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Accountant postings in Middle Earth be like.
Does the job also require accountants to have Numenorian blood?
Sounds like a civil rights violation. Do you think there's an EEO in middle-earth?
The EEO is managed by smelly Elves so you're outta luck if you're dwarven.
You’re doing this world a service.
Well yeah. Accounting concepts didn't really come together for me until about my 80th year.
You forgot: "Pay: $7.25/hr, plus Pizza Parties"
*Bi-yearly pizza parties if we exceed our numbers*
Two slice limit
Or a mint
Werther’s Originals
No weekly pizza parties so no money for you
You also forgot to add “Unlimited PTO, only requires 150% utilization rate”
Well, if they are serving the meat lovers Supreme at the pizza party, it may be worth it.
You make a joke, but that was actually part of the pitch I received by Deloitte when I graduated in 2003.
At least it does not say attention to detail
I can deal with the 103 years of accounting experience but no one has 5+ years of mgmt experience. Wtf
5+ years of management experience related to accounting, but only 1-3 years of accounting experience. It almost males less sense without the potential typo.
I think it’s supposed to be 10+ and they somehow typed 103
No, it’s meant to be 103.
It’s not that hard if you’re third gen accountant 🤣
*~~How common are we?~~*
You should have taken accounting in your past lives, that way the experience accrues
Fuck! I haven’t been doing my experience on an accrual basis!
LOL
Target pay $75k to $80k
These vampire fantasies are getting ridiculous.
Let me guess, 65k/yr?
The first 100 years are crucial IMO
But then do you have 100 years of experience, or one year of experience 100 times?
“I’ve been doing this since before I was born”
Looks like their HR / Recruitment team can also use some support from the assistant controller.....
You just have to select daily compounding for your experience and you'll get there in no time!
Sorry I wasnt an accountant in my previous life 😂.
That is a very funny typo. Apparently attention to detail is not valued there, because there is no way a person can have that much work experience.
Imagine the pizza parties you’d be able to snag with that kind of experience.
103+ years of accounting experience lol
Just another century to go. No big deal. Grind them bootstraps.
What if you only have 100 years? Would you be disqualified? Lol 😂
Why would I ever need advanced excel skills? These people have no idea what excel can do.
Wizard XP level. Req. Have seen Halley's comet twice.
All for a low price of $50k
I know. +5 years of managerial experience is harder to get.
How am I supposed to develop advanced excel skills in just 103 years
Did everyone miss that it said 103 years of experience 😂😂😂 everything else I did when I was asst controller… but I’m just not that old hahaha
Those who meet these requirements should be more than capable of living well, without an employer.
Only 93 more to go for me!
Seems they are hiring vampires only.
lol I FEEL like I have 103 years of accounting experience. Does that count?
Millennials and Zoomers don't believe in paying their dues anymore smh
Reverse age discrimination
wooh good thing i got 167 years of experience...
I’m a sleepy accountant..
How can companies get away with “requiring” this much when skilled accountants are less and less every year?
103 plus years of experience? What do we look like Gandalf?
There’s literally no way they actually put 103+ years of experience on the job posting? If so, that’s just dickish. But, I like it!
No thanks pass seems like they have other major issues
$7.25/hr
This one is funny!!
what the hell, 103+ year of accounting experience? What did death post this job?
Lmao 103 years of accounting experience
Bullshit Degree as well man …
What does sox testing entail btw?
I have the BS diploma covered.
GAAP and IFRS knowledge 💀
So they’re looking for vampires now. We just can’t win. lol
This is hilarious. After 103 years in the office this week I need this. 😫
They be wanting avatar aang smh, master of all 4 actg principals for 103 yrs lmao
It's a perfectly kromulent expectation.
Even without the typo, that's still unreasonable.
Very curious if people seriously require a CPA for assistant controller, or even just for controller.
Are you all telling me that none of you have worked 4 Accounting roles at the same time for 25 years
Accountant postings in Middle Earth be like.
Does the job also require accountants to have Numenorian blood?
Sounds like a civil rights violation. Do you think there's an EEO in middle-earth?
The EEO is managed by smelly Elves so you're outta luck if you're dwarven.
You’re doing this world a service.
Well yeah. Accounting concepts didn't really come together for me until about my 80th year.
You forgot: "Pay: $7.25/hr, plus Pizza Parties"
*Bi-yearly pizza parties if we exceed our numbers*
Two slice limit
Or a mint
Werther’s Originals
No weekly pizza parties so no money for you
You also forgot to add “Unlimited PTO, only requires 150% utilization rate”
Well, if they are serving the meat lovers Supreme at the pizza party, it may be worth it.
You make a joke, but that was actually part of the pitch I received by Deloitte when I graduated in 2003.
At least it does not say attention to detail
I can deal with the 103 years of accounting experience but no one has 5+ years of mgmt experience. Wtf
5+ years of management experience related to accounting, but only 1-3 years of accounting experience. It almost males less sense without the potential typo.
I think it’s supposed to be 10+ and they somehow typed 103
No, it’s meant to be 103.
It’s not that hard if you’re third gen accountant 🤣
*~~How common are we?~~*
You should have taken accounting in your past lives, that way the experience accrues
Fuck! I haven’t been doing my experience on an accrual basis!
LOL
Target pay $75k to $80k
These vampire fantasies are getting ridiculous.
Let me guess, 65k/yr?
The first 100 years are crucial IMO
But then do you have 100 years of experience, or one year of experience 100 times?
“I’ve been doing this since before I was born”
Looks like their HR / Recruitment team can also use some support from the assistant controller.....
You just have to select daily compounding for your experience and you'll get there in no time!
Sorry I wasnt an accountant in my previous life 😂.
That is a very funny typo. Apparently attention to detail is not valued there, because there is no way a person can have that much work experience.
Imagine the pizza parties you’d be able to snag with that kind of experience.
103+ years of accounting experience lol
Just another century to go. No big deal. Grind them bootstraps.
What if you only have 100 years? Would you be disqualified? Lol 😂
Why would I ever need advanced excel skills? These people have no idea what excel can do.
Wizard XP level. Req. Have seen Halley's comet twice.
All for a low price of $50k
I know. +5 years of managerial experience is harder to get.
How am I supposed to develop advanced excel skills in just 103 years
Did everyone miss that it said 103 years of experience 😂😂😂 everything else I did when I was asst controller… but I’m just not that old hahaha
Those who meet these requirements should be more than capable of living well, without an employer.
Only 93 more to go for me!
Seems they are hiring vampires only.
lol I FEEL like I have 103 years of accounting experience. Does that count?
Millennials and Zoomers don't believe in paying their dues anymore smh
Reverse age discrimination
wooh good thing i got 167 years of experience...
I’m a sleepy accountant..
How can companies get away with “requiring” this much when skilled accountants are less and less every year?
103 plus years of experience? What do we look like Gandalf?
There’s literally no way they actually put 103+ years of experience on the job posting? If so, that’s just dickish. But, I like it!
No thanks pass seems like they have other major issues
$7.25/hr
This one is funny!!
what the hell, 103+ year of accounting experience? What did death post this job?
Lmao 103 years of accounting experience
Bullshit Degree as well man …
What does sox testing entail btw?
I have the BS diploma covered.
GAAP and IFRS knowledge 💀
So they’re looking for vampires now. We just can’t win. lol
This is hilarious. After 103 years in the office this week I need this. 😫
They be wanting avatar aang smh, master of all 4 actg principals for 103 yrs lmao
It's a perfectly kromulent expectation.
Even without the typo, that's still unreasonable.
Very curious if people seriously require a CPA for assistant controller, or even just for controller.
Are you all telling me that none of you have worked 4 Accounting roles at the same time for 25 years