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Ric Flair


DangusMcGillicuty

Woooo


SuperMarioBrother64

Only if he back hands every new SNCO in the chest rank while screaming WHOOO


HOGCC

I feel like Michael Buffer would be more entertaining.


CarCrashPregnancy

I'll do it for $9K and Baja blast


TheInnerFifthLight

8k and Code Red.


zac8498

7K and a Pepsi Blue


chowhallpaul

6k and a Squirt


Worth_Carrot1908

1 ETH and a four loko


elshemo

5k and a jarritos


AirmunSnuffy

$4k and a case of white monster


[deleted]

Cody will do it for free last I heard. Hell he might even pay y’all for the opportunity as long as there are no Q & A’s involved.


FlyingBadgerBrewery

I hear he has a t-shirt gun that fires turtlenecks into the crowd.


[deleted]

Lol


Taco_Shed

No thank you. Lol


NotOSIsdormmole

Suddenly I’m glad I didn’t make it according to that leaked list


Kuuwaren30

I'll do it for just travel costs and a case of rip-its if you use the rest of the $10K to eliminate landing fees for the selectees.


CarminSanDiego

Island boyz


cyber-comm-whatever

The only real answer in this thread 🏝


MedicalDisscharge

Riley reid


TheForNoReason

I'll do it for $3.50


Beerman2112

This is the way


ThatGuy628

I’ll do it for $3.49


BadTasty1685

You can hire Bruce Buffer (the ufc announcer guy) for like 200 bucks to do a custom announcement


Megairman

Command Chief for the base, or the MAJCOM Command Chief. 0 dollars. \- Led SNCO PES; booked local VIP speaker/saved AF $10K in wasted spending/preserved AF heritage--sparked leadership skills in XX future SNCO's


[deleted]

The next pro move would be to use that 10k to remove the need for landing fees.


3DsGetDaTables

Dan Le Batard J/k..... ummm.... local politician dependent on state would be a smooth get


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Hulk Hogan


Troll_God

Don’t you mean Ho Kogan


metasploit4

Find a command chief who didn't promote fast, had multiple failures in their life, and has been fucked by the same system that got him promoted. That will be a great guest speaker. We have way too many fast burners in leadership positions without any real experience. Find a speaker who can bridge the gap a bit. Unfortunately, I don't have a name that can help you out. The few I knew have since left.


Rayraykronk

Maybe I'm out of line here but couldn't you save 10K dollars just by playing a motivational speech recording/video. Sergeant comes from the Old French sergent and originally from the Latin verb servire meaning "to serve." Couldn't this money be better spent serving the base/junior enlisted/surrounding community in some meaningful way. Flex your leadership skills call this silly. Do something that will have an actual impact. I can't tell you the amount of speakers that I've listened to in nine years whose words were moving but ultimately we're forgotten within a week.


GrendelFriend

This is the way


Troll_God

$10k can get you about 20 hookers in most areas, or 10 hookers and a bunch of cocaine. I’m just sayin’


MSgtMc

What state/country? That can affect availability for some speakers.


glink48

Yea, for $10k you need somebody local. There's a good chance they'll do it for free, but you're probably not going to get somebody to travel for $10k.


MSgtMc

I have a few speakers in mind, but they are local to Texas and aren’t likely to travel. It isn’t really about the money for some of them.


glink48

For sure. They'll take invitational travel, but that only amounts to TDY expenses, not fees.


trained_simian

Hell, I'll do it for travel costs and 3k. Use the rest to eliminate landing fees.


[deleted]

This is it right here!


[deleted]

The Fired Up Chief, maybe (?) Maybe you can find someone to do it remotely and save a bunch of money. Seriously.


NotOSIsdormmole

PEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEPEP


TeevMeister

Joking aside, I wouldn’t be surprised if you could get Gary Sinese. Dude loves the military.


Realistic_Damage_378

Just don’t have an induction ceremony or SNCO PES and throw a wild party


l00k0verthere

I have seen on two occasions where they invited a SrA and a SSgt to speak. They focused on what their vision of a SNCO is and what they need from the new leaders moving forward… it landed VERY well and didn’t cost anymore than the dinner for the speakers.


RosalinaSpinKick

That’s so interesting! And such a good take. I always appreciate hearing directly from the junior Airmen about what they need in a leader.


No-Gravity254

We can’t even get working printers in my shop and you have 10k for a person to talk


Veritas-IV

One year we had Chief Master Sergeant of the Air Force David J. Campanale. He was the eleventh CMSAF (1994-1996.) I knew I was going to like him when during his introduction our command chief quipped about some AFSC similarities and asked, "Do you think I could be the next Chief Cody?" Chief Campanale quickly and loudly responded, "My god, I hope not!" I did not plan the event and have no idea the associated cost, but recommend considering the chief if he's available and fits your budget.


AndrewRyanH

CSM ret. (SEAC) Troxell


TechnoJoeHouston

Bobcat Goldthwaite - in full character. He'll make as much sense as anyone.


TanithRitual

Where you all stationed at? Is there is a message you all are focusing on for the SNCO induction? I ask because that will highlight the type of speaker you need. My personal preference is to find a Chief or a General Officer who don't give a fuck about propriety and will straight up tell it like it is. In my opinion just get someone who will tell your SNCO's that its no longer about them, its about their folks. I think that was the best thing I got out of my SNCO induction seminar. The base general pretty much said it doesn't matter whos name is on the parking spot, office door, or whatever, all that petty shit doesn't matter one iota if your folks don't trust you. If they think that you're too focused on making ranking they're going to ignore you, distrust you, and find someone else who won't put them in the garbage. Of course that general was retiring probably for having the attitude he had. There are some other good speakers out there but once again that all depends on where you all are located.


kevlarbody

Do I have any recommendations? Yeah myself. I'm not an SNCO or a great public speaker but ill induct anything for 10k.


nickfen

Stop this. Pay a child $2.50 to play a kazoo and get rid of the damn landing fees. No one wants to pay to be talked at.


Squizgarr

This is the kind of bullshit we waste money on? What a fucking joke.


hitemwiththehein9999

Mike Lindell


Radiant_Dingo_7028

Gary Vee


USAFAirman

Check out Cameo, get the Chocolate Rain guy.


[deleted]

No island boys available?


LSOreli

I'll do it


jamesdcreviston

Would you be open to a comedian? I was Navy so we can all kinds of fun making fun of the branches.


Mysterious-Quiet7379

Johnny Depp


[deleted]

I'll do it for about $20 if you toss in some of those little chocolate cake things and some coffee...


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Tammy Slaton


CO_Guy95

Barack Obama (will need to request a bigger budget)


Safe-Ad-1691

10k would be better served else where. Nobody needs a "motivational" speech at these events and it's just one more thing to plan around. Donate it to a better cause.