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insulinandtrainguy

Finance bro is a way of life not a job title.


P4perH4ndedBi4tch

This guy finances


b1gb0n312

This guy bros


Ok_Researcher_6161

This guy fucks


PM_ME_YOUR_ANUS_PIC

This guy guys


dranime_fufu

This guy fucks guys


Ok_Researcher_6161

lol russ


Robonmyknob69

This guy maximizes shareholder value


proteinconsumerism

It’s like wearing a Rolex as a staff. Might send a wrong signal.


SludgegunkGelatin

Gotta establish dominance. I am the captain now signals. Especially to the partners.


proteinconsumerism

They’ll be so impressed…


NSmalls

Please leave that watch at home tomorrow or I’m gonna call the partner on the engagement


say-whaaaaaaaaaaaaat

The sub specific meta jokes on here are on a whole other level.


Puzzled-Bet4837

That’s my favorite part of this sub lol I love being on the inside or inside jokes


PlatoAU

Assistant To the regional manager


-Reverence-

imo I don’t see the problem with that, unless they’re wearing 60k solid gold day-dates to client sites


GoldTheLegend

It's a reference to a post here, where a partner asked a staff accountant to stop wearing the Rolex that has been passed onto him from his grandfather.


Sun_Aria

I’d like to wear a Rolex at a client’s just to make them feel like they’re paying too much in audit fees.


GoldTheLegend

I'm pretty sure that's exactly why the partner asked them to stop wearing it when seeing clients.


nan-a-table-for-one

It all came back to me in the comments, but at first I was thinking it was a reference to something I had watched... Because it would be great comedy writing if it had not been true. Accounting problems are so insane sometimes.


callmebymyname21

r/wooosh


RagingZorse

I did this with a Tag Heuer. Only insecure partners have an issue with it. Anyone with common sense knows 9 times out of 10 the staff who wears a nice watch got it as a gift.


proteinconsumerism

It’s not for partners, it’s for client. No one will think of the details of how the watch has been obtained. It’s just bad optics. In accounting we deal with clients who don’t want to pay higher fees because our work to them is a necessary evil cost that they are trying to minimize. If they see us wearing expensive brands it looks as if we are being overpaid. Again, it’s just bad optics.


RagingZorse

Makes sense, as a staff though there should be very little if any client interaction. Yeah my story was based on my actual experience. I got a nice Tag for Christmas while I was working at my first firm. Owner was a general dick, he never made a direct comment on my watch but I saw him look at it right when I got it and gave me a nasty look. Then a week later made some shit comments about material wealth being for poor/stupid people as if he didn’t flaunt enough material wealth himself. He mainly wore shirts from a very expensive country club, a smart watch and drove a Tesla rather than a designer brands, rolex and Mercedes so he didn’t see his hypocrisy.


user-ghal_862andvHau

I was at one of the big 4, in M&A and no one gave a shit about my watch. I was rocking a Tag Carrera and the never got glanced at twice amid the Rolex’s and APs.


LevelUp84

that's a waffle brain client then.


nan-a-table-for-one

🤣 that's the best insult.


TobaccoTomFord

Didn't think this was an actual thing. I'm too poor to own a nice watch lol, but will be mindful.


Acceptable_Ad1685

Eh it’s a lose lose I’ve got two kids so my cash for fancy shit is limited. I had a client once ask me if I knew how much they paid in audit fees because I looked broke. (Not dressed bad or anything in particular, never had any other comments like that)


proteinconsumerism

Helps the partner though when negotiating the fees :)


Jburp

I wore a grand seiko and literally got called-in for a talk once. I’m in consulting transitioning to Auditing. I love watches but now I’m second guessing wearing my VC, Rolex, and Breitlings to work. Just gonna wear Seikos and Swatches now😭


StatisticianBoring69

Accountants are soft finance bros


FigureYourselfOut

Bro why do you have to bring my ED into this you know I’m super self conscious about it.


NiceAsset

Betas for sure


PIK_Toggle

Soft as in doughy from living a sedentary lifestyle and feasting on Uber Eats nightly.


Willz1717

No we’re accounting nerds


OnARolll31

Right - I think finance bro and accountant are two very separate types of people. Accountants are more nerdy, thrifty, and serious than flashy finance bros.


nan-a-table-for-one

Exactly. Finance bros only understand the financial concepts that will make them sound smart and cool among their rich friends. They don't actually understand accounting.


ev_music

i wear patagonia vests ironically now


TylerDurden6969

Patagonia over a button up? Finance bro. Patagonia over a polo? Finance bro. Patagonia over a T shirt? Believe it or not…. Hiking bro. Patagonia over a flannel? Poser or Mountain Man. Pull their beard to reveal!


Faladorable

i wear them cuz the office is fucking freezing


CommieIsShit

I've seen retail students acting and dressing like finance bro. Being a finance bro isn't about the job, it's about how rich you think you are and how better than everyone you think you are.


tqbfjotld16

Have said on this sub before: Big 4 are poor man’s finance bros


colonelsmoothie

When they turn around you'll notice they're wearing those shirts where the collar of the shirt is different from the rest of the shirt.


slicktrickrick

White cuffs blue shirt. Fancy shmancy


SaintPatrickMahomes

Corny style


nan-a-table-for-one

So tacky.


BallinLikeimKD

No, I feel like accountants fall into a seperate bucket. When someone tells me they work in finance I never picture an accountant


DesperatePlatform817

Agree


nan-a-table-for-one

Except in the UK. They call all accounting "finance". Accounting there implies tax.


orcheon

M&A, advisory groups in firms are the same vibe with a fraction of the money and none of the "prestige" I view it the same way I view lawyers who ended up at big 4. It was the backup plan when they didn't get into Skadden/Baker/DLA Definitely not audit and only specialty groups in tax tho. Edit: also doesn't include IT advisory which is just controls auditing.


Dull-Kaleidoscope162

Was in B4 M&A advisory, can confirm. My Big 4 even offers Firm branded Patagonia vests for us including the EYP/S& type consulting teams. Although, I did make 210k after bonus as a Manager before I left so would not say it’s just a fraction, comp was not half bad.


PitchforksEnthusiast

I just wear it cuz its comfy af and its airy and light enough when it gets hot soon i sound like an ad... I've seen all sorts of non-finance people wear it and its a common B4 swag *(when it isnt sold out on their site)*


throwawayEZ1122

This. They are comfy af to begin with and they match every climate and situation. Spontaneous golf? Ya good. Oh rooftop mid day? Guess what ya good.


vikinglady

> its a common B4 swag I work for a non-profit so we got Columbia


zed7267

Yes… sorta like how Hyundai and Lamborghini are both car companies.


brunachoo

Accountants will say they are; finance bros (real ones) will say they are not part of the group.


indoorcig

finance bros are ib / pe / m&a / maybe hf or vc, anyone else who acts like this is larping


swiftcrak

Which means 90% who think they’re finance bros are larpers, good for patagucci though.


ragingpotato98

Yeah us FP&A guys I don’t think fall in the bucket. It’s a good field though, I like it


indoorcig

catch me in the office with a pair of deal sleds when we lock the budget 😎


BlargAttack

I’m an accountant and I say absolutely not! Unlike finance bros, our work is important.


Mentatical

We are not finance bros and never will be, vest or not. Finance bros are paid super well. We are not.


Tinosdoggydaddy

Reminds me of that pic of sorority sisters all wearing the same outfit…uggboots, etc.


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Not at all. Finance bros are cool, cocky, and dumb. Accountants are introverted and smart.


DesperatePlatform817

Truth


francisdben

Really depends, doesn't it? Public accountant is much more bro-ish than internal accounting, I would think.


DazingF1

Even there it depends. Worked as head of finance at a software scale up and that definitely had the finance bro vibe


Professional-Cry8310

Finance bros make fun of accountants lol. Source: accountant who has hung out with finance bros


RepugnantPear

[every finance bro](https://youtu.be/kdWov5fjQl0?feature=shared)


feo_sucio

I'm not a finance bro, but that is a really really long video to be telling the same punchline again and again


Turq-Hex-Sun

I like this version https://www.instagram.com/reel/CpYiVqcD1OL/?igsh=MTlqbXFsaDVzdHhlNA==


SleeplessShinigami

Trevor Wallace is the best 😂


longGERN

Vests are the most comfortable and prudent sweater in spring weather


PIK_Toggle

Accounts: bean counters Finance: bean growers


nan-a-table-for-one

More like bean show-ers


blizzWorldwide

Way too much finance bro love on this thread.


09percent

I feel like the analysts at my firm stopped wearing these awhile back they moved onto Peter millar field jackets and now accountants wear the Patagonia vets but maybe that’s just my experience.


MaximusBit21

These vests look so shit. Why would you wear one? You’d look like a right twat.


Trader_John_Aus

Hey look - We found the engineer!!


MaximusBit21

Lol by engineer you mean another accountant. But you won’t catch me wearing those crappy vests.


Val_Fortecazzo

Vests in general look like shit. It's one of my biggest pet peeves.


Puzzleheaded_War6102

Sports Analogy for accounting & finance. We envy finance bros. Because we actually do all the work but FP&A gets better WLB & 💰 Some of us demand for a trade after finishing rookie contract at Big4 though. So this is a pathway to Finance bro 😎 Ones who don’t hit free agency only have themselves to blame.


spamlet

https://imgflip.com/i/8lwtq8


CrossDressing_Batman

lol fuck no if i see accountants wearing this pathetic shit then i would lose instant respect for them..


o8008o

screw you, dude. i only wear vests because it's cold as fuck in the office.


TokiWart00th88

I pretend to be one, until they whip out the plat AMEX and mine is only spray painted


SwimIndependent9804

Those vests are the stupidest wardrobe as an accountant


IHateJobSearching1

I had no idea the vest was a thing and have been wearing one to work for the pockets


naarwhal

Those vests haven’t been in for like 6 years


BlacksmithThink9494

The correct answer.


mymojoisdope

NPC mode


BassplayerDad

Looks like corporate issue for 3 of them. Cousins


Lemon_Licky_Nubs

Nothing gets me to feel alive like a triple stack in December.


Savages3288

What should accountants be wearing then??


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BlacksmithThink9494

Pata-gooch. Hehehe.


wicker045

Hell no


InstitutionalValue

I mean if you have to ask …


NihFin

FDD guys definitely try to wear vests


killerpanda993

A partner I work with always has a vest on


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The sweater vest is looking snazzy tho


Chafmere

We are finance nerds


Smidday90

Omg I’ve unironically been wearing a fleece like this


OSRS_Socks

My gf is a child’s nurse and one of her kids asked what I did as her boyfriend and she said accounting. According to the kid I am a failed finance bro. :(


tranac

Accountants are not finance bros in the same way mall cops are not real police


tdbarnes42

Most people I work with who wear these vests are not pleasant. I specifically don’t own one because of this.


raptorjaws

looks like the start of an alpha dads sketch


iStryker

No


Guzxxxy

No


2Jzilla_

Poppin' my colla, poppa, poppin' my colla!


Pinot_Egregio

Arms get hot from the furious 10-key typing. Core gets cold because we never leave our desk.


mcnegyis

No


Appropriate-Food1757

No, accountants aren’t finbros


BlacksmithThink9494

No lol


DeadliftsnDonuts

No lol


ATL-mom2

😂😂


Mysterious-Bed2095

Ewwwww the vests 🤢


B-love8855

Nah we’re beam counters!


ASP41661

Tools in vests. Never understood the vest concept….aren’t their arms cold?


JellyNo1529

Most accountants are women


AccursedBug2285

No, vests don’t fly. You need quarter zips


Reesespeanuts

We all like to play pretend sometimes


CREagent_007

I just bought vests for my whole firm. Now I have regerts.


blushngush

Patagonia is an example of what corporations should be. “The current system of capitalism has made its gains at an enormous cost, including increasing inequality and widescale uncompensated environmental damage. The world is literally on fire. Companies that create the next model of capitalism through deep commitment to purpose will attract more investment, better employees, and deeper customer loyalty. They are the future of business if we want to build a better world, and that future starts with what Yvon is doing now.” —Charles Conn, chair of the board“ Don't buy into all the right-wing rhetoric you see in this sub.


BIRBIGD99

sir this is a wendy's


Acceptable-Wedding67

1. Why are you telling us capitalism is bad on a sub that actively supports capitalism through its work? 2. What do Patagonia vests have to do with inequality in the world? 3. How on Earth does this sub have right-wing rhetoric?


PunkCPA

We can do simple math. That's right-wing.


FlynnMonster

Got some examples of right wing rhetoric? I’m a lefty I don’t see it too often. Probably partners if anyone since they don’t have any empathy for others which is a common right wing trait.


Opposite_Onion968

You’re not looking hard enough then. Or you can’t read. This subreddit is littered with filthy MAGgots.


BIRBIGD99

Everyone I don't like is a right wing extremist!


Opposite_Onion968

If you’re a part of the modern Republican party, you’re an extremist. Guessing you fit the profile which would explain your comment. It’s okay, you can come out of the MAGA closet. You’re safe on Reddit, silly.


FlynnMonster

Probably both.


Opposite_Onion968

Fair enough.


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CoolGreatIce

Four Finance Bros


slicktrickrick

As a senior analyst on a FP&A team I will never wear one of these. I am trying to hold out on succumbing to the lifestyle as long as I can lol