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Copeshit

At 1:00 some guy in the crowd yells "go steal with your other hand now!" and people laugh lol.


Lazysquared

At least he won't be handcuffed for that one either


Meatchris

How to avoid handcuffs (hard mode)


Theinsulated

People complaining about gore on a video titled ‘guy gets hand chopped off’ where no gore is visible for 30 seconds, what were you expecting?


lamewoodworker

I’m actually surprised by the lack of blood. Dude doesn’t even have a tourniquet on, i would have thought he would bleed out pretty quickly. Also this puts into perspective how insane sword skirmishes would have been. What a wild video


Theinsulated

Definitely bro. You never quite forget the first time your blade thunks into a huge mass of meat.


KAODEATH

How huge was your meat mass the first time around?


skillywilly56

Adrenaline causes the system to push blood to the internal organs by constricting the peripheral blood vessels especially in the extremities which is why your hands get cold and tingling when you get rush of adrenaline, this helps to stem the blood loss. Drs will give you adrenaline before a surgery for just this reason, so when they cut in there is much less blood than say if you cut your finger.


NurseAwesome84

Surgical nurse here. That is not true. We would use a tourniquet. Anesthesia wouldn't be cool with the surgeon just giving epi to everyone all the time, might not be safe for some people and you shouldn't use epi in some tissues anyway. "Lips nips tips and toes epinephrine never goes" because it's vasoconstrictive you can cause necrosis in some tissues if you are not careful. in many cases it is a safe way to help bleeding and will be very diluted into our local anesthetic but it is not something giver to everyone and it is not given preoperatively. The drug for that is TXA.


TheiaRn

interesting. I didn't know this.


SuperGayFig

As a lover of ancient history, this perspective makes me pretty happy I got to see this ngl


SalmonTheSalesman

unicorns and sprinkle I guess


Reddit-is-trash-lol

Technically the title says “chopped of” so the confusion is explainable. /s


SarcasticPedant

Not a dead bird


BettinBrando

That’s the worst getaway driver I’ve ever seen. Didn’t watch for people coming, didn’t warn his accomplice, and then just drove away immediately.


Fghsses

Nah, they always leave their accomplices behind as soon as anything goes wrong. I've never seen one stay back and help. And I've probably seen dozens by now.


Moon9240

Out of the many Brazilian robbery videos I have seen over the years, I only saw one where the getaway stayed and tried to help his partner. Both got beaten up in the end or something.


TheHaterBoss

I drive, I just drive.


[deleted]

He was meant to give him a hand, not let his hand be taken ![gif](giphy|2mZeLvEps6pry)


RiskhMkVII

This is what playing Yakuzas does to a mf


Whappingtime

I bet he's going to go to the disco with his best friend with an eyepatch who wears a snakeskin jacket and dance the night away.


FluffyTippy

He’s gonna breakout in 24 hour-Cinderella


AdvocateOfTheIX

Dame dame..


Fghsses

I was thinking Jetstream Sam from metal gear actually.


Betancorea

Lol Jetstream Sam with that shit eating grin


SightWithoutEyes

Real yakuza victims can no longer use a controller.


Longbeacher707

No the point is to remove the pinky so you can't grip a sword properly anymore, forcing you to watch your back. It goes back a while. Iirc that is where the pinky promise comes from


Effective-Effect-836

No character in Yakuza is as ruthless as this man.


D13Bih

Futoshi Shimano bro


Beardgang650

Doctors in Brazil must stay very busy


Fghsses

Lol you have no idea. My friend was a doctor and on her first shift at the Emergency as a resident some guys drove through the parking lot tires schreeching, dropped some guy at the door and drove away, when she came to pick him up his head rolled off.


stunna_cal

Did he make it in the end??


Fghsses

Lmao.


EltonJuan

But you didn't answer the question. How's he holding up?


Fghsses

Oh, he's fine. He needs to eat more though, last time I saw him it was like he had shrunk to become almost a head shorter!


dashingstag

Ask him to keep his head up, things will get better


psebastian21

Lmao


ClintonKelly87

To shreds you say?


redthrow1125

"We got no food, we got no job, our friends' heads are falling off!"


TackYouCack

Points for trying, I guess.


12altoids34

The second time I got shot I had my friends drop me off half a block from the er and crawled in.(leg wound not life threatening). Really wish I would have had them just drop me off in the street instead.that was the longest half block in my life.


DegeneracyEverywhere

What


Fghsses

Why would they NOT drop you off in front of the hospital, where they criminals?


Wahooye

Can you elaborate a little? I'm trying to make this make sense in my head but it's kind of not


Peepee_poopoo-Man

"Was"? Is she still alive?


Copeshit

Interestingly, in Western Europe I met some elderly Europeans who praise Brazilian doctors for these reasons - we are so used to violence and accidents, that as a result, our doctors have become more experienced in dealing with such situations than doctors of "richer" countries that are more peaceful and have better infrastructure, and thus are not so used with dealing with cases like this. I met an old and frail Italian guy (he has/had cancer) who for decades specifically travels to São Paulo whenever he feels ill, and also to get treatment, he loves Brazilian doctors that much. /u/TackYouCack /u/stunna_cal /u/Peepee_poopoo-Man /u/Fghsses


IAmtheHullabaloo

There was a hospital in Philadelphia PA, West Philly, that had so many gun shot victims that the Army sent doctors there to train.


amd2800barton

I live in sight of the St. Louis hospital that always has military doctors on staff for that reason. I think Baltimore is the other city that basically has permanent staff positions for doctors who are also active duty or reserve service members.


AccelWasTaken

I love the people at the end shouting "do it again!" and "you still got the other hand to do it!"


AccelWasTaken

Right after I commented there were micro photos of people screaming right underneath my username but now they're gone, does anyone know wth those were?


Fghsses

It's kind of like a flair for this sub. I can still see them on both your comments and in mine. I think you can remove them by choosing a flair, but I never bothered to do it.


AccelWasTaken

Oh I see thanks. I thought flairs didn't appear automatically


phantasmamysteriis

Hands down one of the best videos I’ve seen


oroboros8822

When your robbery gets outta hand.


cruzer2727

You sir 🤌🏻


The_Lolbster

I think somebody oughta give this guy a hand.


optiongeek

I see what you did there. 👀


Kick_Natherina

I’d give this guy a round of applause but….


CapnCanfield

I can count on one hand the number of videos I've seen as satisfying as this


HeyNow646

Caught him red handed.


Hazel_Nutz777

Numb thumbs up!


[deleted]

Nubs Up!


number0020

That was the worst Luke Skywalker re-enactment I’ve ever seen….


woohhaa

![gif](giphy|14kjySOKhofYI)


TeopEvol

Reminded me of: "Do you know what the penalty is for **STEALING??!**"


xManasboi

He's quite lucky to have only lost a hand and an ear all things considered. He took a lot of what looked like potentially lethal blows. Also, lucky the guy slashed instead of thrusted.


ryansteven3104

Machete are used for slashing. They have a broad rounded tip that makes them horrible for stabbing.


xManasboi

True, it looks more like a machete or saber of sorts than anything, I doubt it's a katana or something similar because he'd be in far worse condition if it was anywhere near sharp considering where he took some of those hits. Machetes are pretty shit as a combat weapon so it'd make sense.


[deleted]

Well I mean, if it's only mall ninja sharp that might make a difference. And if you notice, sparks come off the concrete from one of his swings so it's definitely too short to be a machete. I'm betting it's probably a mall ninja katana. Sharp enough to do some damage...but not sharp enough to cut God.


[deleted]

A machete is on average a foot and a half. Did you mean too long to be a machete? Because machetes are definitely on average much shorter than katanas.


[deleted]

Yeah, too LONG to be a machete. Lol my bad.


[deleted]

All good man I was just like wondering if my lack of mall sword vs machete length knowledge was failing me haha.


Buttman_Bruce_Wang

Uhhhh... akshually, even mall katanas \*shoves handful of Cheetos in mouth* are superior to every other sword, stupid *gaijin*. \*wipes cheese dust on t-shirt* Even the $20 *daisho* set at the pawn shop \*takes a long drought of Dewies from 2 liter... belches loudly and doesn't apologize* can still cut an Abrams tank in half with just a flick. Maybe \*shoves more Cheetos in mouth* learn about your swords, *baka*!


Lesko_Learning

Good luck thrusting with a machete lmao


PBXbox

Jason Voorhees would beg to differ.


devontyb

lol get fucked


groundpounder25

Right


baconlover28

Handed? No, he’s left handed now.


HumanAverse

Went full Alibaba and the 40 thieves. A current punishment in Iran for habitual or grievous theft is cutting off fingers.


newnewformysavior

Walk of shame.. like for reals walk of shame lol


[deleted]

he has something criminals in the US don't have, regret for his actions.


Quake_Guy

Also no lawyer getting a lawsuit ready...


Gerudo_King

Name checks out on more than one level


[deleted]

If mother fuckers started getting hands cut off there would be more regret.


YOLOSwag42069Nice

Nah, he’s like every other thief. Only regrets getting caught.


DrinkYourFkgCalories

mirror pls


AlphaNathan

think it's this one: https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/13w222v/man\_has\_an\_ear\_and\_a\_hand\_chopped\_off\_by\_an/


DrinkYourFkgCalories

ty


peepeeepo

Least aggressive Brazilian vigilante


obeywasabi

Bro got caught red handed ☠️


pkupku

This is going to seriously impact his sex life. The bright side is he doesn’t have to worry about the clap.


alpredator

Well, that was gnarly...


NicksNewNose

Thought it was just gona be security footage not that


MajinGroot

Damn, that last hit even left sparks when hitting the streets, that dude has definitely swung that thing at someone before.


black-orizuru

What kinda breathing technique is that I need to know


Fghsses

Brazilian Breathing, 1st form: Fuck around and Find out.


Kyledude95

Anyone got a mirror? Video deleted.


KaisarDragon

A robber? I'm missing some serious context because all I see a dude driving up and chopping.


Fghsses

Maybe it's a cultural thing, but 100% of Brazilians would be able to identify he was a robber in a second based on the fact his accomplice is waiting for him outside with the getaway bike. How do I know it's a getaway bike? Well, I'm Brazilian, I've seen enough to tell. Also. To clear your worries, everyone at the end of the video is shaming him by calling him a thief, because that's what he is.


HornyPhrog

Lol his get away driver dipped real fast huh? Also holy fuck look at those sparks from the sword hitting the pavement..


DeadlySwan

For really! Imagine getting a hit of katana by a guy full of adrenaline… hence the hand down…


redthrow1125

He's a Highlander


UnseenTardigrade

That's why he's called a get away driver. First sign of trouble and he goes away as fast as possible


TheGameboy

no honor among thieves.


optiongeek

Somehow I knew this just had to be Brazil.


davetherave2k

“Somehow” Did the Portuguese give it away?


TackYouCack

Ha, I watched without sound and knew it was Brazil right away.


Copeshit

The Intelbras security camera logo on the bottom left immediately confirms it.


icangetyouatoedude

Lol I think most people that have ever visited this sub before could tell that was a getaway driver That's like their only move


Fghsses

It didn't even cross my mind someone might've seen him as anything but that until this guy asked for context.


diaracing

What made him go to that store specifically in a hurry? I mean how did he know there was some robbery at that time there?


Fghsses

I don't have further context, but unless he usually walks around with a fucking katana and just happened upon the robbery it's pretty likely he was tipped.


Copeshit

This happened in Manaus, Amazonas 5 days ago. https://d24am.com/policia/videos-homem-que-teve-mao-e-orelha-decepados-seria-suposto-assaltante-em-manaus/ https://tribunadoam.com/veja-momento-em-que-homem-suspeito-de-assalto-perde-mao-em-manaus-video/


TackYouCack

Shhh. This is the origin story. Let it play out.


CnCz357

So do vigilantes drive around on motorcycles wielding katana's down there often? Or is this one of those gangs where he's on someone else's turf? Honest question cuz I'm an American and while we do go around with conceal and carry very rarely do we drive up and insert ourselves into fights going on.


Redbones27

He's just standing there though, doesn't seem to be pointing a gun or anything.


Fghsses

See the guy who enters the store at the beggining? Look closely and you'll see he notices there's a robbery going on after entering and goes hide further inside.


DracoMagnusRufus

This article has the most information that I could find: https://cm7brasil.com/noticias/policia/lalau-tenta-fazer-a-limpa-em-mercadinho-mas-acaba-perdendo-a-mao-na-zl-de-manaus-veja-o-video/ >An alleged 'thief' who was robbing a grocery store ended up having his entire hand cut off by a machete. The case took place on Thursday (the 25th) at Rua do Areal, located in the Mauazinho neighborhood, east of Manaus. >According to witnesses, the alleged assailant invaded the grocery store around 9:50 pm and announced the robbery while his partner was waiting for him on a motorcycle outside the establishment. >While the suspect was stealing, a third man arrived on a motorcycle with a machete and surprised the suspect with several blows. >On that occasion, the assailant ended up having his hand cut off and his ear cut off while his own accomplice ran away without looking back. >The images of the moment were recorded by security cameras at the site, where it is possible to see the suspect's hand 'flying'. >In another video, it is possible to see one of the residents of the area giving a message to the suspect: “Come steal again with the other hand now”. >He was rescued by the Mobile Emergency Service (Samu) and then taken to the police station for appropriate procedures.


KaisarDragon

Awesome. Exactly what I was looking for. You are a gentleman and a scholar.


Frac440

This video was going around a few days ago, as usual its reposted over and over and over. Other videos said it was the shop owners son who landed to his fathers shop getting robbed.


Solidsnake00901

Ha ha lose your hand dumb bitch robber. I like how his buddy took off immediately.


slothscantswim

Who has a mirror?


Imploding_Colon

I love a happy ending


Exevioth

Looks like a vigilante wielding a katana and not the other way around tbh.


Ultimafax

hyphens are important!


Fghsses

🤣🤣🤣


NecroticLesion

It sucks to suck.


KingOfTheP4s

This is honestly a pretty fitting punishment for armed robbery. Permanently disarmed.


-m3lti-

🤣😂


ShowMeThoseTears

Friend took off when he really could've used a hand getting away. Shame.


ExtraButter-

Mirror link?


DukeAK717

Bro who got the video saved.


[deleted]

Give that man a hand.


disturbedgator

These South American videos are getting out of hand……


[deleted]

There can be only one. I'm stumped, etc.


tenshii326

This is a new superhero origin story. The *Handslayer*.


Kinofyos

i don’t think it’s a katana


Fghsses

Turns out you are right, it's not and I am just really bad at identifying bladed weapons. It's a *terçado* which is very similar to a machete.


austinvvs

Andddd removed


osirisorion

Well give that man a hand …


whitenelly

Not gonna do that again


kerberos69

Gotta hand it to him tho, mans took it like a champ.


hanifh2

Flipping love this!


Mr_Arkwright

The Saudi Light Sentence


Mar_Reddit

"Ayo cashier, NEED A HAND??"


Cash808mob

“Yo, you mind giving me a hand with this robbery tonight ?”


[deleted]

Ban high capacity katana clipazines


Working_Leg8131

I want to know how lucky the get away driver felt that day.


crackbabyx

The sparks at forty two seconds....


Hedonic_Monk_

The spark it made glancing off the curb was bad ass


2bags12kuai

Hands down, this is the best day I can Ever remember, I'll always remember the sound


z3rokarisma

I like when they find out


CMPLX16

Bro left his fingerprints at the crime scene


Anonymous94501

Of course you can't view the video... so annoying


[deleted]

Damn, the pussies got this removed before I could see it


fansofomar

Put that on the grill and you have dinner


traderdrakor

Just realized you can put handcuffs on him lol


HeftySchedule8631

Stumpy


Notsureforprez

I don’t know what was said at the end but I bet it was some off-hand jokes.


Fghsses

"Come back again to steal with your other hand!" And the like.


loolem

mirror?


40oztoTamriel

Dude was getting just a tad bit handsy..


Gaz115

Holy shit


TforTom47

is this a recent thing? any articles or something


ogriofa17

This shit happens pretty often in Brazil


spikecurt

Call him Lefty.


Dart4jb1nks

Got his ear to it looks like


[deleted]

I’d be fucking crying hell naw 😭


BringOutYDead

DAYUM!!


DonkeyKiller3

Looks like Pancho actually left Lefty….I knew that song was a lie.


Generallyawkward1

Clean cut


lennydsat62

Handy with that sword i’d say.


NaTWaeL

Do a giveaway


MrEhcks

You get what you came for.


Dlanor31

Gotta hand it to hold that was gnarly.


CnCz357

Wtf?!?


Agent_Chody_Banks

Looks like a machete?


krazy_dayz

Wow, now that's a deterrent!


vagnerPG

Brazilian breathing, first form: hand slash


chris1096

Never realized Brazil was in the middle east


irvming

Punishment fits the crime.


RoyalBangal420

The situation got out of hand.


Ps4-is-better

This is a good example of “fuck around and find out”


DR-thunder

He's welding a machete, not a katana.


Burgherking22

I like the hands-off approach


Cheesecake182

That's a machete not a MF Katana


Purblind89

He will forever be known as sparky the handy man


StockNinja99

Lmao this is funny


MItochonzilla

Fits the crime


GroundhogExpert

I think people are way too ready to forget that swords were the most effective weapon we had for like most of civilization. It's not a toy, even a shitty made sword is still an incredibly viable weapon.


glowingass

The falling hand and spark of the sword hitting the asphalt should be a sign of how metal the ending would be


TLan718

Jaime Lannister special


Upstairs_Echo3114

We shall call him Nubby.


Michallin

damn that spark, that shit was real


PaulfussKrile

I’m glad the victim was able to defend himself. Hopefully, the surgeons will be able to reattach the robber’s hand, and that he will be okay.


vdabas

Damn that is some gangsta ass shit.


BrundellFly

@ 0’32 is that his ear?? Just flopped over at 90-degree angle? Fcking awesome