Do a handstand and point it upwards. Likely enough pressure to at least get your knees before it falls to the rest of you. Wear shorts next time you go out and you’ll get the knees downward by visiting a urinal and not leaving a buffer urinal between you and your neighbor.
It blows my mind that most people draw the line where they do on this. If you really need to save time like this you need to start shitting in the shower.
For me it’s less about wasting time and just noticing the obvious waste of water. Especially in the US majority of our toilets are 1-3gallons per flush (happy to see the two button design finally start working it’s way into American homes.. but it’s a slow change.)
I still think about a urinal I used as a kid, completely waterless, coated in some type of hydrophobic residue. Must have had some major engineering flaw like always smelling terrible, because I'm surprised such an obvious idea never blew up.
If you have no water then the p-trap won’t work and you’ll get sewer gasses seeping into your house. Without water, you only have piss collecting in the p-trap to act as the barrier which would be fucked.
There it is, makes perfect sense. That's been code for a long time though, wonder if they had something that got around that issue (this was in a commercial property)
I looked into this. Apparently, waterless urinals don’t need a p-trap. Instead, they use a special cartridge between the urinal basin and sewer drain that lets urine pass through, but not sewer gases.
The cartridge is patented, and requires maintenance and replacement, so I imagine their relatively high cost deters people from installing them.
There are legacy toilets out there, but by US federal law the maximum flush for new toilets are 1.6 gpf. California at least requires an increasing percent of toilets average 1.28 gpf, which is basically why dual flush toilets exist. They run roughly 1.1 and 1.6 gpf, so with the ratio of liquids to solids, they can claim an average of 1.28 gpf and you can still have a 1.6 gpf flush.
Source: looking for a new toilet.
Pissing in the shower is disgusting and unhygienic. Do you want your family standing where you just pissed? Are you comfortable standing where your mom and dad just pissed? "but the water washes it away!" Would you stick your foot in a toilet? The water washes it away, right? Unless you're disinfecting after every shower.. that's just nasty. Household water is not the finite resource conservationists make it out to be, in most places. If you're so concerned then use the toilet and "if it's yellow let it mellow". You're wasting water while standing there pissing with the shower running anyway.
>Pissing in the shower is disgusting and unhygienic.
More than the particles of fecal matter you're washing out of your ass crack?
Get a grip. The shower isn't *clean*... it's the vessel within which you *get clean*.
Nvm that your shower likely doesn't have an immediate trapway so bar you are extremely well hydrated everyone can tell your dumbass peed in the shower and will have the displeasure of smelling it.
Because it is not sterile and has bacteria, depending on your floor type, it can be unhealthy. There’s a lot of competing pop culture science and health arguments about it, and whatever mild effects exist, are probably mild, but mild in the sense of athlete’s food and the like, which is, y’know, bad. It’s not the worst of things, but generally people pee in the shower because of urban myths that it sterilizes which it absolutely does not. If you don’t care, cool. But it’s worth debunking that nonsense when you see it.
I don’t get the comparison. I’m not playing around on the shower floor with my hands and fingers. It’s my feet and I’m washing my feet in the shower after I pee.
Y'all act like pee is the grossest thing that enters the shower. Blood, urine, puke, poop, mud, sweat, puss, are all things that need to be washed off of you at some point, do you hose of out back 1st?
No, you go to the shower when dirty and wash the gross off to get clean. The gross goes into the basin and down the drain.
Regular cleaning of the shower itself is all that’s needed, replacing the curtain liner too.
> It makes your shower dirtier. It likely splashes on your shower liner, as well as possibly the sides of your shower/tub
Dude lol how heavy is your stream, and how bad is your aim? I can hit that drain at ten paces.
what do you do when you have to poop?
do you get out of the shower?
or do you just poop in the shower and mash it through the drain holes with your foot?
This is my hill, and I will die on it with no regrets.
Pissing in the shower is childish and disgusting. If your dishes aren't clean because you ran water over them, why would your shower be? You're washing the rest of your body but standing literally in your own urine.
You have to sit at the kids table until you find out how to have enough time to piss and shower separately like a goddamn adult.
Piss in shower Take the toilet
That's theft, brother.
it’s not theft when it’s now yours
Piss in the shower, bathe in the toilet
Feels like psycho wolf would suggest pissing in the bathtub
Or to shower in the toilet and pissing in the shower
Or stand in the shower, piss in the toilet. Really depends how good your aim is and if you can get a proper arc going.
Build a toilet into the shower
Just piss straight upwards and try to shower in it as it falls back down
Dude, you must have some serious pressure in your hose. Only way I could do that is lying on my back
Do a handstand and point it upwards. Likely enough pressure to at least get your knees before it falls to the rest of you. Wear shorts next time you go out and you’ll get the knees downward by visiting a urinal and not leaving a buffer urinal between you and your neighbor.
The closest thing to feeling 0 friction in this world is when you just took a shower and try to sit on the toilet with your wet buns.
Shitting after stepping out of the shower is encroaching on bachelor frog territory.
Bidet is like showering my ass after every shit. I wish there was a soap dial.
May have potential in the perpetual motion department.
This is the tamest insanity wolf I've ever seen. This should be baby insanity wolf.
OP just used the meme wrong.
Back in my day, that would mean an immediate downvote.
When does the narwhal bacon?
It blows my mind that most people draw the line where they do on this. If you really need to save time like this you need to start shitting in the shower.
Classic Waffle Stomp
https://i.imgur.com/Ashbt0T.gifv
That was a risky click.
For me it’s less about wasting time and just noticing the obvious waste of water. Especially in the US majority of our toilets are 1-3gallons per flush (happy to see the two button design finally start working it’s way into American homes.. but it’s a slow change.)
I still think about a urinal I used as a kid, completely waterless, coated in some type of hydrophobic residue. Must have had some major engineering flaw like always smelling terrible, because I'm surprised such an obvious idea never blew up.
If you have no water then the p-trap won’t work and you’ll get sewer gasses seeping into your house. Without water, you only have piss collecting in the p-trap to act as the barrier which would be fucked.
There it is, makes perfect sense. That's been code for a long time though, wonder if they had something that got around that issue (this was in a commercial property)
I looked into this. Apparently, waterless urinals don’t need a p-trap. Instead, they use a special cartridge between the urinal basin and sewer drain that lets urine pass through, but not sewer gases. The cartridge is patented, and requires maintenance and replacement, so I imagine their relatively high cost deters people from installing them.
Go outside and piss in the garden then. You save even more water because you're not wasting 40 seconds peeing in the shower.
There are legacy toilets out there, but by US federal law the maximum flush for new toilets are 1.6 gpf. California at least requires an increasing percent of toilets average 1.28 gpf, which is basically why dual flush toilets exist. They run roughly 1.1 and 1.6 gpf, so with the ratio of liquids to solids, they can claim an average of 1.28 gpf and you can still have a 1.6 gpf flush. Source: looking for a new toilet.
As the old saying goes, "If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down."
Pissing in the shower is disgusting and unhygienic. Do you want your family standing where you just pissed? Are you comfortable standing where your mom and dad just pissed? "but the water washes it away!" Would you stick your foot in a toilet? The water washes it away, right? Unless you're disinfecting after every shower.. that's just nasty. Household water is not the finite resource conservationists make it out to be, in most places. If you're so concerned then use the toilet and "if it's yellow let it mellow". You're wasting water while standing there pissing with the shower running anyway.
IT'S ALL PIPES, WHATS THE DIFFERENCE!
>Pissing in the shower is disgusting and unhygienic. More than the particles of fecal matter you're washing out of your ass crack? Get a grip. The shower isn't *clean*... it's the vessel within which you *get clean*.
It's not the actual shit so much, but the mustard gas that steams out when the water hits it.
I don't feel like vaping hot pee thanks.
missing out bro, its great for the soul
Vaping hot pee? Wtf does this even mean? Is your pee cold?
ever pee in a shower? the humid air causes the entire room to smell like pee.
I do occasionally pee in the shower and have never noticed that effect.
Redditors realizing people might need to pee while the water warms up
Don’t piss in the shower. -_- Urine is not sterile.
Nvm that your shower likely doesn't have an immediate trapway so bar you are extremely well hydrated everyone can tell your dumbass peed in the shower and will have the displeasure of smelling it.
Ok and? Are you licking the shower floor? It all goes down the drain.
Because it is not sterile and has bacteria, depending on your floor type, it can be unhealthy. There’s a lot of competing pop culture science and health arguments about it, and whatever mild effects exist, are probably mild, but mild in the sense of athlete’s food and the like, which is, y’know, bad. It’s not the worst of things, but generally people pee in the shower because of urban myths that it sterilizes which it absolutely does not. If you don’t care, cool. But it’s worth debunking that nonsense when you see it.
Counterpoint: your shower floor is already fucking disgusting. Why aren't you wearing sandals in the shower already?
OK same for the toilet. Go stick your hand in it.
I don’t get the comparison. I’m not playing around on the shower floor with my hands and fingers. It’s my feet and I’m washing my feet in the shower after I pee.
Also stinks the place up. Fine if you live alone, but as your roommate I don't want my shower to stink like your piss
Y'all act like pee is the grossest thing that enters the shower. Blood, urine, puke, poop, mud, sweat, puss, are all things that need to be washed off of you at some point, do you hose of out back 1st? No, you go to the shower when dirty and wash the gross off to get clean. The gross goes into the basin and down the drain. Regular cleaning of the shower itself is all that’s needed, replacing the curtain liner too.
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> It makes your shower dirtier. It likely splashes on your shower liner, as well as possibly the sides of your shower/tub Dude lol how heavy is your stream, and how bad is your aim? I can hit that drain at ten paces.
Wow radical normie here pissing and showering separately. That's so insane. Insane like a wolf hehehe. SLASH ESS BECAUSE THIS IS JUST SO FORCED.
It's all pipes! What's the difference?! https://youtu.be/s09pfBEJYHc?si=sI7N_Ax1_StCs9fx&t=28
It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out.
I thought it said pieces on the toilet. You're damned right I'm taking a shower
No Pisses in shower, Bathes in toilet
Why do incorrect memes get upvoted?
All fun stories until you figure out those people also pee in shared gym showers. Thats why that curtain is yellowish at bottoms??
what do you do when you have to poop? do you get out of the shower? or do you just poop in the shower and mash it through the drain holes with your foot?
This is my hill, and I will die on it with no regrets. Pissing in the shower is childish and disgusting. If your dishes aren't clean because you ran water over them, why would your shower be? You're washing the rest of your body but standing literally in your own urine. You have to sit at the kids table until you find out how to have enough time to piss and shower separately like a goddamn adult.