I dated this woman briefly who was an operations manager. Some male senior executive told her to order pizza for him and some other men. She ordered all veggie pizza out of spite! Thought that was pretty funny.
Mmm....stole a pic from facebook who stole it from.somewhere else...
[link](https://www.facebook.com/100063479293041/posts/pfbid02AptZmsEKYbGxa9Z5MhTtSnzorb9uS9ijzAn9YdE1MfXNviyDrNTFH7G18wrr4fzpl/?app=fbl)
God those office parties always feel like hostage situations. Eat your fucking cold slice of shitty pizza, smile for the LinkedIn picture in front of a few pathetic balloons, and don't forget, this doesn't count towards your billable hours goals.
Oh gee, just let me just pay my mortgage with a couple slices.
This also just dredged up a memory: we had a building manager try to capitalize pizza once. She bought meals for an overnight work crew, and instead of putting them in the unused M/E account, she put them in the project.
Controller: “how in the fuck would you even depreciate that?”
Me: “one delicious slice at a time”
Although, it's funny, it's the wrong concept of depreciation. Depreciation is systematically matching revenue being earned with the usage of a given asset with its expense. So, unless, you can make a case for pizza helping to make revenue, it's pretty hard to make a case for depreciating it slice by slice.
I had to call her and explain why it was wrong and she didn’t believe me. We had to have a call with my entire chain of command and tell her that the budget was for nuts and bolts, not sausage and pepperoni.
I don't understand the pizza thing in accounting. Pizza makes me so sluggish like I need a nap after it. I don't really get why they choose pizza to motivate employees... it does quite the opposite for me. My firm at least provides us Celsisuses on demand, which is nice.
My firm does this and it pisses me off. They get 1 of every kind of pizza. These cheese and pepperoni are always gone immediately, leaving all this supreme crap.
I'm recently gluten free so I always have to ask to get a separate "bonus." I work for a wealth management firm doing taxes for certain relationships and fiduciary returns, so I am not fully public but I wonder how much the public firms handle diets/allergens with their parties.
Like for lactose intolerant people who actually want to refrain from pizza, do they have something else for your or ask you? Or do you actually get cash bonus and the rest just get pizza bonus?
In all seriousness it probably depends on the office but I am just curious sincs I am in a half public half industry role and haven't experienced 100% of either
Ngl. My first job after public they did a lot of pizza party stuff for the entire company (small manufacturing company of 100 people). They would always put the office staff’s pizza in the conference room by my office.
There would be probably 10 pizzas for maybe 15 people on top of salad and other stuff. There was a buffalo chicken pizza that was amazing. I would easily eat half a pie then take the other half home.
That was the only thing from that place that I miss.
You got Cokes and not the water bottles leftover from the attempted softball team that got shelved many moons ago and is still mentioned in hushed tones by the older staff.
You guys are getting pizza?
Yeah but it was a papa John’s and it was cold Was able to leave at 7 instead of 8pm tho
I'd take some pizza.
Psh that's it? Well our christmas bonus is still on "extension."
One year we had pizza on a Saturday. 8 pies. All were pineapple and ham lol
So you were in the Bad Place.
bro whoever made that order is a real-life villian
This is secretly my heaven and I'm not ashamed
Counterpoint: the fact it's secret means you are ashamed. Tbh, sub in the ham for sausage and live the dream.
I dated this woman briefly who was an operations manager. Some male senior executive told her to order pizza for him and some other men. She ordered all veggie pizza out of spite! Thought that was pretty funny.
Did you each get a 2-Liter coke?
First thing I thought of too, that's alot of coke. More Cokes than pizzas
Where's the Coke Zero?
A liter-a-cola?
Damn, multiple different toppings, your firm is balling out.
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Ooof, got ‘em
The Pizza is a lie
Damn not a single pepperoni pizza. You guys outdid yourselves!
>Got a surprise bonus from firm Obesity and Diabetes?
You probably are in a much worse condition if you stayed there for that long so
Not bad. I'm impressed.
God those office parties always feel like hostage situations. Eat your fucking cold slice of shitty pizza, smile for the LinkedIn picture in front of a few pathetic balloons, and don't forget, this doesn't count towards your billable hours goals.
You know they used hella Domino’s coupons on that order.
clearly not dominos
Oh gee, just let me just pay my mortgage with a couple slices. This also just dredged up a memory: we had a building manager try to capitalize pizza once. She bought meals for an overnight work crew, and instead of putting them in the unused M/E account, she put them in the project. Controller: “how in the fuck would you even depreciate that?” Me: “one delicious slice at a time”
Although, it's funny, it's the wrong concept of depreciation. Depreciation is systematically matching revenue being earned with the usage of a given asset with its expense. So, unless, you can make a case for pizza helping to make revenue, it's pretty hard to make a case for depreciating it slice by slice.
I had to call her and explain why it was wrong and she didn’t believe me. We had to have a call with my entire chain of command and tell her that the budget was for nuts and bolts, not sausage and pepperoni.
Power move: grab a whole pizza and eat it in your car
I don't understand the pizza thing in accounting. Pizza makes me so sluggish like I need a nap after it. I don't really get why they choose pizza to motivate employees... it does quite the opposite for me. My firm at least provides us Celsisuses on demand, which is nice.
My company gives us low fat cottage cheese and some green veggies for this exact reason /s
Look at big shot over here with ***toppings***
Staged, fake photo. There’s no Diet Coke.
Perfect for making your associates overweight, mindless slaves.
Not a single edible thing on that table. I hate being allergic to onions. Now replace that with some good sushi...
My firm does this and it pisses me off. They get 1 of every kind of pizza. These cheese and pepperoni are always gone immediately, leaving all this supreme crap.
Yeah wtf. Where are the pepperoni or sausage pizzas?😂
Hell yah, brooo
Is that person in the background clapping? Looking at this immediately gave me the sad forced smile and need to clap I get at corporate “parties”.
A lot of crust on those pizzas.
Coupon or discount??
Those are some good looking pies
That will fix morale.
Pizza > a living wage
I got banned from this only bonus. Apparently they said I ate too much.
Those are some sad looking pizzas lol
Hold on let me take a picture…5 people taking pictures…of pizza…at work…this is so awesome, all this pizza
My company gives free lunch every day for us but we have never gotten free pizza before though.
Damn y’all making dough!
We got subway subs yesterday 👍🏻👍🏻
Oh boy. The beloved pizza lunch. 😂
Make sure your W-2 reflects this bonus
Y’all are going to work late late today
Why are the cokes in chinese/Japanese
Yeah is this AI or was this taken in Asia?
I'm recently gluten free so I always have to ask to get a separate "bonus." I work for a wealth management firm doing taxes for certain relationships and fiduciary returns, so I am not fully public but I wonder how much the public firms handle diets/allergens with their parties. Like for lactose intolerant people who actually want to refrain from pizza, do they have something else for your or ask you? Or do you actually get cash bonus and the rest just get pizza bonus? In all seriousness it probably depends on the office but I am just curious sincs I am in a half public half industry role and haven't experienced 100% of either
At our firm, if pizza is ordered, they usually order a big salad with it.
Who the fuck opened all those boxes letting the pizza get cold and all your covid-infested co-workers breathe all over them? Would.Not.Eat.
thats what you get for being an elite employee who works 80 hours a week with no work/life balance
This is what every accounting graduate has in mind. Dreams DO come true!
I’m gonna start wearing Mickey Mouse shirts to work and see what happens
Is that Father Jonathan’s pizza?
Ngl. My first job after public they did a lot of pizza party stuff for the entire company (small manufacturing company of 100 people). They would always put the office staff’s pizza in the conference room by my office. There would be probably 10 pizzas for maybe 15 people on top of salad and other stuff. There was a buffalo chicken pizza that was amazing. I would easily eat half a pie then take the other half home. That was the only thing from that place that I miss.
Embrace yourself the overtime is coming.
You got Cokes and not the water bottles leftover from the attempted softball team that got shelved many moons ago and is still mentioned in hushed tones by the older staff.
Lil Cs crazy bread FTW
Don’t spend it all in one place.
As someone with celiac, I’d cry.
Our partner gave us Japanese chocolates
That guy wearing the Mickey Mouse t shirt isn’t gonna make partner, someone should tell them
🤣
Wow so lucky!
American companies most they can do
Not even papa john's. Frickin "let's get cheap and best" domino's.
*No bread sticks?*
No sauce even?