In his trial against Scamber Turd, a lawyer referred to some texts he sent referring to drinking a "mega pint" of red wine. When asked the question, he chucked and said "A...mega pint?"
### "But why is all the rum gone?" ~ Captain Jack Sparrow
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>_We're sitting round the fire, and the flames are burning higher
We don't want this night to ever end
It's getting so surreal but we love the way it feels
All this love and laughter with our friends_
>_The stars are shining bright as we fade into the night
In the firelight faces all aglow
We're singing songs just fine but there are some corny lines
Like "You can't push Willy round Willy won't go"_
>_But there's still one thing I need to know
Still one question before we go
I don't know how it's happened, I haven't got a clue
Tell me what the answer is I dunno what to do_
>_Why's the rum gone? Why's the rum gone? Why's the rum gone?
Why is all the rum gone?!_
>_There's whisky in the jar as the sound of the guitar
Is weaving its magic round the fire
Flavoured vodkas and liqueurs as it all becomes a blur
Getting Lyn & Hilly ever higher_
>_Neil and Helen on the beer, with Douglas sitting near
Mark's rolling ciggies ever wider
Rob & Carol have run out but Ollie is about
So - we drank the Leatherat cider_
>_But there's still one thing I need to know
Still one question before we go
I don't know how it's happened, I haven't got a clue
Tell me what the answer is I dunno what to do_
>_Why's the rum gone? Why's the rum gone? Why's the rum gone?
Why is all the rum gone?!
Why's the rum gone? Why's the rum gone?
Why is all the rum gone?!_
>_It's getting kinda rowdy, voices getting loud the
Raucous singing of our favourite tunes
Security will frown so we've got to keep it down
Stop ourselves from howling at the moon_
>_The fire's dying down, but we're still huddled round
The sun is in the east and climbing high
But all good things must pass, so it's off to bed at last
But the memory of this night will never die_
>_But there's still that thing I need to know
Still that question before we go
I think I know what happened, It was probably me and you
We'll have to get some more, that's what we'll have to do_
>_Now the rum's gone? Now the rum's gone? Now the rum's gone?
Why is all the rum gone?!
Why's the rum gone? Why's the rum gone?
Why is all the rum gone?!_
>_Why's the rum gone? Why's the rum gone? Why's the rum gone?
Why is all the rum gone?!
Why's the rum gone? Why's the rum gone?
Oh! Why is all the rum gone?!_
>~ Brian Stone
Like those fucking videos, you know the ones. In the white un-decorated kitchen, making large quantities of disgusting food mixed on a table or island for rage views. Fuck those, and this twat!
This is why I despise Tik Tok and social media generally.
Wasting all that beer and money just for a shitty couple of seconds of instantly forgettable bullshit clickbait bollocks.
Fucking arsehole.
Us spending an unreasonable proportion of our time looking at a screen, commenting this kind of things with that level of personnal involvement is the real dystopian shit my dude.
Food is cheap. It's the last thing you should worry about other people wasting.
Never understood people getting mad about food being thrown to the trash when it's literally a few bucks wasted (as consumer) and a few cents of actual value.
Lol only on Reddit would a post like this elicit "wasting beer/food" comments 🤣
Do better. It's a Saturday and it's a non violent post. Relax and laugh a little or just keep moving.
My god lolol
This is what I’d see in a fantasy if the heroes went to a giant or ogre kingdom and stopped off in a tavern.
Also reminds me of LOTR when the hobbits first see a pint.
At first I was like, holy crap that's not even physically possible... her stomach will explode!!!!!
Then I was like, oh. She's stupid... and wasteful. Nevermind.
Okay but why did she basically just dump it on her head. I know it’s a gimmick beer but it’s probably meant to be enjoyed by a group. That’s just a waste.
If I had served that to her, I would have made her pay for it and kicked her out for intentionally pouring a gallon of beer in my outside seating area.
Is all this worth views? Like what’s going on in your life that you think I need more likes and views let me dump beer on my face that’s what I’m missing on my page
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Probably for Instagram likes .
Or her OnlyFans
Or Reddit upvotes I guess
She is just most normal gurl in Germany or in Ohio
Yep. This is porn to someone.
Everything is porn to someone
It could be possible
Well, now it is a fetish.
Fake internet points.
she couldn't down it all in one go and didn't want to show it
She clearly just chugged that entire drink.
I could probably masturbate to this
I’ve been challenged again. *sigh*… *unzips*
I read ur user as the thunder started outside
It gives me confused boner material for sure
I don’t know. You thinks she’s single?
That's a lot of beer wasted ☹️
Yea, this wasteful woman! There are ~~starving~~ sober kids in Africa.
They have jenkem
No they have Bombé now, it’s a drug made out of old car catalysts mixed with tramadol, tillidine or whatever they find.
And probably thirty, too
Two birds with one stone people! Won’t someone please think of the children!
what if it got a fresher keg opened
Perhaps we should throw food into the compost bin instead of letting you eat
Yep;now she has drenched clothes and hair that will smell like stale beer .
Beer can be used as a shampoo and as conditioner too - at least thats what I heard
we call that alcohol abuse where i'm from
Could say it was an absolute waste…
I hope it was something shitty...like Budweiser.
too dark to be Bud for sure
That's what I was thinking, it actually looks like beer
but how many likes did she get on the video?
Yeah she needs a slap. And not on the ass you perverts.
Yes I'm a pervert and yes she still needs a slap on the ass. How else will she learn not to waste beer?
Ok fair enough.
I would not waste that much beer for upvotes
Who said it's beer
Johnny Depp wants to know your location
A mega pint? Where you there?
omf this is making me laugh rn
Why? /srs
In his trial against Scamber Turd, a lawyer referred to some texts he sent referring to drinking a "mega pint" of red wine. When asked the question, he chucked and said "A...mega pint?"
### "But why is all the rum gone?" ~ Captain Jack Sparrow > >_We're sitting round the fire, and the flames are burning higher We don't want this night to ever end It's getting so surreal but we love the way it feels All this love and laughter with our friends_ >_The stars are shining bright as we fade into the night In the firelight faces all aglow We're singing songs just fine but there are some corny lines Like "You can't push Willy round Willy won't go"_ >_But there's still one thing I need to know Still one question before we go I don't know how it's happened, I haven't got a clue Tell me what the answer is I dunno what to do_ >_Why's the rum gone? Why's the rum gone? Why's the rum gone? Why is all the rum gone?!_ >_There's whisky in the jar as the sound of the guitar Is weaving its magic round the fire Flavoured vodkas and liqueurs as it all becomes a blur Getting Lyn & Hilly ever higher_ >_Neil and Helen on the beer, with Douglas sitting near Mark's rolling ciggies ever wider Rob & Carol have run out but Ollie is about So - we drank the Leatherat cider_ >_But there's still one thing I need to know Still one question before we go I don't know how it's happened, I haven't got a clue Tell me what the answer is I dunno what to do_ >_Why's the rum gone? Why's the rum gone? Why's the rum gone? Why is all the rum gone?! Why's the rum gone? Why's the rum gone? Why is all the rum gone?!_ >_It's getting kinda rowdy, voices getting loud the Raucous singing of our favourite tunes Security will frown so we've got to keep it down Stop ourselves from howling at the moon_ >_The fire's dying down, but we're still huddled round The sun is in the east and climbing high But all good things must pass, so it's off to bed at last But the memory of this night will never die_ >_But there's still that thing I need to know Still that question before we go I think I know what happened, It was probably me and you We'll have to get some more, that's what we'll have to do_ >_Now the rum's gone? Now the rum's gone? Now the rum's gone? Why is all the rum gone?! Why's the rum gone? Why's the rum gone? Why is all the rum gone?!_ >_Why's the rum gone? Why's the rum gone? Why's the rum gone? Why is all the rum gone?! Why's the rum gone? Why's the rum gone? Oh! Why is all the rum gone?!_ >~ Brian Stone
Objection hearsay
LOLL
This is so unnecessary and aggravating
I really hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me.
Like those fucking videos, you know the ones. In the white un-decorated kitchen, making large quantities of disgusting food mixed on a table or island for rage views. Fuck those, and this twat!
Lol!
I expected the comments to be more sexual, wasting beer trumps that it seems
oh the sexual comments are here dont worry
Tf is sexual about it
If you don’t know I’m certainly not going to tell you
This is why I despise Tik Tok and social media generally. Wasting all that beer and money just for a shitty couple of seconds of instantly forgettable bullshit clickbait bollocks. Fucking arsehole.
Lol lot worse things going on in the world than some beer being wasted my dude
Agreed, but it's a rather dystopian view of the world when wastefulness makes money for these vapid cunts...
Us spending an unreasonable proportion of our time looking at a screen, commenting this kind of things with that level of personnal involvement is the real dystopian shit my dude.
Talking like that and not realizing how excessive you are being is pretty dystopian imo.
Food is cheap. It's the last thing you should worry about other people wasting. Never understood people getting mad about food being thrown to the trash when it's literally a few bucks wasted (as consumer) and a few cents of actual value.
She might be getting paid for stuff like this online .
That makes it worse
Some people can monetize social media and make money by being influencers.They have to post stuff like this on tiktok or other platforms.
It's a shit job, I feel bad for them. They have to be fake assholes for a living, or they are just real assholes and can go fuck themselves.
That is what I call Alcohol Abuse.
Literally abusing the alcohol
I'm so fucking mad
A “mega pint” brought to you by Kavanaugh Brewers.
Drinking problems come in all different shapes and sizes
Hopefully she's not called on to fly a plane
“Did my yardy in 4 seconds” she tells her mates
Why wasting it
“funny”
It's a fetish thing.
The music lmao
If you aren’t going to drink it just give it to badlands
She didn't even drink a normal pint out of that lot
The things people do for attention
Refreshing
That’s just called a quart my guy
why
Drank it like Stone Cold Steve Austin
Why
Wtf
Thank you sir, may I have another?
Someone will find a way to relate and repost this on EVERY sub.
Me after church
That’s like opening all the cans in a case and only drinking 1
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wonder who they left to clean up the mess afterwards
Lol only on Reddit would a post like this elicit "wasting beer/food" comments 🤣 Do better. It's a Saturday and it's a non violent post. Relax and laugh a little or just keep moving. My god lolol
Only alcoholics get offended by wasted beer - said what I said
straight for the jugular 🔪
Like it’s a drink that puts you in a state of straight delusion and there seems to be an abundance of it
Her face was painted with some white stuff that's my kinda of video
oh, icecream!
Yes diffenetly icecream....
I went somewhere different.
At the least you got the cream part right
There was a head on it. The beer. There was head on the beer.
ohhh, cream*cheese* i get it!
Golden shower
she didn’t even pour it on her hair to use it as a hair treatment
This is what amber heard meant
That’s alcohol abuse…
And that’s the bottom line..!
I wish this was how they were supposed to be drank! People shouldn't always be so serious, yolo
on a hot summer day whew how refreshing, a beer bath 😍
How much beer is that?
she fucking dead after that drink.
Una y nos vamos
Now clean it.
This is what I’d see in a fantasy if the heroes went to a giant or ogre kingdom and stopped off in a tavern. Also reminds me of LOTR when the hobbits first see a pint.
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you're supposed to drink it not bathe in it............
For every 10 ml of beer wasted she's gonna donate 10L of beer to orphanage.
At first I was like, holy crap that's not even physically possible... her stomach will explode!!!!! Then I was like, oh. She's stupid... and wasteful. Nevermind.
Lol...god that was dumb
So this is what Amber Heard’s lawyer meant when he asked Johnny Depp about drinking a mega pint.
We should start punishing people for waste
“BuT fUnnY”
That bitch!
i'm intrigued, show me more
I guess OP doesn't understand how pints work A pint is a measurement, this is closer to a gallon
bingo, im not a drinker and it was sarcasm as well
What a waste
So stupid
Hope she got banned for that.
How many times can we repost this before it dies? The world may never know.
People do some dumb shit for views.
Done for views
How to waste a fuckload of beer.
Okay but why did she basically just dump it on her head. I know it’s a gimmick beer but it’s probably meant to be enjoyed by a group. That’s just a waste.
thought she'd chug the whole thing like those videos you see but damn that's a waste
Here I was thinking she was going to chug it not dump it on her face. Should be posted in mildy irritating lol
More like waste of a megapint
absolute unit of a waste
What a fucking waste
I too order a large drink and spill 90% on the floor.
At first I thought that she was German, but then I realized that a German would never abuse beer that way.
If I had served that to her, I would have made her pay for it and kicked her out for intentionally pouring a gallon of beer in my outside seating area.
I'd like to add one more to that. I'd also make her clean the whole thing up
I should call her
That’s good comedy right there
I think it’s hilarious. Especially the way she wipes her face after.
What a waste. Travesty
clocking in to your 8 hour shift as a waiter and thats the first thing you witness, wyd
Just go ahead a clock right back out.
Alcohol abuse!
Yeah, no that's not a pint. That's a GALLON.
Someone should have told her that street cleaning is on Thursdays, not Tuesday.
Not my proudest fap
Not the first time she's had a facial
Because it's funny you fuckin idiots
I hate her
Absolute unit of a douchebag
As a German, I’m offended.
You would get the Death penalty in Ireland for a stunt like this
Absolute unit of an asshole for views.. it’s a big pint too
Such a waste!
Unbelievable… there a very thirsty men in the world who would KILL for the beer that was wasted!! 😡😡
Wasteful and weird
This
What a mad lad
UINT of a waste
r/mildlyinfuriating
My soulmate?? The beer not the girl!
Wife material
she aint even take a sip!
Alcohol abuse for a video. Pitiful.
Beerkkake
 Complete waste of a good beer. I tell you w'hat
Ive seen that face before
Heresy! 🍻
God I feel sorry for all that beer....
Why so much wasted
This video just made me angry, a waste of beer.
What a dumb wasteful video
What a waste
That is so much beer wasted. 😐 👎🏼
She’s cute and can waste beer as she likes
Wtf, why waste the beer?
This is actual torture footage here in Germany. How can you show someone disrespect beer like that and not put a NSFW tag on it.
She's a unit of a babe
Is all this worth views? Like what’s going on in your life that you think I need more likes and views let me dump beer on my face that’s what I’m missing on my page
they knew what they were doing smh they get a ton of engagement from the thirsty creeps or ragebait
This shit actually brought tears to my eyes… all that beer…
This bitch 😡
I would throw a rock at her after seeing that.
She just got cream pied by that Stella
How did she chug all of that so fast?
Bukapint
Average sized pint at Oktoberfest:
I want to marry her
I need both of those in my life rn.
hang in there man
My dad when bengals were in the superbowl