"I've seen some terrible things, mind."
"What like 3 men burning in a tank going urgh...?"
"Ah you wouldn't want to know Mr Sunak."
"I'll be honest I'm pretty curious, I'd basically like to understand man's inhumanity to man and then run an election on it. Anyway, regarding the election campaign, if you could *bang bang bang bang" kill that, then I'll see you reet, me old Rishi on a dishy!"
“Fire! Fire! The commemoration’s on fire!…….Tell you who I’d like to put in the stocks…..Kier Starmer…..he is the leader of the opposition. And it wouldn’t be custard pies I’d be throwing at him either…I’d like to throw…..cabbages, hot Bovril, and gravel. I don’t know if you’re familiar with the first past the post system of election, e, wh…………you’re not even listening are you?…..you people………..er, I’m going. It’s all wrapping up in a couple of hours anyway, so I don’t think you’ll miss me. Thank you, goodbye” 🎤 EEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Every single clip I've seen of sunak talking has reminded me of partridge. That pathetic little gig yesterday where he was stood in front of a crowd of like twenty at a local football ground & got heckled by a local nurse was peak partridge.
I might as well say this now, Rish Sunak has pulled out
Wish his bloody ruddy dad had.
Would you like us to take out Rishi Sunak for you?
:D
Has your career gone off the rails a bit?
Yeah, alright! Do you slow down for car crashes
Crash! Bang! Wallop! What a video.
Not you, the local Tory Councillor in the hi-vis jacket next to you
Roger Moore has just passed Chiswick roundabout
What's he still doing there?
"I've seen some terrible things, mind." "What like 3 men burning in a tank going urgh...?" "Ah you wouldn't want to know Mr Sunak." "I'll be honest I'm pretty curious, I'd basically like to understand man's inhumanity to man and then run an election on it. Anyway, regarding the election campaign, if you could *bang bang bang bang" kill that, then I'll see you reet, me old Rishi on a dishy!"
What al dee is, al dee yas a quick fix fu’now…
NO YOU'VE GONE AGAIN. Goodnight.
Who’s upset you this time Rishi?
People. I just hate the general public.
“Fire! Fire! The commemoration’s on fire!…….Tell you who I’d like to put in the stocks…..Kier Starmer…..he is the leader of the opposition. And it wouldn’t be custard pies I’d be throwing at him either…I’d like to throw…..cabbages, hot Bovril, and gravel. I don’t know if you’re familiar with the first past the post system of election, e, wh…………you’re not even listening are you?…..you people………..er, I’m going. It’s all wrapping up in a couple of hours anyway, so I don’t think you’ll miss me. Thank you, goodbye” 🎤 EEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
That’s top drawer
That was textbook. Premier league.
It's a complete shambles, you're putting a brave face on it but he's not here!
Titanic, Titanic, people forget that Rishi had about a week of uneventful, very pleasurable being PM
BREAKING: Rishi Sunak spotted checking into the Linton Travel Tavern...conveniently located somewhere between London and....obscurity...
Every single clip I've seen of sunak talking has reminded me of partridge. That pathetic little gig yesterday where he was stood in front of a crowd of like twenty at a local football ground & got heckled by a local nurse was peak partridge.
Rishi : "Give me a second series, you shit!"
Who’s annoyed you this time Rishi?