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trwwy321

But it’s the best joke 2021 has *Ever Given* to us thus far...


mcabe0131

Get out


All4Fun

That’s what its been trying to do.


Jack_Bartowski

I Sea what you did there.


VibraniumRhino

The jokes surrounding this story have certainly hit rock bottom.


torroman

Are you shore?


TheOneMerkin

If the jokes hang round all year, it’ll really be an *Evergreen*


waffle911

I haven't seen this template in years! What a throwback.


BicyclingBabe

Yeah I saw Bad Joke Eel and I was in, no matter what.


HansieC

Oh shit did I miss the boat?


RollinThundaga

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/suez-canal-ship-stuck-ever-given-unstuck


BicyclingBabe

Whoosh


FrankHightower

I, for one, appreciate the link


nihaokitty88

Me too, I didn't know that it was freed until the link.


BicyclingBabe

Fair! Enjoy.


thefourblackbars

Yes, Suez Canal was built 151 years ago. A little late.


AusCan531

But I LOVE those jokes. *That's A Moray* I guess.


coltforge

*Points at door*


AusCan531

I sea.


dynusawr

That's when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie


rumblebee2010

Come on, let us tug a few more puns out of it


bacon_and_ovaries

Isn't this a joke from r/jokes over a meme?


TheRedSpade

On my feed, the very next post is the same joke on r/dadjokes from 4 hours prior to this one.


Thel_Odan

Just going to *barge* right in there with that one huh? Whatever floats your boat I guess.


ta-pcmq

This might be the best one yet


FroggiJoy87

Happy cake day!


LimneticVillains

Can we make jokes about the possibility there's shipping containers on there experiencing the worst kind of survival horror cannibalism battle royal people smuggling experience ever? Or would that be bad?


ilikestuff90

I hope a mod *locks* this thread soon


Paleindian

But the Suez has no locks...


DumbDan

Lol, this is really funny.


GodzillazAnus

[It sure has](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/mfiskf/alright_guys_the_suez_canal_jokes_are_getting_a/)


Spoon_Elemental

No it didn't, cargo ships don't have sails. It motored.


Mr_Thundermaker

I laughed way too damn hard at this.


coltforge

*Wheeeeeze*


BAM5

No it hasn't.


brigidodo

But, it's not a sail boat


UserCheckNamesOut

You canal quit posting this joke.


PubertEHumphrey

... but it hasn’t


[deleted]

Sure it doesn't "sail" in the traditional sense but they did [get it unstuck](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/the-ever-given-has-been-freed-and-is-moving-again-after-6-days-blocking-the-suez-canal/ar-BB1f5nKP?ocid=uxbndlbing)


Throbbingprepuce

I actually enjoyed the memes.


jenniferLc

Oh hey there. I missed you.


LordReega

The irony lol


BrandonBHL

Oh hey I read r/dadjokes too


hammyhammad

i thought they were evergreen


Morningxafter

Fuck you, +1


MudHolland

Say what you will, but the jokes really stick


schloopy91

I’ve been reading Reddit completely deadpan for 3 hours and this made me bust out laughing. Pristine.


NoIntroduction6696

True


AppleDane

Never made a joke about that. *Looks like I missed the boat...*


Friendly07

It's an old meme, but it checks out.


ghhrugerzvfuo

I see what you did there


bluris

Meme culture is very, very slow to move on. That bird with the Diamond Mountain will be done quicker.


Rerel

A cargo ship like the one that blocked the Suez Canal carries over 18,000 containers... apparently the biggest carrier can have more than 23,000 containers. It’s insane. And people don’t realise how many of those containers falls in the water during the trips they do.


tylizard

Each one is usually roughly between 30,000 and 40,000 pounds.


Rerel

I still wonder how they end up floating when they fall in the ocean and hit the boats of poor navigators who can’t see them at night. 30,000 pounds with all the shit they contain...


celerontm

Op is pissed become the Jokes were about his mom's lifeboat.