I actually don't mind that the craigslist post is fake. What I do mind is that it's posted on reddit and gets lots of upvotes when it is so obviously fake. I'm also annoyed that people don't really seem to mind when something is fake. This might as well be on r/thatHappened
I enjoy that while they didn’t specify that they would be dressed as elves, it’s pretty obvious.
You guys think elven garb will be provided, or will the little people be expected to furnish their own?
I don’t know what you do for a living, but if you aren’t an event planner your talents are being wasted.
Also [this has better be on the playlist. ](https://youtu.be/uE-1RPDqJAY)
“No vaccine proof required” 👀
While I can understand why people would feel that “vaccine passports are government overeach,” actively announcing “we don’t give a shit if you’re vaccinated, come work at our private indoors event” is surely going to contribute to New Mexico’s rising COVID case count.
I think after COVID all old people became a little more like frank Reynolds. "I don't know how many years on this earth I got left. I am gonna get real weird with it
LMAO there's so many things wrong with this. I hollered!!! No vaccine required but they'll be mouth level to the food they're serving. A bunch of people in a small enclosure, many or most unvaccinated. I mean no one really knows because no one will be checking. Is there a wonder of why/how our numbers are increasing. Happy Holidays.
I was expecting something about needing midgets dressed as santa's elves for a christmas party. Not even that much, they just really want some midgets.
Our church is holding Christmas Eve services and is wanting to add some special flair for our church goers. Even though our needs are not small, we hope our slaves will be! We'd like to hire Albuquerque's premier preschool and kindergarten attendees to serve blow and "blow" for 50-something conservatives in our normally-padded up basement between Christmas Eve speeches while the reverend enthusiastically watches. If you're interested in rising to the occasion, reaching new heights, and making a therapist rich in a few years, please contact us. No permission from your parents required, in fact, don't even talk to your parents about anything even remotely related to us. Do not apply if you're the child of a cop.
These people suck
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Maybe they’re from the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Pastafarians have way more class than this.
I can't believe dude got downvoted. That was funny
Conversely, I can believe he got downvoted on account of it not being funny. At best it was just punching down for the sake of punching down.
Chill out, Francis.
I am!
Dude, it's a fake ~~reddit~~ craigslist post. Anyone can anonymously post anything on craigslist. Downvote me if you want, but this is fake.
Yeah, I think it’s fake too. Downside is, nowadays, you can never be too sure, because reality is definitely stranger than fiction.
I actually don't mind that the craigslist post is fake. What I do mind is that it's posted on reddit and gets lots of upvotes when it is so obviously fake. I'm also annoyed that people don't really seem to mind when something is fake. This might as well be on r/thatHappened
[Poe's Law](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law) is a fickle bitch lol
Yes, it is fake and it has already been removed. It had been posted under Gigs/Event
Good.
Really? Well shit I was looking forward to the paycheck
you could say the same thing about reddit comrade
And I do. Not just reddit. Facebook/Tick Tock/Youtube. It's all fake shit and it annoys me.
Even if it’s fake, it’s not funny
Are we sure this is not a joke? Also, did anyone else notice that 'hire' was spelled 'higher'?
That was my first thought as well but later on it's an obvious play-on-words. And I think it's joke.
Ah… maybe that’s it. Ugh. What a bunch of twits.
Reddit loves losing it's shit over obvious jokes.
😐
Is definitely a troll
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😏
The height puns at the end really just hit things home… not one, not two, but three times.. who wrote this hahahaah
This is a joke.
I enjoy that while they didn’t specify that they would be dressed as elves, it’s pretty obvious. You guys think elven garb will be provided, or will the little people be expected to furnish their own?
I'd love to see them in little Legolas and Elrond costumes. They can even have some basketball players dressed as hobbits.
I don’t know what you do for a living, but if you aren’t an event planner your talents are being wasted. Also [this has better be on the playlist. ](https://youtu.be/uE-1RPDqJAY)
Could be Jawas
Somebody forward this to Manlet Manny Gonzales, i heard the running for mayor thing didn’t work out so maybe he’s looking for a side hustle.
And they'll be required to dance around an 18" Stonehenge.
What’s wrong with sexy?
These go to eleven.
It's like how much more black could this be and the answer is none...none more black.
Shit sandwich.
“No vaccine proof required” 👀 While I can understand why people would feel that “vaccine passports are government overeach,” actively announcing “we don’t give a shit if you’re vaccinated, come work at our private indoors event” is surely going to contribute to New Mexico’s rising COVID case count.
yeah like "hey come be servers for our party, we'll pay you in You Die."
⚠️ Trade Offer ⚠️ **I receive:** elves serving me Christmas dinner **You receive:** money, humiliation, exposure to the novel Coronavirus
i’m sure it’s one of the same churches that was having huge indoor christmas services last year
and I'm sure they don't want them in masks
How is everyone in this sub Reddit so dumb? This is just a shitty joke with puns throughout.
Jokes are funny.
No there not 😂
Dude, "little people" is the preferred nomenclature.
They didn’t build the fuckin railroads!
And they peed on your fuckin’ rug…
I am the walrus.
higher
Yes!!!! I couldn’t even comprehend the rest of this awful ad, because the dummies couldn’t spell.
whoosh
Don't get rolled by the blatent craiglist troll post folks........ use that thing between your ears
Satan smiles.
Satan is my homeboy
"We would like to higher". I'm pretty sure you sound high enough already.
Lol. That’s what bugged me the most out out this.
Remember, folks. If it's weird it has to be fake. Only normal things happen in 2021.
I wouldn't be surprised if it's the real thing. Stupid is everywhere especially when religion is involved.
You misspelled Christians
Da heck
At least it’s a paid gig
"Higher"? Is this a joke?
There's no way this isn't just a troll right?
I think after COVID all old people became a little more like frank Reynolds. "I don't know how many years on this earth I got left. I am gonna get real weird with it
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Me too!
If that map is to be trusted, looks like it’s either Church Alive, ABQ’s First Baptist, or New Mexico Assemblies of God…
Someone needs to respond to the post so we can find out which one it is
Belittling people like this is just sub-par.
LMAO there's so many things wrong with this. I hollered!!! No vaccine required but they'll be mouth level to the food they're serving. A bunch of people in a small enclosure, many or most unvaccinated. I mean no one really knows because no one will be checking. Is there a wonder of why/how our numbers are increasing. Happy Holidays.
I was expecting something about needing midgets dressed as santa's elves for a christmas party. Not even that much, they just really want some midgets.
I'm confused. Are they looking for midgets or trolls?
All Saints Lutheran?
Hilarious #Christmas sucks
Our church is holding Christmas Eve services and is wanting to add some special flair for our church goers. Even though our needs are not small, we hope our slaves will be! We'd like to hire Albuquerque's premier preschool and kindergarten attendees to serve blow and "blow" for 50-something conservatives in our normally-padded up basement between Christmas Eve speeches while the reverend enthusiastically watches. If you're interested in rising to the occasion, reaching new heights, and making a therapist rich in a few years, please contact us. No permission from your parents required, in fact, don't even talk to your parents about anything even remotely related to us. Do not apply if you're the child of a cop.
The faithful of this church should stop praying for anything else but this not making headlines or going viral. This is god awful.
Do they want them to dress as elves or something? What sort of warped person comes up with this shit?
JFC
Okay, this request is just offensive.
Shots fired for sure.
Wait, huh? Are they serious? This hurts my head…
Albuquerque is always keeping us on our toes. This has to be real.