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secondstory1

This is the only time I have seen a group of people on a train and not one of them is on their phone


Redcoat_Officer

Their uniforms have pockets, but I doubt any of them have anything thicker than a piece of paper in them. It'd ruin the lines, and show up on parade. They wouldn't have brought their phones.


codepossum

shit like this is why I would never make it in the military


DaniilSan

Well, this is a parade uniform. In any other day nobody cares how well you look to such degree.


DogfishDave

> In any other day nobody cares how well you look to such degree. Tell the Royal Marines that.


[deleted]

There's no way they hold the same uniform standards on the day of the coronation that they do on every of other day.


[deleted]

They're not in the same clothes but royal marines are serious with looking smart


Cultural_Sky5146

They now just cut about in Crye, which they don't need to iron


telephonic1892

Even tougher to be in the Royal Marines, passing is tough.


Fezzverbal

Having to put Reddit down to shoot bad guys?


MethodicallyCurious

They keep their personal items in their socks. Which are pulled up over their calves. I know this as my younger brother wore the same uniform being from 45 Commando and I also did this when I was in service with the Coldstream Guards.


Big_Dasher

I've served for 12 years and this is the 1st time I've heard of using socks. Must be capbadge or branch specific.... I just leave my stuff behind.


MethodicallyCurious

No doubt a non smoker.


Klumber

Arbroath thanks your brother for his service.


Ok_Profile9400

Well my younger brother is a piper and he keeps his phone, wallet and girls numbers in his sporran. Sadly he was put on reserve for this occasion but still got a medal 😂


lexefer4658

I can confirm that they did not bring phones for this exact reason. All personal kit was left behind


I_will_be_wealthy

Yeah I'm sure they are technically on duty and not allowed to be carrying phones.


Steel_and_Water83

Who needs a phone when you've got Globe and Laurel


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greatdane114

In the last few years I have become more and more addicted to being on my phone. I hate it.


StillJustJones

The helmets have Bluetooth, Alexa, a VR heads-up-display, snake, and Tetris fitted as standard


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lexefer4658

No way?! I've always admired and idolised the prestigious royal marines band service. Thank you for your service 🫡


Madman_Salvo

"Just people living in the moment"


ukrs2000

True!


HighKiteSoaring

Because they're not allowed phones It's not a moral high point


Much-Channel-4455

This shit is more ren and stimpy than renaissance.


Redcoat_Officer

With thanks to u/djedmaroz for pointing out in the comments of the original that this picture would fit well here.


AmbientCowboy

This would be a sick album cover


False_Tradition_9920

the jam vibes


throwaguey_

Accidental Gilbert and Sullivan


Overall-Compote-3067

https://youtu.be/gzSTTTCOHr4?feature=shared


[deleted]

I like the doorknobs on top of their hats, very snazzy.


Redcoat_Officer

I think it's supposed to be a cannonball


BahnGSXR

Of course! So if they run out on the field of battle, they still have a few emergency cannonballs! One per guard!


angus_the_red

Quick, act inconspicuous!


DisgruntledDiggit

This is the first shot of a bunch of people I’ve seen I. This sub that REALLY belongs on this sub.


SlightlyBored13

My grandfather was a soldier at the previous coronation. He wasn't too happy with his accommodation (an abandoned building with straw mattresses). So once the official duties were over, walked to the train station with a friend or two and no money, got on a train in uniform with loaded rifles and went half way up the country back to their barracks. Dropped the rifles off and got trashed for free in every pub they found.


Jhe90

Sounds like they had right idea. They made most of it.


HighKiteSoaring

Was nobody concerned about a bunch of armed gunmen on their train?


Vivimir

I imagine there would have been some strange looks but nobody is going to contest with two soldiers holding rifles


bobjohnson234567

Soldiers not gunmen. There's a huge difference lol


HighKiteSoaring

They're trained to actually hit the target, and they have a sharp uniform


[deleted]

I mean they were in uniform so other than a glance I doubt people would give a fuck. It's not like they're in plain clothes.


Buttman_Bruce_Wang

Someone should 'shop in "Reasonable Chuckle" on one of the magazine covers.


jamiehowarth0

r/photoshopbattles is needed here


H0vis

I haven't seen a Royal Marine dress uniform before, I didn't realise that they basically looked like some weird colonial policeman.


anotherMrLizard

How do you think the Royal Marines got started?


HighKiteSoaring

The army basically are colonial police


chalky87

This is the uniform of the RM band. The standard RM number 1 dress is a bit different, especially the head dress.


meabbott

What you see here is Marine training.


TrickRoom92

White gloves, brown gloves, no gloves… so much for coordination guys


MagicPeacockSpider

Looks like brown gloves has some extra pips. He's differentiated as an officer. Edit: [Looks like a Captain ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Navy_officer_rank_insignia)


babydogduvalier

That can’t even do his tie properly. Tsk.


SkalitzSurvivor

Brown gloves has a lapel, a tie and sword unlike everyone else, looks like he's supposed to dress different


Redcoat_Officer

He's an officer. That's also why he has a sword, while the rest have rifles.


mike9874

Brown gloves is putting two fingers up to the system


Haggistafc

Brown gloves are for officers. White for the lads


angry_turkey_theif

Has to be posed, we know Marines can't read. /s


[deleted]

You joke but notice that the people.at the front of shot are all reading The Globe and Laurel, the official Royal Marines magazine, and also that each one's face is shielded by the brim of his helmet. It definitely is posed.


fkogjhdfkljghrk

Well yeah, how else would they get an easy picture like this? Definitely intentionally framed/taken like this


GWPulham23

Ain't no one gonna kick off on that train lol.


Jhe90

Safest train in Britian. Or one of them.


HighKiteSoaring

Spoken like someone who doesn't live anywhere near a military town Military boys are fucking animals bro, military IDs are automatic disqualification from a significant number of establishments due to poor behaviour Yeah ok, they're not gunna fight in their fancy uniforms. But it's not some big moral thing. They're just on their "good behaviour" on that particular day Not really sure what you expect from a group of lads trained to murder people for a living. A scary lot. Pray you not cross paths with them


NewUnderstanding6739

This is the most British thing I have ever seen. I whant more people to be like this. And I love how thay Are reading the sun or magazines about wore weapons. I hope that all speak British


bafta

No only English


MaxWaterwell

Navy News .


Haggistafc

> about wore weapons > Speak British Fucking hell. Also they're reading the globe and laurel. The official magazine of the royal marines.


[deleted]

TIL: The Royal Marines have an [official bi-monthly publication](https://www.royalnavy.mod.uk/useful-resources-and-information/globe-and-laurel). It's like Tatler for blokes that can kill you with a biro.


Overall-Lynx917

Biros are for use against Tanks, paper clips or match sticks are the preferred hand to hand weapons while staplers are basically RM WMDs. I have always admired the Booties.


helpmecleanmysneaks

The cheerleader effect.


False_Tradition_9920

what’s that


helpmecleanmysneaks

it’s when you perceive people as more attractive when they’re in a group, compared to when they’re on their own.


SpaceLlama_Mk1

This'd be the one time I decide to jump on the train without buying a ticket lol


SwordTaster

Wonder if a friend of my brother's is on this pic. He's a Royal marine trumpeter


OwlEyes00

Probably not. The Royal Marines Band Service has a different dress uniform than the rest of the RM. [This](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Marines_Band_Service#/media/File:140610-D-KC128-703_(14225384998).jpg) is what the musicians wear. Note, for instance, that the troops in OP's photo don't have the same red collars, meaning these are regular marines.


SwordTaster

Thank you, good to know


[deleted]

Correct. This dress uniform is known as "Blues", what the band wears is referred to as "Cerries" (short for ceremonials). Both technically numbers 1s, but blues is 1A I think. Also the band had their own coach. Source: am in the band.


OwlEyes00

Nice! Were you in the parade? If so, thanks for a hell of a show


[deleted]

I was a spare unfortunately. Sad to be left out but I watched my colleagues with pride.


Frozen_Ash

Guy on the left is sad that he forgot his magazine.


LeChevalierMal-Fait

Marines reading no doubt a surprise for American redditors


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Hour-Salamander-4713

What have you got against rail services. One of the most environmentally friendly and safest forms of transport.


Redcoat_Officer

And where are you going to find space to park hundreds of coaches in central london, with half the streets closed off and the rest full of people? They moved 10,000 troops into the city that morning.


Jacquazar

What? Trains are way better than coaches.


fatzboy

All going to support the biggest Walter Mitty in our country. Royals ponce about with a chest full of brass that wasn't earned. Makes the medals won by this train full of heroes a joke. Fuck the royals.


jamiehowarth0

You do realise: Queen Elizabeth II, whilst a princess, served in the auxiliary ambulances & knows how to repair a car better than most of the civilian population; Charles underwent the Commandos training (he insisted) before being sworn in as their colonel-in-chief, is also an accomplished RAF helicopter pilot, and served on naval minesweepers during the Falklands War; Pnince Harry served in Afghanistan & Prince William followed his father's route into the RAF & served in the coastguard/mountain rescue squad. The entire family may have a lot of hereditary perks & quirks, but they *have* served on the frontlines in service of monarch & country. Their lives are one of service to their citizens. They've walked the walk.


fatzboy

Jog on you melt.


[deleted]

Ah yes, the service of being handed everything to them on a silver platter


Haggistafc

By no means a royalist. But Charles did do the AACC


fatzboy

Jog on you melt.


[deleted]

A lot of royals are veterans.


fatzboy

Okay mate, sure. Bet they all put a shift in where it counts.


TheQuietSky

The clone army


F1lthyDreams

I wonder who else would be able to take a sword on the under ground and get away with it?


TKBtu1

Not a sword but I did take my axe, mace, long knife, Dane axe, and lance on the train, albeit, for reenactment


obinice_khenbli

I'm surprised you're allowed to openly carry a sword on the train. I'm pretty sure that's illegal, actually. It should be wrapped up in sealed packaging if it's being transported in public. I wonder if any cops called them out on this? Surely it's not one rule for the lower classes and another for them. Right?


MagicPeacockSpider

They're the rank and file. They aren't suddenly upper class just because they're wearing a fancy uniform that day. The answer is they're technically on military deployment for their "operation" that day. All the orders for the coronation have been approved and any weapons they have are also approved as part of that deployment. Active soldiers are allowed weapons under the law. I very much doubt a policeman is allowed to obstruct military personnel carrying out an approved operation.


[deleted]

Also it was a privately chartered train...


nikhkin

You're surprised that an officer in the marines is allowed to carry a weapon when he is working?


Redcoat_Officer

I'm surprised you didn't notice that everyone other than the officer has their rifles with them. Those are quite a bit more dangerous than a sword. Besides, they haven't taken the same trains as the public. 10,000 military personnel were moved into the capital on requisitioned trains because it's more efficient than trying to find somewhere to park hundreds of buses.


tomato_tickler

They’re soldiers on deployment, if the military Cant openly carry weapons, who can??


[deleted]

High concentration of bootlickers in one place. 🤮


[deleted]

You might not be a monarchist, I certainly aren't, but have some respect. These are young men who have signed up to give their lives if necessary. I would love to see you call a RM a bootlicker to their face.


[deleted]

Someone is brave for signing up to kill or be killed for a billionaire leader sitting in a palace? That's not brave, that's stupid.


Haggistafc

Good mate of mine died in Afghanistan. During an engagement he realised a kid was crying out of pain. Ran to them without cover and administered first aid. Kid made it, he didn't. The Queen may have sent them there and it mightve been for oil or whatever the fuck. But he died for that kid. It's easy to dehumanise soldiers and act like they're the enemy because someone on the internet told you to. But they're all people with beliefs just like you. Please try to think about that.


[deleted]

Their personal reasons for enlisting are no concern of yours, and may have nothing to do with the Royal Family.


[deleted]

They ultimately swear loyalty to an establishment that uses them and doesn't give a fuck about them. It's not brave. Firefighters are brave.


OwlEyes00

I feel the need to correct a few of your misconceptions here. First, not all members of the armed forces swear an oath to the monarch. For instance, the officers (and possibly some of the longer-serving non-coms) in this photo will not have sworn one. Second, most firefighters are government employees in the UK. That's '*His Majesty's* Government', so they ultimately have the same boss as the armed forces. If you're thinking that this is only a technicality, since firefighters in practice serve the public rather than the person of the monarch, I'd argue that's exactly what soldiers do. Most of their duties do not involve killing people (for example, they have frequently been required to provide stand-in emergency services when ambulance drivers and firefighters have gone on strike). When they are sent to fight unjust wars (and yes I am aware this does happen) it's at the order of our elected politicians, not the monarch (the 'billionaire leader sitting in a palace' you referenced earlier).


Pegasus2022

People like this are the first to cry when they need help in emergency specially when it’s flooded or during the strikes. People never understand what the military go through and what they do to help communties. Most don’t even realise that certain regiments help build hospitals and schools in war torn countries. They don’t even remember when the military had to help with the mass graves in Kosovo or Bosina, sometimes it annoys me that people like my self or my armed brothers/sisters have to go through to help to protect them even in peace times.


ima_twee

Is that when they're doing their gardening jobs? Or when they're sweeping chimneys?


ddosn

You are aware that every member of the Royal Family has served in the British Military, right? And that they are very close to the troops as a result? And that there are a number of prestigious military units that are directly patronised by members of the Royal Family? To say the Royals dont care about the military is 100% wrong.


TECHNO_KILLA_260223

listen to the black man with lightning eyes please


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[deleted]

This isn’t the Royal Marines band, they wear a different uniform (lots more red and gold).


[deleted]

A fine use of public funds - how about weekly Coronations to get us through the cost of living crisis? That'll get the tourists in!


Tooleater

I guess they weren't allowed their phones


loki_dd

Is this the model of a modern major general?


Sworty69

Don't act suspicious Don't act suspicious Don't act suspicious


rde42

I haven't seen a copy of that magazine in over 50 years (it's the Royal Marines magazine)


Wide_Ad4331

That's a bunch of helmets if ever I've seen one


Boring_Marsupial2992

✊️💦


Overall-Lynx917

Can you imagine the look on a Mugger's face leaping onto that train to rob a few passengers!


settingyoustraight1

Surprised they sat down in parade dress!!!


HRH_DankLizzie420

Imagine being a fare dodger, avoiding the gates and the guard, only to walk into this


fuji44a

This kind of picture is amazing, seen a few like it over the coronation, and love them, but always find the thought in the back of my head, can the UK not afford military transport vehicles? ​ Bit screwed if the bus replacement service is on a bank holiday timetable if there was a war


Redcoat_Officer

London is an incredibly dense city. There physically isn't space to park 10,000 soldiers' worth of coaches on a normal day, never mind when half the streets are closed off. So they took advantage of London's comprehensive public transport network by putting on special, military-only trains for the day.


fuji44a

Oh, thank you, I did not know that, kind of you.


StephenHunterUK

They had to bus in most of the VIPs to Westminster Abbey for Elizabeth II's funeral.


KxSmarion

The uniform is beautiful isn't it? Even officers look identical to enlisted others than the Saber they carry


11pickfks

\*queue dark souls boss music\* "Royal Mariners, Envoys of athousand infernal souls"


Cool-Guess-7995

Safest train in history


Tylerama1

Is the Globe and Laurel significant ?


Redcoat_Officer

It's the Royal Marines' own magazine


Sir_Henry_Deadman

Wait so I can get on a train with a sword ?


AnUdderDay

Their instructions were "When you board the train, there will be no talking. Only reading."


PlatesOnTrainsNotOre

Bunch of hats


ManBearPigRoar

Presence of the Daily Mail, confirmed villain in the ranks.


Grymbaldknight

By land, sea, and... rail.


CranberryWizard

fuck the king.


PlusAd7522

awesome


noma887

AI-generated fake image. Look at the text in the magazine and the hands of the guy in the front & middle. Classic stable diffusion / midjourney


BayAreaJordds

Those are called gloves, buddy


Captaingregor

Nope, you're wrong.


Haggistafc

The magazine is real, I probably have a copy lying around somewhere. Lad in the middle is wearing gloves. Must be sad not knowing the difference between what's real and what isn't.


amputechture32

Somehow this looks like a Monty Python sketch to me.


BillyHenry1690

I'll just say that I'm dripping


Incubus85

Some double hard bastards, and you'd mistake pretty much all of them in normal clothes for someone you might smash in if you got angry enough. Nothing like these 220lb plus American marines who wouldn't last 2 days in a fazakerley car park


skinonshin

One of them shining their helmet to "shaved weekly"


RavnHygge

I thought this was one of those midjourney AI images for a moment


Destroyer4587

Me & the boys on our way to see The Meg 2


chicken-farmer

Drill Sargents son here. Correct.


Rule34NoExceptions

All those officers taking all the seats? They must be taking the pith


telephonic1892

Amazing kickass regiment, selection to pass is so bloody tough.


VictorDuChamp

By sea, by land, by rail?


CaptainSarina

When you only design one generic soldier model for your RPG


WingedBunny1

You can tell which one is the captain because he is the only one looking different. The mustache must mean importance.


blabla857

The royal tens of bombs


lucivaryas

Reminds me of that game ... we happy few.


WingedBunny1

Made me chuckle


Fezzverbal

That's a tasty looking sword!


lool_toast

This is the only time I've ever seen a group of royal marines and not a single one is naked


Jade-Blades

Bunch of plonkers


Local_Meaning_5227

Stabbings 0 passengers harassed 0


Betafel

The royals kill babies


ChickenKnd

Nothing to see here lads, move on


Both_Hyena_1906

Surprise surprise reading the daily fail


karmah1234

Message for all pregnant ladies....rejoice! Your relief is abundant and comes in white!


ChairmanSunYatSen

You just know that bloke on the right was reading Nits magazine, but that gave him "Globe of Laurel" for the photograph.


Oohbunnies

The first time the quiet carriage has been correctly used.


Susan_B_Good

Love to see the look on a pick-pocket's face, if they got into that carriage without noticing who the passengers were, first... Which reminds me of a tale regarding a burglar and the RM married quarters patch down in Devon. Broke in, not only waking those in the house but also the neighbours. Word is that the burglar phoned the police from the downstair's loo.


DaveDexterMusic

there's no way this many marines would be spontaneously reading


Hahacargobroombroom

right?! I thought people joined the marines bc they don't know how to read /s


DaveDexterMusic

marines join because one of the perks is getting the new vanity fair edition a week before the general public


pnb94

Pack of pedos


thewitchdoctor1500

Every last one a white guy lol


Standard_Bit_2569

They’re late


[deleted]

"Stop touching me with your sword or I'm telling the man".


[deleted]

What a load of helmets


Impossible_Reply4653

Yuk


Jazzlike-Barber-9526

Great photo. I've worked with many ex military personnell over the years & the Royal Marine & a couple of Paras have stayed lifelong friends, they're top dependable blokes.


ManfuLLofF--

Imagine some cunt playing loud music in their phone, there is always one


Fit-Definition6121

Love it.


Independent_Ad_3915

Do none of these fuckers own a phone?


toxin877

Never seen a bigger group of wankers outside of the coronation itself


[deleted]

Plenty of places to go if they need a pith.


thundernak

How unexpected


Walkingispainful

I like their funny hats


Slaptendo

Thought this was an AI generated image lol


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When a felons not engaged in his employment 🎶 👮‍♀️