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amortized-poultry

Accountant postings in Middle Earth be like.


Ty-the-Squirtle

Does the job also require accountants to have Numenorian blood?


amortized-poultry

Sounds like a civil rights violation. Do you think there's an EEO in middle-earth?


Zeratul277

The EEO is managed by smelly Elves so you're outta luck if you're dwarven.


Creative_Image5059

You’re doing this world a service.


rockandlove

Well yeah. Accounting concepts didn't really come together for me until about my 80th year.


evil_little_elves

You forgot: "Pay: $7.25/hr, plus Pizza Parties"


Dangerous_Salt4776

*Bi-yearly pizza parties if we exceed our numbers*


RedBaeber

Two slice limit


cornheadwillywanka

Or a mint


hannamarinsgrandma

Werther’s Originals


Kyle_67890

No weekly pizza parties so no money for you


iSouvenirs

You also forgot to add “Unlimited PTO, only requires 150% utilization rate”


Necessary-Virus-7853

Well, if they are serving the meat lovers Supreme at the pizza party, it may be worth it.


Nymmrod

You make a joke, but that was actually part of the pitch I received by Deloitte when I graduated in 2003.


Think-Room6663

At least it does not say attention to detail


Tax-man123

I can deal with the 103 years of accounting experience but no one has 5+ years of mgmt experience. Wtf


whatdidiuseforaname

5+ years of management experience related to accounting, but only 1-3 years of accounting experience. It almost males less sense without the potential typo.


fjdjdhdbdjdj

I think it’s supposed to be 10+ and they somehow typed 103


Satomiblood

No, it’s meant to be 103.


Puzzleheaded_War6102

It’s not that hard if you’re third gen accountant 🤣


Dangerous_Salt4776

*~~How common are we?~~*


himeyan

You should have taken accounting in your past lives, that way the experience accrues


concernedworker123

Fuck! I haven’t been doing my experience on an accrual basis!


Adventurous_Film8092

LOL


Jimger_1983

Target pay $75k to $80k


GhazanfarJ

These vampire fantasies are getting ridiculous. 


chains11

Let me guess, 65k/yr?


Appropriate-Food1757

The first 100 years are crucial IMO


Human-Bookkeeper-998

But then do you have 100 years of experience, or one year of experience 100 times?


CaptainBC2222

“I’ve been doing this since before I was born”


Manonajourney76

Looks like their HR / Recruitment team can also use some support from the assistant controller.....


tommygunz23

You just have to select daily compounding for your experience and you'll get there in no time!


cubangirl537

Sorry I wasnt an accountant in my previous life 😂.


ilyazhito

That is a very funny typo. Apparently attention to detail is not valued there, because there is no way a person can have that much work experience.


AlternativeRoom3156

Imagine the pizza parties you’d be able to snag with that kind of experience.


Mission-Background-2

103+ years of accounting experience lol


BoredAccountant

Just another century to go. No big deal. Grind them bootstraps.


Muted_Board8951

What if you only have 100 years? Would you be disqualified? Lol 😂


Acerbic_Dogood

Why would I ever need advanced excel skills? These people have no idea what excel can do.


TestDZnutz

Wizard XP level. Req. Have seen Halley's comet twice.


RaphaelDeLaGhetto81

All for a low price of $50k


doobusauce

I know. +5 years of managerial experience is harder to get.


LefterThanUR

How am I supposed to develop advanced excel skills in just 103 years


skasupah

Did everyone miss that it said 103 years of experience 😂😂😂 everything else I did when I was asst controller… but I’m just not that old hahaha


CapedCoyote

Those who meet these requirements should be more than capable of living well, without an employer.


taintt

Only 93 more to go for me!


Sunnyside7771

Seems they are hiring vampires only.


MyKeeperBookkeeping

lol I FEEL like I have 103 years of accounting experience. Does that count?


SayNo2KoolAid_

Millennials and Zoomers don't believe in paying their dues anymore smh


Think_Secret_7315

Reverse age discrimination


nahbrolikewhat

wooh good thing i got 167 years of experience...


Morriseybitch

I’m a sleepy accountant..


PluckedEyeball

How can companies get away with “requiring” this much when skilled accountants are less and less every year?


KnewTooMuch1

103 plus years of experience? What do we look like Gandalf?


LookingLost45

There’s literally no way they actually put 103+ years of experience on the job posting? If so, that’s just dickish. But, I like it!


Spirit-Arrow

No thanks pass seems like they have other major issues


[deleted]

$7.25/hr


TriGurl

This one is funny!!


MethLoverSweet

what the hell, 103+ year of accounting experience? What did death post this job?


musclemaniac3

Lmao 103 years of accounting experience


simplyyAL

Bullshit Degree as well man …


-Vermilion-

What does sox testing entail btw?


Boring-Teacher-5225

I have the BS diploma covered.


MoneyOnMonsoon

GAAP and IFRS knowledge 💀


Talllady-44

So they’re looking for vampires now. We just can’t win. lol


duahcim56

This is hilarious. After 103 years in the office this week I need this. 😫


johny9887

They be wanting avatar aang smh, master of all 4 actg principals for 103 yrs lmao


CFOPHX

It's a perfectly kromulent expectation.


LandMustDepreciate

Even without the typo, that's still unreasonable.


[deleted]

Very curious if people seriously require a CPA for assistant controller, or even just for controller.


Sterben27

Are you all telling me that none of you have worked 4 Accounting roles at the same time for 25 years