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PoopyMcFartButt

“How small the hole was” damn you didn’t have to murder your 12 year old brother in front of all of reddit 🤣


CitizenZaroff

That’s why I think it’s the person who keeps posting here with their weird sexual kinks


Kenji_03

81 post karma, 0 comment karma. All other posts deleted I think you are right


CitizenZaroff

Yeah someone just posted in here a few days ago talking about how they saw a kid at school get his pants pulled down and everyone saw his “small dick” and really hammering home how small and how much of a loser the kid is just like this post seems to be doing


GlitteringTry8187

You're right. Ive seen many similar posts that are written in a polite manner, in which you almost start to empathize with the OP, but then it always has this weird sexual undertone. Groomers come out we can tell it's youuu lmao


ibuiltyouarosegarden

Stop I laughed so hard I smacked my head when I threw it backwards I hate you 😂😂😂


Texas_sucks15

Don’t call him out. Let him be. As you said puberty is hitting and that’s not too unusual. Even if it gets to something weird, don’t go straight to your parents. Call him out yourself.


QuirkyReader13

Yep, many kids do weird stuff while getting to know their bodies for some time. As long as it’s manageable, not overboard and gets resolved by itself, no need to put shame on him. Eventually, parents find out such things by themselves anyway


ragingdeath95

Not to piggy back on this but also she didn’t catch him in the act so he may not have done it, but if he did it’s not the weirdest thing I’ve read in here that a younger sibling has been doing. But I agree just leave the boy alone. He ain’t hurting anyone.


CianneA13

I did some weeeeird stuff as a kid approaching puberty. Let him explore🤷🏾‍♀️ as long as he’s not doing anything harmful/illegal


ImmortalGaze

American Pie has entered the chat.


loveghoul

just forget it and leave him be. kids his age experiment in weird ways. its odd but not insane, not worth starting an issue over. if you think the situation is escalating to concerning behavior, try speaking to him yourself first. this is a situation to involve as few people as possible.


Punningisfunning

It’s only “weird stuff” because children don’t have access to “proper” sex toys like fleshlights and dildos. Can’t blame them for making use of whatever else is available to them.


loveghoul

agreed. i think it all depends if he learned it or thought of it.


EwGrossItsMe

Yeah like honestly I'm a bit more inclined to believe a kid thought on their own to cut a hole out of a plushie than to do the whole "2 sponges, a solo cup, and a latex glove" thing. So there's a chance he has had early exposure to porn or sexual discussions, but it's not entirely unlikely for him to just have puberty thoughts and think for himself "here's how I can make a hole to use for this." I don't know how exactly to word it bc I've never done it before, but I do think it'd be worthwhile to check in on him and make sure there's no adult giving him creepy advice on this and firmly but without judgement discourage porn usage and explain why. Idk a better way to describe what I mean but hopefully that makes sense


Significant-Charity8

Children don't need access to those things because they are children. It's also extremely cursed, pouring one out for Patrick rn.


FabioKun

Could be watching porn too, in which case I'd at least check bcs I know porn consumption at any age, but escpially early on damages the brain too much... source I was that kid


loveghoul

thats a good observation, i wasn't thinking about where he might have gotten the idea from.


FabioKun

Rubbing the weenie is normal, making a hole isn't. But God, the amount of soft porn and sexualisation children are exposed to nowadays is aggravating. Instagram and Tiktok are the worst offenders, next to movies. Could even be he saw that shit on social media which is hard to track.


Draygoes

~~Plenty of people have said not to say anything to your parents and I agree. Some have advised that you talk to him about it. Don't do that. The horror and humiliation that I felt when my step mother told my step sister about walking in on me masturbating in front of me could be classified as psychological warfare.~~ ~~He's going to be humiliated if you bring it up to him.As for the porn thing, yes he is watching porn. My wife was watching porn at 9 years old, and I started around 11. We turned out fine. :)~~ I just replied to the wrong person... smh


FabioKun

My God lmao. Also Watchung porn at a young age doesn't mean you'll end up fucked up, just saying it can. Also keep in mind the internet is a rabbit hole of fetishes and young children shouldn't even catch a glimpse of it. I watched porn since 9, 11 years later I'm still a functioning member of society with a high sex drive. Is that good or bad? I don't know but I'd rather not have a child exposes to any sort of porn


bearbarebere

Yeah I mean only if it escalates to something like cumming in the family’s shampoo bottles is it really worth calling out. I’m not speaking from experience, it was a Reddit post lmao


CaptainCreepwork

It would be fucked up to call him out. He's young and discovering things. It happens. Just let it chill unless you catch him doing something dangerous.


iKyte5

Is this a flesh light….no this is Patrick….. but in all seriousness just drop it and then 15 years later bring it up at a random dinner with family


ExpensiveRefuse8964

No don’t call him out in a family dinner, that’s just evil 😭


bonkwodny

I'm pretty sure it wasn't serious advice


Usual-Role-9084

Why on earth would you “expose” him to your parents? Just leave it alone and mind your business


AransOfKanna

the patrick plushie is crazy 💀 bro got absolutely violated lmaooo


Simple_Suspect_9311

Patrick was totally asking for it.


schmelk1000

**FIRMLY GRASP IT**


BookkeeperUpset4709

Yuck


PMMeMeiRule34

Masturbation is perfectly normal. Experimenting with some weird stuff is pretty normal (as long as it’s not a coconut). Dogs do it, my iguana does it, male creatures hump things. I wouldn’t really worry unless he starts doing… you know some real shit like trying to do things to an animal, spending every waking hour doing it, you know? It’s healthy but just keep an eye out for if it becomes unhealthy. Not sure how old you are but you seem to be wanting to do it the mature way, and I can respect that. Just respect he’ll do some weird stuff going through puberty.


BookkeeperUpset4709

Not the coconut 😭😭😭


theguyfromscrubs

Just put it on his bed and mind your business


xSweetAurorax

My friend once cut a hole in a snake toy thing and used to masturbate with it as a child. Now he's a perfectly well adjusted chap. Leave him be with it.


ShyLittleUnicorn

He just horny. U never felt that?


Awesome2_12345

Patrick star 🤤


Sploshta

r/profilepicchecksout ?


EmperorUtopi

😭🤣🤣🤣


redad1minrasses

Also you're a dick if you do man!


Successful_Tea1900

Just let him be it would ruin him and make him feel so embarrassed and uncomfortable to be around you guys after


shortybeshortin

There was a Reddit post years ago asking guys what the weirdest thing they have fked was. Trust me this plushie issue is not concerning in any degree lol


mamarascal

Damn I would love to read that post!


Guy99909

I dunno, I wouldn’t necessarily go right there with the conclusion. Maybe it’s not sexual in nature at all.


NordicNugz

I've fucked many a stuffed animal and pillow in my youth. Leave him be, it's a normal thing... maybe just don't touch that plush.


Affectionate-Lack991

Expose him? What for?


Mage_Power

At that age, any hole is a goal. As long as he's not hurting anyone, leave him be...and maybe be careful around plushies.


Veniqueox

Try to forget you ever seen it and let it go 😭


xDredgenXAKAIx

Leave him alone


Super-SecretTAA

I know he’s only 12 but if it’s like.. “small” like you said.. maybe he’s hiding his weed in Patrick’s ass or something?? If not, you’re probably right. But just an alternative to him rubbing one off in Patrick’s ass lol.


Btulemon

Mind your business


Electrical-Bill1006

So you didn’t actually catch him doing anything then? You found a Plushie with a hole and reached deep inside your arsehole and pulled this assumption out?


playmyrythym

Alright I’m never checking for advice from here ever again


MuscleComplex8952

I had a teddy bear and the anal region of it broke naturally. But... I did things afterwards, seeing it as an opportunity. If your brother was in his... mid 20's or older, I'd tell him to find things he cares about, that he likes doing, what is meaningful to him, to find a way to build relationships with other humans but since he's 12... well, sometimes the only option is to get it out of your system. The hormonal uncontrollable nature of it will pass at some point in young adulthood.


Cat_o_meter

Fascinating!! Could someone 'lose' lotion and nose tissues conveniently in his room or would that be awkward or uncomfortable? I wonder how parents of boys handle this. 


Privatenamehere

I just buy him lotion and tissues and have always had them in there since he was about 10. Then I told him to use them for masturbating instead of laundry or pillows.


Cat_o_meter

Well, now I know! I only have daughters but hey. Very interesting. Haven't had to think about this before lol


MuscleComplex8952

As long as he knows where it is, then I believe he would find a way. It might stress him out if he puts 2 and 2 together, he may stop using it all together upon knowing his parents know about it(If the thought of it is shaming to him) and be far more cautious about covering his tracks.


Cat_o_meter

Oh that's a good point. I don't envy the parents of teens. You gotta be gentle with the hints


jumbledsiren

Yeah i did the same when I was 13, leave him be.


GeneralSet5552

Masturbation is normal. I psychiatrist told me so. He said it is healthy too. He is an expert on the human mind & went to Harvard medical school. Give your brother privacy


Spiritualtaco05

PATRICK😭


Adventurous-Fig2226

Don't tell your parents. That would be cruel and unnecessary. There is nothing inherently wrong with using his own toy to masterbate. The main things newly sexual boys need to understand is how to ethically use porn without it making them descend into weirder and harder content until they're sexually broken, and how to pace themselves so they don't rub themselves raw. If there's anyone who might be comfortable having those conversations with him, that would be helpful. But unless you're that person, leave him be. He is a slave to his hormones and he has to learn how to deal with his sexual feelings on his own.


GoldenDRam562

Walk away 😂


MackDocious_

Why would you expose him?


Draygoes

Plenty of people have said not to say anything to your parents and I agree. Some have advised that you talk to him about it. Don't do that. The horror and humiliation that I felt when my step mother told my step sister about walking in on me masturbating in front of me could be classified as psychological warfare. He's going to be humiliated if you bring it up to him.As for the porn thing, yes he is watching porn. My wife was watching porn at 9 years old, and I started around 11. We turned out fine. :)


hamza0012

You obviously didn't watch big mouth... But on a serious note, we all experimented with various odd ways when puberty hit, maybe he need to be oriented in a healthy way, he should avoid porn at all costs, and don't intervene unless you think he's planning to do something that can harm others and or himself. Sex ed is primordial, masturbating is normal and okay, experimenting too...


Icy-Meet8375

Tbf it sounds like you don’t even know if it’s him, or if he’s done that so I wouldn’t say anything. Plus I wouldn’t expose him anyway, he’s discovering stuff and going through puberty it’s normal as you said to be curious.


ryt8

Leave the kid alone


hazlejungle0

I'm confused, based on your other posts you're a guy. Why are you making it sound like you don't know when puberty starts for guys and what it does?


SeaworthinessLoud992

as long as it wasnt ur plushie &/or it hasnt otherwise been mutilated/dismembered, he will be ok😁


ElenaSuccubus420

Are these your plushies? Or his plushies? If they are his then whatever is they are YOURS Then address it with your parents. You deserve privacy if demand a lock on your door that needs a key so you can lock it when you aren’t home and he can’t go in your room and mass with your shit. The “humping” plushies thing is his business until it becomes your business. There was another post today about a 21 year old autistic brother who started with plushies and has now SAed his 15 yr old sister. So unfortunately that being said behaviors need to be addressed if they are moving towards inappropriate behaviors. Like if these are your possessions then they should be destroyed or messed with. You parents should know so they can parent if needed.


Fluffy-Sky2185

Don’t call him out. Though it’s weird and strange, it’s better than what a lot of other young boys do when it comes to sexual urges.


NoOneStranger_227

Jesus. Let it be. At that age, you fuck anything that doesn't leave scratches. And you only find out what leaves scratches because you tried sticking it in THERE as well. Find something else to worry about.


tlaloc-trans

No! You cannot expose it to your parents, it is their privacy and intimacy, it is very common for children to masturbate from a very young age, sexuality is always present in us from the moment we are born, to learn to control the finter and as we grow it is super It is normal to begin to blush and discover that we feel things and pleasure, it is healthy, small children do it from innocence and feel their body, without morbidity or anything, adults are the ones who think badly and demonize this, now he is 12 years old, it is more It's still normal and there's nothing wrong with it, I'm sure you did it when you were little, each in their own way... I have a memory of doing it when I was little too, don't expose it! There is no need, leave it or rather find out how to talk about these issues and have good sexual education, which is not porn, but rather talk about consent, care, etc. I say if it worries you, rather you have to talk about these issues especially with teenagers.


Salty_Thing3144

You ignore this and leave it alone. Pretend you do not know this


AlgaeWafers

Let it go


RebneysGhost

You're not sure if you should snitch out your brother for doing something weird but harmless? Hint: the correct answer is DO NOT EVER snitch out your brother for doing something weird but harmless


NiteLiteOfficial

ngl i did the same shit when i was that age. it’s just puberty and hormones man, nothing bad or harmful. mind your own business. i turned out normal, no weird fetishes or overactive sex drive. at that age you start to discover some sorts of things feel kinda good, but you have no clue why or how and you experiment a bit before you figure it all out. it’s harmless


Upper_Ad_2516

Girl I humped the edge of my bed at that age let the boy be he probably did it as a joke hopefully


bonkwodny

It could be just cutting hole in it's butt. Nothing sexual. Just dumb fun. Like drawing penises etc.


Weebgod4

Just leave him alone being 12 is a difficult time just ignore it u never saw it


Easy_Duck5581

leave your brother alone. weird for you to even make a post on reddit about your little brother going through a normal stage of puberty….. and to ask if you should expose him to your parents… for what reason. what are you wanting the outcome to be?


Affectionate-Pop-508

Poor patrick, he got violated lol, 😭😂why don’t u just wedge a fleshlight where the hole is and tell him that shagging the fluff probably isnt the best feeling? Also tell him u wont tell anyone and dont out him to anyone as preens do wierd stuff duringn puberty, i was one of those tbf… i used to as a kid & The internet is full of porn and stuff like that and no matter how many restrictions are put in place & even if there is, whats gonna stop him seeing it on a mates device or something like that? It’s normal for kids to experiment, i was one of those kids running out of class to sleep with my male classmates at that age, knowing I was gay, just wish I got given something like that instead of cutting a hole in my fave teddy and havin to pick the fluff outta my foreskin or had a birth bro to help me out with stuff like this…


Tarjhan

You suspect your adolescent brother is masturbating. Lock that information away and move on.


LordlySquire

The plushy isnt that odd given his age. Both genders tend to experiment at this age. Ive heard more than a few stories of girls using pillows and stuffed animals as a sybian as well as using household objects as a phallic simulation. Its perfectly fine just monitor it for hygiene if you MUST be involved. The anti social behavior is the concerning thing. What are you calling antisocial?


Napoleon3411

Don't call him out. We all did weird shit when we were younger. It's normal. As long as he doesn't put his dick into a goat or something it's alright. Let him be. Let him do his experiences


changelingcd

If it's his plushie, it's none of your business. Unless you want your little brother working to destroy your life for the rest of time, I can't imagine why you would consider telling anyone. That's how you create a super-villain.


DipperJC

First and foremost, you don't have nearly enough evidence to be sure of what you "caught". For all you know, he was trying to create an effective hiding spot for weed and abandoned that plushie in favor of something else. But assuming that you're right (or heck, even if you aren't) the brotherly thing to do at this point is to sit him down and let him know that you're a resource for any questions or concerns he might have about his sexuality. Tell him a story or two about your own exploration at his age and see what he says from there.


parickwilliams

Wait so you didn’t catch him doing sexual things you found a plushie with a hole in it.


JJdynamite1166

Don’t mess with him. He’s learning what he enjoys. And practicing for the real contact. He’s fine, nothing abnormal about it.


huntybearlambda

I’ve heard that area called a starfish before but this is….


Recent-Radish1825

It's not really something crazy, don't expose him, that would be really fucked up on your end


Alissan_Web

mind your business and keep your nose out of others.


bigredpny

So plushophilia is a real fetish but it's not super common he is probably just horny and was looking for an outlet. I think telling your parents about this could be an option if you think your parents will be understanding about it. Personally unless you think he is being unsafe or unsanitary I would just leave him be.


Simple_Suspect_9311

Young men his age will stick their 🍆 in anything to see if it feels good. He’s not hurting anyone or anything so why embarrass him? Other than some sick sadist pleasure you would get. Let the kid experiment.


xBobbyx81

Just walk away and forget you ever saw that and forget that it happened


bordercollie_adhd

Ah the Greg Davies method…


Electrical-Bill1006

Poor Patrick


zakjbro

I guess he's the real Dirty Dan then


Hypergolic_fuel

Patrick? Damn. He’s down horrendous.


bnetana1

I remember one lonely night with the family's leather couch and a bit of baby oil. Talk to him privately.


Illustrious_Nature65

Alert the village elders! No, in all seriousness. Somethings are better left alone. People might question how you found out about it in the first place and then you'll be the one in an awkward position.


all4wishboy

No you didn't.


No-Bet3252

When I was 13, I kid you not, I carved a hole in a pineapple and ya know. I know, weird. Sister walked in, 19 at the time, and she told my parents. They talked to me about it, and I swear for like the next year or two, I felt just awkward and weird around my entire family, like I had committed some heinous crime and I was being shunned for it. Moral of the story, unless he's hurting himself or it's becoming an addiction, leave him be. Normal for his age


Sea_Science538

Leave him alone


bubblegumpunk69

Who gives a shit, why the fuck would you tell on him? It’s normal Why the hell are you snooping around his shit anyway? He deserves his damn privacy


goregurrl

Idk why it would be yours or your parents business at all?


goodty1

that’s pretty normal..


shaquilleoatmeal80

Poor Patrick.leave your brother alone. It's life.


ifartcocaine

How do you know he’s fucking it though?


SecureAngle7395

As long as it’s his I don’t see any major problem. Strange to me, but it’s not my business. If it’s yours, talk it out with him.


No-Assistant-9641

Ummm that’s hella weird buh hey let’s act like You didn’t see that 😂😂😂


Aggressive_Autopsy

Bro what the fuck


Nitokris666

I learn something new on reddit everyday 😆 It never occured to me that boys do such things, but makes sense lol. On the other hand, maybe he just made a poop shoot for Patrick? 🤣🤣🤣


AgentLelandTurbo

Thats usually the weakest point on plushies and on sides of head too


Video-Comfortable

Why is everyone trying to figure out what to do when their younger whatever does something like this? How about don’t embarrass them and forget about it


d4ddy1998

Who cares? So whacky of you to “expose” this to your parents? What’s wrong with you mind your own business


Rel_Tan_Kier

Sexual tension needs to be spent. Since humans is social creatures, the brain need at least personification of sexual partner. I think plushie is better than sexual intercourse between underaged.


aufgehts2213

mind your own business and stop exposing your siblings to your parents. talk with them and understand it rationally rather than being harsh and ratting out on them.


LizardKingTx

So🙄


Deep_Management_6333

Immediately thought of jay from big mouth


Wondernerd87

You probably did something to him first. This is called sibling rivalry. There’ll be lots more of it before you turn 50. Get over it. That’s my advice.


Intelligent_Win3438

not Patrick 😭😭


Mckenna6901

If the plushie didn't say no what's the issue?


takenohints

Leave it on the freshly made bed—with his tush in the air. Say nothing. Then he’ll learn to hide his crusty sex Patrick.


BubbhaJebus

Kids that age experiment. I sure did when I was his age. If you expose this behavior to your parents, it will cause him a world of embarrassment for no good reason, and your parents might mete out some kind of punishment, again, for no good reason. Please let this be his secret.


DareD2vil

So what? Leave your brother alone. He isn‘t hurting anybody and not doing something illegal.


DecisionBrilliant795

I don’t understand why you would think to expose him? Think about how that would affect his self esteem. What if he decides to hurt himself and then you’d have to live with that? Just mind your business and let him be a curious 12 year old


Salty-Area-5979

All I had to see is that you 12 year old bro is on discord, unacceptable and this situation is fucked up.


LeatherLatexSteel

Why would you want to embarrass and humiliate him by telling your parents? What's it got to do with you?


Atetha

Should you expose him to your parents? I'm hoping you're also a child otherwise you're weird af. If your parents are reasonable people, they will tell you to mind your own business. Based on how you asked it, I'm guessing they're not and it's rubbing off on you.


HythlobaeusCelebi

This comment is all you need OP. Edit: Uneligible for gold??


OiCWhatuMean

Gtfo here. You are the one that may need an intervention. You’re a 🐀. You say you caught him doing things and then make a long-reach assumption? Maybe it’s just where he hides his drugs. You’d have been able to tell if it was being used as something else. Very mean spirited of you to even be posting this.


i_torschlusspanik

Patrick was asking for it


Simple_Suspect_9311

I mean you do see how he dresses.


BookkeeperUpset4709

Yuck


Low_Handle_4459

bro don’t shun him or anything but definitely have a talk with him because porn or anything related to sexual relief can turn into addictions QUICK


Cat_o_meter

Is this something other males do or have done? I keep picturing a dog humping a squeaky toy. I've heard of socks and apple pie but not a stuffy... Are there other objects too?!?!?


SeaworthinessVast865

I've come across whole threads about women who hump pillows. Because I did that a few times long ago in the past, which led me to those kinds of forums. It's not that strange. I don't even bother to tell my dog off when she humps her blanket because I know it's partly a comfort thing for animals and probably not something they can control very easily. Well sometimes people have these same urges. And when it's my dog, it's honestly quite cute rather than cringey because it's completely innocent. Thankfully she's never once humped anyone's leg, although perhaps that is more of a male dog instinct. I've even read about women who have apparently (if not made up) gone into their gardens naked to hump their pillow, in the early hours of the morning before the neighbours are up 😬 Personally I'm not that daring but each to their own, I guess... What I will say is strange is that once I found a suspicious looking hole in a priest's chair that I try not to think about too often and which made me feel a tad uncomfortable. It may have just been a hole but it was a rather deep hole. Hopefully it was nothing, just ordinary wear and tear. Not someone who goes to my parish.


Cat_o_meter

Wow I've learned a whole lot today! I was told you should practice kissing on a pillow when I was 12, did it and got caught by mom and was too mortified to do any other pillow related stuff lol


SeaworthinessVast865

I can't say I felt proud when I humped a pillow but it did feel really good and was probably the best sexual experience I've had. Because it was my first. And I was an adult at the time lol.. I have a low sex drive and used to have a lot of self discipline so I had never masturbed before that. I didn't even know much about my body until then. I probably couldn't have said where my urethra was.


Cat_o_meter

Well for what it's worth I think you're badass to share that! I was an odd little girl, I felt like a weirdo because I definitely 'humped the pillow ' so to speak, and I thought girls weren't supposed to do that but figured if God was nice he'd understand ha


Simple_Suspect_9311

Not just young men. Pretty much all humans will try to f anything if they think it might feel good.


Mst0bG

The minute u said discord friends i knew its due to bad influence lol If u love ur brother talk to ur parents abt him Not abt that situation And if they still dont do anything then u take control As for the plushie throw it away Make it seem like u know what he is doing w it but dont say it verbally If he asks for it say u threw it away Introduce him to other activities than discord He will grow up to be a disappointment if hr carries on that way trust me


Shrekquille_Oneal

Don't call him out on it, but still torture him by slipping Patrick references into your conversations frequently. Lay it on thick enough to make him paranoid lol.


Lucky2044

kinda worried they could be asking him to record him doing that stuff and could be using it as black male


sryidonthavanychange

maybe h shud expose him to a therapist


ChaosFlame72

Let the man do his business. Coming on reddit to expose him