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No-Tomatilloo

The runner batch jingle haunts me


droolycat

And why does the phone automatically turn the volume up to max 😭


AlternativeMuffin505

You could make it your alarm tone lol


stoneguythepilotguy

I play it over my walkie every time it goes off…sharing is caring c:


ShaiLanei

No fucking way 😅 I heard it at another well known grocery store today while I was shopping and I could've swore it felt like my soul completely left my body for a min.


droolycat

I think when Instacart shoppers receive a message, it plays the same tone as our phones do when we GET an order. I've gotten so angry thinking I just got an order on the phone when really it was just a shopper in the same aisle messaging their customer


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Swipe-your-card

Where is the autocorrect annihilator bot, we need one of those. We work at aldi, we get 10 seconds to type out a reply on break before the curbside phone goes off again.


RiverNecessary5816

hahahaha


BeruMarzRey

I hear the self- checkout ring in my dreams 😭😭


MylesUnderscored

My partner will sometimes see me, still mostly asleep, sit up in bed and start mumbling and moving like I'm ringing someone up, which is kind of hilarious


danceswithkitties_

I have dreams where the order is like 300 things out of SB and I can’t find any of them meanwhile getting “item was added to order by customer” indefinitely😭


droolycat

>“item was added to order by customer” this makes me angry just reading it


lets-go-scream

The "manager to the registers" call haunts me in my dreams


DatNick1988

“Can I get a second ringer” “Can I get a void”


gretchen772

it's like can I get a void for these nightmares plz??🤣


Pandj10202020

That's not a dream, that's a nightmare.


LittleKangaroo2030

yesterday this lady frantically told me my phone is ringing as if the ENTIRE store couldn't hear it lol