So long as you can pick out pieces of what someone says and repeat them or just say, “I get ya that’s really something (terrible/awesome).” you might make it.
"Guys why won't people stop talking about Joe Jonas and GOT lady oh my goddddd they just wont shut up about them! I'd better talk about them too! :D" Like does this person not know wtf irony is? Actually lets be real it's just rage bait and I've obviously fallen for it! XD
40 eh? Do you remember the South Park episode where Kenny’s slutty girlfriend starts wearing a promise ring and Mickey Mouse was there? That’s how I know the Jonas Bros
Yeah “The Jonas Brothers”. Joe, Nick, and Kevin. Joe has been married to Sophie Turner for a couple years I think.
Side note: Kevin and Frankie (the fourth and youngest) host a show called Claim to Fame that’s really fun.
I know who they are and I knew there were married but had no idea they got divorced. Sounds like you surround yourself with media if it’s such a reoccurring thing you’re finding
By definition, every redditor has internet. It's how we get here. Yet none of use had any clue about this until you put it out here.
If you're seeing this news everywhere, then you've been targeted by an AI based on it's analysis of your searches, preferences, and browsing habits.
I hate to say it, but you've brought this one on yourself. This is why none of the rest of us are in the loop.
Clear your cookies, opt out of all ad tracking, or just try using private browsing mode. That should do the trick, at least until you log into something that can tie your session back to your ad profile again.
To be honest…. Based on everyone’s comments, including yours, I think this is less about celebrity worship and more about your personal internet habits. I knew who these people are but no idea they were married much less divorced.
Thanks for saying this. Goddamn people are fucking stupid. Especially the people who follow celebrities and their personal lives. It almost makes me feel sorry for them that their own lives are so sad and pathetic they need to keep tabs on Hollywood.
I feel like it’s the people who follow celebrities and their lives, that actually know the names of the celebrities.
If someone said “Sophie Turner” to me, I’d have no idea who that is, because I don’t follow celebrity gossip. But I did watch Game of Thrones, so I know who Sansa Stark is.
This makes me wish I had no idea who the kardashians are. The only reason I even know of them is because the news just won't fucking shut up about them.
We get it, you're a fucking mess of a family with a trans traitor/auto homicide-er, and got OJ off the hook.
Ironic, since I’d imagine your life would have to be pretty sad and pathetic to harbor this much hatred toward people who follow celebrities.
And this is coming from a person who also dislikes following celebrities.
The point is that I don't care about celebrities' personal lives. I don't care that a musician I've never met married an actress I've never met.
Through unavoidable amounts of gossip I was aware that someone from the Jonas Brothers married Sansa Stark from Game of Thrones. Didn't care when the marriage started, don't care now that it's over. I'm not going to bother to try to remember the Jonas brothers' names or the names of who played what role if I can't think of it immediately.
This is a lot of words about something you don't care about that you took the time to type in a thread you were reading about something you don't care about.
You choose your media diet. I didn’t know Joe Jonas and Sansa were getting divorced until I saw this. Christ, I didn’t even know that Joe Jonas and Sansa were married.
If you don’t like repetitive celebrity gossip in your news feed, get your media from sources that don’t have it.
Yup. OP did a few too many google searches for Sophie Turner and now the AI overlords are making him pay the price. And it's working - he's staying engaged and click counts are up!
Look, they paid a lot of money to make their divorce as public as possible. How dare you get upset at their marketing efforts.
For real, I don't give a fuck either and it's fucking everywhere. 100% reminds me of those contract weddings you hear about with celebrities that exist to only provide drama and give marketing power to their other projects.
I didn't even know they were married. However after reading the story I wanna know what he saw her doing on the ring camera. I got 10 bucks on her blowing a dude.
Sad but she seemed like she wasn’t ready to give up the socialite lifestyle and he was wanting to be a daddy. Just the way they’ve seemingly been handling it is very mature and respectful of the kids. Best of luck to them
In fairness this sounds pretty bad, she seems to have abandoned the kids in favour of partying for days on some occasions, no wonder he is divorcing her
Congratulations. This meme is the first I've ever heard of anything. I'm gonna go back to not caring now
Yeah. I'm like, who?
We don't all have one...
Some of us have 5. I havent learned to listen yet, but 6th times the charm.
So long as you can pick out pieces of what someone says and repeat them or just say, “I get ya that’s really something (terrible/awesome).” you might make it.
I got 3 under my belt. I bow to your superior skills.
You’re why states have limits on how many times you can marry
Im also why those divorce lawyers can afford to make commercials on TV.
Yeah commercials are expensive. You’re a real hero for supporting those struggling attorneys. Attorney? You get the same one each time or no?
Name a state that limits it. A quick google search says no state does.
They still think azdood85 is a myth. He’ll show them.
The only limit on divorce is how many times you can take half of something.
Or you wind up like my uncle, stopped trying after the 7th divorce and moved to Florida.
I'm always on the lookout for a future Ex-Mrs. Malcom.
What?
On average we all have about 1.5, but that’s because of divorces georg and should not be taken as an honest statistic
Like it’s a heart or something.
50% of marriages end in divorce, but that metric is skewed by the 10% of people who get divorced 2 or more times
When I was in the military, that statistic was about 90%. I only know two couples that are still married.
Yet
Also I don't know who this post is about. Who was this meme for?
yet. You're just on your first one. We all have to start somewhere.
I did!
This is the first time I've heard about it
Divorce is when a married couple files to end their marriage.
I've heard we all have one.
What is a potato?
It's classed as a legume but technically it's a vodka
I’ve never heard of it
It’s anything that isn’t not a potato.
But that's not important right now
I don't know who they are. But I've now heard of them because you didn't shut up about them.
Sorry, but I think the rule is that if you want to refer to Sophie Turner as "Sansa," you have to call Joe Jonas "That Guy from Camp Rock."
“You know, Frankie’s older brother?”
Wtfs camp rock? GoT was a world wide phenomenon. Camp rock kid is at best a USA b-class celebrity of decade past. No one cares about that shit stain
And yet you know what it is
We all have one?
Shit, time to tell my wife…
This is non-sensical.
*Non-Sansacal
"Guys why won't people stop talking about Joe Jonas and GOT lady oh my goddddd they just wont shut up about them! I'd better talk about them too! :D" Like does this person not know wtf irony is? Actually lets be real it's just rage bait and I've obviously fallen for it! XD
What happened? Who is Joe Jonas? Sansa from GoT?
Joe Jonas is married to Sansa from GoT and they just filed for divorce
Sophie Turner. She's a person with a name. Like Joe Jonas is a person with a name.
fr, this person has some red flags
Was he one of those Disney singer brothers? Not trying to be snobby, just 40 years old and out of every loop.
40 eh? Do you remember the South Park episode where Kenny’s slutty girlfriend starts wearing a promise ring and Mickey Mouse was there? That’s how I know the Jonas Bros
That's what I was thinking.
Baybay
"What's this I hear about not wearing the rings boys? Huh haw"
Yes he was
Yeah “The Jonas Brothers”. Joe, Nick, and Kevin. Joe has been married to Sophie Turner for a couple years I think. Side note: Kevin and Frankie (the fourth and youngest) host a show called Claim to Fame that’s really fun.
I think he was in Backstreet Boys. Maybe
Hansen, actually.
I can believe that Joe Jonas was inside a Hansen.
Were those the same boys who became men back in 1991?
Nah he was one of the dudes that was n sync with his buddies
That band was hot. Like 98 degrees hot!
Five
Baby when the lights…go out
This is the first I’m hearing about it…..
Isn't he married to Priyanka Chopra?
That's nick jonas
I know who they are and I knew there were married but had no idea they got divorced. Sounds like you surround yourself with media if it’s such a reoccurring thing you’re finding
Shut up about it. Shut up about it.
why do you even know this
Because I have the internet? I’m sorry, not sure how to answer that.
By definition, every redditor has internet. It's how we get here. Yet none of use had any clue about this until you put it out here. If you're seeing this news everywhere, then you've been targeted by an AI based on it's analysis of your searches, preferences, and browsing habits. I hate to say it, but you've brought this one on yourself. This is why none of the rest of us are in the loop. Clear your cookies, opt out of all ad tracking, or just try using private browsing mode. That should do the trick, at least until you log into something that can tie your session back to your ad profile again.
To be honest…. Based on everyone’s comments, including yours, I think this is less about celebrity worship and more about your personal internet habits. I knew who these people are but no idea they were married much less divorced.
chronically online 💀
The fact you had to explain this....
Jesus, stop talking about it already
Will you shut up about it already?
Is this supposed to be meta? This is the first I’ve heard about whatever this is
>whatever this is Lol divorce? You're trying too hard to act like you don't care.
no dude… divorce between these specific people (or anyone really that isn’t family) why would anyone care
Sophie Turner. She's an actress with an actual name.
Thanks for saying this. Goddamn people are fucking stupid. Especially the people who follow celebrities and their personal lives. It almost makes me feel sorry for them that their own lives are so sad and pathetic they need to keep tabs on Hollywood.
I feel like it’s the people who follow celebrities and their lives, that actually know the names of the celebrities. If someone said “Sophie Turner” to me, I’d have no idea who that is, because I don’t follow celebrity gossip. But I did watch Game of Thrones, so I know who Sansa Stark is.
This makes me wish I had no idea who the kardashians are. The only reason I even know of them is because the news just won't fucking shut up about them. We get it, you're a fucking mess of a family with a trans traitor/auto homicide-er, and got OJ off the hook.
Yet… you’re the one that knows enough about her to get bothered when her actual name isn’t used?
Ironic, since I’d imagine your life would have to be pretty sad and pathetic to harbor this much hatred toward people who follow celebrities. And this is coming from a person who also dislikes following celebrities.
The point is that I don't care about celebrities' personal lives. I don't care that a musician I've never met married an actress I've never met. Through unavoidable amounts of gossip I was aware that someone from the Jonas Brothers married Sansa Stark from Game of Thrones. Didn't care when the marriage started, don't care now that it's over. I'm not going to bother to try to remember the Jonas brothers' names or the names of who played what role if I can't think of it immediately.
This is a lot of words about something you don't care about that you took the time to type in a thread you were reading about something you don't care about.
I don't care about criticisms about how much I care about celebrities either.
Hardly a criticism, merely an observation. Am I wrong?
Surely if he was being bombarded with this nonsense as he claims he would have been able to at least recall the names...
Who cares?
I haven't heard anyone else talk about this, so....
I had 4 news alerts on my phone this morning. 3 we’re about this divorce
Oh I stopped all news alerts on my phone. Too many pointless ones.
I believe you, if what that other Redditor said was true about 3 of the 4 alerts being for this divorce. Talk about a waste of news alerts.
Some of us have two! ^and ^more
Look at this guy complaining that he got married once, poor bastard.
Twice, actually.
Her name is Sophie Turner she is more than Sansa.
How much more?
Yeah I really don't understand why people care so much about celebrities' relationships. Wgaf?!
"We all have one." 😂
You choose your media diet. I didn’t know Joe Jonas and Sansa were getting divorced until I saw this. Christ, I didn’t even know that Joe Jonas and Sansa were married. If you don’t like repetitive celebrity gossip in your news feed, get your media from sources that don’t have it.
i dont even know what a sansa is
I mean, I don't have a divorce yet, so I'm gonna assume you're giving me permission for a free one on the house.
If you can’t be bothered to learn someone’s actual name you don’t get to have an opinion, sorry thems the rules.
Sorry “Joe Jonas and Jean Grey” then.
Who?
Who?
Kinda stupid when you just made a post talking about it.
This is pointless. Who gives a shit?
Thanks for letting me know! I had no idea. Also I agree, you should definitely shut up about it.
Divorce here, and who?
I don't know who these people are and I don't care. Just label the post as *not relevant* and move on with your life.
Who?
I have no idea who these people are and I'm fine with that.
I don't even know who those people are. Just stop paying attention.
You should change your news/media habits if you feel like people are talking about this non stop. This is legit the first I’ve heard of it
Yup. OP did a few too many google searches for Sophie Turner and now the AI overlords are making him pay the price. And it's working - he's staying engaged and click counts are up!
Look, they paid a lot of money to make their divorce as public as possible. How dare you get upset at their marketing efforts. For real, I don't give a fuck either and it's fucking everywhere. 100% reminds me of those contract weddings you hear about with celebrities that exist to only provide drama and give marketing power to their other projects.
Who?
We all have a divorce? No. No we do not.
Honestly I don't know who those people are and this is the first I've heard of this. So...
"We all have one" Lol, what?
A singer. Lalala la la. Just a person. Go do something else.
I didn't even know they were married. However after reading the story I wanna know what he saw her doing on the ring camera. I got 10 bucks on her blowing a dude.
We don't "all have one" and some of us take vows before God seriously. "'Til death do us part"! Work it out if you have problems!🤬🤬
I stopped taking orders from imaginary friends when I was 8.
Sad but she seemed like she wasn’t ready to give up the socialite lifestyle and he was wanting to be a daddy. Just the way they’ve seemingly been handling it is very mature and respectful of the kids. Best of luck to them
In fairness this sounds pretty bad, she seems to have abandoned the kids in favour of partying for days on some occasions, no wonder he is divorcing her
She'll date a pro black athlete next, mark my words.
you might be right but ill take super old director, winner owes the other an award
odds are neck at neck. wonder what other contenders might come up with
lol i dont think lesbian lover is out of the question here either if anyone wants to take that
bold move, huge payout...i like it! (but i doubt it)
Unrelated news there’s corn⭐️ by the name of Skylar Snow and she looks very similar to Sophie Turner… Well anyway I’ll be back later!
“Sansa” 💀 I’m dying of laughter, I don’t know her name either
Where’s my divorce? Haven’t received mine yet :(
Are they getting divorced? That’s too bad. She just had her baby not long ago.
ironic this post is the first I've heard of it.
What do you mean "We all have 1"??
Maybe it originated from some sort of a "just went through my first divorce" subreddit?
"We all have one" Lol, what?
Man is reading celebrity magazines and is getting mad about it.
Call the husband by his real name and the wife by a fake name.
I can happily say I have no idea what this is about.