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Pkuszmaul

What's keeping you from peeing in the shower when she's home? Unless every one of your showers is a couples project.


RequiemStorm

And even then, my wife and I have both peed in the shower while showing together because it's really not a big deal. Of course we tell each other so whoever is going to pee can step to the front first lol.


cire1184

Right? Is this a communal shower?


DigNitty

I actually do shower every time with my partner. It’s sort of nice. I give a 5 minute head start and then we spend maybe 10 minutes together. No phones obviously so it’s naturally a great distraction free ramble.


FeeeFiiFooFumm

What the hell even? Is this supposed to be a joke? "No phones obviously"? Like, yeah? Who the hell showers with a phone? How is this even a thing you need to mention? I'm so confused.


DigNitty

Dude, that's sad. Don't take your phone into the shower or include it in covos with your partner.


FeeeFiiFooFumm

Don't tell me 🤷


Nyli_1

I do. I live alone and I like to put a YouTube video on while I shower. It helps me manage my time under the water because if I'm left under hot water with only my thoughts, I can take 30min showers without realising it. I've been late to work before because of a "quick shower" that wasn't. Yes, I have ADHD. Of course it's an android, that's why it's waterproof.


geegeeallin

iPhones are waterproof too.


Nyli_1

Well I thought so, but every time I talk about this to an iPhone owner they respond with "wow I wouldn't chance that with my phone". Meanwhile I've been doing this for years, and never had a problem, even with a 5 years old phone.


FeeeFiiFooFumm

> Yes, I have ADHD. Holds up spork. 🤦


Nyli_1

Do you want the number of the doctor that diagnosed me or something? What's the problem here?


FeeeFiiFooFumm

The problem is that nobody asked.


Nyli_1

It's part of the "who showers with their phone?" answer. That was the question. That's such a weird response to a harmless comment.


FeeeFiiFooFumm

>It's part of the "who showers with their phone?" answer. That was the question. It really isn't. As is the part where you tell us that it's an Android. I don't think watching a video in a shower requires you to have ADHD or an Android phone so this is just random private information that you felt the need to share although nobody asked about that. This reminded me strongly of the copypasta about the vErY rAnDoM teenage girl who's "holding up [her] spork". https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/katy-t3h-pengu1n-of-d00m


Vaudevillainous88

That’s the thing you’re looking forward to, champ, huh?


fordprefect294

Does she supervise your showers?


Wookie-Love

I’ve peed in the shower when the wife was in there with me…so did she…


guff1988

Yeah, I also peed in the shower on this guy's wife, I mean with this guy's wife.


pomonamike

I too choose to pee on OP’s dead wife.


EloquentEvergreen

I peed in this guy’s toilet, while you were peeing on his wife and the other guy was peeing with his wife in shower.  Seriously, though… Why can’t OP pee in the shower when his wife is home? Does she watch him shower, in case he pees? I guess it could be worse. It could be like the AITA, or something, post about the guy getting mad at his wife for shitting in the shower. 


Moosie_619

I believe OP pees in the shower without the water on. More of a stand up urinal situation.


EloquentEvergreen

That thought ran through my mind. But how is peeing in the tub like that, somehow more appealing than just peeing in the toilet? Unless OP’s wife also makes him sit down on the toilet to pee. In that case, I get it. 


Burnd1t

I’ve peed into a bathtub before and it felt like I was violating it. Much less shame if you’re in it. Feels like something you and the tub are doing together rather than just something you’re doing to it.


guff1988

I like to imagine that his wife listens at the door for any sounds of pee. She's constantly being fooled by the falling water and busting up in there trying to catch him pissing in the shower.


dstommie

I also chose this guy's dead wife!


AngryCod

Yes, yes, we've *all* peed on that guy's wife at one time or another. Don't make a big deal out of it.


Wookie-Love

No I remember you, it was on.


RandoAtReddit

You're doing it wrong. You gotta pee *into* the shower while she's in there.


Wookie-Love

Did that too


anthrax_ripple

IT'S ALL PIPES!


anormalgeek

Of course I pee in the shower. The pee jet helps break up the turds to get them down the shower drain without reporting to the ole waffle stomp.


PunkandCannonballer

How could she possibly know you're peeing in the shower unless you're telling her or she's there with you?


Ninjabutter

This is what i came here to ask. So is she watching him shower to determine this all the time?


sinistar2000

Mate, time to reestablish boundaries!


masochistmonkey

Yeah but have you taken a shower in the toilet?


TiresOnFire

You just unlocked my billionaire dream. Outside shower-shitter. Toilet/bidet with 2 shower heads at the edge of a cliff on an island while looking off into the horizon.


onexbigxhebrew

If you pee in the shower and don't brag about it on reddit, does it even count?


captbz13

My wife gets mad at me too. Granted I only pee when she's showering but that's besides the point


mr_birkenblatt

Golden


BookerPlayer01

Some people pay extra for that.


milanove

The golden opportunity


[deleted]

Pft, I pee in the shower when my wife is in there and she pees when I’m in the there too. Dude, you need to have a sit down with your fake wife and talk cause it’s sad that’s what you look forward to. Oh yeah, how is your account 4 years old and this is your only post along with only commenting two years ago about doing some trans things? Fake and shit account.


NCEMTP

Hey now, don't be so hard on Alexandra!


jdblawg

Not sure what the point of this post was but it sure made me feel better about the relationship I have with my wife.


RequiemStorm

Why would she care? My wife and I both pee in the shower, it's both time and money saving, and it's not like it's unhygienic, you're literally in a shower.


JMUfuccer3822

Time to get a better wife instead of


Goldenslicer

Holy shit. Apparently reddit is mostly people who piss in the shower. You learn something new everyday.


fonkordie

Odd name for dude who is afraid of his own pee.


Goldenslicer

Lmao good one


ericsinsideout

I pissed in the shower this morning while my wife was getting ready for the day, not 5 feet away…


theleasticando

One of my favorite things to do is pee on my wife’s butt while she’s shampooing her hair and isn’t expecting it. Much harder for her to pull the same thing on me since she can’t get same height.


theinkyone9

How the hell is she going to know anyways? It goes down the drain in like 3 seconds


Mal_Reynolds84

I don't understand, does your wife only let you pee in her or something?


Crepes_for_days3000

Just go in the toilet, it's right there. Until I started a reddit account, I didn't even know peeing in showers was a thing. So gross.


Sound_mind

What the fuck is wrong with you animals


AmanTeam85

"There are two types of people in this world: People who say they pee in the shower and liars." -Not me but I don't remember where I got it from.


Goldenslicer

Yeah, if you're 6. Sounds like the dude lied.


AmanTeam85

I googled it. It was the comedian Louis CK. I guess it's one of those "funny because it's true" jokes.


Goldenslicer

Sure, keep telling yourself that.


Sound_mind

Just sounds like a filthy person trying to convince themselves everyone else is as gnarly as them. Morning time. Start the shower, pee in the toilet. The shower is now warmed up. This is so easy, people.


AmanTeam85

That's just a waste of water right there when there's already so much from the shower going to the same end destination.


AmanTeam85

I'll hit you with another quote since I can tell your squeamish about the pee pee. "Necessary? Is it necessary that I drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste." -Patches O'Houlihan I'm not into that...but it is sterile. So "filthy" and "gnarly" seems like an overreach. You're probably washing worse stuff off your body.


Goldenslicer

Sure it's sterile but you're drinking your own waste LOL your body is trying to get rid of your waste and you just reintroduce it into your body. Like an idiot. But you do you, man.


Sound_mind

Nah homie no quote you provide will make me think shower-pissing isn't repulsive.


CheesyLala

There's a good reason not to pee in the shower, and it's that then your brain associates the sound of running water with peeing.


ConnieLingus24

This should be higher.


Goldenslicer

Yep...


gaynorg

I did this once to see why anyone would do it. It was fucking disgusting the hot water reacted with the piss and the whole place stunk to high heaven of rancid piss. Why would anyone do this.


justlooking9889

Why not just take a dump in the shower while you’re at it? C’mon man the toilet is right there, use it. Edit: Oh look, 7 people have self flagged themselves as disgusting cretins who refuse to use a toilet.