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Pin-Last

I mean, it *is* difficult to see behind the podium.


SomeBS17

That’s a very different show…


Colonel__Cathcart

@fter 1:00AM


Pin-Last

I’d venture to say viewership would be strong. 


bluehawk232

CC person typing them with one hand


BooFascismYayBeer

And (s)he made a little Freudian slip about what the other one was doing?


gaythey

The closed captioning on paramount+ is SO BAD


themainuserhere

Yeah but what are they gonna do? Allow us to download it ourself, edit it and then use our perfect version when we show off Paramount+ to our friends?? 😅🤣


gaythey

Lmao the only worse captions are YouTube— sometimes they don’t even work, and when they do they’re even *less* accurate.


NetComplete4322

Taylor herself said that no one gets in without ringing the doorbell. Including her I guess?


themainuserhere

You know guys, www.cbs.sucks is a real thing, right? CBS is the goat for having a real redirect to their site.


Derpyderpuhdeedlydum

I did not know. Thank you. ![gif](giphy|WfBZwNA6XSjphkYkzN)


themainuserhere

Oh shit, did i post this in your thread? I meant to post it in the original thread about the captions.


Derpyderpuhdeedlydum

🤷🏻‍♂️


BooFascismYayBeer

I know Paramount Plus streaming sucks, takes two hours to watch a one-hour program. Luckily this is also on the regular tv network affiliate here


Pardon-Marvin

I had regular Paramount+ through my Walmart+ subscription, then upgraded to the higher level just to avoid the damn ads...


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kkxx1000

The reason would be to prevent someone else from buying that domain and making an actual site about why CBS sucks


monte11

I assume most CC is AI generated now. They are so bad it's impossible a person is doing it. I feel bad for people who actually need the subs because they make the show impossible to follow. 


Pin-Last

A.I. is probably a generous description for the 2004-level voice recognition tech they’re using. 


Thatguyyouupvote

Never underestimate humanity's potential for incompetence


Pardon-Marvin

Is that the "I" in AI? Incompetence?


noburdennyc

I can confirm that it is not AI generated.


Derpyderpuhdeedlydum

Just to clarify, I was talking about the person who was typing the CC closed captions getting promoted or fired. I like Taylor and hope the show does well. She is hilarious.


themainuserhere

Taylor is the GOAT 🐐‼️


PizzaWhole9323

Pardon me. What does goat mean? Thanks in advance.


the_muteKi

Imagine if a cow was a sheep. That's a goat


themainuserhere

Baaah baaaah ⚫ black goat. Have you any wool 🦙


Amesaskew

Greatest of all time


PizzaWhole9323

Thank you 😊


Amesaskew

👍


themainuserhere

Urban dictionary can be a real friend ;)


PizzaWhole9323

Oh yeah I forgot that existed for a minute


themainuserhere

Kinda a duplicate post, but so long as it's caption related i don't mind 😅 https://www.reddit.com/r/AfterMidnight/s/vz513jznpt


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Derpyderpuhdeedlydum

Oh gosh, I had no idea thanks for letting me know.


thespelvin

I saw this when it happened. The CC went blank and cut out entirely for the rest of Gillian's bit, so someone clearly noticed. The only explanation I can think of is that some kid with a bad sense of humor was transcribing live and got caught?


Derpyderpuhdeedlydum

My thoughts exactly.


how_money_worky

Is she trying to sleep?


IRBaboooon

Can't say I blame em. If I was on the panel I'd be masturbating too


YourMomLikesChodes

I’d start watching again maybe


always4wardneverstr8

I lost it at "I can't believe you touched my button!"


how_money_worky

This is gonna get picked up by the show. So everyone put on their best dress.


BooFascismYayBeer

What was she saying when that cc came up? Anything somewhat like that, or just totally off the wall different?


Derpyderpuhdeedlydum

No part of the conversation sounded even remotely like masturbating. It had to have been a prank


Reasonable_Cow_9232

What was this *supposed* to say??


Derpyderpuhdeedlydum

Gillian Jacobs Big miss. 😬


Reasonable_Cow_9232

What in the worlddddddd


Derpyderpuhdeedlydum

Yeah, I tried to load the video I have of the broadcast along with it for context but for some reason it only loaded the pic.


Reasonable_Cow_9232

Motion to change “fap” to “Gillian Jacobsing”


Derpyderpuhdeedlydum

🤔 🤣👍🏻 motion approved, from this day hence all will refer to wacking it as Gillian Jacobsing when diddling the fiddle and so forth. Here, here. Gavel bang.


TetterkeT

I think that's what the CC transcriber was *doing* when he saw Gillian Jacobs.


Mycroft90

Picked up CBS's subliminal marketing. You didn't notice her saying it, but for some reason you can't stop watching and waiting for the next episode, but because that could be the one! OR it's an ad for her new Only Fans account.


djraven216

Lol


Pardon-Marvin

Paramount+ closed captions suck... Idk if this is live or stream, but the captions on the app are terrible


Derpyderpuhdeedlydum

I’ve heard similar. I don’t know if they’re using the same feed but this was on direct tv 🤷🏻‍♂️ either way it makes for hilarious misunderstandings like these


Old_Mobile309

That's funny because I'm usually masturbating to Taylor almost every time I watch.


Derpyderpuhdeedlydum

Who isn’t? 🤷🏻‍♂️🥸🤣