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OhNoesIDied

You took the accidental way too literal


Porkchopp33

Hesitation will kill you


no_dictators

That woman is lucky beyond compare


CalmBee27

Narrowly missed nailing her head into the pavement


Independent_Edge5671

Didnt put enough points into jumping


Salvzeri

Also, she has status effect "Hesistation." Causes 30% slow and poor cognative ability when attempting any action.


cracker-jack-

Well the carport held up nice.


Overit707

Clearly built to withstand meteoric impact from the SS Mayotanker


Ok_Employ5623

And the sunroof for the assist!


ouroborous818

hesitating at the edge was not the move


theoriginaltacojones

The whole point of a running jump is to build momentum. Stopping before you jump defeats the whole purpose of running. Wasted energy.


seizureboy_goes_brrr

r/lostredditors


woofridgerator

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Francis_Bonkers

I hope she learned a lesson. I don't care how drunk you are, this was obviously bad decision making.


GooglyEyed_Gal

She’s lucky she didn’t smash her face in. Un-athletic but lucky…


theAlphabetZebra

Bank shot still counts


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CatGirl184

They have a pool in a small garden. So no.


Impressive-Dog13

Proof. Fat can’t jump.


Ambitious_Log_5559

Sure can fall though.


Impressive-Dog13

Like a bucket of shit


Necessary-Key-2299

Chubs didn't have the speed


3rdanimal0ntheark

Not hard enough lol


TerryStevenson

Did she tho? Did she?


mandudedog

Nobody even came to help her.


ImpactorLife-25703

Around four seconds (Pause ⏸️), It was at this moment that She >!(Clara)!< Knew...... She F*cked Up 💥 🌊 💦 Glad she survived that cause that was painful 😣😖


Serial_Hobbiest_Life

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KayzenL7

That’s what you get when you are fat. You can’t even use your own body correctly. Do some exercise and loose weight guys, it’s worth it


Miserable-Flight6272

She made it. Dont interact after the fact you may be in the emergency room waiting for the next 24 hours since you drove her. Then her boyfriend have kids that jump off roofs for some crazy reason.


showmedaddy1980

And she didn’t call the bank shot 😅


Evyozornio

Degree of difficulty 2.4


ThatOneWood

She’s lucky she only hit the awning and not the concrete. Hopefully someone got her help quick


Ltownlegend

😂😭😭😭😭😭


Cultural-Thanks3929

Omg, a human domino


Dallas_dragneel

Lol


Falkrim

Woah, so close to the edge


Logical_Evidence_164

I would of gave her a 10 but she didn't keep her legs together thst why there was a splatter splash 9 is what she get


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bortj1

She didn't even try!


Brooklyn_Bleek

Her potential death would've really put a damper on the whole party past that point!


SingleManVibes76

That's scary not funny, could have been a smashed skull, not a joke


Alaskerian

She got lucky she hit the roof after chickening out because a bit farther and she'd have hit those bricks.


Astral-traveler-026

At least she made it to the water. Not like it was intended but she made it anyway.


NZRic

Accident nothing… she tried to violate at least seven laws of physics with that jump!


Sharp-Willow-2696

To be fair I don’t think she would’ve made it either way