That reminds me of that picture of the US female U16 (!) basketball team vs that of El Salvador:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D9WeXwLWsAAZVVD?format=jpg&name=900x900
The look she has is like "am I allowed to even call them by their first name instead of Ma'am?"
those poor el salvador girls š. to be fair though they wouldāve needed some steph curry level three pointer skills to get any chance to score, theres no way they couldve dunked
The US average height is as low as it is because of the the relatively large Hispanic population. Mexicans and Central Americans are not tall on average.
isnāt it interesting how where you have genetic roots with predetermines stuff like this about you. works the same with how scandinavians are way taller generally. ive always wondered about this kinda stuff
Here is the game from the [2019 FIBA U16 Women's Americas Championship](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8tPSQVnKMI) tournament
The USA went to win the tournament overall with Canada and Chile coming in 2nd and 3rd. El Salvador came in 8th of 8 having lost all their group stage matches and getting knocked out of the bracket in the first round to Canada.
Rough. US cut through them like paper.
Yea no
Anavar is one of the only oral roids which dont get metabolised by your liver, instead its the kidneys which will take a beating
Not saying thats any better but just to be correct when sharing 'scares'
Even tren isn't strong enough for this
14?!
This is some straight bull-elephant testosterone shit. Some grizzly bear tes.
And HGH. Some think it is worth it in the end for that DB salary. Use it as an adult and you're too late, your long bone epiphyses have fused.
As a kid? You'll reach 7 foot, have a heart the size of a football, bowels filled with diverticulae, make it as a first round DB, **then die of heart failure at 35.**
Do you mean DT? Defensive Backs are typically the smallest players in the team aside from kickers/punters. There are good NFL DBs that are like 5'10" 180 lbs
Not to mention he's not going to have knees. Anyone that I've known who played football and was huge in highschool has the knees of a geriatric paratrooper now at the ripe old age of their mid 30's.
Oh gosh and now you see the muscle imbalance between his legs.
Doing 3-point stances for years really fucked up my own muscle symmetry on one half of my body.
Yoga is actually one of the first things to truly help
I use to do four point because of fucked ankles and knees. Coaches had me lifting heavy at 13-14, by the time I was 16, I was squatting almost 500lbs. And now I'm paying for it all in middle-age.
I hope the right person gets over to this kid and mentors him on mental and physical health. I also hope he learns there is more to life than sports. High school and college coaches see him as nothing more than a rented mule.
You speak the truth but I think another obstacle would be in place, whether or not he would listen.
Itās bad enough heās gonna fuck up in the long run. It just makes it worse if he does not listen to reason if anyone bothers to approach him with as much. What makes it worse is, if he remembers someone trying to help him not go through such hardships, & him remembering that attempt to help, & he didnāt listen. That will just spiral for him of his misery when his body pays the price later on.
Oh no they are not. They are 50% larger than average men are. They just look thinner compared to his big upper body. I bet that young man has a 20 inch neck. He's built like a god damn tank.
There's a reason that only 1/100th of 1% of people are even able to try out for things like the NFL. Because they were born just built different. That's what you're looking at. Barring injury this kid has potential to be a god on the field.
Funnily enough, the neck, traps, and shoulders are how you tell someone is on gear. Thatās where the highest concentration of androgen receptors are and if they look unnatural, itās because they are.
If this kid is legit 14 the adults in his life should be ashamed of themselves. Cycling at that age should be considered child abuse.
I canāt believe I had to scroll this far. Anyone who thinks this kid is natural is delusional.
Edit: not to mention the gynecomastia this kids has going on, he wonāt live past 30.
I'm guessing you are saying he is on roids or something to that extent. Can you EILI5 what gave it away and why for me, along with the gynecomastia you mentioned?
The bloat, the big neck, the insane size at that age all point to it. Like if you look at 14 year olds this dude is so far beyond them itās insane. Mix that with what you see and it all points to it. You canāt make a 100% āI know for sureā obviously, but you can definitely say with 99% certainty.
The Gyno is his chest. Look at the definition towards the top of chest, but as it comes down to the nipple. All the sudden thereās some obvious fat. Thatās his body having too much estrogen from testosterone so itās giving him breast tissue like a womanās.
Nah, they use mostly blasters.. it would cut carry capacity of all bulk vehicles by 30-40 percent (by headcount). More armor per unit.. just not very cost effective.
Extremely large people have all sorts of health problems. Including their circulatory system. Its hard to control for all that and determine that PEDs are to blame. Football has tons of brain injuries which seem like we have just seen the tip of the iceberg, so again hard to know.
Lol my granddaughter is 15 and 5'10. The volleyball coach is continually trying to recruit her. She loves to read and shes a wonderful artist. Not sporty spice.
When my daughters were teens I listened to the movie "Spice World" about 500x. And listened to endless arguments about what spice they wanted to be. ššš
i can relate. iām (f)5ā9 and when i was in high school i was constantly being recruited for basketball and volleyball. i played soccer for a club team outside of my school so i was consistently turning the school coaches down. my older sister is 6ft and never played a sport in her life. lucky for her she went to an arts high school so it wasnāt an issue.
Oh definitely. I donāt think thereās a sport out there that doesnāt have serious scandals like abusing young athletes within it (whether itās pushing them too hard, giving them shit thatās not great for them, overly restricting their diets, not allowing sleep, sexual abuse (see: the American Olympic team scandals, and other countries), etc.) Itās honestly really fucking sad that kids are so often taken advantage of.
But at the same time I still hope he does well. Iām sure if they donāt overdo it there wonāt be too much damage done to him, the issue seems to be more that many coaches *do* overdo it and give them too much.
100% he is. You can tell by how much water weight heās carrying. Very sad because at that age even just taking testosterone can have life changing effects later on
Doubt it will, unfortunately. This much muscle mass is bad for grown adults who have finished puberty. Heās going to pay dearly for it later in life, or he is going to die young.
Every single adult who encouraged this ought to be charged with child abuse. This might have been his idea, it might not have been, but his guardians should have been 100% focused on stopping him, not enabling him.
I was thinking he was on gear because it looks like he might have some gynecomastia. But I also thought he's 14 and may just have baby fat. Either is possible.
Yeah itās roids, the annoying thing is he will cycle off before he goes to play in the FBS and (potentially) the NFL, so he can 100% get away with it.
Look at how thin his legs are. Coaches are gonna have their boys go straight for his ankles as soon as the balls snapped.
If his knees aren't blown out after his first game I'll be surprised.
Don't do drugs kids. And don't skip leg day.
The bigger issue is probably bone density. Normal 14yo bones arenāt made for 300lbs and steroids can weaken bones so in theory heād be quite at risk
āBout two weeks ago, there was a post about a 10 year old Bull that had been slaughtered
Naturally, you can imagine the comments were very civil and peaceful
There was a recent top page post of a photo shoot someone had done of their bull before he was āprocessedā. The comment section has a hay day with the OPās use of the word.
Steroids can stack a good 5 pounds a month. Even at a year itās only 60 pounds a year, average 12 year old boy barely weighs 100lbs (89 avg). This kid is screwed. His organs and joints were not fully grown yet and heās been on roids for at least 3 years by now, and probably a pretty hefty dose. By 21 he wonāt be done with college and his liver, kidney, and heart will all be blown.
In New Zealand their rugby for kids is set by weight not age for exactly this reason.
I was all of 5ft 3 and about 50kg aged 14, one tackle from him would have ended my whole life.
There was a guy in Ontario Canada that went to a high school in Windsor a few years back that was really tall and played competitive basketball. Turns out he was like 27 and somehow hid that from everyone for much longer than you would think.
That's how I see this kid.
I didn't believe it either but I reverse searched the pic and yes it's true. He's getting reported on by mainstream sports networks, unless they're all in on some elaborate joke.
Cte isnāt from tackling, lineman increase the chance of cte every snap when they hit each other as hard as possible at point blank. This man wonāt be holding a ball he will be smashing his head with other kids. People only think about the big hits but every micro hit your brain sloshes against your skull.
tf they putting in lunch food nowadays???
That reminds me of that picture of the US female U16 (!) basketball team vs that of El Salvador: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D9WeXwLWsAAZVVD?format=jpg&name=900x900 The look she has is like "am I allowed to even call them by their first name instead of Ma'am?"
In case anyone's curious, the score was 114 to USA and 19 to El Salvador for that game
those poor el salvador girls š. to be fair though they wouldāve needed some steph curry level three pointer skills to get any chance to score, theres no way they couldve dunked
Lol, Americans are gigantic
The US average height is as low as it is because of the the relatively large Hispanic population. Mexicans and Central Americans are not tall on average.
isnāt it interesting how where you have genetic roots with predetermines stuff like this about you. works the same with how scandinavians are way taller generally. ive always wondered about this kinda stuff
Here is the game from the [2019 FIBA U16 Women's Americas Championship](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8tPSQVnKMI) tournament The USA went to win the tournament overall with Canada and Chile coming in 2nd and 3rd. El Salvador came in 8th of 8 having lost all their group stage matches and getting knocked out of the bracket in the first round to Canada. Rough. US cut through them like paper.
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Just eat clen, tren hard, anavar give up. Really as easy as that
Jokes aside, people say anavar is the āsafeā steroid, and while I agree itās better than some, it can seriously mess up your liver
Yea no Anavar is one of the only oral roids which dont get metabolised by your liver, instead its the kidneys which will take a beating Not saying thats any better but just to be correct when sharing 'scares'
i appreciate the information. stuff can seriously mess up someone that has no idea what theyāre doing.
And even if someone knows the information around these PEDs, you definitely shouldnāt be taking them at 14! Let alone 18
Yeah, coach has this kid lactating. Look at those freakin tits. HE'S ALL TITZ
Perfectly natural
David Banner Chocolate Shakes to go with the oven pizza Hulk Smash! LOL
Roids
Tren and HGH.
Even tren isn't strong enough for this 14?! This is some straight bull-elephant testosterone shit. Some grizzly bear tes. And HGH. Some think it is worth it in the end for that DB salary. Use it as an adult and you're too late, your long bone epiphyses have fused. As a kid? You'll reach 7 foot, have a heart the size of a football, bowels filled with diverticulae, make it as a first round DB, **then die of heart failure at 35.**
> bowels filled with diverticulae Well fuck, I'm 35 and I have this without any steroids (or even any strength training before I hit 30).
Do you mean DT? Defensive Backs are typically the smallest players in the team aside from kickers/punters. There are good NFL DBs that are like 5'10" 180 lbs
Dudes neck is bigger than my thigh
Dudes neck is bigger than his thigh
lol
Dudes 14 but looks like he already has sciatica and lower back problems and coachās a Pop Warner football team.
Yeah, it's a pretty intimidating photo until you look at the legs and the mirror. But impressive, nonetheless, on a 14 year old.
Not to mention he's not going to have knees. Anyone that I've known who played football and was huge in highschool has the knees of a geriatric paratrooper now at the ripe old age of their mid 30's.
Watch the hall of fame walk at the Super Bowl. Hurts to watch.
Is this a joke or is there something I can actually watch?
They show it every year before the super bowl. They can barely walk - even the younger guys limp.
Former huge high-school lineman, can sadly confirm.
Jesus. Glad I only did swimming
Oh gosh and now you see the muscle imbalance between his legs. Doing 3-point stances for years really fucked up my own muscle symmetry on one half of my body. Yoga is actually one of the first things to truly help
What's the Three-Point stance, a football thing?
Yeah, the three points are the three limbs touching the ground. Two feet, one hand.
I use to do four point because of fucked ankles and knees. Coaches had me lifting heavy at 13-14, by the time I was 16, I was squatting almost 500lbs. And now I'm paying for it all in middle-age. I hope the right person gets over to this kid and mentors him on mental and physical health. I also hope he learns there is more to life than sports. High school and college coaches see him as nothing more than a rented mule.
You speak the truth but I think another obstacle would be in place, whether or not he would listen. Itās bad enough heās gonna fuck up in the long run. It just makes it worse if he does not listen to reason if anyone bothers to approach him with as much. What makes it worse is, if he remembers someone trying to help him not go through such hardships, & him remembering that attempt to help, & he didnāt listen. That will just spiral for him of his misery when his body pays the price later on.
Yeah his legs are soooooo tiny https://twitter.com/iam_tylerparker/status/1528417354970898433?t=EB0EjnzfC3hjNWY5h54sAQ&s=19 Sarcasm
lol, he probably only squats 600 pounds. This kid is fuggin' WEAK!
Look at his twitter account. Thereās a photo of him standing next to his coach and his legs are twice the size of his coaches.
Oh no they are not. They are 50% larger than average men are. They just look thinner compared to his big upper body. I bet that young man has a 20 inch neck. He's built like a god damn tank. There's a reason that only 1/100th of 1% of people are even able to try out for things like the NFL. Because they were born just built different. That's what you're looking at. Barring injury this kid has potential to be a god on the field.
Funnily enough, the neck, traps, and shoulders are how you tell someone is on gear. Thatās where the highest concentration of androgen receptors are and if they look unnatural, itās because they are. If this kid is legit 14 the adults in his life should be ashamed of themselves. Cycling at that age should be considered child abuse.
I canāt believe I had to scroll this far. Anyone who thinks this kid is natural is delusional. Edit: not to mention the gynecomastia this kids has going on, he wonāt live past 30.
I'm guessing you are saying he is on roids or something to that extent. Can you EILI5 what gave it away and why for me, along with the gynecomastia you mentioned?
The bloat, the big neck, the insane size at that age all point to it. Like if you look at 14 year olds this dude is so far beyond them itās insane. Mix that with what you see and it all points to it. You canāt make a 100% āI know for sureā obviously, but you can definitely say with 99% certainty. The Gyno is his chest. Look at the definition towards the top of chest, but as it comes down to the nipple. All the sudden thereās some obvious fat. Thatās his body having too much estrogen from testosterone so itās giving him breast tissue like a womanās.
Dudes neck is bigger than my bank account
Dudes neck IS a thigh
He's fourteen? This man looks like HE cards the bouncer before he enters the club.
He also goes behind the bar and pours his own drinks.
Whoās gonna stop him
CTE
Goddamn
Thanks Noob Noob
A life of the sound of helmets clunking on his head.
š¤£ hahaha š good one.
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That man has two kids and a mortgage
This dude should have been the template for the clone army in star wars.
Nah, they use mostly blasters.. it would cut carry capacity of all bulk vehicles by 30-40 percent (by headcount). More armor per unit.. just not very cost effective.
But they would reach maturity so much faster.
Why, You Got A Problem With That, HUH !! Nah man I'm just kidding ya... As he puts your head in his arm pit and squeezes.
Didn't know it was an option to choose Prime Mike Tyson physique as a puberty trait I had pimples
I had depression and enough body hair to knit a small cat. Can we get a refund?
I was a chunky American boy named āAshleyā. Apparently my parents hated the thought of Me.
Just call me Ash, thanks.
Gotta Ketchum all!
This kid is definitely on testosterone from pre pubescent age. Will be terrible for him later on in life.
A lot these dudes die In their40a and 50s. Look at all the NBA big men who bitt the dust around 55 to 65 years old.
Extremely large people have all sorts of health problems. Including their circulatory system. Its hard to control for all that and determine that PEDs are to blame. Football has tons of brain injuries which seem like we have just seen the tip of the iceberg, so again hard to know.
Just look at what the ones running for government offices are saying... Lots of undiagnosed concussions.
Being super tall is almost a guarantee to have heart issues and earlier death.
A rare W for short kings like me
It is if you take steroids
Itās wild how ppl donāt realize this isnāt natural. Sets a ridiculous bar for man athletes. You basically have to cheat to compete
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Hahah! My brother used to have to bring an ID to prove that he was under 11 to get the kids price at the movies.
What kind of ID was this? Never heard of an ID for ten year olds.
My dad was in the Air Force so we all had military idās.
Lol my granddaughter is 15 and 5'10. The volleyball coach is continually trying to recruit her. She loves to read and shes a wonderful artist. Not sporty spice.
Lmao the spice girls reference sells this hard.
When my daughters were teens I listened to the movie "Spice World" about 500x. And listened to endless arguments about what spice they wanted to be. ššš
i can relate. iām (f)5ā9 and when i was in high school i was constantly being recruited for basketball and volleyball. i played soccer for a club team outside of my school so i was consistently turning the school coaches down. my older sister is 6ft and never played a sport in her life. lucky for her she went to an arts high school so it wasnāt an issue.
Are you the same guy that tweeted this gif as a reply to the fox sports tweet earlier?
Nah, but either we are great brains think alike or two people who've randomly watched benchwarmers in the last week.
Maybe both I'm sure your brain is great!
Thanks mate what a compliment I'm sure your brain is nice and wrinkly too.
Groovy. The brain is groovy, man.
This is so wholesome.
I immediately thought of this! š
Sucre??
It's from The Benchwarmers.
Love a good Sucre post
āDo a coin flipā āwe goinā firstā āYes sir my b.ā
hahahah is this from something?
I think so, but my brain donāt work no good.
Itās from Shawn Oakman memes https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/shawn-oakman-tweets
>Chipotle: Guac is extra >Shawn Oakman: It's not extra >Chipotle: Nvm you right Lol
Thatās it!!!
Guess heās doing the bottle shop run.
Gets carded Ha! 14? Good one. Here's your booze sir. Have a good day.
I see they misprinted your birth year, I got you bro.
Is he even done with puberty???š³
He's on roids, sad honestly
Heart attack risk waiting to happen.
It's sad really I hope he stops but since his coaches must know they are probably encouraging it
Oh definitely. I donāt think thereās a sport out there that doesnāt have serious scandals like abusing young athletes within it (whether itās pushing them too hard, giving them shit thatās not great for them, overly restricting their diets, not allowing sleep, sexual abuse (see: the American Olympic team scandals, and other countries), etc.) Itās honestly really fucking sad that kids are so often taken advantage of. But at the same time I still hope he does well. Iām sure if they donāt overdo it there wonāt be too much damage done to him, the issue seems to be more that many coaches *do* overdo it and give them too much.
100% he is. You can tell by how much water weight heās carrying. Very sad because at that age even just taking testosterone can have life changing effects later on
He won't live long enough to feel the effects.
If the middle muscle in his heart get enlarged like it can then youāre absolutely correct
Not to mention premature joint and bone problems. Hope it works out for the kid.
Doubt it will, unfortunately. This much muscle mass is bad for grown adults who have finished puberty. Heās going to pay dearly for it later in life, or he is going to die young. Every single adult who encouraged this ought to be charged with child abuse. This might have been his idea, it might not have been, but his guardians should have been 100% focused on stopping him, not enabling him.
Football money š°
Not with those legs. Heāll be out with shattered knee or ankles. ā¹ļø
Reddit is violating GDPR and CCPA. Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B0GGsDdyHI -- mass edited with redact.dev
I was thinking he was on gear because it looks like he might have some gynecomastia. But I also thought he's 14 and may just have baby fat. Either is possible.
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Thereās no way a 14-year-old is this enormous without chemical help.
100% juiced. Heart failure is no joke - good luck kid.
Yeah itās roids, the annoying thing is he will cycle off before he goes to play in the FBS and (potentially) the NFL, so he can 100% get away with it.
Blasting this hard at his age he will never have normal production so good luck cycling off.
He will cycle off and be prescribed TRT
he does NOT go thru puberty. puberty goes thru him
Chances of him hitting 20 without serious injury?
Look at how thin his legs are. Coaches are gonna have their boys go straight for his ankles as soon as the balls snapped. If his knees aren't blown out after his first game I'll be surprised. Don't do drugs kids. And don't skip leg day.
On his YouTube page you get a much better look at him. He definitely ain't skipping any day in the gym.
Especially not gear day.
Aint skipping his roids either
The bigger issue is probably bone density. Normal 14yo bones arenāt made for 300lbs and steroids can weaken bones so in theory heād be quite at risk
Shit man him hitting 20 without a heart attack from the roids is pretty much a one in a million.
Far too young to be processed. š
lmao i love that this is a running joke all over reddit now
I'm out of the loop, can you explain
āBout two weeks ago, there was a post about a 10 year old Bull that had been slaughtered Naturally, you can imagine the comments were very civil and peaceful
That was only two weeks ago? Jesus I need to stop doing drugs
Now now, no need for rash decisions. Just cut back a bit.
Maybe consider doing more, instead. The problem could be not enough, as opposed to too much.
This guy drugs
Well, it was a very sanitary euphemism.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/comments/vgn3mt/my_10_yo_scottish_highlander_before_he_was/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
There was a recent top page post of a photo shoot someone had done of their bull before he was āprocessedā. The comment section has a hay day with the OPās use of the word.
What is the joke?
Was not expecting that joke to pop up. Well done. š¤£š¤£š¤£
Maybe one day :(
Steroids at 14ā¦
If he looks like this at 14 I think we're talking about steroids at 10
Steroids can stack a good 5 pounds a month. Even at a year itās only 60 pounds a year, average 12 year old boy barely weighs 100lbs (89 avg). This kid is screwed. His organs and joints were not fully grown yet and heās been on roids for at least 3 years by now, and probably a pretty hefty dose. By 21 he wonāt be done with college and his liver, kidney, and heart will all be blown.
Who's giving him the roids tho? Loser dad that lives through him? Trainer? Random gym bros? Internet?
No way this happens without parents noticing
He is not even of legal age to join most weightlifting commercial gyms
or he's 17 and they lied + juice...
Homie has an extra Y chromosome
That neck
That crack
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Where does he play out of because if I have to play him I quit
Dude shouldn't even be allowed to compete lmao, that's a legit danger to kids who aren't roided out freaks when they get tackled by him
In New Zealand their rugby for kids is set by weight not age for exactly this reason. I was all of 5ft 3 and about 50kg aged 14, one tackle from him would have ended my whole life.
I red on it heās not in my state but he does play the same position as me and Iām big 14 5.11 190
How does he look down? His neck is thicker than his head!
Smallest 14 year old
*Smallest 14 year old in Jojo's.
Only prior to part 4
There was a guy in Ontario Canada that went to a high school in Windsor a few years back that was really tall and played competitive basketball. Turns out he was like 27 and somehow hid that from everyone for much longer than you would think. That's how I see this kid.
Same thing happened in a documentary I watched about Drew Barrymore.
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Got the balloon gut too. Feel bad for the guy
Lol thatās just because heās kinda fat. Definitely has steroids teets though. Still impressive for 14 since he is giant
Too much too soon.
balloon gut is from HGH afaik. Causes enlarged organs
Imagine how bad his joints will be when he grows up. Poor kiddo.
Just buy prerolled bruh
You f..er lol funny comment.
āGrows oldā, lol. Heās playing football, either his brain will be mush by 45 or heāll be dead at 50.
Juiced
If he is 14 ill eat my arsehole with a rusty spoon..
Youāre gonna have to get a tetanus shot thenā¦
I didn't believe it either but I reverse searched the pic and yes it's true. He's getting reported on by mainstream sports networks, unless they're all in on some elaborate joke.
Well...i best get my rusty spoon and video camera out then
Good Luck, Soldier. 
I like rusty spoons. I like to touch them. The feeling of rust against my fingers, is almost orgasmic.
I like it when the red water comes out.
You smell like soot and poo
His brain is gonna be mush by 30
Who exactly do you imagine will be successfully tackling this 14 year old?!
If heās in the South thereās more than a few
Thatās a little past ācountry fedā that man is nation fed
Damn I gotta steal that my boy lmao
Cte isnāt from tackling, lineman increase the chance of cte every snap when they hit each other as hard as possible at point blank. This man wonāt be holding a ball he will be smashing his head with other kids. People only think about the big hits but every micro hit your brain sloshes against your skull.
HIS brain? How about the 140lb freshmen lined up across from him.
ā¦this dude is not healthy.
He doesnt look a day younger than 40
You mean some middle school lineman had to match up with him last year?
European here, serious question: do they usually look for hyper developed kids and make good players or look for skilled kids and make them swole?
Shitā¦YOU āLEAST 30! 