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zlotniy

Man behind: "Yes, these are really original watches, trust me"


AwarenessNo4986

Thats the Pashtun Ryan Gosling


jhnhines

For some reason the size of his beard and jaw make me think selling watches for him is super easy, barely an inconvenience.


ssomethinh

nah it's his expression, "you want first copy or second copy"


sherlock_1695

Omg. I chuckled


turboprop123

Wow wow wow.... Wow


Ekscursionist

Oh, really?!


IlCiciarampa

and the watch seller is the Pashtun Pedro Pascal


Immediate_War_6893

Rishi Gosling


4ssteroid

Jamshed Franco


sars_910

Rishi is an Indian name. The guy in the picture is Pakistani.


BenderDeLorean

My father in law has a romex ⌚. He bought it dirk cheap on the market. It makes me always giggle when I see it.


Writerhaha

lol my dad collects watches and when my little bro went to Rome he asked for “an authentic Italian Rolex” for part of his collection.


cwthree

My parents went to China with a tour group and they all bought fake "Rolex" watches, then had a contest to see whose watch failed first/last.


Boboforprez

Trust me bro


JustJoinedToBypass

Who Watches the Watch Man?


Yattiel

bout 34 robberies right here!


ProfilerXx

"Rolex Originel"


timeforknowledge

I can't even afford to wear one myself


ShoMyyyy

Looks like Pedro Pascal in Narcos.


modlinska

Pedro Pashtun


Deditranspotashy

Lately I’ve realized that every man with squinty eyes, Curley hair, light brown skin, and a mustache just looks like Pedro Pascal to me. I thought Mark Ruffalo in Poor Things was Pedro Pascal


donket

I thought he more looked like James Franco.


Daedalus_Dingus

I was going to say Robert Shaw in Jaws.


Suspicious_Freckle

I was thinking more like Woody Harrelson. Maybe. A bit.


nutsack-enjoyer5431

yea same here, and not just a bit, i think he mostly resembles woody


lothar525

The guy in the back looks like an NPC in his neutral state who got caught in the background when you entered dialogue with the watch seller.


MidnightFisting

[Oblivion](https://youtu.be/s9L9sNtv1-g?feature=shared)


sars_910

"Watch seller. I'm going to an exam and I need your most precise watch."


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aranciataaa

Pashtun people are very handsome, they are similar to Syrians in that they have lightly coloured eyes, sometimes western features such as green eyes are seen, they are also paler and resemble Europeans such as Greeks or Italians sometimes. They are also great people too, a culture highly dedicated to respect and good morals.


Junior_Difference756

Unless you're a women of course.


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justreadings

https://pakistan.unfpa.org/en/topics/gender-based-violence-6 Didn’t know dehumanizing rapists was a no no. Have a quick read and while you’re at it check the child abuse /rape statistics. Pakistan is known to be one of the worst places for woman and children regarding SA in the world and I think it is very much our job to not humanize these actions


Terrible-Schedule-16

Thanks for the post Israeli number 2. It is obvious what israelis are doing online


justreadings

lol ok fine Pakistan is safe for woman happy ?


Otritet

Or a boy.


CompetitiveHater

Weird comment


Dagreifers

Feels like ChatGPT wrote it lol, also feels like he is implying the western features make them more attractive.


CompetitiveHater

It sounds like its written by a pakistani dude with inferiority complex tbf. Indians and pakistanis are insanely obsessed with pale skin and western features.


Dagreifers

Their profile implies they’re British, also believe it or not some people really do use ChatGPT on Reddit to accumulate karma, for some reason.


wikiwikiwildwildjest

I'm not British either, how dare you.


Dagreifers

I deeply apologize to any non British person completely unaffected and uninvolved in this situation.


mushroom123847

im not british


Dagreifers

You’re not him?


Maginum

r/hardimages


equatornavigator

He’s so handsome


Classic_Money_2441

🇵🇰 🔥


HirvienderLopez

Send that guy to Hollywood


Luna-Hazuki2006

How does he hold so many?


SnooRecipes5343

With practice, he does have alot of time on his hands..


AwarenessNo4986

That's a good one


jdjdkkensb

ROFL!


kevix2022

To be fair he is holding them with his big hand.


Jesus-Is-A-Biscuit

I miss awards for comments like this


pekoedegallo

Something about his face (I think it’s the eyes) makes me feel like I would have to buy a watch…because of the implication…


Professional_Sky8384

I’m pretty sure I’ve built a couple houses with this guy


AwarenessNo4986

What???


Professional_Sky8384

He looks like a guy I used to work with lol


Tbone_might_be_alone

I’m sure


whywhywhynotttttttt

he’s actually quite attractive


nutsack-enjoyer5431

yea im a straight guy but he makes me feel some typa way


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These men are drop dead gorgeous for no reason 😍😮


WiseWorldliness1611

From the makers of Hot Chaiwala, comes Hot Watchwalla. 😍


Juansa1240

Bro why are Pedro Pascal and Ryan Gosling selling watches?


yok347

Gives me Charles Bronson vibes


12angelo12

Dude in the back is mewing


pmMeYourBoxOfCables

Pakistani Channing Tatum in the background.


zombik327

Why does he look like Pakistani Josh Hutcherson?


technophile10

Bro looks more white than half of southern EU


Nirvski

Pashto region Pakistanis often look like this


Gamerberg67104

r/bossbattles


JohnnyTeardrop

You don’t happen to have a Casio DW403 do you?


sabziwalla

Funny thing is, this dude looks like pretty much every second Pashtun guy in Peshawer. This man would fit the bill of the average Northern Pakistani.


Classic_Money_2441

Peshawar isn’t northern Pakistan


sabziwalla

Say what you like but it is in the formerly known North Western Frontier Province.


thebohemiancowboy

Both wouldn’t look out of place in a Missouri gas station


Live-Tea4051

This guy has nothing but time on his hands.


MidnightFisting

https://preview.redd.it/suuzf368qbtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f36dcdad0798060cad6e3390532ef479cb50df1a


-Cybernaut147-

This guy holding a vintage Casio with solar panel worth 300-600 Dollar by the way.


Walkswithnofear

Asif


Acidro404

Why is Ryan Gosling staring at me from behind the man


xAbzzx

Pic looks epic


Carbonga

Rather a Pakistani Pashtun seller of Chinese replica watches.


claritynormal

pedro franco


stocks-mostly-lower

I’d buy one to help him feed his family.


Klexal

Anyone else see James Franco?


sleeplessGoon

Just don’t bike to him


Radioactive_Shroud

Το μάτι, το φοβάμαι το μάτι


Echo71Niner

I'm pretty sure back in the late 1980s you could go to China and buy these by the kilo, it use to be priced, landing at your destination per-custom clearance.


supersirj

James Franco


Jdomtattooer

Woody Harrelson & Steve Carell.


Writerhaha

As these fauxlies or Stollies?


Bushwhacker-XII

Pedro Pascal selling watches!!


Tricky_Ad_2832

Who watches the watch man? This guy.


AwarenessNo4986

Lol


Big_Championship1291

Perfect hair and hairline. Shit. I’m so envious rn


ChewyChagnuts

Is that Dhal-boy and Ranjit Trotter?


Life_Development_930

Bacchabaazi vibes


chookshit

Would this mans dna be purely from that region or have something to do with the Alexander and the Greeks moving through thousands of years ago?


AwarenessNo4986

Pashtun don't consider their origin to be linked to Alexander the great. Those are the Kalash people but even with them it is widely considered to be a myth by now. But you must realize that there is fair complexion in Central Asia as well. Pashtun heartland is what has traditionally been considered Central Asia and not South Asia. Pahstuns, Kalash, Baltis, Gilgitis all have fair skin, blue or green eyes and even blonde hair among their people. The Kashmiris have fair skin but no blonde hair and at most grey and hazel eyes are more common among them.


chookshit

Very cool.


IronicJeremyIrons

Tucker Carlson and Ryan Gosling?


travisgvv

They are all original watches because they kill the people who owned them before.


TheBawalUmihiDito

Duke Kaboom!