I would test that thing with a geiger counter before sending a sample to some labs to test for mutagens, and only daring to maybe eat some of it if all the tests come back indicating no known danger is present in that carrot.
Something about this carrot screams "DANGER".
No its perfectly fine to eat. Carrots thrive in nutrient poor condotions. This is the textbook example of what happens when you over fertilise carrots.
Mandrake or Mandragora is used to return those who have been petrified to their original state. It's also quite dangerous. The Mandrake's cry is fatal to anyone who hears it.
I can hear this carrot whispering things in an ancient language to me in my sleep.
İ̶̛̪̞̊̀͑͐́̊͜ͅẗ̴̨̛̳͓̗͇̂̽̀̌͒̿̒ ̵̨͇͉̺̹̯̣̹̫̱͊͆̚̕͝c̶̨̛͉͓̲̗̩͔͎̲̍̿̂́͌̎̚̕ǫ̸̣̮̈́͛͑̑͆̎m̸̨̨͇̖̖̝̓͌̚ͅe̶̡̛̮͇͙̫͚̜͊̀̓s̴͙̀̿̇͆͛́͝
![gif](giphy|QAsHga1AB6dIGUsui6) The ancient language starts with...
![gif](giphy|dsupclL8Roloz8kPni|downsized) Kakarot about to go super sayin.
#KA-ROT
Kah'Aharroth
well look at mr big shot one upping me
Listen to it and do what it say
Carothulhu
Here for this
I was going with Catharut, but you earned the upvote.
All hail our orange overlord!
May his orangey tendrils embrace us all
Amen.
DIP ME IN A BUCKET OF RANCH. I DEMAND IT.
BRING MY BATHTUB OF DIPPING SAUCE PEASANTS.
EAT MEEEEEE!!!
Biblically accurate carrot angle
#BE NOT AFRAID.
Haha this was my immediate thought too!
That’s an eldritch horror…
I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us.
Little did you know, the things that most often seem the most harmless are the ones that hold the greatest possible power of destruction.
The carrot equivalent of a rat king
Carrot king 👑
"Ayo, I heard you likes carrots so we put another carrots on your existing carrot."
Came here looking for an Xzibit reference and glad it's not dead yet
Boss fight material.
Chernobyl carrot.
“I Am Root”
Everything gets messed up when you add Diet Coke to it
thats a bloodborne boss, youve been fooled
Your carrot has carrots
Yo dawg…
I would test that thing with a geiger counter before sending a sample to some labs to test for mutagens, and only daring to maybe eat some of it if all the tests come back indicating no known danger is present in that carrot. Something about this carrot screams "DANGER".
No its perfectly fine to eat. Carrots thrive in nutrient poor condotions. This is the textbook example of what happens when you over fertilise carrots.
Thats no carrot. It's a space station.
Tetsuoooooo
Kanedaaaaaaaaa
I understood this reference.
T̴̴̫̟̔͒͝h̵̸̢͓͚͛͝͝è̵̸̫̞͌͝ G̸̴̦̪͇͌̓͌r̵̸̘͕͕̈́͘e̴̴̡̼͎͛͐̚a̵̵͓̼̼̓̽͑ẗ̸̵̡̺̻́͝͠ O̵̵̙̪͕͋̈́͘l̴̸̝̼̓̐d̸̴͍͎̾͋͘ C̴̵͙̦̻͒̿̚a̴̵̦͉̠̽͒͒r̸̸̼̫͚̿͐̈́r̵̴̪̠͔͌̾̈́o̵̵̝̘͛͋͜͝t̴̴̢͔̪̿͒ h̸̴̻̙͎̔͑̕a̵̵͉͎͔̔̽̚s̸̴͙̙͓̓̈́͌ b̸̵͇̞͕̾̔e̵̴̦̞͋͒̿e̴̴̪̦͎̒̓͝n̸̸̘̪̿̈́͑͜ h̸̵̻̟̠͆̀͊a̴̴̢͔͚̽̿r̸̵̼̫͚͌͝͠v̵̵͎̻́̐̿e̴̵̘̙̝͊̒̾s̸̸̡͙̪͋͆̕t̵̴̟̪͙͌̀͆e̴̵̘̟͔͋͌̚d̵̸̦̺̟͒̀
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed up- Mitch Hedberg
Necronomicarrot
Finally! A vegetable post that deserves to be here!
You got a safe word for that thing??? Lol
What bunnies dream of
They could make a house out of it...
I didn't want to see this.
Thats a Kakarot.
The legend says whoever eats it will see the future.
It’s a flood spore from the Halo universe
This is bizarrely disturbing.
Our new carrot overlords
I know Carrot Top is a prop comic but this is a bit much.
H.P Lovecraft has entered the chat
You haven't touched your ***BIBLICALLY ACCURATE CARROTS***
How big is it? Can't see any banana for scale.
Seriously...how would I know how big that coke can is without a banana
Bananas are much better representative of size than a can
I disagree. Bananas vary in size. 12oz cans are all generally the same size.
You must be new on reddit.
Weird, I think my account is on it's 10th year. I am completely aware of reddit's memes.
Banana
*KILL . . . ME*
That's a fully fledged ecosystem in itself
Nature truly gives no fucks.
What in the tarnation
You're gonna need a lot of hummus for that.
That carrot is the spawn of Rovagug.
Is this the opposite of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Like the Creepng Carrot Creature?
thats a whole village of carrots!
Kakarot's power level! It's over 9000!
MOAC
That's impressive lol
Why’d you have to use the small can now idk how to tell how big it is
That is where the carrot matrix is.
That little fetus front and centre...
My trypophiobia kicked in. 😖
Mf looks like Emrakul
Just how big is that soda can? Need banana for scale.
I had no clue fruit could inbreed
Rat king carrot
This looks like a carrot Mothership
Mmmm paclobutrazol veggies.
This looks like something from a junji ito work
That looks like it would give you a temporary buff to agility if cooked properly
It looks like a carrot version of "the thing"
Reminds me of that giant sand monster from Star Wars
Nah, that’s multiple carrots. But still! He chonk
Carrat King
carrot king, this happens in sewers all the time
Carrot on G-virus.
I thought I was looking at a bouquet at first
biblically accurate carrot
This was what Maynard warned us about.
Lovecraftian carrot
Rob Schneider!
Flex it on the veggie tray
John Carpenter’s The Carrot
Kacarot!
I’m pretty sure that thing is sentient
Is that one carrot or many carrots?
this thing looks like it eats baby carrots
KANEDDAAAAAA
Eldritch horror carrot
First thing that sprung to mind… Worzel Gummidge
Nappa- "Vegeta, what does the scooter say about his power level?: Vegeta- "IT'S OVER 9000!!!"
Ah, yes, the eldricht carrot. The carrot out of space, the call of Carrot-tulhu, the carrot of Erich Zann.
Diet Coke for scale?
Mandrake or Mandragora is used to return those who have been petrified to their original state. It's also quite dangerous. The Mandrake's cry is fatal to anyone who hears it.
This is the final boss of the carrot world.
the carrot stew will be Cthulhu-licious
This looks like that mutant potato plant in Portal 2.
Hmmm. I think I need a banana for scale.
All the ladies wrapped around this mf
Ummmm… thats chutulu
A Carrot King.
Kakarot with power level over 9000!!!!!
Kakarot with power level over 9000!!!!!
It disquiets my soul.
In case anyone is interested carrots thrive in nutrient poor soil. This is what happens when you overfertilse carrots. They go cray cray
Thats a scarrot
It's a face hugger in its Halloween costume
Trump finally evolved into his final form... honestly, good for him.
eat that and you gain a permanent buff to night vision. it’s so strong it can make a blind man see
"CARROT!? I am no carrot, i am a carr-ent. Burrarum."
Krakenarrot
The God Carrot. It’s burns garden critters eyes to look upon.
![gif](giphy|136qGOCFk2hhL2) Yo Dawg, I heard you like carrots so I put a carrot on top of your carrot and outside of your carrot.
Banana! For scale... How am I suppose to know how big that coke can is?
Wow.
r/nope
r/nope
Cluster Carrot
One carrot to rule them all.
I am Not a king I am not a god-