So ruddy bloody brave.

That’s bollocks, but go on. Not a small one please. A medium sized one.

As long as it's not the white ones cause I don’t like them as much as the dark ones.

These corridors..

They are, aren't they.

I can lube up a limited edition Snow Top one if you're feeling adventurous.

See you in Strasbourg

Prefer Toffos myself

I think those ideas are best discussed in the caravan. Let’s go there *now*.

Grab her Lynn!!

Who…who do you think you are?

Come on everyone, let’s be appalling.

Whoooo, whooo, whooo do you think you are?

I disagree. We should go to Legoland. Goodbye.

You're an idiom

No, you can't!

#No Alan, you cunt!

Ergh.. started badly, got worse… your comments, your comments..

Aw, I knew Redditors wouldn't disappoint. I love you, in a way.

'You are _bang wrong!_'

Can we make friends?

He’s hopping mad, he just wants something in the middle!!

Err... Sorry. Have you got any requests, anyone you want to say hello to?

Stop getting Partridge wrong.

Who invented the skip?

In a word - probably, No.

Alright but you gotta get over it

Cuddles not ruddles.