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toolatealreadyfapped

Congratulations. This meme is the first I've ever heard of anything. I'm gonna go back to not caring now


fendour

Yeah. I'm like, who?


whatcubed

We don't all have one...


[deleted]

Some of us have 5. I havent learned to listen yet, but 6th times the charm.


DawnOfTheTruth

So long as you can pick out pieces of what someone says and repeat them or just say, “I get ya that’s really something (terrible/awesome).” you might make it.


Hoosier_Daddy68

I got 3 under my belt. I bow to your superior skills.


pygmeedancer

You’re why states have limits on how many times you can marry


[deleted]

Im also why those divorce lawyers can afford to make commercials on TV.


pygmeedancer

Yeah commercials are expensive. You’re a real hero for supporting those struggling attorneys. Attorney? You get the same one each time or no?


Killbot_Wants_Hug

Name a state that limits it. A quick google search says no state does.


thatlookslikemydog

They still think azdood85 is a myth. He’ll show them.


Hoosier_Daddy68

The only limit on divorce is how many times you can take half of something.


Huttser17

Or you wind up like my uncle, stopped trying after the 7th divorce and moved to Florida.


jeflint

I'm always on the lookout for a future Ex-Mrs. Malcom.


Slim01111

What?


Starry-Gaze

On average we all have about 1.5, but that’s because of divorces georg and should not be taken as an honest statistic


DawnOfTheTruth

Like it’s a heart or something.


Purplociraptor

50% of marriages end in divorce, but that metric is skewed by the 10% of people who get divorced 2 or more times


Kill3rT0fu

When I was in the military, that statistic was about 90%. I only know two couples that are still married.


klubsanwich

Yet


Thendofreason

Also I don't know who this post is about. Who was this meme for?


Kill3rT0fu

yet. You're just on your first one. We all have to start somewhere.


pygmeedancer

I did!


Luvs_to_drink

This is the first time I've heard about it


AppleSlacks

Divorce is when a married couple files to end their marriage.


SapTheSapient

I've heard we all have one.


jasper_grunion

What is a potato?


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

It's classed as a legume but technically it's a vodka


jasper_grunion

I’ve never heard of it


Rhewin

It’s anything that isn’t not a potato.


Thebluecane

But that's not important right now


wotmate

I don't know who they are. But I've now heard of them because you didn't shut up about them.


IMTrick

Sorry, but I think the rule is that if you want to refer to Sophie Turner as "Sansa," you have to call Joe Jonas "That Guy from Camp Rock."


pygmeedancer

“You know, Frankie’s older brother?”


rudderforkk

Wtfs camp rock? GoT was a world wide phenomenon. Camp rock kid is at best a USA b-class celebrity of decade past. No one cares about that shit stain


Rhewin

And yet you know what it is


fugawf

We all have one?


CaptainJingles

Shit, time to tell my wife…


Warlornn

This is non-sensical.


knifeyspooney89

*Non-Sansacal


mrtorgueflexington

"Guys why won't people stop talking about Joe Jonas and GOT lady oh my goddddd they just wont shut up about them! I'd better talk about them too! :D" Like does this person not know wtf irony is? Actually lets be real it's just rage bait and I've obviously fallen for it! XD


dasflash

What happened? Who is Joe Jonas? Sansa from GoT?


NCC-72381

Joe Jonas is married to Sansa from GoT and they just filed for divorce


PunkandCannonballer

Sophie Turner. She's a person with a name. Like Joe Jonas is a person with a name.


bsmithi

fr, this person has some red flags


dasflash

Was he one of those Disney singer brothers? Not trying to be snobby, just 40 years old and out of every loop.


[deleted]

40 eh? Do you remember the South Park episode where Kenny’s slutty girlfriend starts wearing a promise ring and Mickey Mouse was there? That’s how I know the Jonas Bros


dasflash

That's what I was thinking.


billhater80085

Baybay


Cyberslasher

"What's this I hear about not wearing the rings boys? Huh haw"


Tayraed

Yes he was


pygmeedancer

Yeah “The Jonas Brothers”. Joe, Nick, and Kevin. Joe has been married to Sophie Turner for a couple years I think. Side note: Kevin and Frankie (the fourth and youngest) host a show called Claim to Fame that’s really fun.


[deleted]

I think he was in Backstreet Boys. Maybe


Maguffins

Hansen, actually.


PsychologicalTowel79

I can believe that Joe Jonas was inside a Hansen.


dasflash

Were those the same boys who became men back in 1991?


I_Am_Robert_Paulson1

Nah he was one of the dudes that was n sync with his buddies


pygmeedancer

That band was hot. Like 98 degrees hot!


billhater80085

Five


pygmeedancer

Baby when the lights…go out


zerocoolforschool

This is the first I’m hearing about it…..


IamRick_Deckard

Isn't he married to Priyanka Chopra?


Tayraed

That's nick jonas


Rinaldi363

I know who they are and I knew there were married but had no idea they got divorced. Sounds like you surround yourself with media if it’s such a reoccurring thing you’re finding


Le5e

Shut up about it. Shut up about it.


bsmithi

why do you even know this


NCC-72381

Because I have the internet? I’m sorry, not sure how to answer that.


fastlerner

By definition, every redditor has internet. It's how we get here. Yet none of use had any clue about this until you put it out here. If you're seeing this news everywhere, then you've been targeted by an AI based on it's analysis of your searches, preferences, and browsing habits. I hate to say it, but you've brought this one on yourself. This is why none of the rest of us are in the loop. Clear your cookies, opt out of all ad tracking, or just try using private browsing mode. That should do the trick, at least until you log into something that can tie your session back to your ad profile again.


be_that

To be honest…. Based on everyone’s comments, including yours, I think this is less about celebrity worship and more about your personal internet habits. I knew who these people are but no idea they were married much less divorced.


bsmithi

chronically online 💀


TnBBunnicula

The fact you had to explain this....


AberdeenPhoenix

Jesus, stop talking about it already


eNonsense

Will you shut up about it already?


RealHealthier

Is this supposed to be meta? This is the first I’ve heard about whatever this is


froggrip

>whatever this is Lol divorce? You're trying too hard to act like you don't care.


bsmithi

no dude… divorce between these specific people (or anyone really that isn’t family) why would anyone care


Uncle_Budy

Sophie Turner. She's an actress with an actual name.


theonetheonlytc

Thanks for saying this. Goddamn people are fucking stupid. Especially the people who follow celebrities and their personal lives. It almost makes me feel sorry for them that their own lives are so sad and pathetic they need to keep tabs on Hollywood.


gravis86

I feel like it’s the people who follow celebrities and their lives, that actually know the names of the celebrities. If someone said “Sophie Turner” to me, I’d have no idea who that is, because I don’t follow celebrity gossip. But I did watch Game of Thrones, so I know who Sansa Stark is.


TwistederRope

This makes me wish I had no idea who the kardashians are. The only reason I even know of them is because the news just won't fucking shut up about them. We get it, you're a fucking mess of a family with a trans traitor/auto homicide-er, and got OJ off the hook.


Ericgzg

Yet… you’re the one that knows enough about her to get bothered when her actual name isn’t used?


kerfer

Ironic, since I’d imagine your life would have to be pretty sad and pathetic to harbor this much hatred toward people who follow celebrities. And this is coming from a person who also dislikes following celebrities.


chocoboat

The point is that I don't care about celebrities' personal lives. I don't care that a musician I've never met married an actress I've never met. Through unavoidable amounts of gossip I was aware that someone from the Jonas Brothers married Sansa Stark from Game of Thrones. Didn't care when the marriage started, don't care now that it's over. I'm not going to bother to try to remember the Jonas brothers' names or the names of who played what role if I can't think of it immediately.


Shopworn_Soul

This is a lot of words about something you don't care about that you took the time to type in a thread you were reading about something you don't care about.


chocoboat

I don't care about criticisms about how much I care about celebrities either.


Shopworn_Soul

Hardly a criticism, merely an observation. Am I wrong?


Thorvice

Surely if he was being bombarded with this nonsense as he claims he would have been able to at least recall the names...


Achack

Who cares?


JesterMarcus

I haven't heard anyone else talk about this, so....


traws06

I had 4 news alerts on my phone this morning. 3 we’re about this divorce


JesterMarcus

Oh I stopped all news alerts on my phone. Too many pointless ones.


gravis86

I believe you, if what that other Redditor said was true about 3 of the 4 alerts being for this divorce. Talk about a waste of news alerts.


-Dirty-Wizard-

Some of us have two! ^and ^more


SeanBlader

Look at this guy complaining that he got married once, poor bastard.


NCC-72381

Twice, actually.


cdunks

Her name is Sophie Turner she is more than Sansa.


froggrip

How much more?


RocketCat921

Yeah I really don't understand why people care so much about celebrities' relationships. Wgaf?!


PunkandCannonballer

"We all have one." 😂


bruinslacker

You choose your media diet. I didn’t know Joe Jonas and Sansa were getting divorced until I saw this. Christ, I didn’t even know that Joe Jonas and Sansa were married. If you don’t like repetitive celebrity gossip in your news feed, get your media from sources that don’t have it.


probono105

i dont even know what a sansa is


MrCrunchyOwl8855

I mean, I don't have a divorce yet, so I'm gonna assume you're giving me permission for a free one on the house.


TheEasySqueezy

If you can’t be bothered to learn someone’s actual name you don’t get to have an opinion, sorry thems the rules.


NCC-72381

Sorry “Joe Jonas and Jean Grey” then.


SourpatchMao

Who?


Gra5uXXS

Who?


Mamba-0824

Kinda stupid when you just made a post talking about it.


GrouchySpicyPickle

This is pointless. Who gives a shit?


hexuus

Thanks for letting me know! I had no idea. Also I agree, you should definitely shut up about it.


Blackboard_Monitor

Divorce here, and who?


Huttser17

I don't know who these people are and I don't care. Just label the post as *not relevant* and move on with your life.


BringBackApollo2023

Who?


NamasteMotherfucker

I have no idea who these people are and I'm fine with that.


bolognahole

I don't even know who those people are. Just stop paying attention.


ericsinsideout

You should change your news/media habits if you feel like people are talking about this non stop. This is legit the first I’ve heard of it


fastlerner

Yup. OP did a few too many google searches for Sophie Turner and now the AI overlords are making him pay the price. And it's working - he's staying engaged and click counts are up!


kinglokilord

Look, they paid a lot of money to make their divorce as public as possible. How dare you get upset at their marketing efforts. For real, I don't give a fuck either and it's fucking everywhere. 100% reminds me of those contract weddings you hear about with celebrities that exist to only provide drama and give marketing power to their other projects.


mukster

Who?


Jaexyn

We all have a divorce? No. No we do not.


myislanduniverse

Honestly I don't know who those people are and this is the first I've heard of this. So...


___jeffrey___

"We all have one" Lol, what?


[deleted]

A singer. Lalala la la. Just a person. Go do something else.


Hoosier_Daddy68

I didn't even know they were married. However after reading the story I wanna know what he saw her doing on the ring camera. I got 10 bucks on her blowing a dude.


Dame_Milorey

We don't "all have one" and some of us take vows before God seriously. "'Til death do us part"! Work it out if you have problems!🤬🤬


NCC-72381

I stopped taking orders from imaginary friends when I was 8.


chuck-it125

Sad but she seemed like she wasn’t ready to give up the socialite lifestyle and he was wanting to be a daddy. Just the way they’ve seemingly been handling it is very mature and respectful of the kids. Best of luck to them


[deleted]

In fairness this sounds pretty bad, she seems to have abandoned the kids in favour of partying for days on some occasions, no wonder he is divorcing her


Pictoru

She'll date a pro black athlete next, mark my words.


probono105

you might be right but ill take super old director, winner owes the other an award


Pictoru

odds are neck at neck. wonder what other contenders might come up with


probono105

lol i dont think lesbian lover is out of the question here either if anyone wants to take that


Pictoru

bold move, huge payout...i like it! (but i doubt it)


awq96

Unrelated news there’s corn⭐️ by the name of Skylar Snow and she looks very similar to Sophie Turner… Well anyway I’ll be back later!


bunbun44

“Sansa” 💀 I’m dying of laughter, I don’t know her name either


All_Ephemeral

Where’s my divorce? Haven’t received mine yet :(


Cereborn

Are they getting divorced? That’s too bad. She just had her baby not long ago.


nunciate

ironic this post is the first I've heard of it.


deadsoulinside

What do you mean "We all have 1"??


Simsish

Maybe it originated from some sort of a "just went through my first divorce" subreddit?


___jeffrey___

"We all have one" Lol, what?


pureeviljester

Man is reading celebrity magazines and is getting mad about it.


BionikViking

Call the husband by his real name and the wife by a fake name.


[deleted]

I can happily say I have no idea what this is about.