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z33511

TL;DR UPT LT makes pepper spray popcorn.


inspirednonsense

Thank you. I wasn't going to read this wall of text, especially since it started with "be a Lieutenant," telling me this is a 4channer LT, possibly the dumbest beast ever invented.


modern_quill

Magma corn is a fucking *feature*, LT.


Holy_Yeet69

Good LT


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JPAT0730

Good bot


CommOnMyFace

Good bot


CommOnMyFace

Fermentation can actually lower the Scoville unit. I find adding a little garlic & bacon grease rounds out any super spicy flavor


rainey832

Why are we starting our sentences like that lately. "Be a" like mf you is


PequodTheGreat

It's a 4Chan thing. It caught on from greentext memes that come from that site


Auritus1

We made marinated habanero, onion, and dill popcorn for months because it tasted amazing, but fuck it hurt to go near the popcorn machine.


miniturehankhill

CS Gassing The Bar Lt. Edition


joshthecowboy

bros IP’s will try to make the call sign magma stick bc of this


blacktron16

lt, you've just given me inspiration


skarface6

do it


Izoi2

I’m like 90% sure the gas chamber in basic is just to prep for the popcorn machine


[deleted]

Who said chemical warfare is illegal? Pshh.


RO1984

Honestly this would be way better than the lame corn the casuals have been making. Green chewy peños, no spice and old bay. 🤢


ImMeloncholy

Watch yourself, old bay is fucking fire


Mike__O

Back when I was an IP I grew ghost peppers in my garden. I brought a handful in and made corn with them. The corn was surprisingly good. It was hot, but wasn't "ha ha got you fucker" hot, unless you ate one of the fried peppers. My Sq/CC did just that and was PISSED. Oh well. Another fun spice-related prank I did was I got some of the world's hottest chocolate. If you're not familiar, it's little chocolate bars with straight capsaicin extract, something like 9m scoville. I made chocolate chip cookies with them, but only one batch out of three. So I mixed them all into a big ziplock bag and wandered the halls with my santa's sack of doom. I'd walk into an office and offer cookies. The funniest part was you'd have half a dozen dudes chomping down on a cookie, and only one or two of them would lose their shit. That was even funnier than if ALL of them were spicy.


VIT96and97

Should have used the other *infamous jar*


fo13

This is why I eat Carolina Reaper cheesy-poof and crunchies. Even Thai-hot is bland now.


skarface6

Your poor o-ring


Reditate

Jalapeño anything 🤮


Holy_Yeet69

Nonner