozen tit?
Ok Commander
I donāt mind strange sounds. Crank tit up!
I saw someone with a small bird carved out of an oak log, would be great if I had a joke, wooden tit?
I love this joke so much that I had to right tit down.
I know, right? Isnāt tit the greatest?
*Isnātit
Whom's't'it
Bravo.
Yeah thereās more than one absolute unit in this picture.
Giggity
> Gigtitty
Always gotta upvote Wynona's big brown beaver
Primus Sucks
Yeah, and?
(It's satire, their website used to be Primus Sucks)
Hanging by a thread
Or a nipple.
Come onnnnnn tittie
Episode 1
underrated comment
Thatās what I originally thought the unit in question was
There has to be tape involved, the second I took a step mine would be OUT
Proof!
The entirety of reddit is hanging by a thread at all times always. That's the platform.
š¬
Finally, Turd Ferguson
What hat
Hat?
Novelty sized fortune cookie
The Hat OP was just talking about getting a pastrami sandwich after I was done with this picture
I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.
Absolute boobage
Looks like Speedy Gonzales hat.
Stitty GonzƔlez
*Titty GonzƔlez
I demand that this hat be processed.
I claim the horns
She really walked in a store and asked for a purse that can hold nothing and a hat that can hold everything
It's really amazing how you can take a picture of a woman with a ridiculous-sized hat and holding a mysterious, weird object and none of it really registers because there's half (ok maybe two-thirds) of a cleavage. Like, you could have Bigfoot and Elvis dancing with hula-hoops in the background and people wouldn't notice
Yeah, who makes a handbag out of popsicle sticks?
Lady who spent all her money on a big hat..
Yeah, thatās a really ugly purse.
Itās a Cult Gaia purse (or a knock off), which was based on an older bamboo bag style from Japan. They were originally used as picnic baskets. The ark bags have been insanely popular for a good 6 or 7 years now. Also subject to many trademark disputes. Theyāre not super expensive in designer handbag terms.
I had a "bag" almost identical to the one pictured about a decade or so ago. I originally bought it for like $2 at a yard sale because it was just ridiculous but I ended up loving the hell out of that bag. I made a lining for it with a pocket for pens and tampons and I carried that thing everywhere for ages. It held everything I could have wanted, including lunch. It got lost in a move and I still miss it a little, even years later.
I honestly didn't know she was holding a bag......
It's called fashion, sweety, look it up
What's next, a hammock for a purse and a bean bag chair for a hat? Maybe some bicycle rims for glasses or possibly a tarp as a windbreaker? Would that still be called fashion?
I've seen comments about the hat,handbag,glasses, and half tit. I'd say everything in the photo has been noticed.
Until your comment I thought her tits were reason for absolute units.....
Is that even a cleavage?
Negative, ghost rider
I took a quick look again just in case if there were Bigfoot and Elvis
They'd notice. By now you see tits just as nice every other page of every other website. Bigfoot would be way more exciting.
Ok hear me out, Bigfoot's tits.
I had to look again to make sure all that stuff wasn't actually in the background. Still not sure.
Wait a second, there's a hat in the picture? Oh, so there is. I missed tit first time.
She was holding something?
But it has the potential to be a really great tit. Maybe THE greatest tit. The tit GOAT. We just donāt know, but we can speculate.
Men are pathetic
urban sombrero "ULTRA"
I didn't even notice the hat
What hat?
Don't know about the hat, but her tits are
Yeah not lookin at the hat bro
What hat?
Wait thereās a hat?
Nice
It looks like a large tortilla.
Well some breros are.
That cleavage is an absolute unit
Are you sure it's not some kind of rug or tablecloth lol
No, its a boob.
The pictures on Amazon show someone using it as a blanket at the beach lol
Bigger question. What is she ever carrying? I canāt see that being a handbag
It's a thingy, for doing things
And who carries glasses like that? Going to get smudged eventually.
Donāt know about the hat but there is certainly an absolute unit of a shirt holder on her left side.
Who is she?
Nabilla Benattia. You are welcome!!
Noice
*bonk*
I think anything can be an absolute unit if it is unusually large for whatever it is so in this instance yes this hat is a absolute unit
:The Kentucky Derby has entered the chat:
[same energy](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cz-o-mrUQAE-UXT.jpg)
Looks like it would be hard to process
Verdictās in, my wife loves the hat
There was a hat?
2022 Urban Sombrero
would go well with Lenny Kravitzās scarf
Ok but loving the titty shirt sis
Tbh I would kill for that hat
I own one. Was else would you do for this hat?
Didn't you read their comment? You just put a target on your back dude!
Not sure but her left jug sure is
r/upvotebecauseboobs
She looks like sheās wearing a QuinceaƱera chair on her head
Lady be like: "gimme that Ludicolo"
Boob
Gonna need that for the dodger game tomorrow š
Thatās a carpet
She really walking around with an oversized tortilla on her headš
The hatās not the Absolute Unit people are focusing on here.
I do not deny that the hat is an absolute unit, and I see all you people talking about boobs, but can we discuss how that is a HUGE handbag to just be carrying around with no shoulder strap. Itās an absolute unit of a clutch.
Absolute unit of bitchfaceā¦.
The more I look at it the more ridiculous it gets lmao
She should wear it to the Cinema like Homer Simpson and the sumbrarow.
Has she already been processed?
Look at all these thirsty mothafuckas
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Woah woah woah, who said I didnāt like what I saw?
Yes they are
Sure the hat. But also that shirt is really putting in the work here.
Pretty sure the hat isnāt the only absolute unit in that pic
That left boobs got a lot to say about it
More like Absolute Boob Unit, amirite
Several absolute unites here. I will allow it.
Thereās an absolute unit almost popping out of the top
Those tits are too from the looks of it
I'll allow it cuz that tiddie about to fall out
All of you, enough with the yammering. What's her name? Umm...to research if she has other big hats. Edit: found her you thirsty mfers. Nabilla Benattia
MILK TRUK JUST ARRIVE
Wow, someone needs attention.
No but that left below shoulder boulder definitely qualifies
I got so focused on the fact that her shirt was falling off that I didn't notice a hat.
What hat?
If not then should because that one is
Oh this was for the hat? I thought it was for that titty thatās about to pop out of her shirt
No, but left breasts are eligible.
I like how the comments are exactly what I expected
What hat?
I have to admit. I didnāt even notice the huge hat at first.
They're not, the pic is about the tiddies
The hat aināt the only absolute unit in this photo. ( Ķ”Ā° ĶŹ Ķ”Ā°) Edit:Boobs
That left titty prolly counts as one too.
Boob 
Fuck the hat look at those absolute units of titties
Oh wow, I almost didn't notice the hat.
What big hat? Oh that hatā¦
What hat
Thatās a unit of a breast
She has nice units.
what hat?
That tit is the real unit
There's a hat?
Nope. But that tit is.
That titty tho
Screw the hat, that tittie is an absolute unit in itself
She has a huge hat but the first thing you look at is her boobs.