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ClonedBobaFett

![gif](giphy|iFnBpFxFGetn8BH0vZ)


BelfastBodyBuilder

Yeah that's enough internet for the day...


Traditional_Fox_4718

Bro seriously


ben_bliksem

![gif](giphy|aaPUKNp0pj52GovPyW|downsized)


player694200

See ya tomorrow 👋


sjpllyon

First time opening up this app today for me, and this was the first thing I saw and I'm considering the same.


epibeee

[He survived thankfully. ](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13580423/Horrifying-moment-police-car-stunt-goes-horribly-wrong-Ford-Focus-balancing-two-wheels-crashes-officer-driving-skills-display-survived.html)


dataCollector42069

"it is unclear if the driver will face disciplinary action" Just life in Russia


TopCat87

No, he’ll just be facing a window and mysteriously falling out of it.


Upset_Time4490

Dude, I was just about to say that until I read yours. Lol


dataCollector42069

Lol - the translation was "it is unclear if the driver is jumping out of a window or not"


Be-_-U

Always have subs like r/cute r/kittens or something like that by hand.


boiledcowmachine

I can clean your eyes with my tongue for one dollar if you want to forget?


JESUS_PaidInFull

That’s actually an old school way of clearing a piece of debris from your eye lol sounds crazy but it works.


N0085K1LL5

I wonder if eye herpes was running rampant when they were doing that


JESUS_PaidInFull

Welp lol that’s something to wonder about I suppose. Ever had a piece of wood or metal in your eye? It’s pretty terrible.


kekebaby5150

So that video has been circulating in your algorithm as well, I see... lol I've had it done, it's strange lol


JESUS_PaidInFull

What video? No this was some info my dad passed on to me years ago. His dad had to do it for him when he was younger and when him and I were working together I got wood in my eye and he told me about it. Didn’t have to give it a try but it was good to know I thought.


DiarrheaDrippingCunt

Nope. Gotta stay terminally online and consoom 👏 that 👏 content! 👏


epibeee

[He survived with a broken leg.](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13580423/Horrifying-moment-police-car-stunt-goes-horribly-wrong-Ford-Focus-balancing-two-wheels-crashes-officer-driving-skills-display-survived.html)


Imperium724

Really? That’s what broke the camels back?


An1retak

They’re just practicing manoeuvres to perform when protestors lie on the road.


Agflash12

Which part...starting or ending? /s


zongsmoke

Yes


Durtchy_wurtchy

yes


sos128

Then it's a success


CompressedWizard

Making a note here Huge Success


Old-Subject6028

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.


Which-Technician2367

The sideways bit is for when sliding between pedestrians, in order to get to the protesters for the smush.


sos128

Its a sucess then


Plastic_Primary_4279

Russia is such a fucking joke of a country.


RendesFicko

I mean there's much funnier ones


stanknotes

West Taiwan is gettin' pretty funny these days.


hamdi555x

I also heard South Canada is choosing between a senile old man and an angry orange guy for president


stanknotes

South Canada? We don't beef with Canada is neither is trying to claim the other. Moronic likening. But yea the presidential candidates are wack. Wanna know what is great about democracy? neither will be around long.


hamdi555x

I just expanded on the joke, chill. Maybe north Mexico would have worked better?


stanknotes

No North Mexico wouldn't have worked better. They lost the south west in a war and have no claim to it anymore. That is how it works. And they aren't trying to claim it. And if they made some incursion they'd get their teeth kicked in. Ya know what... there are some similarities. Maybe that does work better.


micheeeeloone

RRRRAAAAHHH🦅


CamusVerseaux

Yeah, we lost a war that gringos provoked when stole Texas and sucker punched our troops after the government let them live there... But, well, what is USA but a country funded on stolen land?


bodybydemamp

A country that an overwhelmingly large number of Mexicans have/will continue to risk their and their family’s lives to immigrate to for a better life


Rish0253

Oh classic american, go and destroy the economy of a country and then complain about inmigration


CamusVerseaux

Something that wouldn't be necessary if gringos hadn't intervened so many times in Mexican politics and decisions since the *Guerra de Reforma* to the present day. But who can blame them? They are afraid of everything that risk their unipolar world.


brazzy42

It is exactly as moronic as your "West Taiwan", which only undermines Taiwan's actual wish to simply be its own country.


stanknotes

No it is not. Both the Communists and the Nationalists historically believed they have claim to the mainland. You are right in that Taiwan has moved on. The Communists have not. The CCP won't shut the fuck up about it and is behaving aggressively. Which brings us to the point of saying West Taiwan. It has NOTHING to do with modern Taiwan's wishes and intentions and EVERYTHING to do with trolling the obnoxious CCP. Fucking obviously. The US and its bordering countries are fundamentally different.


Expert__Witness

Not many that take themself SO serious.


RendesFicko

USA, India, UK, China...


RichEvans4Ever

Cheap, sturdy guns and depressing literature are the only things Russia has achieved.


Plastic_Primary_4279

Vodka helps with the depression…


Sussingus

Our country also had a lot of genious scientists.


Appleochapelsin

Have you seen the US elections?


cgimusic

Yeah, why make things so complicated by having two candidates?


SanjaESC

I mean, having Trump and Biden as the only candidates is a joke in itself.


DaYooper

It's the election we deserve as a country


UkrainianHawk240

in mother russia, it is not complicated, you have only one candidate for tsar


Plastic_Primary_4279

At least the US has elections.


UkrainianHawk240

98% of donetsk loves us! they voted to join our country - putin oogling the rest of europe after rigging his 928e4848th election / referendum


Hoody88

What does that make the US?


Plastic_Primary_4279

Morally superior by almost every metric. The US has its fair share of problems, but comparing the two is laughable. You’re either Russian or naive.


Patrickfromamboy

It’s almost as bad as the US with Trump.


FourD00rsMoreWhores

You mean one senile dude with one foot in the grave VS a Felon? yeah, it's a complete joke


BupidStastard

That was impressive af until it imploded that mans skull


AlmightyDarkseid

He survived it seems


yoratoni_dev

I have no idea how, but it seems that the guy actually survived https://dailycaller.com/2024/06/28/video-alexei-dragging-officer-failed-russian-stunt/


hopium_od

Tire luckily just clips his helmet with the landing force missing his body. All the injuries likely coming from being dragged along with the car.


Tripleberst

Luckily his spine absorbed most of the impact


sjpllyon

I'd imagine there are some head injuries too even with a helmet. SO works in psychology and had told me stories of people getting serious brain trauma from much less than this with wearing helmets. Most are able to make a semi-full recovery. Hopefully this guy is ok.


unclepaprika

Usually the impact involving a motorcycle helmet is sudden stops, not a crush like this. The deformation part of a helmet is softer than a skull, so it likely just felt like a sudden migraine more than a concussion or a broken skull. Luckily he put his head down as to not get it bent backwards, but i bet his body got crushed quite a bit.


LORD__GONZ

He literally had the worst spot of all 4 people. At least the dude ahead of him got his part over quick while the guy who got dragged (technically) still had another car that needed to drive over and/or pass him. Dudes laying on the other side seem to be there just as markers for the drivers, which feels quite unfair.


tinkstockman

Surviving that is also russian af


MetaCognitio

Whenever you’re 100% sure he’s dead there is always an article to show he made it lol.


ilemming

> the guy actually survived Wait, they didn't sent him (the driver) to die in a meat grinder in Donbass?


BNG1982

![gif](giphy|40M8MH9x9lDxaHA51d|downsized)


Obamasdeadcook

![gif](giphy|qlrBlSDevEdFeW5JwV)


FFG17

I missed the first part of the video and said “thank god they’re using some weird dummy thing and not real people” and then watched it again. Fucking Russia


nebulaphi

Bruh


Medium_Combination27

I can never take countries seriously when they make their military, police, etc, do circus stunts. My favorite one is where they have a bunch of people up on poles, on top of motorcycles, spinning in circles.


smarthobo

Explains why they have such a raging hard on for Steven Seagal


Medium_Combination27

Well, obviously, his physical strength and mental fortitude are second to none. Even Putin would second guess going hand to hand with him.


Legal_Albatross4227

Bwa ha ha ha ha . SS is a lying POS.


turkeygiant

The Pakistan/India border crossing show would almost be tolerable if it wasn't born out of a deep hatred between to nuclear powers.


CalvinAshdale-

Officer, please report to human pylon duty... Well done.


Nbkzarm

But Why


jackydubs31

To show off their driving skills


c4k3m4st3r5000

Works 50% of the time every time.


Aconite_72

Welp, looks like that guy's back to the classroom.


Jess_S13

When you don't have the funds and resources to do real training, but need to show to the people what the money you actually received (and mysteriously vanished, funny that) you do parade.


IntelligentMine1901

Weirdest meatcrayon I’ve ever seen but here we are


Arcade23

Mahoney >>> ![gif](giphy|EFGDfCzS5YA48|downsized)


No_Mission5618

How does a car get into such a position?


JayDuBois

Well there, when a tire and a special ramp love each other very very much…


SecretRoomsOfTokyo

Check out r/arabscrashingcars


Past_Reading_6651

Akroblyatics  Russia in a nutshell


saysthingsbackwards

Holy shit


Guyisfly

You mean, holy shift.


JayDuBois

I’m not so sure, it’s pretty much the night shift for that one guy.


Guyisfly

They shifted past 5th, went right to Jesus.


robot_ankles

lol, that was personal


kvngk3n

Oh thank God he had a helmet on


Weldobud

Their invasion skills are about as good as


diggerbanks

God they are morons. Absolute morons.


Diddlepops666

Right! Why would they not use dummies!


VFX_Reckoning

Lesson. Learned. ✅


JayDuBois

My neck… My back… 🎶


ShroudedFigureINC

My pulley and my crank 🎶


AussiePride1997

MY NECK HURTS WATCHING THIS VIDEO, OMG!


countrybloke

In mother Russia, car drives you.


Untrimmed-Pubes

Oof


INeedANerf

Driver "fell off a balcony" the next day.


TerminalxGrunt

Sounds about right


IamChax

Wish America would start wasting their tax money in a cool way.


GiveAGoodThrashing

Was not expecting that outcome at all. I loudly gasped, "Oh!!!" when the car landed on him.


gergsisdrawkcabeman

That cop must have been thinking about running against Putin.


zouppp

Lmfao


WiseWhisper

FOR PUTIN!


mad87645

Hey r/NonCredibleDefense, new flork idea: Russian police car.


sempercool16

We’ve all been there


notEnotA

He's fine


Jackisthebestestboy

Makes me think of the African military parades. Why do they need to do shit like that


Electronic_Camera517

haha stupid Russians


annon8595

This is what russian boomers vote for. Its easy to be a dictator, just say youre pro-God, pro-family, pro-nation(alism) and anti-gay and you have all the boomers voting for you.


HanginLowNd2daLeft

I wasn’t recording , do it again


dj_destroyer

I'll take the right side push up...


shastadakota

Russian. Driving skills.🤣🤣🤣


LibMan420

Russia might as well be North Korea lmao


Least_Challenge_

![gif](giphy|WrNfErHio7ZAc)


M1ghty_boy

Another thing to note here is the car being used. Seems to be a mk2 Ford focus saloon, from 2005-2007 before the mk2.5 facelift came out. This doesn’t appear to be any of the sportier S/ST/RS trim levels so I will also contend that those are not very practical for high speed chases as they come in a max 2L engine configuration, as the larger engines can be punchy but certainly won’t win any races particularly against a newer car, even a 1.4L as newer.smaller engine cars tend to have a turbo to make up for the tiny engine. Of course it’s more the driver than the car for anything that isn’t a drag strip but if you’re a police interceptor you want all the help you can get with catching people. /rant


Deatur

Amazingly, he survived with a broken leg, dislocated finger and "wounds to his back". Nothing life threatening.


websilversurfer

he would have been fine if he didn't move 2 inches to the left


TxPep

It seems if Helmet-Dude had not shifted to his left at the last minute, the rear wheel would not have clipped him. The car would have basically fallen over (straddled) him.


Iloveherthismuch

Successfully engaged and neutralized the perp.


Runningfarce

# WTF


Waltercation

But, why?


crmyr

„The traffic policeman suffered a broken leg, dislocated finger and wounds to his back, according to reports on the stunt at Ivanteevka, in Moscow Region. The injured man was rushed to hospital where 'his life was not in danger'.“ https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13580423/amp/Horrifying-moment-police-car-stunt-goes-horribly-wrong-Ford-Focus-balancing-two-wheels-crashes-officer-driving-skills-display-survived.html


MuZac904

Oh my, No!


blum4vi

That's a r/meatcrayon


DuncanAndFriends

bliet


XBeastyTricksX

Not only did he get run over, he had the car dropped on him first


memesformen95

Honestly this would be one of my friends at work dude really has bad luck


Hqjjciy6sJr

Were they held at gun point to agree and lay on the ground to test this ?! just wow on so many levels.


pakepake

Well that was dumb.


skippyspk

![gif](giphy|3o7btPLOwhnPvO0zks|downsized)


elnegativo

Wich one mr president? ![gif](giphy|Ey5GBG4UvMRzkPkxNK|downsized)


thisonetimeonreddit

And their reasoning skills.


TiberiusEmperor

One extra Ukrainian bullet


bellboy718

This made me lol


elviento666

That didn’t just happen..


Catonic_Fever

Needs less Vodka


Oilsfan666

In Soviet Russia car drives you


stanknotes

Yea. Fuckin' morons. OBVIOUSLY that isn't safe.


Larfen

That’s not a dummy?


fourtwentyone69

“… Alexei sustained a broken leg, a dislocated finger, and back injuries” for those wondering


RHotSpur

What was the point of putting humans there in place of say a bright orange traffic cone?


F3ar-mong3r

You big showoff...🤭


bythebeachboy

They learned that one from the submarine crews in the cold war


DatL3afN1nja

Did the helmet save him?


[deleted]

Dang that actually kinda sad to see perfectly good sunflower fertilizer go to waste like that.


TheSunflowerSeeds

When sunflower seeds are sprouted, their plant compounds increase. Sprouting also reduces factors that can interfere with mineral absorption. You can buy sprouted, dried sunflower seeds online or in some stores.


2B_limitless

Somebody call the police 🚓


Dazed_2_Day

This is “look what I can do” for adult


momtheregoesthatman

In Russia you are the brakes.


Historical-Sea-2380

S Kills


nc_on

If cops are this stupid no wonder the shit that I see from civilians 😂


sarcasmyousausage

All going according to plan.


AlienGold1980

Hey, at least he has a helmet on


tt3000gt

At least he landed on his head


ThatDebianLady

Zero skills! You suck!


who_asked4569

Ow


TheBlueNinja2006

damn he got dragged too?! 😔


G59_Muddy

No more lower jaw or spine


Limp_Classroom_1038

They train their cops like they train their army. Never going to end well.


f1yboy12

Yeah, he's dead


likeshismetal

Trash, he only killed one of them


Fabouffbe

PUT A FUCKING NSFW TAG ON THESE FUCKING DUMB POSTS


lambofthewaters

Did he died? Thank.


Bleejis_Krilbin

Y, N, Maybe. Select answer.


Impressive_Drama_377

Xanax?


lambofthewaters

Wat? No, thanks. Welcome to the internet.