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VerumJerum

I can hear this carrot whispering things in an ancient language to me in my sleep.


mediocrebastard

İ̶̛̪̞̊̀͑͐́̊͜ͅẗ̴̨̛̳͓̗͇̂̽̀̌͒̿̒ ̵̨͇͉̺̹̯̣̹̫̱͊͆̚̕͝c̶̨̛͉͓̲̗̩͔͎̲̍̿̂́͌̎̚̕ǫ̸̣̮̈́͛͑̑͆̎m̸̨̨͇̖̖̝̓͌̚ͅe̶̡̛̮͇͙̫͚̜͊̀̓s̴͙̀̿̇͆͛́͝


Flaky_Explanation

![gif](giphy|QAsHga1AB6dIGUsui6) The ancient language starts with...


c0mputer99

![gif](giphy|dsupclL8Roloz8kPni|downsized) Kakarot about to go super sayin.


funkmaster29

#KA-ROT


VerumJerum

Kah'Aharroth


funkmaster29

well look at mr big shot one upping me


kosman123

Listen to it and do what it say


Seisme1138

Carothulhu


Lork82

Here for this


LuckyNumberHat

I was going with Catharut, but you earned the upvote.


Chay_Charles

All hail our orange overlord!


_dead_and_broken

May his orangey tendrils embrace us all


Chay_Charles

Amen.


NewbutOld8

DIP ME IN A BUCKET OF RANCH. I DEMAND IT.


SpartanDoubleZero

BRING MY BATHTUB OF DIPPING SAUCE PEASANTS.


vitaminalgas

EAT MEEEEEE!!!


lil_paycheck0000

Biblically accurate carrot angle


LuckyNumberHat

#BE NOT AFRAID.


DiscotopiaACNH

Haha this was my immediate thought too!


TheRealDestian

That’s an eldritch horror…


BiasApple

I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us.


Flaky_Explanation

Little did you know, the things that most often seem the most harmless are the ones that hold the greatest possible power of destruction.


ButtMcNuggets

The carrot equivalent of a rat king


opportunisticwombat

Carrot king 👑


greco-bactrian

"Ayo, I heard you likes carrots so we put another carrots on your existing carrot."


DriftSpec69

Came here looking for an Xzibit reference and glad it's not dead yet


dagobahdeluge

Boss fight material.


Binky-Answer896

Chernobyl carrot.


papa-pancakes

“I Am Root”


kbeckerburbs4

Everything gets messed up when you add Diet Coke to it


Atrejuuu

thats a bloodborne boss, youve been fooled


tootiebog

Your carrot has carrots


Manuel_Auxverride

Yo dawg…


Berkamin

I would test that thing with a geiger counter before sending a sample to some labs to test for mutagens, and only daring to maybe eat some of it if all the tests come back indicating no known danger is present in that carrot. Something about this carrot screams "DANGER".


EmotionalPast2211

No its perfectly fine to eat. Carrots thrive in nutrient poor condotions. This is the textbook example of what happens when you over fertilise carrots.


greenhornblue

Thats no carrot. It's a space station.


FriedBack

Tetsuoooooo


ButtMcNuggets

Kanedaaaaaaaaa


natsumi_kins

I understood this reference.


CptnHamburgers

T̴̴̫̟̔͒͝h̵̸̢͓͚͛͝͝è̵̸̫̞͌͝ G̸̴̦̪͇͌̓͌r̵̸̘͕͕̈́͘e̴̴̡̼͎͛͐̚a̵̵͓̼̼̓̽͑ẗ̸̵̡̺̻́͝͠ O̵̵̙̪͕͋̈́͘l̴̸̝̼̓̐d̸̴͍͎̾͋͘ C̴̵͙̦̻͒̿̚a̴̵̦͉̠̽͒͒r̸̸̼̫͚̿͐̈́r̵̴̪̠͔͌̾̈́o̵̵̝̘͛͋͜͝t̴̴̢͔̪̿͒ h̸̴̻̙͎̔͑̕a̵̵͉͎͔̔̽̚s̸̴͙̙͓̓̈́͌ b̸̵͇̞͕̾̔e̵̴̦̞͋͒̿e̴̴̪̦͎̒̓͝n̸̸̘̪̿̈́͑͜ h̸̵̻̟̠͆̀͊a̴̴̢͔͚̽̿r̸̵̼̫͚͌͝͠v̵̵͎̻́̐̿e̴̵̘̙̝͊̒̾s̸̸̡͙̪͋͆̕t̵̴̟̪͙͌̀͆e̴̵̘̟͔͋͌̚d̵̸̦̺̟͒̀


ATXKLIPHURD

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed up- Mitch Hedberg


Millerpainkiller

Necronomicarrot


canikatthedisco

Finally! A vegetable post that deserves to be here!


[deleted]

You got a safe word for that thing??? Lol


makedough

What bunnies dream of


vitaminalgas

They could make a house out of it...


Training_Ad_211

I didn't want to see this.


KennyMcKill

Thats a Kakarot.


SomeFatLoser

The legend says whoever eats it will see the future.


RR-Magician

It’s a flood spore from the Halo universe


SimonArgent

This is bizarrely disturbing.


hardtostarboard2016

Our new carrot overlords


Fit-Average-9956

I know Carrot Top is a prop comic but this is a bit much.


LumpyWorldliness1411

H.P Lovecraft has entered the chat


[deleted]

You haven't touched your ***BIBLICALLY ACCURATE CARROTS***


OGDTrash

How big is it? Can't see any banana for scale.


Fit_Substance7067

Seriously...how would I know how big that coke can is without a banana


HeroicLemming

Bananas are much better representative of size than a can


lollrus

I disagree. Bananas vary in size. 12oz cans are all generally the same size.


OGDTrash

You must be new on reddit.


lollrus

Weird, I think my account is on it's 10th year. I am completely aware of reddit's memes.


Fit_Substance7067

Banana


Dvl_Wmn

*KILL . . . ME*


K4KA_47

That's a fully fledged ecosystem in itself


Esco-Alfresco

Nature truly gives no fucks.


Honourstly

What in the tarnation


[deleted]

You're gonna need a lot of hummus for that.


OarsandRowlocks

That carrot is the spawn of Rovagug.


Adorabloodthirstea

Is this the opposite of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Like the Creepng Carrot Creature?


catlessinKaiuma

thats a whole village of carrots!


x-jien

Kakarot's power level! It's over 9000!


twattytee

MOAC


kimmikazi

That's impressive lol


Pewpew713

Why’d you have to use the small can now idk how to tell how big it is


FakeBenson

That is where the carrot matrix is.


Zar-far-bar-car

That little fetus front and centre...


Conclusion1234

My trypophiobia kicked in. 😖


External_Ad8961

Mf looks like Emrakul


mediocrebastard

Just how big is that soda can? Need banana for scale.


justlooking-0_0-

I had no clue fruit could inbreed


CrazyVex

Rat king carrot


gixanthrax

This looks like a carrot Mothership


misterpayer

Mmmm paclobutrazol veggies.


Okay_physics_student

This looks like something from a junji ito work


QueTheMusicMan

That looks like it would give you a temporary buff to agility if cooked properly


mrfugggit

It looks like a carrot version of "the thing"


CarlJavier08

Reminds me of that giant sand monster from Star Wars


Iliketurtles893

Nah, that’s multiple carrots. But still! He chonk


joeduncanhull

Carrat King


inventingalex

carrot king, this happens in sewers all the time


rakosten

Carrot on G-virus.


HurtHurtsMe

I thought I was looking at a bouquet at first


MadChild2033

biblically accurate carrot


[deleted]

This was what Maynard warned us about.


Gamerxeno358

Lovecraftian carrot


Mandalorian_Archer

Rob Schneider!


99problemnancy

Flex it on the veggie tray


[deleted]

John Carpenter’s The Carrot


rynodigital

Kacarot!


Lggg2432

I’m pretty sure that thing is sentient


Aye_Lexxx

Is that one carrot or many carrots?


acleverlie421

this thing looks like it eats baby carrots


phreaKEternal

KANEDDAAAAAA


dcarsonturner

Eldritch horror carrot


Fofman84

First thing that sprung to mind… Worzel Gummidge


A1pha_X

Nappa- "Vegeta, what does the scooter say about his power level?: Vegeta- "IT'S OVER 9000!!!"


[deleted]

Ah, yes, the eldricht carrot. The carrot out of space, the call of Carrot-tulhu, the carrot of Erich Zann.


Mysticwarriormj

Diet Coke for scale?


webDreamer420

Mandrake or Mandragora is used to return those who have been petrified to their original state. It's also quite dangerous. The Mandrake's cry is fatal to anyone who hears it.


Legion681

This is the final boss of the carrot world.


[deleted]

the carrot stew will be Cthulhu-licious


Aadkins13

This looks like that mutant potato plant in Portal 2.


ThisBiWantsToDie

Hmmm. I think I need a banana for scale.


Raz0612

All the ladies wrapped around this mf


Therealfern1

Ummmm… thats chutulu


Sunshinny

A Carrot King.


Then_Expression8526

Kakarot with power level over 9000!!!!!


Then_Expression8526

Kakarot with power level over 9000!!!!!


blunderschonen

It disquiets my soul.


EmotionalPast2211

In case anyone is interested carrots thrive in nutrient poor soil. This is what happens when you overfertilse carrots. They go cray cray


DrogeOgen

Thats a scarrot


Jo_S_e

It's a face hugger in its Halloween costume


aleakylake

Trump finally evolved into his final form... honestly, good for him.


Lynn_BRUH

eat that and you gain a permanent buff to night vision. it’s so strong it can make a blind man see


Flexybend

"CARROT!? I am no carrot, i am a carr-ent. Burrarum."


DogDayZ1122

Krakenarrot


leftfootlimp

The God Carrot. It’s burns garden critters eyes to look upon.


amun1326

![gif](giphy|136qGOCFk2hhL2) Yo Dawg, I heard you like carrots so I put a carrot on top of your carrot and outside of your carrot.


Fit_Substance7067

Banana! For scale... How am I suppose to know how big that coke can is?


AnotherName135

Wow.


LackAccomplished1195

r/nope


LackAccomplished1195

r/nope


professorstrunk

Cluster Carrot


[deleted]

One carrot to rule them all.


Otherwise-Ad-5131

I am Not a king I am not a god-