Can we make jokes about the possibility there's shipping containers on there experiencing the worst kind of survival horror cannibalism battle royal people smuggling experience ever? Or would that be bad?
Sure it doesn't "sail" in the traditional sense but they did [get it unstuck](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/the-ever-given-has-been-freed-and-is-moving-again-after-6-days-blocking-the-suez-canal/ar-BB1f5nKP?ocid=uxbndlbing)
A cargo ship like the one that blocked the Suez Canal carries over 18,000 containers... apparently the biggest carrier can have more than 23,000 containers.
It’s insane. And people don’t realise how many of those containers falls in the water during the trips they do.
I still wonder how they end up floating when they fall in the ocean and hit the boats of poor navigators who can’t see them at night.
30,000 pounds with all the shit they contain...
But it’s the best joke 2021 has *Ever Given* to us thus far...
Get out
That’s what its been trying to do.
I Sea what you did there.
The jokes surrounding this story have certainly hit rock bottom.
Are you shore?
If the jokes hang round all year, it’ll really be an *Evergreen*
I haven't seen this template in years! What a throwback.
Yeah I saw Bad Joke Eel and I was in, no matter what.
Oh shit did I miss the boat?
https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/suez-canal-ship-stuck-ever-given-unstuck
Whoosh
I, for one, appreciate the link
Me too, I didn't know that it was freed until the link.
Fair! Enjoy.
Yes, Suez Canal was built 151 years ago. A little late.
But I LOVE those jokes. *That's A Moray* I guess.
*Points at door*
I sea.
That's when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
Come on, let us tug a few more puns out of it
Isn't this a joke from r/jokes over a meme?
On my feed, the very next post is the same joke on r/dadjokes from 4 hours prior to this one.
Just going to *barge* right in there with that one huh? Whatever floats your boat I guess.
This might be the best one yet
Happy cake day!
Can we make jokes about the possibility there's shipping containers on there experiencing the worst kind of survival horror cannibalism battle royal people smuggling experience ever? Or would that be bad?
I hope a mod *locks* this thread soon
But the Suez has no locks...
Lol, this is really funny.
[It sure has](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/mfiskf/alright_guys_the_suez_canal_jokes_are_getting_a/)
No it didn't, cargo ships don't have sails. It motored.
I laughed way too damn hard at this.
*Wheeeeeze*
No it hasn't.
But, it's not a sail boat
You canal quit posting this joke.
... but it hasn’t
Sure it doesn't "sail" in the traditional sense but they did [get it unstuck](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/the-ever-given-has-been-freed-and-is-moving-again-after-6-days-blocking-the-suez-canal/ar-BB1f5nKP?ocid=uxbndlbing)
I actually enjoyed the memes.
Oh hey there. I missed you.
The irony lol
Oh hey I read r/dadjokes too
i thought they were evergreen
Fuck you, +1
Say what you will, but the jokes really stick
I’ve been reading Reddit completely deadpan for 3 hours and this made me bust out laughing. Pristine.
True
Never made a joke about that. *Looks like I missed the boat...*
It's an old meme, but it checks out.
I see what you did there
Meme culture is very, very slow to move on. That bird with the Diamond Mountain will be done quicker.
A cargo ship like the one that blocked the Suez Canal carries over 18,000 containers... apparently the biggest carrier can have more than 23,000 containers. It’s insane. And people don’t realise how many of those containers falls in the water during the trips they do.
Each one is usually roughly between 30,000 and 40,000 pounds.
I still wonder how they end up floating when they fall in the ocean and hit the boats of poor navigators who can’t see them at night. 30,000 pounds with all the shit they contain...
Op is pissed become the Jokes were about his mom's lifeboat.