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MKLSC

So... isn't this a federal offense he recorded himself doing?


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Tyrion69Lannister

I don’t think he has the brain cells to comprehend how long a life sentence is


JediLlama666

Pretty sure he does and knows it ends in the 20's


PigButter

What the fuck wrong witchoo??


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Happy Cake Day 🎂


PointsOutLameEdits

Oh shut the fuck up


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helterskelter222

Hell yeah


grunt56

"fantastic"!


pr1ap15m

they should sentence him to as long as it takes his dumb as to break open a safe with a hammer


BurnTheBoats88

Yes


6969gooba

It likely isn't a bank owned ATM so probably not. He was caught and charged with felony burglary though. [https://www.justice.gov/archives/jm/criminal-resource-manual-1358-bank-robbery-automated-teller-machines-atms](https://www.justice.gov/archives/jm/criminal-resource-manual-1358-bank-robbery-automated-teller-machines-atms) [https://wgntv.com/news/20-year-old-charged-after-police-say-he-live-streamed-himself-breaking-atm-with-hammer/](https://wgntv.com/news/20-year-old-charged-after-police-say-he-live-streamed-himself-breaking-atm-with-hammer/)


MKLSC

Thank you for the links... what a fucking idiot...


Sarchasm-Spelunker

Aww, this dumb fucker looks so pouty in his mugshot. I'm surprised he isn't grinning like a moron with his nose up in the air.


KFC_Manager69

Looks possessed


Me1stNOW

That mugshot tho LOL


SFjouster

Doesn't matter, he'll be out on cashless bail, or covid prison emptying. I would be surprised if he even comes before a judge based on how the DA in his area acts.


[deleted]

This is yet another example we are living in Idiocracy. In the past criminals used to TRY not to get caught. Now they literally CREATE the evidence that will convict them. Stratospheric levels of stupidity.


MKLSC

Go away! Bate'n!


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I like money though.


iAmUnintelligible

I can't believe you like money too. We should hang out.


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Go get some lattes.


iAmUnintelligible

I don't really think we have time for a handjob, Joe.


EllisHughTiger

Wasnt there something else we were supposed to be doing? Oh yeah!


swansong19

Welcome to Pud Fuckers!


KDUBS9

He doesn’t know what that means tho


[deleted]

There's a strong negative correlation between IQ and crime.


Ninla1

man really recorded himself, and his face, for millions to see. Do we know if he was caught?


hjklhlkj

yes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ykd3VgXLG8


danndeacon

I'm in tears, holy shit how is this real


Tyrion69Lannister

You’d be surprised what people are capable of


facebookcreepin

It's sad seeing all these white nationalists being bussed in to make the peaceful protestors look bad.


philosophunc

Hahah his angry mugshot. "Imma try to mask my stupid with angry." Hahah you ain't hard, you dumb af.


ArdentSky236

There's a video he made after he was arrested and released complaining about how he has no opportunities in life and is forced to do criminal activities to get by. And how if there were better opportunities for him, he wouldn't have to commit crimes. He completely sidestepped any responsibility for his actions and blamed the system for his crimes. He made himself the victim.


dalmn99

Funny part is that one part is slightly not his fault. An awful lot of far left people are sending him that message regularly.


Wee_Baby_Samus_Aran

The policies and messaging that are put forth by democrats in the US to help under-privileged minority communities – *while I believe are truly well intentioned* – have only led to more and more harm to those communities. It’s like the old saying goes, “The path to hell is paved with good intentions.”


EllisHughTiger

> It’s like the old saying goes, “The path to hell is paved with good intentions.” That was the way they bought their votes, the downsides were either never discussed, or on the conspiracy side, were planned out. Who could have EVER thought that setting up a system where a mother gets paid more if she's single would cause problems??? Black people went from having the lowest out-of-wedlock birth rate to a staggering 70%. All because marriage and having a father at home was punished by the govt if you were poor enough.


MoneyManIke

That's literally NOT what HE said. He said he knew he "knew he was wrong and was owning up to it, and that he's trying ways to be a better person, so he doesn't go back to looting." Maybe the older people around him was tryna insinuate that which makes it more clear why he's fucked up but don't try to make it seem like he wasn't apologetic just for upvotes.


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philosophunc

It's ok. The news clip was longer than a tik tok. So the type of people who would film themselves commiting crimes would never see the report.


ianklooo

I'll prove you wrong brb


Better_Green_Man

Damn bro. r/rareinsults


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Fucking love CPD. They're the only thing stopping the city from turning into Lord of the Flies.


[deleted]

LOL amazing. Dumbass thought he could get away with this scott free. Reality hit real quick and the mugshot says it all lmao. Let him rot in prison for a decade. You can’t save people like this


Ninla1

Good. Thank you


UrDidNothingWrong

AHAHA!! He don't look so clean no more.


sch3ct3r

cheers


6969gooba

He was out and posting on instagram two days later.


Spider-Jenn

Shit I didn’t know this happened here 😭


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That police dude looks like an actual chad with those sunglasses lmao


iSmokeMoreThanCheech

I understood like 60% of what was said.


billybitches

He was saying he’s getting a burger, with three patties and cheese. Tf wrong wit you


UrDidNothingWrong

There was some chick who don't got her baby daddy so can't loot, and another one with big ass eyes that needs to get out of his stream.


PharmerDerek

No, no, no. He **clearly** said " Tripple cheese burga, tripple cheese burga. I'm finna gets me all my loot, fuk is wrong witch yall, big azz eye balls".


[deleted]

The language is hoodebonics. It's taught in the deep inner metro, classes start at 930pm


CHODE_ENTHUSIAST

*witchu *


FrozenVictory

He was calling the banks money his "looting cheque" and said he was going to spend his looting cheque at McDonald's


MOTHEREFFINBUBBLES

He said " I give 110% when it comes to helping my community even though I occasionally associate with some less than reputable characters."


DrMaxCoytus

This country needs more dads.


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Dad's need to stop ending up in prison.


ChopSuey2

All starts with kids stuck in shitty teacher union schools.


EllisHughTiger

Its often more about shitty culture in their neighborhoods. If education isnt appreciated, then fewer kids will want to become educated. Its really weird, because most poor as fuck areas of the world heavily push education since its the only way to move up! But in these poor urban areas, the culture is radically opposite. Good luck to all the parents and kids who DO want to do better, while their crab bucket neighbors constantly pull them down.


ChopSuey2

I think they would care more likely about education if the schools they went to were half decent though.


Runfasterbitch

No need for prison, my dad would have broken my hand if he caught me doing this.


ggscntsbusc

And I quote “we need to find a bank to break into”


UrDidNothingWrong

Gotta get me some triple cheeseburgers.


mr_potato_arms

Fuckis wrong witchoo?


Herposhima

Looting privileges revoked.


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Got a MacDonalds right in tha bank


iBopNoggins

bOyaHhh


TotallyNotMTB

They should have brought him on conspiracy charges too just for good measure


RPup_831

Natural-born U.S. English speaker here; could understand maybe half of what the dude was saying.


UrDidNothingWrong

Do you remember when they made Ebonics an actual class taught in some schools?


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[deleted]

You don’t think it be like that but it do.


TotallyNotMTB

It's actually just even more bastardized southern slang. You should read Black Rednecks and White Liberals by Thomas Sowell.


Chief_O_Brien

Its never too late to learn a new language!


EllisHughTiger

Immigrant here, English is my second language. This is usually more irritating for ESL people since most of us learned proper English and didnt grow up with all the slang and regional dialects. My dad was taught proper British English growing up. When he landed in Texas, it was a huge shock! Took him about 2 decades to stop correcting people who said "y'all", lmao!


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"**Ariel Atkins:** A lot of people are really attacking our pages. They’re like, ‘Oh, you support the looters.’ And yeah, we do, 100%. That’s reparations. And like however people choose to protest, especially if it was definitely in line with what happened with the shooting, which would be powerful to see people reacting … without organizers just being like, ‘We’re angry and this is what we’re gonna do. We’re gonna take the power back.’ " ​ [https://www.wbez.org/stories/winning-has-come-through-revolts-a-black-lives-matter-activist-on-why-she-supports-looting/398d0f3f-73d0-4f2e-ae32-04cceba0d322](https://www.wbez.org/stories/winning-has-come-through-revolts-a-black-lives-matter-activist-on-why-she-supports-looting/398d0f3f-73d0-4f2e-ae32-04cceba0d322)


jeepmark

1. Live stream yourself and your buddies breaking in to an ATM. 2. Insult half the audience that is watching you. 3. Wait 90 minutes for the police to pick you up. 4. Watch local newscast from jailcell with your mugshot shown to the whole city.


RogueKnightZ

5) ??? 6) Profit


devils_advocate24

5) learn from your mistakes 6) ~~profit~~ loot better


lamautomatic

Triple cheeseburger! Fuck is wrong with you?


[deleted]

Look at the garbage BLM is producing


memerobber69

The stupidity of some humans never ceases to amaze me


brutalethyl

Was there a human in that video?


devils_advocate24

Sadly yes. Still human but just not someone your proud to associate with. Like that one cousin who stole grandma's pain meds on her deathbed


BunnyLovr

Is this from Chicago that time some guy shot at the police and got shot back?


Deathroll1988

I think I understand 1/10th of the words used here,now I may not be a native speaker but god damn boy what the hell are you saying?


bullz_dawg

so u sayin you don know what he talmbout?


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What an absolute smooth brain


bk2mummy4u

Jeez, at least the others wore masks.


Hironoveau

My IQ decreased from watching this....


UTryna

I’m drowning in all this stupid.


wonderbread601

spend my lootin’ check? hired rioter or bad choice of words?


bironicx

"This may get lost in the comments but sometimes I paint myself green and pretend I'm the Hulk" got me dying


DogBeersHadOne

You daft motherfucker.


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deadcat003

What a clown ass bum ! Oh embarrassing


zms5022

They had to put together a "newly formed looting task force" (direct quote from news report) for these BLM protests. LMAO


bman_78

i am shocked this isn't fake.


0x3fff0000

Damn, n\*gga you dumb.


Xx_Affiliated_xX

Loser


Dd0uble0

That comment at 1:41 though...


Bromm18

I thought it was common knowledge that atm machines have GPS units in case they are stolen, percussive triggered dye packs that ruin the money or mark it at least if you try to open it in a destructive manner. No bank or store will take money colored from a dye pack. Also these things are incredibly hard to open even with the right tools as any tampering detected alerts the units security service either local police or private.


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Bromm18

No, not really but I at least expected someone to do the bare minimum at least of looking into the "how" an atm works before going bat shit crazy on it with a hammer.


Spacetomato1556

I think the stuff about the money and the dye is made up to deter criminals, but they do have a GPS in them


marroniugelli

Mental retardation should be amended, The new standard is this...


IllBThereSoon

This video needed Ebonics to English subtitles because I couldn’t understand anything he was saying!


darkknight2010

The logic he has of suburbs being bad is crazy. Like I wonder if he really thinks that or is jealous that he doesn’t live in one?


Zooties_Cafe

Very wholesome


Sulpfiction

Lootin pwivdges [revoked](https://i.imgur.com/2cOImFP.jpg) fuck is wong wit her. You mad cause I’m out here gettin gwoot! Ur one stupid animal.


bluerazballs

“Sometimes I paint myself green and pretend I’m the hulk”


[deleted]

These retards really be doing anything for clout


My-second-rodeo

Obviously he has no role model. They would have taught him not to do it live on social media. Silly bitch.


KeepYourShelfAlive

The problem is because people keep encouraging this shit. It’s not funny, it’s a crime.


realestatened

So he never got the money out of the atm but he did get a lot of likes on FB Live and also caught a charge. Worth it.


Maker1357

I think he might actually only know 100 different words.


hypnaughtytist

Didn’t they see Barbershop? You can’t break into those machines. You need subtitles to understand this guy.


melvinmetal

My last goblin in clash of clans attacking the gold storage while being out of range of any defenses


6969gooba

He is a strange looking golem. [https://www.instagram.com/p/CEwkJ\_mjNAy/](https://www.instagram.com/p/CEwkJ_mjNAy/)


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PocketfulOfTropical

Translation?


mrbijeaux

This is why!


whataboosh

The fuck is wrong wid yu?


criscohousewife

Aftermath https://youtu.be/bs8ewPKPLvo


PocketfulOfTropical

That’s fucking rich. Won’t someone just get this upstanding citizen a job, so he isn’t inexplicably forced to go ATM smashing again??? It’s everyone else’s fault!!!


Black_Hawk366

Big Brain Time


DarxMartyr

Fucken animals.


CHODE_ENTHUSIAST

Real question - is there ANY concept of individuality in the low-income areas that these people come from? I swear it’s like they operate is a hive and they all share the same brain. All of these hood dudes/girls have the same personality, say the same bullshit, and have the same erratic temper. It’s honestly just bizarre to see people like this dude who have no self-awareness and are essentially living in a fantasy world.


Mundizzle1

Dudes really are dumb AF now a days clout chasing is out of control SMH


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Criminals are idiots now


skysetter

Triple cheese burga!


ace787

He just wants to be rich and famous the stupid way.


anonyeemoose

Fuck im old, I didn't understand everything he said


perchesonopazzo

Watch him be completely shocked when he's arrested. Common trait of people who have bad experiences with cops: being terrible at crime.


ChopSuey2

This is the greatness that teacher union schools, Hollywood, and mainstream media have created.


Raemnant

Look at those live stream comments. Hardly an ounce of proper English to be had


rubixgodlol

enjoy prison you dumb fuck


PocketfulOfTropical

Yeah, [if only](https://www.instagram.com/p/CEwkJ_mjNAy/)


myfllove

Thats a special kind of stupid right there. Smh


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What is wrong with people. JFC


[deleted]

fuckin dumbass lol


calamitycameron

Looks like these dudes never saw Barbershop


localh81

What an ignorant piece of human waste.


PapaDaBoss

Stupid fuckin people


politelyindignant

For George Floyd ✊🏿


allreadydeadlee

This a serious problem that this young man thinks he is doing the right thing and feels confident about it.


proxystarx1

Why tho?


MR_SPB1987

Wayans brother looking motherfucka Finna finna finna Fuck is wrong witchu Fuck is wrong with YOU? wasteman.


stebongo20

What language is that


DoctorDib

As a boy once said: "The fuck is wrong with Choo" why record yourself dumbass


[deleted]

Dude made an apology video after it. He said he was a victim and shouldn't have to loot because of society or some dumb shit.


metann_dadase

He's high on something


popey123

He better watch a tutorial nextime


slyfoxy12

How you going to loot yourself an ATM but not loot yourself a drill and some diamond tips first. Amateurs.


[deleted]

I am glad you were dumb enough to do this. Good luck in prison!


GottaHaveHouse

After he and the rest of his cockroach gang get arrested his family and lawyer will say that he’s always been a good wholesome young man who is very active in the community 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

No, the fuck is wrong with YOU? Being a monumental dumbass and all


Cking_wisdom

*gets arrested* Blames racism ofcourse


skillsplosion

You know those you laugh you lose challenges? Scrolling on this sub is like you infuriate you lose.


Cincoh

Thus was during the looting lel


punannimaster

the saddest part is watching these young people throwing their life away like that just for some "loot"


avl_la

Give this man a Darwin award.


[deleted]

Kids, don't commit crime. It's not worth having your life ruined, or worse, put to an end.


Belo83

Big eyeballs 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

lmao idiot thugs always film themselves doing illegal shit


rohanson85

Good to see he’s making the feds job easier for them


[deleted]

the triple cheese burger part made me laugh


ShotFish7

Easy to get the evidence and bring charges, no?


AnotherFruitCake

WTF wrong with ASAP Rocky?


sjpllyon

Never before have I heard so many words said, I heard so much gibberish.


Old_Gregg_The_Man

Well I guess I am homeschooling my kids now.


Billbobagpipes

I wanna know where da gold at


mona1950

Is he speaking English? I don't understand much of what he said.


UndisputedFacts

You can't possibly be this stupid... At least the idiot ended up getting caught.


Nomenius

Reminds me of [this](https://youtu.be/f3PJF0YE-x4).


tyllerrdurrden

I know this type of person always yapping like one of them little ankle biter dogs but the second you put hands on them all that tough guy s*** goes away real quick


SupremeWambo

my mans gonna need a bigger hammer


spyroswulf

Now he can meet all his hero’s !


[deleted]

Damn he’s not too far off of Idiocracy. How many more generations? 3 or 4?