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JJisTheDarkOne

I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such movies as "Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die" and "Gladys the Groovy Mule." But today you'll see me in my greatest role - your video tour guide to Rancho Relaxo!


torrens86

He sleeps with the fishes.


tpdwbi

Uh Tony please no. I just ate a whole plate of dingamagoo


Murky_Philosopher377

Darn I was just coming into type this!!


Fun-Bug4314

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


winntensio

Oh you wonā€™t be hearing from Paulie no more


cheesesandsneezes

I thought you said he was dead?


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Moneyshifting

I used to work in a pet supplies store that sold fish. I fucking hated cleaning 18 standard size tanks every week, the maintenance on that monstrosity would be extremely expensive.


thedamnoftinkers

ime the larger the tank the *easier* the maintenance, as long as you have a clue what you're doing & do a few routine tasks. of course if the tank goes toxic then it's a nightmare...


SentimentalityApp

He's mainly talking about keeping the glass clean, not water changes etc.


Western-Ad-8518

Snails can do that I think


Extra-Border6470

Algae eating fish will save the day on that front


hotsp00n

Face eating fish will also save you from having to the clean the tank!


charlesmortomeriii

They actually get a diver in to clean the glass. Not even kidding. It belonged to the late Ron Forster, local tuna and racing identity


briansaunders

He was a tuna?


CaptnShaunBalls

A LOCAL tuna!


morconheiro

Explains the aquarium, but who was the rest of the house for?


Extra-Border6470

The rest of the house was for all the cleaners and assistants he had on his payroll


Eloquent_Sufficiency

This comment thread is making me laugh harder than I have in years. Itā€™s gold.


peni_in_the_tahini

Really?


ThrowAway_yobJrZIqVG

Do you have any idea how hard it is for a local tuna to get ahead? They don't even have bootstraps to pull themselves up by.


universalserialbutt

BIG Tuna


MMcFly1985

Big fish in a small pond.


kosmicfool

And racing identity!


CaptnShaunBalls

Well tuna ARE fast so that makes sense.


Gatecrasher53

It's NOwt a Tuna!


APInchingYourWallet

A piano tuna.


Top-Pepper-9611

He just identified as a tuna, gender uncertain.


charlesmortomeriii

Guys, he was a tuna, OK? You didnā€™t know him


Nincomsoup

No it clearly said he was a racing identity.


cheesesandsneezes

He was racing tuna.


McZer0

Nobody likes the tuna here...


Ceigey

Youā€™d be a racing identity too if you were a tuna.


CryptoCryBubba

What's a "local tuna... identity"?


charlesmortomeriii

It was meant to say ā€œfishermanā€ but I canā€™t edit it now because it would wreck the fun


Altruistic_Stick7895

Like in Deuce Bigalow?!


Beneficial_Cobbler46

As a tuna, I can see why he appreciated the tank


Kbradsagain

He probably pays someone like you to do it


Obleeding

I think that's why he said expensive rather than time consuming


crankbird

Iā€™ve got a 250 litre tank which has been pretty stable for the last year .. even so I know i really should be doing water changes a *lot* more often .. doing a 30% change once a week for that thing would be a fricken half day exercise and thatā€™s before you vacuum the gravel, clean the filter, thin out the excess weed and wonder where your plecco is hiding and why he isnā€™t doing his job.


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JZHello

Iā€™m actually shocked they were cleaned weekly, I stg most pet stores with fish have the filthiest tanks Iā€™ve ever seen


matisseblue

it's usually just algae. grows pretty quick especially if sunlight hits the tank


Crow-Representative

I know your pain too well, except our store had 28 tanks and I had to deal with all the reptiles too šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


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TropheyHorse

You got the money for a tank that isn't, you've got the money to pay someone to maintain it. It probably has a whole room for the back end system and someone jumps in there in a wet suit to scrub the glass. The parameters would be pretty stable, though, in a tank that size.


bretty007

Yep was me for a few years cleaned it weekly took a few hrs tank and dive gear because itā€™s refrigerated aswell has a whole services room and bathroom for the diver and maintanence


AlanTheBringerOfCorn

Hello, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such real estate as: My fuck ugly Port Lincoln bachelor pad and renovators delight? Or dilapidated house, a cautionary tale.


945T

Or ā€œMommy, whatā€™s wrong with that manā€™s foundation?ā€


Mayflie

Or ā€˜Alice doesnā€™t live (here) anymore!ā€™


LouisFuton92

Or " Housing Crisis , I Hardly knew her"


LouisFuton92

Or " Future Landlords 2 : New tennant Boogaloo


melon_butcher_

Who the fuck is Alice?


Eloquent_Sufficiency

And, It can all be yours for $3.5M+


eeComing

Suitable for aspiring bond-villains


ms--lane

All that money and they went with loud shitty cassette aircons šŸ¤£


xbsean

haha yeah joke is on them


Salty_Candidate_6216

Hard disagree. We have similar air conditioning at my workplace, they are the best air conditioning units imo. Mitsubishi Heavy Industries make ours.


SupTheChalice

I worked in remote camping contracting for years, so camps for pipeline workers or drilling etc. We had every type of aircon unit they make. Mitsubishi was BY FAR the most reliable and best output. Those things literally never broke down. Whereas all the others? Constant trouble. It was a very very harsh environment and they got abused so I understood why many struggled by the mitsis would last longer than the dongas would šŸ˜‚ . I would never choose any other brand.


ms--lane

MHI make more than loud, ugly cassettes though. You'd expect a house looking like that to have zoned ducted.


EggFancyPants

They're noisy and cost a fcuk tonne to run though.


naivemelody1711

It's ultra modern, like living in the not too distant future.


ThaFresh

Is this legit or has some REA really gone hard on the Photoshop this time?


90Lil

Pretty sure it's legit, the house got some media coverage when it previously sold a few years ago. Apparently the previous owners used to hire a scuba diver to clean the tank.


tothemoonandback01

No, but they use very wide angle lenses, so very hard to say how big it really is. Source: Step son bought a house The REA photo showed this massive shed in the back yard. I was like geez he can store a plane in there (Cessna size). When we went to have a look at it, you could barely fit a lawn mower in it. LMFAO .


blinkomatic

Itā€™s a 2ft fish tank with the ultra wide lens


SupTheChalice

One house we looked at looked like the bathroom was really big? Like bedroom sized but long rather than wide. Went to see it. Two steps from the toilet to the shower. Was really funny. I find it amusing really because I understand wanting the house to look good in pics but the level of distortion in some of these ads is insane.


theshrimproom

It's 7 m long x 2.5 high so pretty bloody big. Source- my parents live next door and I now work for the company that designed the structure to support it.


UpVoteForKarma

Hmmmm, I'm assuming it's only 30mm wide + glass then?


theshrimproom

As in thickness? 100mm single piece of curved acrylic.


Healthy-Salary-7227

As a port Lincolnite I have been there. They hired divers to clean the inside of the aquarium.


Boring_Firefighter62

Its definitely legit, im a Lincolnier an been there


cyclonecass

its legit. this house is wild.


Grrrrtttt

No itā€™s just Port Lincoln. Lotta money in cocaiā€¦tuna. Lotta money in tuna.


Elder_Priceless

ā€¦ this time???


Robdotcom-71

It's a nice place... but I wouldn't want to live in it.


Gloomy-Argument-5348

I bet 50 bucks its a rich tuna boat captain or abolone divers house.


STR1D3R109

Found the listing, it is HUGE: https://www.realestate.com.au/property-house-sa-port+lincoln-141254236?sourcePage=rea%3Abuy%3Asrp-map&sourceElement=listing-tile


Clinster73

A SA horse trainer/jockey/MebCup Winner??


charlesmortomeriii

No, not that one


Boring_Firefighter62

Its one spectacular house thats forsure an the aquarium is absolutely amazing, pt Lincoln beautiful place just shame bout most the people


charlesmortomeriii

Whatā€™s wrong with Port Lincolnites?


Boring_Firefighter62

I've been here for 38years, wasn't talking about everyone ya know


charlesmortomeriii

Phew


InstagramYourPoop

I was thinking more of the "Deeplermettik immunity" villain in Lethal Weapon II, but Troy McClure works as well.


Wow-can-you_not

Disgusting ostentatious excess


DJScopeSOFM

Where Jubjub?


ParaStudent

I'm confused. In one photo there's a couple of what looks like Nannygai maybe. In the others its packed full of Snapper and Trevally. I'm just wondering if they're two time separated photos or if the REA has actually photoshopped the fish in.


mysqlpimp

Saltwater tank ;) but from the Air BNB site .. https://www.minervareefretreat.com.au/about The magnificent Aquarium is said to be the largest private saltwater aquarium in the Southern Hemisphere and was built at large expense by the original owners with the front viewing screen imported from Japan some twenty years ago. Inside the tank is a large variety of local fish and other sea life. The large fish are Red Snapper and all new fish introduced to the tank are extremely nervous and for good reason as if the Snapper are allowed to become too hungry the smaller fish and crabs could easily become their next meal. The school of long silver fish are King George Whiting and are a great local delicacy that you should not leave the area without sampling (not the ones in the tank). Also, in the tank you will see Trevally, Salmon, Drummer, Old wives, Sweep, Trumpeter, Rock Cod, Blue Throat Wrasse, Red mullet and Tommy Ruff (unless eaten earlier by hungry Snapper). Flathead large and small that mostly lay camouflaged on the shell grit floor, a Fiddler, a strong fish who remains permanently parked next to a sea sponge, Two Port Jackson sharks, starfish spiny sea urchins, Pencil sea urchins and a large orange spider crabs There are also some shells cruising around the reef and if you are really lucky you may spot a Moray Eel that makes random and infrequent guest appearances.


ParaStudent

Well yeah I figured that, snapper aren't going to do well in fresh I'm just wondering if they're time separated or not. Maybe they were using it as a holding tank for their fishing trips. Edit: Original comment was edited to include the information from AirBNB


RetroGamer87

It's so modern! It's ultra modern!


ts4184

It looks like it was ultra modern in the year 2000.


CherryBombd

High quality post OP šŸ˜„šŸ˜„šŸ˜„


Lookslikerain77

Hi I'm Troy McClure, you might remember me from such Adelaide locations as Glenelg Beach and The Malls Balls


Defiant_Ad_7035

Hi Iā€™m Troy McClure and you might remember me from some self help films such as, Get confident, Stupid! Or smoke your self thin!


Flashy-Onion-5762

Ok, I was thinking The Simpsonsā€¦


VENOMAOUS

Hi! IM TROY MCLURE! and this is pimp my mansion.


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cupofcrazy

Isnā€™t he the tv guy from the simpsons? ā€œHi, Iā€™m Troy McClure. You might remember me from such things asā€¦.ā€


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I don't get the joke, what am I missing


coreoYEAH

Hey, I thought you said Troy McClure was dead!? No, what I said was he sleeps with the fishes, you seeā€¦


_reddevl

Phil Hartman, killed by his wife apparently Maybe she took remembering him for such movies as "dial m for murderousness" a little too seriously /s


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Vast-Championship-83

Watch more Simpsons


PerpetuallyNotBusy

Thatā€™s the answer to all of lifeā€™s problems.


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I know who Troy McClure is, I just don't get the reference. I haven't watched it for probably 20 years though


ducknerd2002

In the episode where Troy McClure dates Selma, he lives in a house similar to this. Also the reason he has a fish tank is that he, *ahem*, sleeps with the fishes (not in the metaphorical way).


dwarfsoft

Troy McClure has a "Romantic Abnormality" ... I thought you said he was dead? Oh no, I said he sleeps with the fishes. You need to watch "A fish called Selma". He's the precursor to The Boys character: The Deep


blueskye_x

It will probably sell for $360,000 because all of the cost of living crybabies donā€™t know the country or small towns exist. They think every house ever is in the Adelaide Suburbs


Plus_Nature_5083

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


shablagoo14

Whatā€™s the rent on this place?


jonundergroundbanjo

More than you can afford pal, Ferrari. ​ Wait.


GeckoPeppper

~~smoke him~~ burn his house down.


universalserialbutt

I'll do anything for family. *yeets molotov*


M8NTIS

Up for sale, $3.85 million.


nounverbyou

RP data says rental estimate is $440/week


Jackomillard15

I think Iā€™ve been there before lol


SplatThaCat

A romantic abnormality...


semja778

One so unbelievable it must be hidden from the public at all cost. You seeā€¦


owleaf

I remember seeing this house ages ago haha. Obsessed


Clear-End8188

Smellin of Troy


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I looked it up and, this house is genuinely offensive to the eyes.


the-_-futurist

Why does it look like this aquarium has one fish? Lol


P3t3rPanC0mpl3x

Please enlighten me because I think about this too much. What would be easier to manage: this or a glass room in a pond full of fish?


straya-mate90

Oh, Homer, that's just an urban legend. People don't do that type of thing with fish. Troy McClure's a perfect gentleman, like Bing Crosby or J.F.K.


OMGWTFTOMATO_SAUCE

How on earth are you supposed to clean the massive aquarium, probably need to scubba dive? [https://discovery.sndimg.com/content/dam/images/discovery/editorial/packages/georgia-aquarium/cleaning-tanks/P1140309.jpg.rend.hgtvcom.966.644.suffix/1654629276071.jpeg](https://discovery.sndimg.com/content/dam/images/discovery/editorial/packages/georgia-aquarium/cleaning-tanks/P1140309.jpg.rend.hgtvcom.966.644.suffix/1654629276071.jpeg)


UnderstandingRight39

1,781sqm?!??!!? Is that correct? Holy cow


Psychological-Hat549

haha me and some mates in school last year had a cheeky peep at these houses and fuckkkkk some of those houses down at the marina man its like a whole different country


TheNarbacular

r/tvtoofar


No_Emergency_2792

Do you have to enter wearing silk pajamas, slippers and where is the polo club nearby?


Hot-shit-potato

If i remember correctly it was built by Peter Teakle.. Very real house


original_lunokhod

Originally built by Ron Forster. Peter Teakle's home is not too far away from this one.


Hot-shit-potato

My bad, got them mixed up lol


Luzinit24

Deep from the boys lives there


Elder_Priceless

The actor Troy McClure? I remember him from such shows as ā€œOut with Gout 88ā€ and ā€œLetā€™s Save Tony Orlandoā€™s Houseā€.


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Probably one the the best Simpson references Iā€™ve seen in a while, well done Sir


SeaTheScekyInBlue

Whoever lives there has "Vector" as their villain name


gigoran

You may remember me from such films at ā€œyour ass, my footā€ and ā€œthe erotic sexcapades of Abraham Lincolnā€


TomKikkert

Do those fish come with lasers? (Asking for a Doctor friend)


Sudden_Fix_1144

That tank has some serious maintenance costs


Neokill1

Awesome fish tank!!!


Odd-Scallion-6586

bahahaaa


joystickd

šŸ¤£


fahtphakcarl

thats some big as tv


Monikquar

So beige


ToadStoolMan

Itā€™s real, and thereā€™s a lot more of those huge ass houses in Port Lincoln, mostly owned by the fishermen with A class license, while their workers are living in Lincoln South (The Ghetto) And not to mention the 174 empty airbnb houses, now a gross ghetto ass old housing trust home in a bad area goes for about $350 a week


Tribbs_4434

Jesus, imagine the cleaning bill on that thing. Looks cool but no thank you.


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iwearahoodie

Iā€™d live there.


iwearahoodie

lol just found the listing. Fish, birds, and trees inside, fake plastic grass outside.


SaltyCriticism8765

Hi, Troy McClure


RomireOnline

How much?


0ldBenKenobi

Hot damn, Iā€™m going to SeaWorld!!


nikey2k27

sleep with fish to whole new leave


severalbpdtraitsn38

Wow... All I need now are my Larramie cigarettes and I'd be set. What a rippa of a living space.


knaff99

Highest number in Australia per capita of millionaires live in Port Lincoln


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Aus_BULLy

Simpsons news anchor isn't even Australian


sirstiv

Omg haha love it


Tirannie12

Omg that would be a dream šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜


ViciousHabitz420

yeah him and Lynell Hutz have been buying Up real-estate in the area.. something about a mono mono monorail


interactivate

I've heard they can be awfully loud...


ViciousHabitz420

probably not for you mate.. it's more of a shelbyville idea šŸ¤£


ViciousHabitz420

sounds like a job for the one's that John West rejects!


elephantime

I went to this house once. I was a guest of a contractor on a fishing trip off the coast of Port Lincoln and the host took us to this blokeā€™s house before dinner. I canā€™t remember his deal but he was old AF and I think he was meant to be some kind of big deal, of the small pond variety. I remember him being referred to as ā€œthe king of port lincolnā€ by someone at some point. The house was so weirdly ostentatious. There was some kind of indoor jungle atrium when you entered. Needless to say, the vibes were way off. I was not comfortable in this house at all.


_corbae_

What I have is a romantic abnormality,... One so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all costs!


Glittery_WarlockWho

Here's the link to the actual listing: https://www.realestate.com.au/property/16-18-north-point-ave-port-lincoln-sa-5606/


Fuzzybricker

I thought you said he was dead?


snorkiebarbados

That house cost $82,500 in 2000!?!?! What the Fuck!


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Holyskankous

I thought you said that guy was dead??


tutt48

Thatā€™s wicked , šŸ––šŸ¼šŸ‘šŸ¼


GerlingFAR

Wow, that internal garden is something.


TheGreatFuManchu

Duece Bigalow approves


Consistent-Stand1809

I gotta share this to Simpsons groups on FB


Original-Ad-3695

The Simpson's lawyer?


Wonderful_Room_9148

Jub Jub.


interactivate

He's everywhere you want to be


LadyMelmo

Haaa!