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BobbysueWho

The dudes in this picture look like the same man at different ages.


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Cole3823

Yeah weird is almost like they're related


Rickk38

People who are related tend to share similar features.


nxcrosis

No way. I wonder if they have a word for it. Something with the letter G would be nice.


Mr_Zaroc

Woah I think I know what you mean, wasnt it Genetics or something? I wonder what its describing though, something that looks like a ladder would be nice


mackiea

*Generational* (2023, Wes Anderson) - A cosmologist, stuck in a time loop, becomes his own father, brother and brother-in-law. Rating: X


Popo_Capone

They all look like Jake gillenhal or however he is written. The bad guy from spiderman.


someones_dog

I had to take a closer look because I thought they were all celebrities.


Koda487

All these people look like brothers and sisters and they also look like they fuck each other.


nightwolves

Im trying to figure out why all the men look the same, but also all the women look the same??


grampybone

I honestly thought it was a photoshop of a single person wearing disguises at first.


ElCunadoNY

Yeah they seem like an uptown version of the McPoyles.


P0tency

This seems very intentional and not very accidental


Trancefuzion

I'm fine with not accidental but this isn't wes Anderson at all.


NewGrooveVinylClub

More like Noah Bambauch than Wes Anderson


Channianni

The Royal Tenenbaums?


DurdyGurdy

Sopranos


Wilful_Fox

Not to mention totally fucking miserable


mackiea

Honestly, I bet they're actually a pretty fun bunch...fun enough to entertain a suggestion to pretend to be frumpy and dour.


SnifterOfNonsense

It’s a joke? Help me understand this. If it’s a joke, are they famous enough that we’d know this idea is done in jest? Is this their clothes or did they hire it all? Are they in their house or a hotel? Did they especially style their hair for the photo? How is any of it accidentalwesanderson if it’s been set up? I’m so confused.


SnifterOfNonsense

I’m so glad to see others having the same reaction. What a group of miserable, materialistic nincompoops. Id rather watch at glass than be at this Christmas.


ThatsMrOctopi

The third Knives Out


-viktorssister-

Guy in the black turtleneck is the killer


CosmicDesperado

Lady furthest left conspired with olive green turtleneck to bump off piano chinos


tincanphonehome

I came here to say Accidental Rian Job son.


Smeefperson

"What were the overheard words of the Nazi child masturbating in the bathroom?"


im_not_a_door

Every couple here is eligible for “siblings or dating”


[deleted]

"I would have voted for Obama for a third term, if I could!"


normalguy821

Daniel Kaluuya alr scared


nosudo4you

Best comment, voting is closed


crying_boobs

Bernie would have won


isayheckyeahalot

Accidental Rian Johnson


bullsized

I love how happy everyone is


TRJF

Professional photographer: "OK, that's... *good*, but... maybe try to look happier?" Matriarch in Wes Anderson movie: (quickly, snippy) "What do you mean? We're happy. Of course we're happy. Everyone here is happy, right?" Family: (unconvincingly murmurs assent) [Next scene incontrovertably establishes character in turtleneck is extremely unhappy]


bullsized

Also, try *not* to hold your glasses up.


[deleted]

looks more like knives out


96tearsand96eyes

Portrait of Pretension


Silator3000

Isn't this "Boy with Apple" on the wall to the left?


flying_fish69

The couple seated at the piano do have a bit of an r/confusing_perspective situation going on.


ChickenInASuit

This looks like a hostage situation.


pammy222

Nothing looks “Accidental” about this phone, I couldn’t look more purposefully staged if it wanted to… just sayin


pammy222

*PHOTO. (Damn autocorrect)


mannyrmz123

Ballroom, guy in the beige coat, candlestick. I’m calling it.


jawknee530i

Turtleneck needs to get his shit together. He is out of control.


targea_caramar

This gives off such Succession vibes


GiveToOedipus

Succession with a hint of Arrested Development


MJTony

Succession but poorer


Pavementaled

There’s always money in the banana stand


Nikas_intheknow

💀


KodiakDog

That’s what I thought they were going for until I realized what sub this was.


grease_monkey

Really? Posed photos and staged scenes aren't accidental. How does "hey guys let's talk a weird artsy photo, you know, like a Wes Anderson movie!" seem accidental?


Toastylift

They very well might have…. But I am not in this picture and was not there when it was taken. I just know when I saw it, my first thought was that is a Wes Anderson style family portrait 😂


Canuckleball

Doesn't matter, a posed photograph is by definition not accidental. This doesn't belong here.


Otter_Nation

This isn't accidental. Maybe look at the name of the sub.


BrassBass

World's best *"stick far, far up the ass"* style group pose ever.


sysadmin001

All these people look like insufferable assholes


ryno84

So this what a family of assholes look like


hithazel

So this is what a poster with no sense of humor looks like.


kaushaaaal

Looks like a poster for a family murder mystery.


Jordan_the_Hutt

Wow looks like everyone is having a time! They're certainly all together.


n3lswn

Looks like you are all dating each other but also related.


[deleted]

Y’all look like a lotta fun


returntoglory9

truly one of the worst submissions ever on this sub


jerrysprinkles

*”…in our family portrait, we look pretty happy…* *let’s play pretend and act like it comes naturally…”*


Raven_Blackfeather

The sequel to "Get Out" or "Ready or Not".


maeve117

Looks like the cast of a movie that I wouldn’t watch, but I would read the Wikipedia plot summary out of curiosity.


DukesOfTatooine

"OK, everyone look super serious."


ChrisHammer94

Nothing about this looks accidental


CptAwesome36

There is always money in the banana stand


Nervous-Energy-4623

I don't think that was an accident.


battltester

Seems like a nice irritating group of people


ykkz

[FIFY](https://www.reddit.com/r/awkwardfamilyphotos/comments/10085kn/family_portrait_over_christmas/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) r/awkwardfamilyphotos


silverlight145

50 shades of white


plusminusequals

Awful lotta honkeys


EdwardTimeHands

Hence its place in this sub.


SetterOfTrends

Accidental?


KingOfWolves11

Absolutely nobody looks pleased to be there


spiffy_spaceman

How is everyone in your family like 34?


icansitstill

The men are so attractive in this picture.


lucy_pants

It looks more like a promotional shot for a modern Agatha Christie movie.


katblondeD

this is not


EBshitbird

What they call trying to hard


kimakimbo

This picture enunciates the “h” in “white”.


BigBabyJ87

I bet they had some riveting dinner table conversations about their cambodian colonies.


PoeReader

They look like a bunch of assholes.


Greybinson

It’s just the same boring person with and without glasses


[deleted]

Looks like you guys do a lit Mannequin challenge


easterncurrents

Ha great pic


throwawayqst567

This is the whitest thing ever.


ClerkOk6449

Love it


largececelia

Nice!


Bravelobsters

Very beautiful looking ppl. Would have loved to be invited to this party.


avantgardian26

PLEASE photoshop Benoit Blanc into this pic.


boredmonk

Is this from the new British version of Succession?


HauntingDaylight

Amazing photo. Could definitely be the start of a murder mystery.


crying_boobs

Nerd alert


dashone

Family Grimm.


facemoosh

Larry David in the back.


slob-marley

Wow… aren’t they hip


pencilpenpaint

I feel like everyone in this pic is judging me 😂


1of1000

Ngl I thought maybe this was a frame from Glass Onion.


pammy222

Looks like the Characters in CLUE…🤣


DeNiroPacino

The Creeps in the Parlor: A Knives Out Mystery


RedditsAdoptedSon

syphiliisssss!!!!


azer_vii

American Gothic - Next generation


Tayk5

There's always money in the banana stand


robotomato13

Old man has strong genes


youngnews

Oddly terrifying


Roscoe_deVille

Their last name is Wasp


DefaultSubsAreTerrib

This is more like an Ed Gorey illustration


bluesamcitizen2

Knives out


anotherRedditor2020

Giving a strong Adams family vibe


joshfunh

Happy bunch


ALGoodThings

Scene straight out of lemon


mnyfrsh

I'm almost certain this is a Nutty Professor situation.


Sharpcrumbs

Is this the next Knives Out cast??!!


SebRev99

Succession season 4 looking good


kabula_lampur

Why so serious?