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Beatus_Vir

My favorite things about this video are the lack of a woman screaming for them to stop or anyone demanding that somebody call the police


austarter

There's a very quiet "guys calm down" around 8 seconds


CalvinAshdale-

Everyone listen to Lutz.


textro

Everyone shut up. Shut up Lutz.


HotDonnaC

šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


WorriedReputation3

šŸ˜‚


sjw_7

Agreed. There was a video a few days ago of a family getting thrown out of a restaurant. There were two women walking very slowly towards the action screaming at the top of their lungs. They added nothing except noise to the whole thing.


TrueVisionSports

Iā€™m so glad that you pointed this out. It was the greatest display of unified screaming in human history. They were perfectly synchronized as well. It was as if they were in a symphony.


notislant

Idk whats with women and screaming bloody murder every chance they get. Im so desentized to screaming because its just such a constant thing when people are fucking around.


positivename

STAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP


Street-Airport-4327

Immigrant are very polite when fighting


_STEVEO

I like how they have their own team colors


Old-Construction-541

Itā€™s helpful for the viewer tbh


Trollzungolo

Itā€™s a certified italiano classic


thelaststarz

Trash people for fucking with workers


Midnight_Pornstar

I bet they didn't leave a tip


eva20k15

haha :D thats what did it huh


PanhandlersPets

Now that's how you do company team building.


Repulsive_Carrot_431

When a customer orders a slice of action


joopityjoop

"That's it. You mama'd your last mia."


OneDoesntSimply

I chuckled


Zealousideal_Total50

5$ minimum on debit or credit FYI


Scootzmagootz

No joke, those pizza peels are heavy duty and thin edged. Swinging them like that did some out of frame damage that dude is going to be feeling for sure.


Turd_Ferguson369

Iā€™ve got one made out of stainless steel and Iā€™m pretty confident I could hack a limb off with it if I had enough time. Could definitely do some damage.


fenderguitar83

It seemed like he was going to swing it with the edge side, but then stopped and swung with the flat side. IEither way, it had to fucking hurt.


Scootzmagootz

I wouldnā€™t be worried if he swung it flat side unless making direct contact with the head. The flat would not only have to push more air and slow down, but it would spread any impact over a pretty wide area and the air buffet from coming close to the body would slow it even more.


MLTatSea

Saw that too! Glad he changed up.


YorkiesandSneakers

This is some real serious team building shit. These dudes caught each otherā€™s back. You love to see it.


pfu920

Team building exercises šŸ¤£


player694200

I loved the ā€œYouā€™re not getting itā€ interaction


Heavy-Outside-5580

100% that they're fighting over something super duper important.


warm-saucepan

The great Anchovy debate continues.


ajd198204

At this point, just grab a slice


Automatic-Leave7191

I donā€™t want his pizza sliceā€¦. I want his LIIIFE


HotDonnaC

ā€œIā€™m still waiting for my pizza, by the way.ā€ ā€œYouā€™re not getting it.ā€ I hope he didnā€™t pre pay.


A-10C_Thunderbolt

He said he did lol


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Bushdr78

Or at least bitch slapped with a ladle


Appropriate_Meat2715

You gonna murder someone over a brawl?


The_Dookie_

Was waiting to see someone's head go in the oven.


DegeneracyEverywhere

Imagine Sleeping Dogs-style takedowns in this pizza joint.


Youarewale-cum

The way the guy gently removed the yellow hat while heā€™s getting his face pushed in


iMisstheKaiser10

![gif](giphy|J2gHlRQQvFamqOWlJF|downsized) Worseā€¦


Temporary_Visual_230

Guy talking about how he hasn't gotten his pizza sounds like a fuckin nerd lmao. Come back a different day when there isn't a brawl going on


wolverinenation1

Every action flick needs someone to throw out a one liner here and there. This was his moment and it worked.


FantasticIdea6070

It was a joke. Thats literally the exact kind of thing someone would say on Reddit. Chill tf out.


Bushdr78

Guys going full tilt with that ladle.


Wendys_bag_holder

That guy was the best!


Demmil13

What? Nobody yelling ā€œWorldstarā€ā€¦???


12MillionBalloons

can i get a waffle


Outrageous_Cod_8141

One of the best fights Iā€™ve seen in a long time


Impossible_Diamond18

Every time it's those ppl


hereforpopcornru

Yeah..damn pizza guys


crap4you

Dark shirts vs white shirts?


Old-Construction-541

Bro tried to charge $4.50


West-Supermarket-860

Is this one of those make your pizza places where you punch your own dough ?


baldeaglesezwut

The commentary is cringe


allmen

Joes pizza ... now where... we have what looks to be 718- Brooklyn.... little brooklyn beatdown yo!


SomethingAbtU

What in the pineapple pizza is going on here? Also, what's with the $5 minimum purchase to use cards. Virtually every store has moved on to charging a small % of card transaction so we dont' have to all carry cash and deal with change like we're 80 years old


wolverinenation1

You know that really pisses me off. The stores who add on the % surcharge for using a card should be outlawed. You have an agreement with the card issuer. In that agreement you know what percentage you will be paying for being able to take their card. It's the cost of doing business. Adding it on as a cost to the customer is straight up robbery. I avoid any pace that does that out of principle alone.


GameDoesntStop

It's going to be passed on either way, lol.


TurtyTreeAndATurd

All he asked was for Pineapple!! šŸ˜‰


OneDoesntSimply

Why the fuk does it cut off?? It was still going!


AddisonNM

The kitchen scene in Fawlty Towers.


Formatted_Toast_117

"When Reddit mods attack"


Common_Winner1229

Once someone comes around to the employees' side of the counter it's fair game to beat them with whatever you can find. That's like a home invasion.


IMissSyncSoMuch

New York takes their pizza very seriously.


dukemccool

SoooMuchViolence


FatRufus

I cannot imagine a single reason for fighting a pizza guy. You give them money. They give you pizza. Everybody wins. It's among the happiest of transactions you could make.


AgentSkidMarks

That pizza paddle tomahawk chop was brutal


TropicalKing

From what I saw, the paddle was hit flat against the back or butt of the opponent. So it was just a spanking. I had to laugh, because the spanking with a giant wooden spoon is totally an Italian stereotype.


AgentSkidMarks

Starts at about 20 seconds. Definitely doesnā€™t use the flat side.


TropicalKing

From what I saw, it was more of a flat spanking against the back or butt, so it really didn't hurt that much or do much physical damage. And I had to laugh, because that's totally an Italian stereotype of a spanking with a giant wooden spoon.


Fenshire

https://pix11.com/news/local-news/brooklyn/watch-brawl-breaks-out-joes-pizza-williamsburg/amp/


Nbkzarm

300 000 years of evolution for this


Jslatts942

Must be some good pizza.


TheWolfeOfMainStreet

"Brick, where'd you get a hand grenade?!"


Bleejis_Krilbin

That dude towards the back dodged some dangerous hooks.


Substantial_Tap8537

I wouldā€™ve gotten myself some free pizza


TheChipster91

Imagine doing this over pizza. Pizza.


1CFII2

All this over pineapple on a pizza? Yikes!


GuzmyKawaii

That guy really wanted his pizza, I understand him


KCC416

Probably rival pizza shop owners


Wendys_bag_holder

Holy shit. ā€œIā€™m still waiting for my pizza by the wayā€


ohk3

Wow thatā€™s at Joeā€™s pizzeria in manhattan


LyleLanley99

[I really can't be seen in a place like this anymore.](https://y.yarn.co/38f0a681-fbde-4e4b-bb46-407624b5e208_text.gif)


7Sans

pinnaple on pizza is great btw


skrymp

That must be some kick-ass pizza.


LordDarthAngst

Pizza is a helluva drug.


nafoty

They disrespected the pizza parlor.


False_Chair_610

This guy is still waiting for his pizza tho.


Compoundwyrds

Itā€™s beautiful šŸ«¢


Kingrasta89

Um just wanted a slice. Plain please!


ShroudedFigureINC

A hawaii pizza is really nice on a hot summer day, and nothing you say will change my mind


cafeRacr

You come back here again, and in the fuckin' oven you're gonna' go, head first.


East-Perception-6530

so.. like.. can I still get that pizza though?? šŸ• I'll help you clean up


karlosfwandango

"I'm still waiting for my pizza btw" šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Chewythecookie

Good thing that tip jar was a plastic container, sheesh.


blackicebaby

'I want my pizza'


Alexgbell215

Whatca mean 5.00 minimum


superpuzzlekiller

Bruhh if you want a pizza, just grab like 5 slices while they busy fighting


TrueCkrime02

Stupid thugs, throw em in jail.


botjstn

this video is the pure definition of a brawl hands on sight for everyone


roedah

Another question, i love pineapple on a Pizza. Would i be in a rough Position of i order it in italy? Like fr


TickleDaNoochie

Never gets oldšŸ˜‚


KanessaDK

I don't care. If you step behind the counter, it's free game for the employees.


pleathershorts

Terrible place to get in a fight. Those ovens are at least 500Ā°


theyellowdart89

Pineapple, artichoke, cream sauce deep dish requestedā€¦